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the lion is at the end of his rope
This will NEVER not be funny...
The lion stayed up past normal night shift bedtime to get a chicken sandwich from the gas station like old times, but it was just alright, not really worth the $5 in hindsight
I hate being a NEET
I hate paying for you to be a NEET
Made a small purchase to start a Tau army. Lots of mechs.
Context?
TAKE THE GRUGPILL
i.4cdn.org
Man, I wish I could get unemployment
move because the job market in my small town sucks and I cant afford rent
UHHHHH THATS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON
missed appeals appointment because I was literally working and didnt think I'd need unemployment anymore
fucking labor board, worthless goddamn shits get gibmedats for doing fuck all and my actual situations arent good enough
Also spent $230 on a Kroot Hunting Pack but it comes with the Tau codex so it was a good deal.
you calling anyone else worthless kek
Pajeet thought he could move to an american city and not get assaulted by feral nigs
Many such cases
springtime, for hitler, and germany
it wasn't, you spend $230 on a small collection of tiny plastic figures from a legendarily overpriced hobby game
You follow wowmao
sooo how do you live if you have no income
How can you afford rent and groceries without work or neetbux?
Kroot kinda suck donkey dick ngl
off savings
Anon do you know how many hours it takes to put together and paint a single army. We are talking easily 300-400 hours to have it fully done and that's before you actually play games. It's not really that expensive of a hobby when you break it down per hour cost or even overall compared to many other hobbies.
go to the casino and turn those savings into a fortune
Kroot are GOATed wtf is wrong with you
The city of Newark, NJ doesn't have a police department. Theres no taxpayer base there to fund it. The state has to hire a private security firm to do the job the police would do
t. featherhead
Virginhammer 40K
I am not a virgin I have slept with 19 women, 16 if we don't count prostitutes.
Yeah grown men playing with action figures is very cringe and gay
you slept with your mom 3 times?
They aren't even action figures, they're just models. That said wargaming is a historically masculin hobby, it's just that 40k is pretty cringe
Modding New Vegas.
This car mod was held hostage by a Ukrainian and someone else stripped it out of The Frontier and made it playable........LOL
Warhammer figurine guys are like this just not as bad tbqh
>held hostage
wdym? Also I'd be blown away if this was real, the new vegas engine wasn't really designed with vehicles in mind, was it? This looks seameless
40k is gay because it's sci-fi and sci-fi is inherently pozzed and for bugmen.
filtered by sci-fi
sad!
never played warhammer or got into it, but do they actually call it the year 40,000 in the game's story? like they still count from jesus?
It's real! I just posted a webm of it!
seeing my extended family and explaining that i work at the grocery store and live with mother at 24 years old KMS
i like watching people paint minis, its crazy how much detail you can put into just by painting them a certain way.
Hello to my North American friends
sci-fi is inherently pozzed and for bugmen
Wtf are tyou talking about
What's shameful about living with your parents at that age?
I see that, it's just hard to believe. It looks practically vanilla
great, great book
flop of an ending tho
In America white people are expected to leave home and go west at 17 years of age. If you stay in your home town you’re considered a loser
in america you have to be a fully realized human being by the time you turn 18 or it’s over
tfw i live on the west coast
Please support patriotic alternative
lmao that faggot got BTFO, people be drivin carz n sheeeit now
The Mariana islands are calling you
there's no middle class in the west so you're either a ceo at 22 or one month from homelessness
Tell me why I can't work at the grocery store and with my parents my entire life? Seems perfectly comfy and reasonable.
Paying rent or mortage on your own doesn't make you a better person!
why do you care what other people think? you're certainly unambitious though
You can. Just don't expect any form of respect for it
Nothing wrong with working at a grocery store but a man has to have his own living space at some point
Its an important part of becoming an independent adult
Healthy young men typically want more for themselves than that
working in a grocery store
comfy
kekaroooo
LOL
I heart Millions of American use Pay Now Pay Later Services like Klarna to finance their $5 buritoes at Taco Bell.
never done it but night-shift stocking shelves doesn't sound so bad if you're allowed to listen to something on your headphones
OK, boomer!
its not so bad if you avoid the main part of the job and only work the graveyard shift when the store's closed
Lil bro is like "I can't work at the comfy grocery store, that's low status! I moved to the BIG CITY to work for shekelberg and get shot by urkelkin! I'm just like a TV character!"
is it not possible to have that be your schedule? idk i thought it'd be something you could negotiate
Would you be with a woman who wanted zero sex?
