morrissey and his lovely pet turkey
/brit/
Get the biomass fed, clothed, taught, housed, wanked, armed, deputized
This is the thread.
A “vulnerable” one-legged 92-year-old man cried out in pain as police tasered him in his wheelchair after he failed to drop a butter knife
third world biomass is a biological warfare agent sent to devour our resources
doing little sways and dances in my chair in my bedroom in my house
dopamine levels.... crashing.....
i think EV is bullying brits to make brits go full blackpill
filtering Germany
cute man
hang on why's this thread filled with johnny foreigners
um posters are shy and easily startled
love slender women
representative of modern britain innit
um..hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hihihihihihih hi
Listening to vengaboys
*scurries behind the sofa*
Thinking about enjoying a kino.
yhe binble
I sympathize with you I really do but it's been this way for a while now and we just have to accept it
binble binble
RIP ANDY ROURKE
Sven Goran Ericsson
bejeezus krist
oh shit
I didn't know
waheeeeyyyy alri binbler?
looking at a /brit/ thread from 17th may 2025 and it feels like it was only 2 days ago
two year anniversary innit
and then I said "Alright, goodbye then" and just walked away
got cancer all up my arse
*turns 90degrees*
*farts*
*walks away*
now that is how to walk away
so does joe biden
and he's irish too
so you're in good company x
fucking POOING and FARTING
who wrote it?
I give off ROCKSTAR vibes
ay yo wassup my homie nigz
you fucked the irish so hard they got arse cancer generations after
is that what they call generational trauma?
and then I poured my drink down the front of her dress, screamed in her friend's face "Orangutans are apes, not monkeys", turned 180 degrees, shat on their shoes, turned 180 degrees, said "Alright, goodbye then", turned 180 degrees, and just walked away
drinking a small french beer
1664?
just seen an um worthy umage (image in umspeak)
whats boppin bruce
I think about this sometimes youtube.com
youtube.com
Lake District, England, 2163
employed voman?
nah from aldi
don't get kronenbourg in the small bottles here
professor UMbridge
you lads ever have your WISDOM tooth removed?
Mine FUCKING hurts but I am skint. Seeing a lot of varying figrues online.
Mark collett is the greatest Briton currently existing
you can take them out yourself if you can get your hands on some fiji 9
'Avin a fag
might have a 'cotine 'ouch
dont get why there's so many different british neo-fascist factions
like what do these blokes disagree on exactly
also, isn't it outright illegal to be that in britain? how can they even exist
couldn't tell you mate
don't get involved with that sort of thing you see
*nods approvingly*
excellent post
cor
me 5 minutes after my last 'cotine 'ouch
Children
14
How many children will you have?
bit like the CIA creating terrorist groups
it's just a bit of fun for intelligence officers
eurovision
but employedvoman too
impossible to say innit
don't have a crystal ball me
got a couple flesh ones but that's it
What state you in lad?
Herro...China Kitchen???
/brit/...
Ought to be called /mong/
Bunch of oriental homosexuals.
what does this mean
did the girl in the dress die?
reckon britain's gotta be one of the best places to be an intelligence officer tbf
complete control and oversight on an island
corrr
1 is enough
An absolute state
you fit in here
I've got your dox lad but I'm unsure if I should leak it
wahey
You got a pocket pussy?
By that I mean a Jewish girl.
Fucking kike.
lad
clearly you didnt......
ullo princess
wonder just how much power british nobility have
this you thunderthighs? xxxx
yeah yeah fuck you foreign twat
reported you for racism
I stole a shrimp from my local zoo.
I’ve got a tank at home, what about you?
I’m selling drugs to the kids at the school.
I’m up all night gooning to a picture of YOU
please delet
knew you was gyatted beyond belief
get to yorkshire NOW
it's rather disorienting living in the modern world with all this technology isn't it
I like this because when I read it in my um mind I picture rik mayall doing it
The oriental gf
phwoar
Save Evropa
i will never understand chips with a chinese
hijabi longs to wear normal clothes but is openly hostile against people who aren't forced too as well
sour grapes, init
no really though where are you
who do you think shags more
r/unitedkingdom or /brit/?
Roaring with laughter.
deathtoil looms
spring rolls only taste good when deep ff fatf ried
brits say "shag" as well?
thought it was an american thing
I don't understand eating carbs with carbs & meat
yes you do, yes you fucking do
Me when I’m 58 and my heart explodes whilst mowing the lawn
utterly bizarre post
don't think he's gonna tell us lad
looks like it could be anywhere though, except for the desert states
No kidding.
