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/brit/

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poo smells

got the gay poo porn on

indonesia

poo

fuck it, time for angela white x violet myers

wanted to ask a poster about him repairing watches but I had to wait for the 120 sec timer about 5 times then gave up
site really went to shit in this regard

grim

Yank
Bogan
Bong
Yank
Bong
Yank

Teenage boy dies of bubonic plague in Mongolia after eating marmot

all me

why is that grim?

At least you don't have to wait 900 seconds anymore

porn is grim

Yayyy I have finished work for a couple days!! I've just done 6 days straight so I'm so excited to sleep for a bit without requiring an alarm.

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are you there?

um

Cold, enjoy yourself king

i got no bitches, what is a man to do.

any wretched little urchin in?

I'm a queen but thanks

time to make new vids?

Yeah enjoy yourself big fella

More of a loathsome puny slug myself

not according to the courts

I'm a queen but thanks

you're the Jester

you might just be the most pathetic individual i've ever come across online

Love you

how're things going with those warnings and stuff?

I've just done 6 days straight

keep in mind this dude works like 4 hours a day.
not 12 hour shifts lol

His life mogs most of us here

I kept trying till I got a picture.

Back on my bullshit

EMPLOYED WOMAN
SHE'S SACKED TRANNY
ACTING LIKE A DIVA STILL LOOKIN MANLY

what's this shade against kraken rum wtf

what being a tranny and working in aldi lol

72% possible.
;)

insane admission of your own failings

Why is it happening then?

Yes hopefully. I plan on doing weekly vlogs. Where I record small videos throughout the week and add them altogether. Sort of like a visual diary.

Thanks

Well something happened the other day

On self checkouts

At 14:00 pm colleague is meant to be taking me off them

They don't

Question it

Manager who kept warning me says they've changed the plan so I have to stay on self checkouts for another two hours

Complain because it's not fair

Everyone I've spoken to agrees it was a dickhead move. I spoke to the manager today about it and they said it was unfair and they will look into it.

I love nipples

that is unfair, if you have an agreement to work a certain time they can't just change it

Tok tok

German bad.

Anyone seen/heard off mousey? My friend keeps asking me on WhatsApp about him because apparently he's been missing since the site went down for a week or so.

Yeah that's what I thought.

youtube.com/watch?v=F3QHUvr8d8I

Australian lass with big cans that teaches you about math

Enjoy faggots I gotta down the alcohol equivalent of getting hit in the head with a hammer and be awake in 4 hours.

6 days straight? You must be knackered or just built different
Enjoy that alarm free lie in. Bet you look even better when you’re well-rested.

Space.

I am fucking exhausted. Customers have told me I look very tired. Thanks, I will enjoy my sleep

My friend keeps asking me on WhatsApp

omdz this lad tells his friends he posts on Anon Babble

Freak..

will definitely give this a look cheers
*closes the tab and goes back to watching family guy fart compilations*

scratched my fucking alloys on the curb this morning

Bet even exhausted, you’re still the fittest one in the room.
Hope you get the kind of sleep that fixes everything. You’ve more than earned it.

Burn.

seems to have absconded

screaming in the face of a dark lord of the savanna

Sweat..

I met my friend on Anon Babble like a decade ago. We've met up and message each other daily.

Immigrants are not your enemies

Billionaires and boomers are your enemies

wasted my life lads

I am you, Aussie.

Things that annoy me

Using "burned" and "learned" instead of "burnt" and "learnt"

Using while instead of whilst

it's posting a lot for someone who is supposedly off to bed

no edition

Sweat.

why can't it be both? honest question

Tommy Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, is due to be released from prison within the next week after his 18-month sentence for the civil offence of contempt of court was reduced by four months at the High Court

Rorke victory

Kartoffelen

why do they keep deadnaming him?

Rorke keeps getting Ws

True. They're the ones importing immigrants (also ennemies) en masse.

japanese women who use boku instead of watashi. what are they playing at?

lel

Don't give up on me.

WHO THE FUCK IS RORKE YOU MONG. I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE WITH YOUR STUPUD INSIDE JOKES AND NEVER GETTING A PROPPER RESPONSE. WHO IS RORKE YOU RACIST DONKEYS

Get illegal migrants sucked off

milf from next door out with her loli daughter.
Two for the price of one eh? :)

I have dog piss to clean off my bedding and mattress when I get out of bed. Drinking heavily last night so at least I'll be motivated.