Should I sign up for this hip hop dance class
you can. But your schedule is entirely flipped upside down because youre working at night and probably sleeping during the day
Most American's are perfect goy cattle. No wonder they love Israel so much.
Normalfags are very passionate about dating discourse
Why are you obsessed with this
In Newark, lead concentrations in water accumulated for several years in the 2010s as a result of inaccurate testing and poor leadership. Newark's problem came from a negligence of officials who the city relied on to ensure clean water.
non-Hispanic whites made up 8.9% of the population. Black or African Americans were 47.0% of the population, Asian Americans were 2.1%, some other race 1.6%, and multiracial Americans 1.1%. Hispanics or Latinos of any race made up 39.2% of the city's population in 2018
Really makes you think
Haven’t seen /cum/ denounce Muhammad in quite some time
Have we been taken over by Islamic forces?
Can I still kiss her and eat her pussy?
lots of very successful down syndrome patients do this
similar for me, the biggest issue is just that they're ugly decorations. there's pretty much no scenario in which i could display them a normal stranger and have them think it looks good.
denounceschizo returns
they do. then they default on their burrito loan which loses klarna millions
I usually only put that Muhammad line if redditpaki starts getting uppity, he leaves the thread or quiets down every time lol
Blahpipo have been doing genderwars on social media for some time, everyone else is just getting into it.
I really think that we should start imposing upper-bound age limits for congressmen. 80 at the absolute minimum but I'd be okay with 70.
I thought it was a completely black city, i didnt know so many spics lived there.
Puts a bit of a knife in the theory that beaners are any better than negros.
Im sure they will cope by saying its (insert flavor of beaner) thats living there but yeah no.
Denounce immediately
*rips ass*
It’s mostly Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, AKA niggers
Why arent you?
They look great if you practice and put a bit of effort into painting them. And it’s very relaxing.
Based appreciator.
DENOUNCE FLATULENCE IMMEDIATELY
Zoomoids might be brainrotted little weirdos but they invented phonk and we must give them credit where it's due.
I saw the Karate Kid in a movie theater in a black neighborhood and I was terrified the whole time because the blacks were yelling and doing karate down the isles every time there was a fight scene
Blacks peaked there in the 90's or early 2000s and Latinx have been increasing. I think most of them are Puerto Ricans too which really doesn't have an excuse lol
How are they any racially different than central americans ?
Both have the same amount of negro/indian admixture
It’s hard to believe but A lot of blacks genuinely don’t understand that movies aren’t real
people think the 'blahpipo in theatre antics' aren't real until they experience it firsthand.
"people" think Top Gun was gay just because some bros played volleyball together
smfh
Kek, this is so true. They bring up Final Destination all the time.
listening to stryper :)))))))))))))))))))))))
They think it's gay because it's about the Navy
as a man doing this i will tell you it is possible but the complete opposite of comfy and reasonable, those places are hell and will crush your soul
Orange Man is sending South Asian deportees to Sudan and Libya now.
Jeetbros.... the BWC got us too....
the air force is the navy, yes.
Count your blessings.
Did you ever see one of your customers shit himself?
Holy based, imagine if we did that to Brampton VGHHH
dude what the fuck are you doing with your time
Bro just start kicking. Could've tolled the bell on that child or whatever in 0.2 seconds.
He doesn't know the US Navy has it's own airforce that alone mogs us and most of the world
wew lad
We're getting a lot of rain this year. I love it. Wish it rained all spring and summer.
It's moreso Thais and Vietnamese.
we are both slavs. you are my brother ;)
That would be South East Asians not South Asians thougheverbeit
were the top gun aviators part of the air force or the navy?
Apparently a few Bangladeshis have been caught up in it too.
