sheepy edition
/cum/ - canada usa mejico
buttfeed
still kekking
raping my goonstick to vanilla
Midwest cornfed gf
buttfeed
is this gonna be the thread that slows to a crawl and lasts until 9am or do we have 1 more fast one?
What do you expect of her literacy level
I expect her to know how to conjugate the present fucking indicative of one of the most common fucking verbs. For fuck's sake, that's something we learn when we're ~8 years old or thereabouts.
lol
buttfeed
LOOOOL
buttfeed
got they fuckin ass
i'm just never getting a gf ever in my entire life, if i want to lose my virginity it will have to be through an escort
i want to fall asleep on my couch watching tv but i'm like 80% sure i acquired a bedbug or two after crashing at a buddies (i often sleep on my couch and that's where i woke up with a couple of bites), so now i gotta sleep in my bed until i figure it out
Someone somewhere is jerking off to farts
buttfeed
bodied that freak
They’ll quickly spread all over your entire domicile. It’s probably already happened. If not, you’ve got to act very quickly.
What if I am mentally ill?
What about butthew zazuetta
its over bro, let it go
buttfeed
kek
Buttfeed Zazueta
shit nigga u fugged, bedbugs are a lot of work
More dramatic
buttfeed
cant stop laughing
big fan
Is your couch more comfortable than the bed? Or you just like the TV
all me btw
BUTTFEED
Parents are forcing me to see a psychiatrist tomorrow
/metal/ leaks to the rest of the chanz again
good on them, they shouldn't have waited so long
Why is her cat so fat?
ngl I had a really good post cooked up but I went to get food and forgot what it is, once again fast food defeats an american
Jimmy Bower is my spirit animal
i'm already taking proper precautions. i had to deal with them a decade ago and managed to get rid of them by myself without guys coming in to spray and shit. but i'm already having flashbacks and paranoia and feeling itchy even when i know its just in my head
its a 20 year old oversized brown leather couch and is basically the most comfy thing anyone has ever slept on
way comfier than my bed
did you get me some fries?
How did that cat register for a dating app
I am a rat. Church.
She's got a fat pussy
away
DragonForce is the hardest metal known to man
what did you do
31 is old for a cat
torrenting a vidya award
I will join you soon.
LA MIGRA
i was thinking of setting up a home media server and as part of that set up a torrenting system. shit's annoying though, might just download a shitload once and connect the tv to a hard drive instead of dealing with networking/etc.
It's a terrifying thing the American dream
i miss whatshisname
so im just supposed to never goon? what do i get in return?
prostate cancer
enlightenment
gn
How to rape someone aesthetically
Goodnight sweetie
A stoner commie
night bud
gams front and center
She was made for me
i hate myself
partnered
“polyamorous” swingers should get their own app and be banned from the normal people apps. can’t fucking stand them
i love you
I hate you more
im a bane to society
danks
Bane?
Bane?!?!?!
what would it take to make you feel like you're contributing to making the world a better place? volunteering? a better job? making something that other people enjoy?
please tell us my sweet little nectarine.
I either think I'm the best person on the planet or I think I'm worthless
No in-between for me
Lol
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
SO HERE WE STAND WITH THEIR BLOOD ON OUR HAAAAAAAAANDS
WE FOUGHT SO HARD NOW CAN WE UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND
I'LL BREAK THE SEAL OF THIS CURSE IF I POSSIBLY CAN
FOR FREEDOM OF EVERY MAN
Business idea
i hate when deli ham gets slimy after like 2 days
what’s the next step in your master plan
Yeah honestly roping is looking more wnd more good
end my life
Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.
Everyone knows that one kid who said he was half Jewish and half Christian
more like dei ham
LOL
stop buying the congealed pink shit then, stupidass
not me
now i don't believe that for one cotton-picking minute. your body would be perfect for my meat grinder. are you willing to work for 50 years for minimum wage? i can ensure that through hard work helping my company that you will absolutely make the world a better place.
So true…
How come there are no female Mormon missionaries
.
i go to a proper deli not walmart prepackaged shit
how does the pig know to grow its meat in a square shape
business idea: alcoholic tea
There would be too much sexo
They grow the pig in a small glass cube to shape it, much like how the Japanese grow their melons
he doesnt have square pigs
LMAO
my cousins are like that. incredibly annoying shitheads.
i came up with the idea protein beer and everyone called me a retard
I am small.
