I just crashed out looking to the Municipalities of Slovenia

Like why doesn't Slovenia fix this problem

Everyone thought Ljubljana was getting too much of the budget, so they redrew the municipalities to stimulate cash flow into the countryside, I think

so they redrew the municipalities to stimulate cash flow into the countryside

I dont get it Marge, why would withdrawing municipalities make Ljubljana less lucrative for investments

If that is true then that would be weird because there are so much municipalities

it can be only fixed if Slovenia joins a bigger entity together with its south Slavic brethren like in ol' good times

redrew, not withdrew, and it was about EU bucks, since the change happened more than a decade ago (Slovenia doesn't recieve much EU cash now as the economy has continued to grow).

Like Yugoslavia?

yeah, no thanks, I don't want my kids to speak Serbo-Croatian

Yeah i meant redraw, but if its about EU bucks i guess it makes sense if they have some retarded rules about how funds are distributed

Isn't Slovene and Serbo-Croatian similar language?

I disagree I think we need more.
A new bill is being drafted to split each in 4 naming them north,south, east and west respectively.
There's an opposing bill though that might prevent it from going through, that one wants to split each municipality into 8 different sections to account for the diagonals. And then the third bill which i doubt will gain much traction is the 5 way split with a central municipality, though they might gain more favor if they split the central one 2-4 ways.
It's hard to feel represented in the current climate. Personally I'm holding out my vote for the 8 trigrams 64 palms split to coincide with my coming out as a taiji-pilled hyuuga clan member with Kras street cred.

Similar but not identical. Slovenian is like a more elaborate, less oriental SC.

You don't need more

I don't want my kids to speak Serbo-Croatian

i think they will learn it anyway by cons0000000ming serbo-croat media 24/7 like all Slovenes do

Slovene language was more widely spoken across Slovenia in Yugo times than now, where half of Ljubljana speaks Serbo-Albanian and the other half probably already Hindi and Nepali

why don't you take your act public, there's no good comedians around rn

Why dont they jsut turn into more Germans? I dont understand why they would keep any connection to yugoslavs at all, just force German in school and make your televisions forbidden from broadcasting yugoslav stuff

because German culture is boring and rigid and doesn't move the Alpine Serb soul
Serbian popculture is just addictive (I cons000000me it as well, even living so far away from the Balkans)

it was the Croats who imitated German schlager music and Slovenian radio still plays that sort of stuff from time to time. Slovenian music in ex-Yu that was not rural was mostly influenced by French chansons.
youtube.com/watch?v=qfDJV_1S4K0

Slovene sounds totally like Czech, I wouldn't distinguish them when spoken and I wouldn't know what language it is

there's no good comedians around rn

But if I went public this wouldn't change.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqB7_9nXUKU
it's harder to rhyme in Slovene than in SC, but Slovenian popular music sure has had its highlights

I just listened to it, sounds serbo-croatian in tempo more than slovenian.
might've just been those women's accent though I can't say

It seems better suited for poetry than singing, sustained notes kind of mess with it whereas structured poetry flows pretty naturally.

it's a reworking of

"Les Champs-Élysées" is a 1969 song by the American-French singer Joe Dassin. It is a French-language cover of "Waterloo Road"

these female choirs were popular here in the 1960s too, must be a commie thing
youtube.com/watch?v=YIioPOnL1Z8

I meant czech speech.
The song is fine.

If it is similar then it won't be really hard to learn

We also have a lot of them as well but the problem with Slovenia is that they don't have real official regions above municipalities like counties in Croatia.
Their historical regions are more for statistics and such.

We had 70 years of Yugoslavia yet that didn't happen. Southerners have always been viewed with suspicion here due to their Ottoman culture

those are deffo statistical regions more than they are traditional ones

Ottoman culture is cool tho

Erdogan wishes he had the Ottoman Empire back.

yugoslavs won't be against it, they already consume Turkish culture and food like crazy

sure, I love sevdah and ćevapi, but there's plenty of that in Zagreb, Sarajevo and Belgrade, no need to add Ljubljana too.

So just copying

Bosnian folk-rock from the 70s is pretty wild, I like both it and the similar Turkish folk-rock, but I wouldn't call it an imitation
youtube.com/watch?v=JI9pp-eKUPY

Well okay

There are people who memorize names of all first-level administrative units in Europe. Have mercy on them

what even is slovenia

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baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

I am looking hard and I can't find Slovenia

we wuz Carinthians, that's what we called ourselves back then

return and unite with your Carinthian Brethren up norf

I forgot about Italy principalities
How is anybody supposed to remember all those principalities?

well on the Slovene border there were no principalities, only the Patriarchate of Friuli, a largely German-staffed bishopric that was later taken over by the Serene Republic of Venice, as well as smaller town-sized 'communes' like Trieste and Capodistria that were eventually appropriated by the Venetians and Austrians.

they've not been a political body since the modern era.

So much historical lore, I love it

also, the patriarchate of Friuli had Byzantine origins from around the same time as the Serenissima, the dark ages before Charlemagne, hence why it was called a patriarchate like a modern orthodox archbishopric

Damn you, we need more. You of all people should relate

Still those are still tons of municipalities

The USA already has tons of countries in the States with all repetitive and simple names

I mean counties
Sorry I misspelled

heh

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uhhh, Republic Skandia, Christmas, do you copy, base?

say again, strike team

I said we're gonna fucking nuke Moscow, base, yeehaw!

you jest, but they do actually have a town named Moscow

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The USA is enemies with Russia bur has a town named Moscow lol

They have top tier memory.