The Navy, if you watched the movie it's pretty clear idk how you could miss it.
i do, none are related to that job.
not that i remember. it has happened, just not around me.
monitor I was going to buy increased $200 overnight
why does baby jesus hate me. is it because i'm white.
I think it sucks that most cashiers in the US have to stand during their whole shift. Cashiers in Europe usually sit on a chair.
Top Gun is a US navy program for US navy aviators
Can Serbians understand the native language of Slovenians?
Would you like to visit Turkey?
I think the future is most likely multi-ethnic
Here's an example, I'm watching the Europa League final (soccer) and both teams have people of various ethnicities. White, brown, black. That's how the world is now. I don't think we'll be going back to a world of ethnic separation.
Is that good or bad
I do not want to visit any muslim shithole
I'm gonna stop reading about all the controversial shit Orange Man says/does cause it all just boils down to him being a Satan worshipping pedophile.
Had a trip planned but it got cancelled, would still like to visit.
Yeah you'll be happier when you stop letting yourself be fear mongered
Ever seen Eyes Wide Shut?
I’ve met 3 people from upstate New York and they were all wiggers
Barf-alo?
must've been all that time they spent flying around in jets and not piloting boats that confused me
i literally look like this
youtu.be
The white naval uniforms and aircraft carriers do make it a little confusing tbqh
There’s plenty of wiggers for sure but there are more traditional white trash
Bang is back in the supermarket after a 2 year hiatus.
yeah it's not worth hearing any more
I always thought it was interesting how the US Marines have their own airforce too, like the branch that's supposed to work with the navy (which has it's own airforce also) has in itself another layer of aircraft. Meanwhile our armed forces use shit from the 1970's or earlier because it's racist to fund the military instead of jeets o algo
about 60% of it
Only 2 things come from Texas
crackheads and debutantes
John Wayne. you gonna tell me he was a fag
WHO SAID THAT?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
It's how it is. Racist people just refuse to accept reality to be honest
the future is most likely multi-ethnic
China disagrees
ate bacon and grapes
i am a racist white nationalist. i believe white folks are superior to other folks
Did you ever had sex with an Indian/Paki woman?
that's true the average person should be aware of the different colours used by military factions, it's basically common sense. Tom Cruise was riding a motorcycle at one point and I assumed he was part of the Baiku Corps, wrongly.
China is multi-ethnic
Why do you ask?
china is investing in africans
gonna make a pasta with pesto sauce and mortadella
We just do whatever the WEF says, it's really that simple.
47 diddles kids.
I want to know if they are easy to get and willing to have sex with white uggos.
Niagara Falls is a sea of jeets
Blud is from 2015 :skull: :skull:
Israel is multi-ethnic too, there are quite a few Arab Israelis
Well I don't think it's possible to generalise over an entire ethnicity. Maybe some women of Desi heritage will be interested in you, while others won't.
Any park with cherry blossoms is a sea of jeets as well.
I saw the american side, also full of jeets
Nigga, you talk like a redditor.
do NOT redeem the photo, saar
i should open a 401k
Did your parents have any children that lived
Sir yes sir
I don't use Reddit because it's boring and the people there are often cunts
I guess people on Anon Babble can be cunts too but at least people can have a laugh about it on here
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Is extraflags down?
This, I saw all kinds of people over there when I visited. Tel Aviv is like the NYC of the Middle East
Trannyjanny is not doing his job
Why did you link it?
why do you never drink in the morning?
we have a trannyjanny/mod who lurks here
i got multiple warnings yesterday just for making a BBC joke, i'm sure janjan will be along shortly to warn that poster not to post BBC pics
Washing my dirty incel socks and underwear
I've worn this underwear so many times bro it's crazy Lol
exposed and denounced brotheberg in front of my parents fuck him
see janjan took care of the BBC, you guys just need to have more faith in our loving janny.
*Hides Jelly Donut in foot locker*
good song reminds me of ratchet and clank
absolute menace
“Brother will betray brother" Matthew 10:21
i will NOT afternoongoon today
stepped on dog poop award
what the hell are all these chinese files on my computer?????????
spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion, something I don't understand
Fools like me who cross the sea and come to foreign lands
Ask the sheep for their beliefs, "Do you kill on God's command?