I went to a school with a lot of Jews since it was expensive and most goyim like myself couldn’t afford it. I don’t think a single one of them was mixed.
that's literally just kombucha.
already exists(its shit)
Twisted Tea is already popular
shant
the more you know
Say dknrtjbf
too sweet doe
It's great for shotgunning actually
It barely has any alcohol toughever.
Are you supposed to clean your walls
standard roadside decorations if you live in a small town. i think i saw about a dozen of these cans littering ditches on my drive yesterday.
Do they make an unsweetened twisted tea? That would probably be good. It’s too much sugar to knock back more than one or two of them
You can get away with not cleaning your walls if you’re an apartment dweller who moves every year or two, but otherwise yeah you have to clean your walls
I watched a shittok of a guy who mopped his walls but I feel like if I do it it will get mildewy or something
business idea: non-alcoholic hard alcohol
did absolutely nothing today
Already exists
trejosstore.com
Might be good to dust them now and then but I have never seen anyone actually scrubbing walls
you're supposed to clean the backwalls
LIVING IN THOUGHT SO
LIVING IN THOUGHT SO
YOU'RE LIVING IN THOUGHT SO
my mom bought a bunch of that shit years ago and its been collecting dust ever since
bless her heart though for trying to quit the sauce
if they're dirty but not regularly
I’ve never ordered an uber
business idea: women with feminine penises
I used to have to wipe down the walls periodically in a poorly ventilated bathroom in my old apartment, as the shower condensation would build up and cause these ugly streaks on the walls. Otherwise you only really need to wipe other walls if people are touching them, which shouldn’t really be happening
affirm: i am not a fucking faggot
we found a mummified cat wrapped in newspapers inside of wall one time. another wall in a different house was filled with old Teen magazines, someone had just been dropping them in there through a hole and there was like 40 of them in there.
crackhouses usually have literal garbage in the walls which leads to pests in the walls.
My aunt was renovating her basement and knocked a wall down. She reached in, felt something, pulled it out, and it was a mummified rabbit
I accidentally sprayed a wine all over my walls when I pushed the cork in. Hope the landberg doesn’t charge for that one
You arrive at Walmart
dont wash the insect blood stains. it will show females your willingness to kill pestilence on their behalf
I’m out
Should I visit England or Ireland? Tickets are piss cheap right now and I have a good opportunity. It will be for a month
i was just looking at some sexy anime babes, that shit finna make me want to bust
For a month? England, there is more to do.
But why not both?
both are nice. Ireland's got more nature
What sort of experience are you looking for
there's so much to do in england
we found a mummified cat
Did you find the pharoah who owned it?
CLEAN your BALLS
god please make her real and also she's my girlfriend
God has abandoned us
business idea: casually telling women they "look fatter lately"
I promptly leave
Gonna go microwave a potato
*shoves her into the bakery*
This will not end well for you
where can I purchase this fine literature
wild shit, found a bunny skeleton in some old weeping tile that had backed up. he must've crawled in there from the ditch and got stuck, quite a miserable tomb for him.
an old man had a tree smash down on his cottage that was built in the early 1900s, some of the inside walls were busted open and we found an old revolver hanging on a nail with a box of ammo in a little canvas pouch.
makes me want to smash holes in all my walls and go exploring sometimes. then i remember they might be full of asbestos or UFFI so i don't.
Do you mean actually mummified? Like they tried to preserve the body somehow?? Bc if so that's pretty strange
on an unrelated note, I have an idea for a television show I want to pitch
Did they ever figure out what happened?
Naan bread
still sikhing a cause
This lol
the cat had deliberately been wrapped up in newspapers and it seemed like they did some weird glue thing to it, almost like papier mache. it was kinda busted open and the leg bones fell out when we picked it up. fuckin sp00py.
stick a fork in er, she's done
Addison Rae really has the song of the summer that's crazy
Imagine we’re riding in Dubai in a Lamborghini eating chicken tikka masala
Natural mummification
Both would be great but I'd rather just thoroughly explore one.
History, nature, buildings and incel walks. Im a simple man. No interest whatsoever in London or Dublin.
