/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

society-edition

first for destiny

Second post by the whitest man in /cum/.

mfw my mom walks into my room

cummmies

destiny comes for all

thinking about usa

bodied that nigga into the afterlife

AIDS

Nigga, who are 40 y/o. Why do you always post webm of women half your age on Anon Babble?

GTA 4 anon did you see the link to guide i posted?

It was my granddad's burial yesterday.

do you think hes in hell?

How old was he?

dam that sucks

why did this general die as soon as we switched to a new thread

Yeah i got it to work

Anime in the OP makes anons lose interest in the thread.

I'm having a hard time remembering what's important to me a lifetime just waiting around for moments like this

watching storm chasers

no drywall eating gf

i hate america so damn much i wish i was a dictator and could force it to be what i want it to be

myspace angle
the only reason to use a photograph like this is to hide her fat body

He was going to turn 93

That's just called being a democrat

I was one of the people carrying my grandfather's casket. Shit is heavy as fuck . I'm also weak though

jason was the soul of this general, now we're rudderless

I lost my virginity yesterday

i HATE the northern euromutts that replaced old stock yankees
i HATE the racial diversity
i HATE the cities
I HATE HATE HATE HATE IT HERE

progressives

reactionary

...

was your dad gentle with you?

I love cities, good food and nightlife/events

What about the hustle and the bustle?

I love getting stabbed by a meth pipe at 3am

The hustle and bustle is superb

almost got into an accident today

I love how walkable it is, the city is so heckin' walkable

what happened

Accidentally swiped up on a blue hair girl into polyamory, shit

every single one of you mickpollackschneiderss needs to be rounded up and launched at the sun and all memory of your pathetic, mundane, abhorred existence should be stamped from the history books so that not even the dignity of eternity touches your poisoned essence. NYC should be bulldozed, immediately, and Chicago should suffer another great fire.

Fuck all of you fat ugly dough faced euromutt FREAKS i hate every single fucking one of you you ruined america.

Should have been removed already

I'm not sure why it's so cold today. Last week it was hitting 30°C

to be born american is to suffer.
we are nothing, we have nothing.

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

an american united the workers of the world
crazy

this guy was so forced some years ago

I have sex almost everyday and still use this site

false

i haven't had sex since october 29th 2022

I shouldn't desire black gf that are taller than me.

does sex feel good

i love how she has gigantic tits

why does she have 3 star signs

Idk I never had sex

Liberal and Christian.

going to drain my penis

i think a tornado at night is one of the scariest thing possible
from last night

Tiktok algorithm so scary why are you showing me college decision days from where I went to high school...

Dayum
Did you take this picture?

thoughts on Akron, Ohio

nah there's like a huge amount of people that go chasing tornadoes now so people always have pictures of them

Yang Gang ww@

that guy sucks

THAT'S
WHAT
MAKES US
HUMANS
BEIIIIIIING

im terrified

its why I'll never live in the midwest. I cant fathom living in an area like this

how long do you guys typically masturbate for

everything is going to be ok

we outchea

i would guess 45 mins on average. my brain feels absolutely cooked if i go on one of those several hour goon sessions

10 minutes

mombergs taking me to the doctors

I have not been to the doctor in like 5 years lmao

Virgil let me down
Virgil let me dooowwnnnn

Chocolat milk?

Virgil's in the ground
but he still let me down
Virgil let me dowwnnnn

25 minutes.

Me at the cum meetup

not surprising. she is a W*man
she's supposed to be retarded

thanks druckmann

same
anything less than 20 doesn't feel that good

There is no typical, it changes every time and the variance is huge

No thanks

pot smoking wine aunt who doesnt want kids

"Im conservative

suuuuuuuuure

you didn't have a chance anyway bro

Worst stats possible

Would behead 100 Palestinians for a Israeli-Canadian baddie

Looking through the last few /cum/ editions it seems someone or maybe even 2 anons got killed by the trannyjannies

me on the red carpet before entering the /cum/ meet-up

No wait! tell her you've got a big delivery of kosher meat for her deli counter and post the response

take her out, then take her out

this tells you she's jewish 4 times and you can't even see her nose

someone told me this nigga was gay years ago and that's why he was being cast in everything

I lost my virginity to a jewish girl

I mean what is that supposed to be?

damaged goods 10 years past its expiration date

I went to a gay pet event

99 bottles of sperm on the wall
99 bottles of sperm
You take one down pass it around
98 bottles of sperm on the wall

98 bottles of sperm on the wall
98 bottles of sperm
You take one down pass it around
97 bottles of sperm on the wall

how do they know if the pets are gay

I’ve Been Making Mistakes, but Each Mistake Has Helped to Cure Me of My Shortcomings

How do you get banned from America?

it is what it is

Does this dog look straight to you?