If you link something bannable here, it always gets deleted faster.
Banks are using algorithms and AI to find patterns in your income & spending habits to determine when to charge you in order to make more money out of NSF fees. It's not even a secret anymore.
looks like chinese games
there's something very nice on the 'log but i will not link it here
man I could really go for a BLT right bou now but every cafe would charge like $9 for it
I HAVE CHINESE FILES ON MY COMPUTER WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make it at home for a fraction of the price, perhaps?
/cum/ is seriously shitty this afternoon, very terrible thread so far.
your mama is shitty nigga
Xin Tian Long Ba Bu: Classic
this is the most blatant World of Warcraft clone that i've ever seen
spinny, my beloved
make better posts then and i'll make better responses.
type for me my leafy slave. type like the wind.
I dont have any Bacon, lettuce or tomato
I'M SEEING FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95!!
A JASON POST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
no it's not retard, it's completely average
just shotgunned TWO glasses of milk b2b
A spinny just flew over my house
goshcel = spinny obsessed retard = schizopoo = threadcuck
it all makes so much sense
spinster has a boyfriend now
we won't see her again till they break up
extremely shitty American posts being made. as usual us Canadians have to carry the thread.
I saw this in Niagara Falls NY a few years ago. I did some research as to why, and apparently it's one of two or three sights mentioned in the Indian government-mandated geography textbook, so hundreds of millions of Indians with zero critical thought think Niagara Falls is THE place to go when they visit the US, despite it being a depressing post-industrial town outside of Buffalo filled with crackheads
still waiting on pics on this spinny character. everyone immediately gets hemmorroids when "she" is mentioned
you don't get it lol. spinny doesn't actually exist, just a meme bro.
time for /um/ or even better just Anon Babble
imagine kidnapping goshcel and horrifically torturing him and keeping him barely alive for months
BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY PRIVATE PYLE
can you help me carry the last 31 stan lee trophies?
just don't run out of money retard
imagine replying to goshpedo holy fuck I'd actually kill himself
good good niagra is depressing. I figured it'd be a tourist trap but its like THE tourist trap
Don't buy stuff if you don't have money in the bank for it
This is entirely a you problem
who does a meme cause so much assblast in here?
shut the fuck up newfag jeet. you dont know who goshy is you only repeat what jason says.
In an alternate life i could have a raping pillaging warlord, but in the year of 2025 i'm just a pathetic kissless cel
here you go bro
Yeah, don't go there. Only redeeming place I've found in Upstate is Corning NY because of the Corning Glass Museum, but it's remote as fuck from anything else (at least if you're an oversocialized New Englander like me)
spinny and jason mentioned
yep that's schizopoo, goshy's relatively new persona
Samantha/Spinny is STUNNING
that's crazy goshy
when do you plan on killing yourself or letting someone murder you?
you misunderstood, I found out it was shit BY going there
i predicted this just before i left 4chin like 2 years ago. i told jason directly that tranime would do this to him.
very cool goshpedo
jeet is mad
many such cases!
nice drawing of a teenage girl in a bikini
jason isn't a tranny, he is an ikemen
Now we both know
imagine lighting goshpedo on fire
just gotta save money for 3-4 more years and i can finally afford to sell my 1 bedroom apartment and get a townhouse
i hate canada
Slept all day award
sup bros
youtube.com
ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKY
we know major TOM's a junkie
strung out on heaven's high, hitting an all...time...low...
Ran out of deli meat
imagine getting upset about what some anon does on a basketweaving forum
(you're indian)
finally home after 2 late flights and walking in the rain because uber failed me
Then dousing the flames before he dies, then pouring salt and acetone on him
indignant because you reply to goshpedo
lol
There is a guy at work who's talked at length about going on trips to Europe every year, but now, thinking about all the little things he's said, related to his trips or not, I don't think he knows very much about Europe or even any of the countries he's traveled to.
Thank goodness he's not American
We don't need more idiots tarnishing our image abroad
having a high trained medical doctor on standby who can provide treatment after this and keep him alive and in pain for a prolonged period of time
made schizojeet seethe award
Are these tourists even tarnishing their countries' images? He has to have stayed in tourist bubbles to be as unknowledgable about these countries as he is.
