/brit/

british culture edition

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Emmett’s sister… whatever happened there…

right then that's a gay british vampire on the log

new thread, new me i say

This is the thread
You’re life will surely change

shagging catbergs tight little batty

um um um the ponies have been posted in the old

any gay man in

he's not a homosexual as far as I'm aware

pounding umposters in their tight little holes

Prefer not to say

oh baby

as i'm growing older i'm starting to question it more ngl ngl ngl

but the side of you they'll never see is when you're left alone with the memories that hold your life together like glue

I’m a 28 year old virgin freak with no friends

yea me

*turns on the mousenonce signal and waits for him on top of the thread roof*

Alri lads I want you all toiling in the hot sun all day cutting wheat. I will continue praying in here

This is more freaky

um um ummm

GTA V XD

Bring back Monastic life. Get them filled with friendless incels like me

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hard to obtain

Timmys tiny pink weeny cant compete with the small boat cronem clapmeat!

thems were the proto-buggers you know
bumming the little monastery boys

this one.

Haha what if the tap moved to the right and it was actually a dick and that became a tranny then

sex is all about shlorp shlorp plapping and lots of juices and sweat
porn is gross its too sterile

Wouldn't know, I'm a vf you see

I am eating

Basically prison when you think about it. Shaved heads (Aryan brotherhood), uniforms, sit in there fearing God's wrath if you don't heed his call to continue imprisoning yourself, drawing and coloring

same but thats what its all about really

Eastern European..

always found girls attractive but now if i see a cutish boy my stomach feels tingly and that did NOT used to happen

the first time i shagged this one girl she queefed on my willy lol

peasants had to pay for these guys to exist basically

No wonder, champ.

Was talking to my new therapist yesterday on video call, she has ginger hair and a beautiful smile. I was gently playing with my cock for much of the session.

epic

Normoids already pay for my existence as I'm on the dole so they may as well bring that sort of thing back

Like your willy was inside her and she queefed??

what did you talk about

now im horny

It's far more complicated.

yeah

uh oh trouble x

What do you like to eat in Egypt?

metal health

Where was the water?

That's wild I didn't know that could happen

normal stuff

White women's fannies have melanin receptors in them

There is a save, thank god?

any specific aspects

egyptlad what's the plan? where we going?

holy shit the liberal national coalition split

creeper

when your gameboy advance runs out of battery just after catching Latios

Absolute speciman

do you also squeeze into t-shirts which are far too small and then drench them in sweat

it should be nowhere.

latino

I have trusted you

wonder what it's like to have a loved one die a horrific death
just knowing whenever you think about them that their last moments were in fear and agony

Something we find in the northeast Caucasus.

Bro life was probably more chill in ancient Egypt. Just wake up, do some chores, eat, swim maybe, work a bit more. All good. Among your family and community

canslad's gf died of a heroin overdose ask him

screaming

Deffo before is worse.

don't you just not wake up?

All jokes.

freak got sent flying by a mule

I thought you suffocate to death idk

bet that would be peng

Why?

You talked about it..

And damn

are you taking the fucking piss
are you taking the fucking piss
are you taking the fucking piss

I’ll shag your catberg up the arse.

The Persian empire.

I think it's illegal.

sad

Also is that you on the first picture? I didn't find much likeness with it on the other picture.

sir pozzed neghole

Stop speaking Egyptians

The good old days

We believe in Norton..

Timmys teeny pink weenie cant compete with the BBC man meat!
His little pink pencil dick is too small to fit!
He tried to put a condom on but it was just to long!
He jerks off to only fans while his crush gets her socks off with a hung virle black man!
Timmy sits in his moms bedroom
His gf hangs with two black dudes!
He plays Xbox while his mom plays with black cocks!

What are you bro. What is your endgame

the empire

peter?
graham?
edward?

oh good the retard's back on his many flags how exciting
I was really starting to miss him

XD

id like to take a shit in the london tower.

One thing...

The rest remain the same to me.

Nyc. XD.

Save me from them. Doc please help.

Hang yourself.

doing a bit of nostalgia, then a bit of horror as i remember those days are never coming back

I am actually thinking

Please let me listen to music.

In Greek nostalgia literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.

since when is that considered a horrific death?
heroin is a cns depressant it slows your breathing and heartrate

rorkes faither

In Greek nostalgia literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.

do you know g-girls have boobies 0_o

why do they let this idiot use a vpn can't they just revoke his pass

Fix this one.

anime

Poo fumes from an Emma Watson dookie. Sniff them up! Sniff up the female feminine shit stink!