The biy dogs were smelling each others b-holes and thats gay af

Same way they know little boys are gay, they molest them

is this the jew or someone else

It's the jew-leaf

drug convictions most likely

volcel if you wouldn't

lol

If he comes out he'll lose his career thougheverbeit

Sorry I had to grade 2 months worth of assignments that I put off until the last minute, I'm back now though

fuck I can't use this site in public anymore

Some videos on sharty , and more to come, maybe, I've been drinking since 10 and it's 730 now

Is this some pedo shit

yeah disney is known for not allowing gay people in anything

jasonesque post

I saw a Chilean poster who was convinced that he's a pedophile

138th for dysentery

has gotten so bad for young men in the west they now white knight for literal trannies

grim

why were you using gelbooru in public

A cuddle slut.. now

It's easier to import immigrants than convince a NEET to work

asexual

non-monogamy

ethical non-monogamy

do not, do NOT get in a relationship

God I wish I had a beer

asexual

ethical non-momogamy

this bio should be grounds for forced admission to a psych ward

I hate being a NEET but nobody will hire me

And miss out on this?

I can probably beat you at foosball

I will put you in a coma, cuddle slut.

wagies be like

I love making a Jewish billionaire richer for basically free

THEY REALLY DO AHAHAHHA

You just know she likes being dominated

not pictured;

gut and cankles

Hope the guy in mexico fucking dies. Literally nobody cares man

Lmao

She meows in public too

I didn't say you couldn't hit it and quit it

like all women you mean

How much longer are you going to do this? Can you hold out until you have an interesting one?

im so excited for stalker enhanced edition hype!

this but every blognigger

meeting women on dating apps

10000% of the time she is looking for a beta provider

you've shared a surprising number of ebony queens. is quebec the New Nubian Empire?

she's looking for me, chad

How fat is her ass?
Hella Haitians here bruh.

why do I have a mommy fetish

*picks you up by your face with one hand*

because you got ignored by your slut bitch mom

belle delphine went from the OG boss bitch to a below average OF whore just because she decided to show the clam

you feel hurt or scared or small inside and want someone to comfort you and make you feel safe like mom used to when you were younger, or because your real mom never did :(

I agree for over 25 years old. But 18 to 25 years old are usually looking for chad to dick them down tbqh

or because your real mom never did :(

yep

Jesus fuck its so hot and I am coved in sweat
I wish I lived in a cold year around area

in my feelins with my cumbums on a monday
youtube.com/watch?v=Zlz2BvkRYt8

it might be because i was born fucked up
it might be because i had absentee and abusing parents
it might be because i was poisoned by the environment
the end result is the same. i am mentally and emotionally stunted and self loathing loser

youtube.com/watch?v=bTuIyX89e3g

So what’s next

cumming!~

Christian with those mammaries

Jesus Christ I should go pray at the church more often.

i don't know. i work my job and remain socially isolated until i die in 70 years

Maybe you'll get big tits too

I tried dating apps but failed miserably

I am doomed to remain a khhv forever

i wish i had a good respectable job and a nice homemaking woman

Sorry but the name made me laugh. (Fati=Fatty)

i dont work my job cause i aint got no job

fart of the deal

fucking loser

Dinner

Faggot

rude thougheverbeit

you're a fucking virgin loser

I'm an embarrassment to the human race. If that God-nigger had any sense he'd splatter my brains instantly

a fucking virgin

you’re contradicting yourself. you’re in shambles

god here
idk you're fine

I don't know how you do it but sometimes your steak looks like it's chocolate ice cream

this applies to 99% of people on planet jew btw

Fvvvvvvvck i could eat 100 'rogies rn

it looks like liver or something

I’m not Jason or whoever you think I am

how come you don't know how to make a steak either?? it's like the easiest shit ever

Jason 2...

Just pretend to be one until you get to slide yo penis in then leave

It's literally an iphone filename so it cannot be jason
t. cum curator

i really like this post

Only have two type of soft drinks a 2 liter of Orange Crush or Mountain Dew bottle in my fridge. Which I drink?

just destroyed a BLT bros except I didn't have lettuce so I used cabbage and I added an avocado and some cream cheese

It’s delicious pal

yep you don’t even need the filename to know that’s not jason’s keyboard

orange crush is good and mountain dew is gross

and it'd be 1000 times better if you cooked it correctly, buddy guy

Not to mention the lack of a mason jar full of milk

You're not God. God would never spawn as a leaf.
God has a preference for incarnating as middle eastern jews
Also God wants me dead so you're not him

the last time I ever watched slop was the force awakens 10 years ago

Black cutie

Ok what’s the proper way?