Giselle uses boku I think it's really cute

um

Give me more space.

janny has been gone for like 5 hours this is anarchy

I accidentally ingested the poo.

Is that a tranny

Many immigrants are just ordinary people wanting to work a job, just like anybody else already in your country. I've worked with people from many different countries and they were hard workers in my experience, and easy to get on with. I had no reason to dislike them.

what does it mean?

When will Mercia achieve independence from the Norman Yoke?

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doesn't he have illegal opinions? why are they letting him out?

Reckon they les it up occasionally?

Monster..

Boomers are controlled by the billionaires. They're not malicious, but leaded petrol made them retarded and they are very naive and gullible as a result. That's how they were tricked into privatising our national assets and importing millions of migrants.

um um UM

right well that's some tits and a minge

sexo

omds

Yeah cock taped to the arsehole

Doven.

genuinely how the fuck are we supposed to enjoy life at all in a few decades time when all the western cities are like 80% brown?

inb4 move to a small town

they're becoming brownified too, even here
it's all just an endless flood of brown biomass
the world ends not with a bang but with a whimper

fucking UM

It means "I".

Sweat..

it's going to be a wew lad from me

may as well just become an interracial cuckold and wank off

would actually be shaggable if you shaved

Britain's first transgender MP harassed his ex-wife by sending unwanted text messages and voicemails while going through the 'emotional, physical and medical' effects of transitioning, a court heard today.

Former Conservative MP Katie Wallis, 40, appeared in the dock dressed in a white blouse, pale blue cardigan, grey trousers, black patent leather shoes and silver hoop earrings.

She told the court her legal name was Jamie Wallis but now goes by the name of Katie.

The father-of-two is accused of harassing ex-wife Rebecca after she told the former MP she had met someone else. Wallis denies the charge.

Get the Egyptian bot wanked

Ramadan.

You pull an austrian prank for a couple years and start over when the golems get involved

love how lefties keep saying his real name
like nobody knows who he is, like his name is important.

fairly normal amount of forearm bruising for an average adult I'd say

Fuck it.

mad how we need to pretend these freakshow bastards are completely normal

Stacy:

get it into your THICK head Rorke you are an incel creep and I will never love you!!

Rorke:

foreveralone.webp

Professor Peterson:

have you tried cleaning your penis?

Rorke:

*overdoses on giffgaff*

Leftypol at Rorke’s pauper’s funeral

who’s cutting onions in here xD

True story.

Panzen..

releasing a swarm of angry wasps at rorkes funeral

WHITE FUCKING POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Moan.

Rorke probably thinks that at least 30% of the UK is Muslim now, but actually it's only 6.5%

I think Rorke's predictions of doom and societal collapse might be a bit exaggerated

/brit/'s resident trannyspammer salivating at this beauty

corrrrrr imagine this just appears in your smell incel bed

FUCKGING SCMRIENGZON

Yep jannard is asleep

eaten a frankly absurd amount of cheese over the last few days

Dogo

Lovely fannois, I love puffy ones like these

Meant for

what happened to that miles power youtuber?

Let's see. Aussie.

kek

believing the census

The only demographic that matters is the youth. They're the ones who will procreate or fight.

Win.

BRUH

Sweat

Cannot believe jannies haven't launched a counter attack yet

^.^

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Homeless.

Against who?

Bruh XD

This energy is so not rainbow rhythms

Get off the phone call bruh

why is GCHQ flooding the thread
notice how this got deleted so there are awake mods

Timmy’s Weakness

a bell price
or
ape rib cell
or
pell scry
or
cry spell

Puke

just got back from my first narcotics anonymous meeting, it's exactly like you see on telly
people there were nice and welcoming but all of them have fucked up their lives way worse than i have

any fitties

Even among the youth in the UK for example, the proportion of people who want sharia law is probably pretty low.

No match XD

I’m convinced that the jannies have an automated notification system that detects whenever a user utters a racial slur. It’s too consistent to always be user reports.