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why didn't you protect her

anime irish niggas

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/brit/

They should make the hand maidens tail real

I tried to watch this show but I couldn't get into it
I know it's supposed to be renowned for it's period setting but I found it lacking and very difficult to suspend disbelief and feel that I was actually watching the 1950s/1960s
just something off about it
reminds me of other poorly made period crap like stranger things

the hand maidens tail

modern day attitudes and lack of trans-atlantic accents, desu

any good posts coming?

yes that makes sense

vote for me as president of /brit/ and I promise to get rid of the yanks

I'm voting for the economic libertarians

i'm voting walt disney !!

Australia's top artists are American B-listers that nobody here even listens to. They have 6 songs with titles referencing American states or cities and 0 songs that have anything pertaining to Australia. There has never been a nation so devoid of a distinct identity or culture.

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gonna fail college on porpoise coz there's a girl in the class who's too cute and distracting

have just spilled a container of sunflower seeds and salt all over the bed >:(

we will tariff your shitposts

on porpoise

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Bruce weeping in the corner, can't take it when massa strikes back. We allow Bruce to nibble away at our ankle but sometimes you just have to give him a little kick in the butthole

nothing makes a man grow up faster than hair loss

elon musk should develop a deodorant called Musk

Maybe it's better?

beegees have about 5 billion streams

Mainstream music is dead. Billboard charts are meaningless.

They are from the Isle of Man and moved to America as soon as they accomplished something.

and ac/dc?

didn't ask

watching dance moms and wanking >.>

Another world

fizzy raspberry lemon peach limeade

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it’s 06:46 in the morning

im watching countdown now

watching adolf hitler documentaries and wanking >.>

alri anders breivik

some black lad on countdown has a tech company "measuring culture"
are people just making jobs up now

lad got on the forbes 30 under 30 list for this

what’s the measurement then?
x amount of wogs/diversity?

able lip ear
or
plea era lib
or
pray sell
or
lap lyres

oh to be an alpaca

wish my centrelink would hurry up and come in so i could go buy some smack

the grass looks scratchy

Snape, Snape

choon

i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch

blueberry grape fizz

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If I were left alone with joe rogan he would be in a fetal position for the rest of his life

Dogberg Just pissed all over my bed. Mattarass pillows duvet etc. Might kill him later.

forgive him lad. he knows not what he does.

we sellin dope and coke in baltimore nigga

Told him to get out and the cunt sat there growling and barking. He knows full well. No food for him today and a night in the garden I suspect. He will learn.

You are doing no such thing, grow up.

You all might be thinking "it's 6am, we're posting with wagies instead of smelly neets for once" but I am a neet. I just woke up early.

Rise and grind lads

Hate my dogberg. No snacks for a week. Today is carrot and biscuits, no meat. He shall lick the piss off my bedding. A disgraceful creature.

Yeah man, smashing out the captchas. Going back to bed now I've stripped my piss stained sheets.

Played a little Grand Theft Auto San Andreas on my iPhone just now, what a game, but... I can't read this thread no more. It's all blurry! What happened!

imagine my shock

got poo for tea

I've finally worked out why I don't like Americans...Because everyone there is either a Jew or a hick.

Tim sighting on Anon Babble

Summer 2025 we ain't jacking no $300 moisonite Etsy pendants no mo in the rap game
Only lengthy girthy golden chains frfr

My gold polished up with target washcloth hittin more than these rappers plastic bezel shieeeet

My power went out
Theres severe thunderstorms going on where I live you see

hope a big hurricane rips your home apart x

The first thing to know is that in my veins flows the blood of the Irish rebels

hurricane

at this time of year

You seem dumb. State your IQ before I engage you further.

yank hours are so grim, brits need to wake the fuck up already

It's time for a fresh start. It's time to eek out a tolerable existence.

