british culture edition
/brit/
Emmett’s sister… whatever happened there…
right then that's a gay british vampire on the log
new thread, new me i say
This is the thread
You’re life will surely change
shagging catbergs tight little batty
um um um the ponies have been posted in the old
any gay man in
he's not a homosexual as far as I'm aware
pounding umposters in their tight little holes
Prefer not to say
oh baby
as i'm growing older i'm starting to question it more ngl ngl ngl
but the side of you they'll never see is when you're left alone with the memories that hold your life together like glue
I’m a 28 year old virgin freak with no friends
yea me
*turns on the mousenonce signal and waits for him on top of the thread roof*
Alri lads I want you all toiling in the hot sun all day cutting wheat. I will continue praying in here
This is more freaky
um um ummm
GTA V XD
Bring back Monastic life. Get them filled with friendless incels like me
hard to obtain
Timmys tiny pink weeny cant compete with the small boat cronem clapmeat!
thems were the proto-buggers you know
bumming the little monastery boys
this one.
Haha what if the tap moved to the right and it was actually a dick and that became a tranny then
sex is all about shlorp shlorp plapping and lots of juices and sweat
porn is gross its too sterile
Wouldn't know, I'm a vf you see
I am eating
Basically prison when you think about it. Shaved heads (Aryan brotherhood), uniforms, sit in there fearing God's wrath if you don't heed his call to continue imprisoning yourself, drawing and coloring
same but thats what its all about really
Eastern European..
always found girls attractive but now if i see a cutish boy my stomach feels tingly and that did NOT used to happen
the first time i shagged this one girl she queefed on my willy lol
peasants had to pay for these guys to exist basically
No wonder, champ.
Was talking to my new therapist yesterday on video call, she has ginger hair and a beautiful smile. I was gently playing with my cock for much of the session.
epic
Normoids already pay for my existence as I'm on the dole so they may as well bring that sort of thing back
Like your willy was inside her and she queefed??
what did you talk about
now im horny
It's far more complicated.
yeah
uh oh trouble x
What do you like to eat in Egypt?
I look like this
metal health
Where was the water?
That's wild I didn't know that could happen
normal stuff
White women's fannies have melanin receptors in them
There is a save, thank god?
any specific aspects
egyptlad what's the plan? where we going?
holy shit the liberal national coalition split
creeper
when your gameboy advance runs out of battery just after catching Latios
Absolute speciman
do you also squeeze into t-shirts which are far too small and then drench them in sweat
it should be nowhere.
latino
I have trusted you
Where was the water?
wonder what it's like to have a loved one die a horrific death
just knowing whenever you think about them that their last moments were in fear and agony
Something we find in the northeast Caucasus.
Bro life was probably more chill in ancient Egypt. Just wake up, do some chores, eat, swim maybe, work a bit more. All good. Among your family and community
canslad's gf died of a heroin overdose ask him
screaming
Deffo before is worse.
don't you just not wake up?
All jokes.
freak got sent flying by a mule
I thought you suffocate to death idk
bet that would be peng
Why?
You talked about it..
And damn
are you taking the fucking piss
are you taking the fucking piss
are you taking the fucking piss
I’ll shag your catberg up the arse.
The Persian empire.
I think it's illegal.
sad
Also is that you on the first picture? I didn't find much likeness with it on the other picture.
sir pozzed neghole
Stop speaking Egyptians
The good old days
We believe in Norton..
Timmys teeny pink weenie cant compete with the BBC man meat!
His little pink pencil dick is too small to fit!
He tried to put a condom on but it was just to long!
He jerks off to only fans while his crush gets her socks off with a hung virle black man!
Timmy sits in his moms bedroom
His gf hangs with two black dudes!
He plays Xbox while his mom plays with black cocks!
What are you bro. What is your endgame
the empire
peter?
graham?
edward?
oh good the retard's back on his many flags how exciting
I was really starting to miss him
XD
id like to take a shit in the london tower.
One thing...
The rest remain the same to me.
Nyc. XD.
Save me from them. Doc please help.
Hang yourself.
doing a bit of nostalgia, then a bit of horror as i remember those days are never coming back
I am actually thinking
Please let me listen to music.