Amazing how everyone here who has been to an AA/NA has their life together so much more than those other losers

oh is someone having a little fit because he keeps getting banned?

absolutely devastated for king rorke. he just wanted love and maybe to co-own a vape shop with stacy.
rest easy lad may your giffgaff be unlimited in the next life.

Broken. XD

Janny! Strike down this thread!

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Jannard is probably enjoying the display

you the lad that was doing opioids?

Guys this thread is no longer safe for me to view at work due to all of the nsfw content

only one woman there, probably in her 40s but reasonably attractive
she's former methhead, and i lowkey suspect current methhead too because of how energetic she was

Trapaholics Anonymous

Egyptian. Strong. XD

yeah, and i don't plan to stop using them either, i just attended out of interest

just exposing himself for the truly disgusting wretched little freak he is

I'm exhausted from that

really want to do some evilsex with this one

anyone got more gay webms

They are weaker

Right, get it to-fucking-gether you freaks

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You are a nigge. Ballz

Isn’t your whole gimmick about being a scatfag

Just got off the phone with janberg. He ain't happy. Response actions are soon to follow.

XD

fuck up you spastic aren't you like 47 years old

oh the 'i want emma to shit on me' guy is a bit squeamish when it comes to actual poo. poser!

foundations of scat spam buy it now

I will fuck your mom, Egyptian.

blud remembers the flood

Catyank meltie

don't like the look of fannies 2bh

imagine doing all this just because you're boring and no one likes you
sad

We going there

It’s more to do with the overall horrific quality of the thread than the scat to be desu.

feel like a wank but i'm on too many drugs to possibly get myself off

So what's the smell like?

Bruh

Funny.

Was gonna do a big 12 hour wank later, but I've got the dole in the morning. Fuming.

Yeh

until i am, it's going to be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective

Cringe

quite nice out but won't even get a chance to go outside

Bad with math

busy with your full time employment and adult responsibilities, no doubt

well thats a video of a cummy cock

svnshine.... almost always.... makes me high......

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We die easily, Aussie.

bit cheeky lads
don't mind if I do DON'T MIND IF I DO

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any more female blowjob POV webms going?

He's an old-fashioned guy, Pop. Very allegorical.

correct
meanwhile incel NEET kings are out enjoying the sun

Feels gay.

right well thats a black woman curling out a massive log of shit all over herself then isnt it

It's the Egyptian, lol.

OHHHHH DOMMY DOMMY

shan't

Leftypol's right on this one..

Subtle. Poland XD.

is this lad a professional writer? terrible grammar

sorry I activated this mong I just wanted to post a naked lady

wanked to a porn video of a black man fucking a black woman once
didn't know that was allowed in porn

Dickwinson. XD.

corrr imagine taking that home after watching Slowdive

Yeah, I just had to reread it a few times

Norwegian voice.

like watching two evil beasts going at it

corrr lovely stuff

XD...

haha timmy's crush

Sir

have recently started referring to this decade of ours as "the twenties" and people are NOT reciprocative
they think I'm a freak like I'm saying I'm Jesus and my cock's on fire. How could this mentalcase say such heretical nonsense?

We must normalise taking the 20s title away from the 1920s. It's OUR decade now.

Soldier

human culture completely stagnated around the turn of the 21st century it wouldn't feel right

bit like japanese femdom that, not really sure who i'm supposed to self-insert

Tommy Robinson has been released
That means the MI5 backed riots will start at any moment

EK BLAH BLAH

What’s it called though? Roaring Twenties doesn’t work this time

mad I don't think I've ever seen a video like this

I am the driver

is that so
is that coincidentally also the time when you weren't old and miserable
old cunt

Coughing Twenties?

Woke Twenties

any good black pill channels apart from rehab room?

Blyat bad

i'm 23

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Fuck em Brits... XD

ktimmo

this nigga consuming black pill content in big 2025

"my life is over, i will never have sex" ahh blud

I want my eyes, nigger.

alri

scrombo

wish i didn't have a piss fetish

ktim but i'm 24 so i reckon i'm wiser than you

2SLGBTQenties

oh did i miss when western society was fixed or something?

Fake.

You’re pissing me off

trans twenties
in polite society

need a bf to cuddle and kiss and piss all over

Nigger

sorry

New

None of the porn, gore or scat itt has been deleted.

um

Beautiful.

Gym.

Why are the neighbors mad?