Mountain Dew

youtube.com/shorts/485Jxsof8OU

bro i dont want you dead. chill

LMAO

If i was a Native American I'd try to conquer all the other tribes
It would be pretty easy considering how they're all inbred alcoholics now
Why don't injuns do anything interesting anymore? Time was they lived in tipi tents and rode on horses
Now they just do hey ya hey ho dances for the white man

gonna have mexican food for dinner

mom said she loves me

What do people like about pit bulls?

35 is young!

did you make your bf happy today

Why do genx and older love protesting? It's stupid, performative, and does nothing
Standing around with a bunch of gay signs and chanting does nothing
It's about as effective as praying

Shitty people identify with shitty dogs

prayer does help

Of course (he's not cooking it though we're getting take out)

They can virtue signal by being like "omg look at this beautiful misunderstood animal"
They are one of the ugliest dog breeds desu, regardless of the danger

50501

What are they protesting?

I prayed to the virgin Mary to help me cum harder, but so far nothing
Complete pseudo science

evens swiss role
odds yogurt

orange man probably

i hope you are doing well

pray to cum better, not harder

Evil orange man

Do I have to force myself to try Mexican food?

Still getting the swiss role fuck these dumbass numbers

Please give me her number

hell yeah brother
yogurts my shit
berries and granola?
hell yeah

Thanks anon you too

Do you know Spanish?

zoomers are all republicans

Not one bit

Why 50501 though?

you don't eat tacos?

New port richey, Florida

I will take this opportunity to remind white people that your tacos are not real tacos.

mexican pasta

50 protests, 50 states, 1 movement

gay shit

I do, send her my way plz

50 prostates
50 states
1 bowel movement

democrats are fossil uncs

Would have to match first...

The average MSM viewer in america is literally 70 years old
They are losing their grip

1 prostate
1 cancer

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

I'm outside right now

lost gallons to japan today, i love japan

feeling sleepy earlier than usual

I eat tacos but not too spicy. I usually put ground beef, tomatoes, shredded cheese, lettuce (if I have some) and that's it when I make my own at my apartment.

not too spicy

wypipo amirite

nigga fapping to geographical topography

im gonna go to sleep early see ya cum buds

Joe Biden
Or "Cancer" Joe, as i like to call him

anyone else a lonely incel

Canada Post threatening to go on strike again

unions should be illegal and people who talk about starting or joining a union should be imprisoned without trial for the duration of their natural life.

Pay them a living wage? Lmao

I eat tacos but not too spicy

No one cares about Reddit screenshots

Everyone loves goshy's screenshots

Everyone cares about Reddit screenshots

gn bud sleep tight

is Zyn dip? I keep hearing people mention it and I have no idea what it is

Put any female name into Instagram's search bar and go to reels and you instantly get flooded with boobies and buttcheeks

damn look at that ZYN bro

I’m so shy I can’t handle attention

The fact of the matter remains, Artemis Accords Signatories have three options available today to affirm section 9 clause 2
WMF's World Monument Fund
UNESCO's Lunar Seed Vault
For All Moonkind, UN's Lunar Park Ranger Corps

i miss shitposting in European nationalist threads that popped up earlier this year

this is what mexico used to be about

what if i just go to xvideos instead, why would i go to instagram

nicotine gum

Is this a euphemism?
Canada Post honestly is useless. Aside from the odd Service Canada/Ontario letter the only thing they deliver is junk mail.

try olga and svetlana and post results

they make way more than a "living wage". they're literally angry that the government won't pay more money for transitioning surgeries through their government-subsidized health benefits (which are in addition to our universal healthcare benefits). they also want guaranteed hours for part-time workers and guarantees that they won't get laid off even if things get slow and it's unprofitable/financially not possible to employ them. they basically want UBI and HRT and they refuse to do their jobs until they get it.

they went on strike for over a month last year from November to December. 5 months later these bitches are doing it again.

can't tell me SHIT about mexican culture unless you can recite carlito
youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

xvideos catalog is dogshit im forced to use it because florida banned all the other porn sites

I prefer jerking off to clothed women

Who's the boy take a CHANCE ON ME NOW

Dont use the catalog just use the search retard

im talking about the catalog of videos they have its all old shit

I'm just having fun
Bretty good

i find more amateur shit on xvideos than anywhere else

I jerk off to hijabi girls
I have a sexual fantasy about perverting a muslim girl.
It's like the ultimate forbidden fruit

Xvideos has tons of old shit you can't find anywhere else
Same with xhamster

I jerk off to hijabi girls

zamn i need to see olga belly dance

Americans have 2nd Amendment

yet lament about not having enough BBC porn options due to state laws

holy fuck you guys.

Why does age of the video matter?
I only watch amateur vids on x videos
I can't goon to professional porn.
It's just so fucking nasty and porn stars look bogged

bad camera quality

because florida banned all the other porn sites

unironically 3rd-world-tier