In Greek nostalgia literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.
since when is that considered a horrific death?
heroin is a cns depressant it slows your breathing and heartrate
rorkes faither
In Greek nostalgia literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.
do you know g-girls have boobies 0_o
why do they let this idiot use a vpn can't they just revoke his pass
Fix this one.
anime
Poo fumes from an Emma Watson dookie. Sniff them up! Sniff up the female feminine shit stink!
why didn't you protect her
youtube.com
it's from mad men, dickhead
anime irish niggas
/brit/
My ancestor...
They should make the hand maidens tail real
I tried to watch this show but I couldn't get into it
I know it's supposed to be renowned for it's period setting but I found it lacking and very difficult to suspend disbelief and feel that I was actually watching the 1950s/1960s
just something off about it
reminds me of other poorly made period crap like stranger things
the hand maidens tail
modern day attitudes and lack of trans-atlantic accents, desu
any good posts coming?
yes that makes sense
vote for me as president of /brit/ and I promise to get rid of the yanks
billboard.com
still searching mate I can't find any Australian artists
I'm voting for the economic libertarians
i'm voting walt disney !!
Australia's top artists are American B-listers that nobody here even listens to. They have 6 songs with titles referencing American states or cities and 0 songs that have anything pertaining to Australia. There has never been a nation so devoid of a distinct identity or culture.
gonna fail college on porpoise coz there's a girl in the class who's too cute and distracting
have just spilled a container of sunflower seeds and salt all over the bed >:(
we will tariff your shitposts
on porpoise
Bruce weeping in the corner, can't take it when massa strikes back. We allow Bruce to nibble away at our ankle but sometimes you just have to give him a little kick in the butthole
nothing makes a man grow up faster than hair loss
elon musk should develop a deodorant called Musk
Maybe it's better?
beegees have about 5 billion streams
Mainstream music is dead. Billboard charts are meaningless.
They are from the Isle of Man and moved to America as soon as they accomplished something.
and ac/dc?
didn't ask
watching dance moms and wanking >.>
Another world
fizzy raspberry lemon peach limeade
it’s 06:46 in the morning
im watching countdown now
watching adolf hitler documentaries and wanking >.>
alri anders breivik
some black lad on countdown has a tech company "measuring culture"
are people just making jobs up now
lad got on the forbes 30 under 30 list for this
what’s the measurement then?
x amount of wogs/diversity?
able lip ear
or
plea era lib
or
pray sell
or
lap lyres
oh to be an alpaca
wish my centrelink would hurry up and come in so i could go buy some smack
the grass looks scratchy
Snape, Snape
choon
i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
blueberry grape fizz
If I were left alone with joe rogan he would be in a fetal position for the rest of his life
Dogberg Just pissed all over my bed. Mattarass pillows duvet etc. Might kill him later.
forgive him lad. he knows not what he does.
we sellin dope and coke in baltimore nigga
Told him to get out and the cunt sat there growling and barking. He knows full well. No food for him today and a night in the garden I suspect. He will learn.
You are doing no such thing, grow up.
You all might be thinking "it's 6am, we're posting with wagies instead of smelly neets for once" but I am a neet. I just woke up early.
Rise and grind lads
Hate my dogberg. No snacks for a week. Today is carrot and biscuits, no meat. He shall lick the piss off my bedding. A disgraceful creature.
Yeah man, smashing out the captchas. Going back to bed now I've stripped my piss stained sheets.
Played a little Grand Theft Auto San Andreas on my iPhone just now, what a game, but... I can't read this thread no more. It's all blurry! What happened!
imagine my shock
Mattarass
got poo for tea
I've finally worked out why I don't like Americans...Because everyone there is either a Jew or a hick.
Tim sighting on Anon Babble
Summer 2025 we ain't jacking no $300 moisonite Etsy pendants no mo in the rap game
Only lengthy girthy golden chains frfr
My gold polished up with target washcloth hittin more than these rappers plastic bezel shieeeet
My power went out
Theres severe thunderstorms going on where I live you see
hope a big hurricane rips your home apart x
The first thing to know is that in my veins flows the blood of the Irish rebels
hurricane
at this time of year
You seem dumb. State your IQ before I engage you further.
yank hours are so grim, brits need to wake the fuck up already
It's time for a fresh start. It's time to eek out a tolerable existence.
you've really embarrassed yourself here
Michael Johnson - Billy Gene Is Not My Brother
GOOD song
I have eaten poo.
dogberg won't eat his dinner
i wave the bowl in front of his face and do there "here boy! num nums!" routine and he just stares at me like a spastic, i'm not feeding him cheap shit either, picky little cunt
Yeah mate, /brit/ couldn’t do without such brilliant posts as
does my fucking head in when you’re shagging a girl doggy and she keeps lowering her arse down so your Willy falls out just point your fucking arse up how hard is it
For me, it's the poo whifs in doggy. Can't get over them.
gf sunt me thus
Mark Carney?