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you've really embarrassed yourself here

Michael Johnson - Billy Gene Is Not My Brother

GOOD song

I have eaten poo.

dogberg won't eat his dinner
i wave the bowl in front of his face and do there "here boy! num nums!" routine and he just stares at me like a spastic, i'm not feeding him cheap shit either, picky little cunt

Yeah mate, /brit/ couldn’t do without such brilliant posts as

does my fucking head in when you’re shagging a girl doggy and she keeps lowering her arse down so your Willy falls out just point your fucking arse up how hard is it

For me, it's the poo whifs in doggy. Can't get over them.

gf sunt me thus

Mark Carney?
Fucking mongoloid chink kike cocksucker faggot pederast. Cross dressing tranny clown. He's a fuckin' Homo. He's a retarded mongolian. He's a fucking rat. He ought to be executed and dumped in a ditch.

oh no I don't know the details of how hurricanes work I'm so embarrassed!!

first good post i've seen in eons

god i'd love to grip his soft arse and sides while i shag his brains out, his useless cock flapping around and leaking everywhere

Oriental cocksucker. Nigger loving mongoloid retard.

I think I am confused can someone help?

Very Emmett-esque post.

Mothathafucker

Joe Anon.
Joe Anon, wake up.
Joe Anon, wake up.
9/11.
Todaysem day, wha happen 2001. This is Wali P.O.K., Kalakeen. Hapursukl Kurdistan Texas USA, 247 erbredey, I’m wake up in the USA. Joe Biden. 2001 was Geo… George W. Bush, they make the 9/11. It musk George W. Bush, how Pentagon hit by rocket and nobody reported. Pentagon was hit by rocket. Croos was in the rocket croos, red cross. Christian red cross in the in the rocket the in the and they hit Pentagon.

it's fucking over, the only competent person in my group other than myself is applying for jobs elsewhere

Never say no. Aahaha.

wipin my arse with a big toilet haha

there's a community centre a 5 minute walk from my place that holds narcotics anonymous meetings every tuesday night, thinking about going, maybe i can meet someone there who can give me a good hookup for smack

Caught myself finding beauty in everyone but me

they give the jews and take away from whites

i feel it in my willy
i feel it in my bum
so if you really love me, come on and let me cum

Any coke man in?

Stop being obsessed with me

Arsh. Eekekeke. I wanna die.

Olivia Rodrigo is very odd looking

*slowly backs away into the dark forest never again to be seen*

crazy body fckin 'ell

Slit your throat

let's all get gfs

see you later lad

You gonna beat me up in the school?

went to the barbers and had my hair cut by a former classmate who i hated back in the day, i'm sure he recognised me too but i didn't bring it up and neither did he
he did a pretty good job on my hair though tbf

All good 4wheels/ XD
You have to die.

went to the butchers and had my pig cut by a former classmate who i hated back in the day, i'm sure he recognised me too but i didn't bring it up and neither did he
he did a pretty good job on my pig though tbf

Shove your face in your ass.

I blame the CEO for talking about needing to refocus on our core competencies and hiring freezes redundancies all the fucking time for two years now.

they make ten shit people redundant through a drawn out process and ten of the tip top best people who we really need and who were never at risk also jump ship in that time because they don't want to deal with the negativity. one step forward, two steps back down a death spiral this place.

I don't care if it's a boring post.

oi cuz put on your jandals and get us some speights for the chilly bin

yawn

Fuck off woman!!! Holy beggar.

My old work were endlessly trying to fire people. Normies are strange vindictive people.

Nobody asked

haven't the foggiest what i just read

Deffo fuck off

don't make me give you a right proper bollocking guv

yeah that's how the 'wis talk

he's applying abroad too. reckon the same thing is happening across the country. we're haemorrhaging talent. I never wanted to leave myself but fucking hell I don't want to be the only semi competent person left who has to do everything.

We got a fish :(

Vodafone

Hitman heart beat ta fucking bloody death.

bananafone

GET THE MIGRANTS OUT
GET RORKE A JOB

What is this

go on keep spamming and ban evading
you're doing great

Ciroc vodka
What

illiterate Egyptian

I'm voting for Bernie

I know that feeling don't worry XD. Kek.

shbhb. ain

Why am I late?

Was this the plan?

do not resist the taste of my semen.

Sure, I've got nothing to do right now.

Thanks.

having a wank to winston churchill

woke up thinking it's Thursday foe some reason

go Gauchos

take one of these and it'll buzz when the new is ready
should only be a 10-20 minute wait

Open the pubs

watchu want
watchu need

another day of being a fat ugly freak

poo

the OG autistic screech

Early

Shit workplaces are hilariously deluded about that sort of thing. Run by runts who think they can get peefect staff paying minimum wage.

/dead/