Very true
imagine you have a cock in your mouth
No, or at least they’ve never explained it publicly. The cops said there was no foul play, but the whole thing makes no sense
i clean bathroom walls every few years. water spots from condensation accumulate, looks shitty.
No interest whatsoever in London
But this has nature, history, and great opportunities for incel walks
unforgivably gay post
Brownest fantasy ever
Not this one?
Meant to say buildings, not nature, although London does have some nice parts.
You need to spend at least a few nights there bro
Jeets are just that stupid I guess.
watching more body cam videos of drunk hot girls, so far jews have not found a way to ruin this form of entertainment for me.
im guessing a suicide
Let's fight.
Post
LOL
suicide via oven
Really?
Kanye really made white nationalism cringe
As Lucretius says: 'Thus ever from himself doth each man flee.' But what does he gain if he does not escape from himself? He ever follows himself and weighs upon himself as his own most burdensome companion. And so we ought to understand that what we struggle with is the fault, not of the places, but of ourselves'
sounds like a fuckin horrific and painful way to kill oneself, i kinda doubt it. she was likely murdered by someone, probably one of the other 5 billion jeets that worked at the Walmart and raped her before baking her to keep her from snitching.
I read a fair bit about how those walk-in ovens work right after it happened, and it doesn’t seem possible to do that yourself. And there are a bunch of idiot-proof failsafes to make it more or less impossible to trap someone inside by accident. I was sure it had to be a murder, but they said no foul play, so I have no idea how it happened
Pretty gruesome way to kill yourself, also checked.
I know it's not the same but putting your head in the oven is a popular suicide method.
That’s asphyxiation via the gas, not baking your head
dumb peanutposter
need metropolitan french gf
youtu.be
havent you heard of people sticking their head in at home? 900 degrees is lethal
true. apparently her coworker informed her of a leak right before it happened so its weird that person isnt getting more attention
so does this not even work with electrical induction ovens?
I know it's not the same but putting your head in the oven is a popular suicide method.
That’s asphyxiation via the gas, not baking your head
true chads light a match after letting the gas run for 12 hours. i got to inspect nearby houses with shockwave damage when pic related happened in 2016, it blew the windows out of homes over a block away.
me i'm short pale and ugly
not the only thing she blows past the limit
What in the fuck
true. apparently her coworker informed her of a leak right before it happened so its weird that person isnt getting more attention
she was a visajeet and if she was murdered in such a brutal way by another visajeet there's a good chance police would not want to investigate it much. they can't risk tarnishing their grand plan with something like a pesky rape conviction or murder on top of it.
pale
Doubt
Who here wants they ass BEAT by me?
I used to live around there and remember hearing the explosion.
pic
Nigga that’s nuts
Fuck how many people died?
so does this not even work with electrical induction ovens?
No. I don’t think it works with gas ovens anymore either. They had to change the design because too many people were offing themselves that way
Is this real
in exchange, can i pleasure your bummy hole?
while you were in school and working a job, i was gooning
crazy enough only 2 people died, the suicidal ones in the house that blew up. it was intentional, or possibly a mossad coverup. we'll never know.
house explosions are insanely powerful and it's surprising they aren't more common.
This is what my mom thinks my apartment looks like
damn, not even 10PM and Im exhausted
stop bragging, not everyone had the same opportunities as you
I'm being awarded a certificate at a ceremony tomorrow
I saw a pretty crazy video of a house blowing up in the Washington DC area
youtu.be
award award
mossad coverup
Eh?
sex offender registration?
you can literally grab a woman by the pussy in Canada, if you're a jeet, and get away with it
Twenty-five-year-old Rajbir Singh, currently here on a visitor’s permit after initially coming to Canada in 2018 to study, was out one night at the Back Alley night club when he groped an 18-year-old woman’s genitals under her skirt as she stood at the bar to buy a drink. When she turned around in shock, he did it again and walked away, according to the court ruling.
Singh was found guilty of sexual assault at trial. But he wasn’t convicted. Instead, in January, he was given a discharge by Justice A. J. Brown. The judge explained that a conviction would automatically result in deportation without a right to appeal, while a discharge wouldn’t generate a permanent criminal record and would preserve Singh’s right to appeal his deportation.
The judge didn’t believe that a conviction was in the public interest, and, “in consideration of the devastating collateral immigration consequences to recording a conviction,” he concluded that Singh should be discharged with three years of probation.