What did he say that made you fell this way?
Euros don't know how to tell us apart unless we tell them.
wrapping a medal around goshy's neck but the medal is actually a burning car tire
You say this is like it's a hard thing
nitrous dont help me it just puts me in a trance
giving goshy a hard thing but the hard thing is actually a baseball bat to the face multiple times
put you in a trans? lol GAY
Best fucking Bowie album (except STATIONTOSTATIONDAVIDBOWIE)
that one time you left me i took 10 percs to get high
Bowie was inspired by the German electronic and krautrock bands Kraftwerk and Neu!.
Scary monsters > hunky dory > low > the rest
Who's your favorite crazy dictator?
Francisco Macias Nguema (Equatorial Guinea) is underrated, he had some of his enemies executed by having fire ants eat them alive while they were buried up to the neck in dirt
And those bands are a 1000x better than Bowie ever was
Very common. I basically haven't been out of the country yet I swear I know more about europe and the rest of the world than a lot of these yearly travellers
Gaddafi. he had so much sex he melted his brain
It's a lot of things. How did this guy go to Sweden in 2024 without knowing about Eurovision, not to mention how much time he's spent in Europe?
Regarding Germany, another coworker mentioned something about German iced coffees (Eiskaffee) in fact and he had no idea what it meant. Something that is, at least where I live, common knowledge even here.
He also didn't know that a lot of people ride bikes in the Netherlands.
All countries he's said he's been to.
My favorite Gaddafi moment is when he called for the destruction of Switzerland. Or maybe when he called Barack Obama "my son"
apparently he would give lectures at universities and tap the heads of the girls he wanted to fuck and his guards would kidnap them
ARTOSIS WAS BANNED ON TWITCH
good afternoon
Idk who this is but if it means you'll talk about stupid streaming ecelebs less then GOOD
Very interesting choice having Hunky Dory between Scary Monsters and Low
artosis has been around since you were in diapers lil bro
there is NOTHING on low that compares with quicksand and life on mars
Michael Rother was one of the founding members of Kraftwerk before he departed and formed Neu!.
i meant it more as a source of pride, i like when he's visibly upset and tries to act like he's not pissing and shidding everywhere
Why do you people care so much about e-personalities?
Lol have you watched destiny yesterday it was so funny what he said about Hasan
Jay Dyer >>>>>>>>>>>> all those fags
clip it and post it bro, i didn't catch the whole stream
I didn't know iced coffee was popular in my country. Also, most European don't really care about Eurovision. It's mostly the LGBT crowd who cares about it,
Destiny covered his rape trial accusations yesterday it was crazy
i didn't catch the whole stream
George, I done another bad thing...
bit of a hot take but, if you're genuinely interested in foreign cultures, your focus tends to narrow towards one particular culture, so anyone who travels to many countries is not actually interested in engaging with the local cultures.
For me, it's Tangerine Dream
Eurovison is a Satanic ritual.
Destiny did not rape anyone...
about to make a hefty deposit at the first bank of porcelain
Eurovision is pure soul
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
You'd think tourists would check out cafes and encounter a German-style iced coffee at some point. Or is my perception of Germany wrong, not his?
Eurovision
Everyone in Europe knows about Eurovision. Especially Sweden in the year that they hosted it.
Not only does Destiny have multiple rape accusations against him, he has a 10 year old reddit post detailing a brutal rape he experienced at the hands of his babysitter. It's just rape after rape after rape
Very nice but you know what you need? You need to listen to Ash Ra Tempel!
I have a somewhat rare cassette tape of theirs. It's worth $50
Indeed. It's organized by a cabal of Jewish freemasons.
this is the second or 3rd poo in a row now that I've had to flush twice
i never dated or had sex
Eurovision is jus gay nationalism
I don't frequent tourist places. I only drink black coffee at home or work.
Iced coffee is something like a group of fat women would drink.
wheres the real new
not posting in a goshy bake, guess I'll make the real
one sec
I don't get why this particular entry is such a big deal.
real non-goshy new