/brit/

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Rolling for the complete and total destruction of the United Kingdom

In France it's illegal to eat apples.

me standing by the lamppost at 0:27

good eye

if it were we'd be as fat as you lot

Pleeeeeeeeeease

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obesity rising in France

neighbourbergs are having a screaming match and I think I heard one is blaming the other for being raped

Yeah if you could go ahead and never post again, that'd be great. Mkay

We wuuld like to infahm mahn dat de cancaht nat gaan ahead
nat gaan ahead
nat gaan ahead
An' they banning de product of de natty dread
If ye wan' ye ticket from da dutty Babylan
Den ye haffi tell em wheh yu cam fram
A wheh yu cam fram

-Linton Kwesi Johnson, 2025

ah lets see /brit/ maybe something good

gore

trolls

chatGPT

nevermind

1 smol blonde brit boyfriend named Teddy please, and he stutters when nervous or excited and likes to draw.

oppa heil Hitler

there's not a soul in these isles that goes by "teddy"

piece of shit idiot spamming scat porn -,-

nigger nigger nigger nigger

why is my /brit/ THIS shit!!

what about Teddy Sheringham

It's okay I'll never have a smol brit bf anyways. It's just a dream.

Stop this at once.

maybe a bit of Anon Babble time would be nice

he just spawned into existence the moment you typed this post
unlucky, i'm 5'8 which is not "smol"

oh my DAYS the foul creatures skittering about in here.

medication at once!

5' 8" is indeed smol to me, I'm 6' 3"

ive got some medication for you say AAAAAAAAAA here comes doctor poo nigger

yeah whatever.. not like i'm gay or anything.. not like you'd protect me and cuddle me when i get scared or whatever..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How can you discuss British 'culture' when by definition Europeans do not have a culture of their own?

what nonsense

I DREAM of protecting my bf. My life feels empty knowing I can protect and cuddle how I want to, to be like a big bro figure to a smaller guy who feels scared. Like I can go outside, traverse city streets at 1 am and I'm big and no one messes with me but I know smaller guys can sometimes feel intimidated by being out by themselves. I would hold your hand and be your protector.

AAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAaaa

you know that movie with Chalamet where he was King Hal? That was the worst Falstaff I've ever seen! You should take legal action against that sort of thing as a nation!

*can't

s-shut up.. *hides my face with my hands but peeks at you through my fingers*

AAAaAAAAAaaAAAaaaAaaAAaAA

*kisses your cheek anyway and pulls you closer to me*

*makes a quiet hum of protest before burying my face against your shirt* hate you...

Quitting this site. Goodbye forever. Wait no don't go!

Remember when she lost her seat haha

Why just put "Duke of Devonshire" without which one he was

I've been making quite a bit of money selling these silly little anime figures on FBMP. I get them for close to nothing on the Jap auctions and people will pay between 50 and 100 dollars per figure. Imagine if I lived in Europe or America where there are way more freaks wanting these things. I could be a millionaire unironically

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boner law