Fucking mongoloid chink kike cocksucker faggot pederast. Cross dressing tranny clown. He's a fuckin' Homo. He's a retarded mongolian. He's a fucking rat. He ought to be executed and dumped in a ditch.
oh no I don't know the details of how hurricanes work I'm so embarrassed!!
first good post i've seen in eons
god i'd love to grip his soft arse and sides while i shag his brains out, his useless cock flapping around and leaking everywhere
Oriental cocksucker. Nigger loving mongoloid retard.
I think I am confused can someone help?
Very Emmett-esque post.
Mothathafucker
Joe Anon.
Joe Anon, wake up.
Joe Anon, wake up.
9/11.
Todaysem day, wha happen 2001. This is Wali P.O.K., Kalakeen. Hapursukl Kurdistan Texas USA, 247 erbredey, I’m wake up in the USA. Joe Biden. 2001 was Geo… George W. Bush, they make the 9/11. It musk George W. Bush, how Pentagon hit by rocket and nobody reported. Pentagon was hit by rocket. Croos was in the rocket croos, red cross. Christian red cross in the in the rocket the in the and they hit Pentagon.
it's fucking over, the only competent person in my group other than myself is applying for jobs elsewhere
Never say no. Aahaha.
wipin my arse with a big toilet haha
there's a community centre a 5 minute walk from my place that holds narcotics anonymous meetings every tuesday night, thinking about going, maybe i can meet someone there who can give me a good hookup for smack
yeah?
Caught myself finding beauty in everyone but me
they give the jews and take away from whites
i feel it in my willy
i feel it in my bum
so if you really love me, come on and let me cum
Any coke man in?
microwilly
Stop being obsessed with me
Arsh. Eekekeke. I wanna die.
Olivia Rodrigo is very odd looking
*slowly backs away into the dark forest never again to be seen*
crazy body fckin 'ell
Slit your throat
let's all get gfs
see you later lad
You gonna beat me up in the school?
went to the barbers and had my hair cut by a former classmate who i hated back in the day, i'm sure he recognised me too but i didn't bring it up and neither did he
he did a pretty good job on my hair though tbf
All good 4wheels/ XD
You have to die.
went to the butchers and had my pig cut by a former classmate who i hated back in the day, i'm sure he recognised me too but i didn't bring it up and neither did he
he did a pretty good job on my pig though tbf
Shove your face in your ass.
I blame the CEO for talking about needing to refocus on our core competencies and hiring freezes redundancies all the fucking time for two years now.
they make ten shit people redundant through a drawn out process and ten of the tip top best people who we really need and who were never at risk also jump ship in that time because they don't want to deal with the negativity. one step forward, two steps back down a death spiral this place.
I don't care if it's a boring post.
oi cuz put on your jandals and get us some speights for the chilly bin
yawn
Fuck off woman!!! Holy beggar.
My old work were endlessly trying to fire people. Normies are strange vindictive people.
Nobody asked
haven't the foggiest what i just read
Deffo fuck off
don't make me give you a right proper bollocking guv
yeah that's how the 'wis talk
he's applying abroad too. reckon the same thing is happening across the country. we're haemorrhaging talent. I never wanted to leave myself but fucking hell I don't want to be the only semi competent person left who has to do everything.
We got a fish :(
Vodafone
Hitman heart beat ta fucking bloody death.
bananafone
GET THE MIGRANTS OUT
GET RORKE A JOB
What is this
go on keep spamming and ban evading
you're doing great
Ciroc vodka
What
illiterate Egyptian
I'm voting for Bernie
I know that feeling don't worry XD. Kek.
/brit/posting style goes back almost 200 years
shbhb. ain
Why am I late?
Was this the plan?
do not resist the taste of my semen.
Sure, I've got nothing to do right now.
Thanks.
having a wank to winston churchill
woke up thinking it's Thursday foe some reason
go Gauchos
take one of these and it'll buzz when the new is ready
should only be a 10-20 minute wait
Open the pubs
watchu want
watchu need
another day of being a fat ugly freak
poo
the OG autistic screech
Early
Shit workplaces are hilariously deluded about that sort of thing. Run by runts who think they can get peefect staff paying minimum wage.
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