Home
easy way to liquidate assets by making it look like a suicide. Jason Bourne even blows up an apartment with the old "magazine in the toaster" fuse trick.
used 35 gallons of gasoline to blow up his house
holy fuck nigga
i'm glad theres no cameraphone evidence of me at the bars sometimes
Don't touch women without their consent bro
never without consent but theres times ive been drunkenly making out with fat chicks and shit
thats much worse
That makes you the victim
fat girls raped you while you were drunk? you should press charges
Found a wiki page on the incident
en.wikipedia.org
Im so obsessed with this new gorl im seeing rn
Life is wonderful
I cant wait to see get again
Lol
Is it actually over for Florida?
I’m ashamed to be Floridian
No more setting up FEMA Death Camps in Walmarts, OBAMA
Going to have a second conversation with dr penberg
I wanna go to hooters soon
I'm proud to not be Floridian.
I'm ashamed to be a White man
I threw out penburg
It was taking over my life
No. A competent state can address their own natural disasters
Shoot me
People with haircuts like this need to be shot.
Did 14,000 babies die in Gaza today like the news said they would?
Looks like art.
You’re Jewish
no, classic liberal media is always lying to us
israel is being as careful as possible and the media is overblowing everything
yeah, shoot me.
Blame Hamas not Israel
fucking hell bronson
No, I blame pissrael (and correctly so)
Every
*clap*
Time
*clap*
I
*clap*
Clap
*clap*
A
*clap*
Baby
*clap*
In
*clap*
Gaza
*clap*
Gets
*clap*
Geno-
*clap*
-cided
*clap*
Catch this.
Respect the decision, man
I know im lucky to not have issues
But you get a dap up from me for making that choice
Chat, is this rael?
in my opinion we should be training foster care children to be super soldiers to prepare for the incoming war
Smell worse than my dick.
janny never does anything about the egyptian spambot which tells me it's part of the website and an intentional feature, likely a way to promote the site to prospective buyers with fake post counts.
Lol
Who are we fighting?
Where's the opening?
New crusade to retake the Holy Land from the Zionist Entity
The Formic race.
Growing up in foster care already equips them to deal with the worst of mandmade horrors beyond your comprehension. A solid decade or more of physical, mental, and sexual abuse makes them into superpredators.
late night goonsesh with the boys on VRchat >:3
no, this is phone.
1
watching an extremely boring video that feels like it has been on for hours, but it has only been ten minutes
Canada and the cartels
Pete Townshend
One of many classic rock stars who is publicly known to be a pedophile but somehow gets away with it
Hijabi :).
The core purpose of FEMA is to preserve the presidential line of succession in the case of nuclear war.
well turn it off, stupidarse
Every rock star fucked a 13 year old "groupie"
My ancestor :)
en.wikipedia.org
I got the SNP here
the great hwan empire
they would botch that
boomers have defended pedos for decades, anything is permissible in their minds as long as you make a catchy song or say a funny joke
it took the jaded, cynical, nonchalant, and impatient zoomer generation to finally upset (((Hollywood))) by simply ignoring them and calling out the J's as a joke - and eventually for real.
yo how come we dont learn more about these old ass niggas
cuz they dead
doc said im fat and should lose weight
It's time to sleep
Let the angels carry you away tonsweetlt dreams
I read about the arrest and they never found anything. It's been 20 years and how draconian the UK is I would assume they have been monitoring him ever since. He's a massive arrogant twat though.
Open your mouth and say "oink"
one day you will be dead and no one will even know you existed with not even any proof that you did, might as well have never even existed in the first place
how am i supposed to get a job when there are new 1hr+ youtube drama videos every day, and video games, and anime, and porn, and streamers, and ubereats, and weed delivery, and immigrants
New
Wash your walls once every year or two, depending on how dirty your air is. Same cleaning chemicals you use normally, like Mr Clean or whatever. Not bleach though.
Had to be a murder.
There were all sorts of social media videos showing other people showing the exact same oven, and it can't just close on its own. You have to manually apply extra force to close it. If it attempts to close on its own, there's a catch, that prevents it from closing by mistake.
Someone pressed it close.
chicken tikka masala
en.wikipedia.org
That's a UK dish, that the jeets try to claim is there's.
I ate a burger and watched a movie on my computer