I saw neil young in mine! Yee haw he knows when to hold 'em
plenty of carbs in noodles, rice, dumplings etc.
potatoes with asian food is just wrong
or should i say rather, dyingtoil?
I have a very very very vivid memory of being 8 years old, doing some shit about Pokemon, and all of a sudden just having that existential crisis.
Really envisioning the possibility of all the God stuff not being real and death being permanent non-existence forever. Even in the year 99999999999999999, still nothing.
Burst into tears all alone in the dark on a weeknight.
That experience was intense.
I believe I haven't been happy since.
ktim
remember grasping the concept of being dead FOREVER around that age and the way it hit me I've never be able to feel it again, it's like my grown up brain just blocks it out now
I have a very very very vivid memory of being 8 years old, doing some shit about Pokemon, and all of a sudden just having that existential crisis.
Really envisioning the possibility of all the God stuff not being real and death being permanent non-existence forever. Even in the year 99999999999999999, still nothing.
Burst into tears all alone in the dark on a weeknight.
That experience was intense.
I believe I haven't been happy since.
for me it was realizing my mother was gonna die and from that day for the rest of my life i would never see or talk to her again
diego reminding me to put my boxes in recycling and not in waste disposal
putting a poo back up my arse
song about blowjobs
masquerades it behind religion
she's so grim
diego humbling me by jumping into the giant green bin and squashing it all down when i try and just chuck it on the top, "It flew away last time and I saw you do it and I know it was you", he said.
potatoes with asian food is just wrong
I have to say I do not agree with this as the japans and korea make good use of them and also in thailand and also india of course
I thought it was about prayer.
Going to open an Asian strip club called Timmy’s Weakness
rorke getting rinsed in betfreds
I just live my live loosely and don’t give a fuck about anything. “Wahh wahhh what are you going to do when you’re old” I ain’t planning on sticking around that long.. who wants to live long enough to need Filipino nurses wipe your hole. What even is life after 70? Hang around on a golf course for 15 years? Gtfoh..
bed and breakfast call it diego's remise
mmhmm
alright lad
dont really fancy another cig but i'm going to anyway
not very scared of death personally as it turns out
I've choked a few times while swallowing too large a dose of drugs and just thought "oh bother... I guess this is how it happens then"
it's just a few weeks worth or torment and stress anyway and then on to the next event
This mindset is why we need total Millennial death
maybe it's about being put under nitrous oxide
rorkeing out
sexual experiences can be spiritual for some people alright
I’m zillennial ‘99
and i'm a big spooky ghost *screams in your ear*
right gentlemen it appears to be time for a peanut butter and jam sandwich, or a "P.B. & J." as the yanks have dubbed it
Aaaaaaaaa
Man interrupts food reviewer and calls her a piglet
watching the painter painting
and all the time
the light is changing
come and get it, bitch zoomer
No that makes you a zoomer mate.
i'm so sick in the head i'm evil i'm twisted
isn't that a mystery
because my birth date starts with 19 that means i'm a millennial!!!
omdz zoomie cope never ends
Can I not be part of the club?
*commits suicide by nigger dick*
Profoundly embarassing.
I'd say a zillennial is someone born around the mid 90s. not late late 90s almost 00s.
Really just sick to bastard death of my pathetic little runtlife
Just witnessed a bunch of degloved looking cocks with the shaft peeled back after googling Peyronie’s disease in what I assume are operation photos, quite unsettling and wouldn’t recommend seeing
I don’t have a good relationship with mine but I still get a chest pain and like total body coldness when I think of that
Faggot mongoloid cocksucker.
<3
youtube.com
Death is not the end
not looking. i don't mind most gore but genital stuff is too much for some reason
Fuck your fuckin dumb cunt mother you fuckin jew.
pipe down
HH
a bicep's elm
or
sam bee clip
or
clem's spy
Sure thing Charles, you kike mongrel faggot.
I feel this in my soul
Could do with putting something up my nose only booze and weed for now unfortunately
just been abused by a canadian
doing a listen and learn
youtube.com
pissed on the carpet again
yes
chucking a sickie today, nun lil toilberg cud do
why've you done that then
Mental how I saw a face and apparently it was a test for schizophrenia
touching my tummy and yawning
dogberg!
why've you done that then
im puppy
Why are you all being really weird
Freaks
Anyone that thinks this is a verified 100% tin test for schizophrenia is a jug band hahahaha.
It all changes tomorrow. Going to get everything sorted
he's so great
Hope u do
the last seven seconds gave me goosebumps
Any of y’all smoke that sweet crystal?
No
one hour long video going over all the unused phone calls in gta 4
That's the evening sorted then
are syd
mad how he was barely 21 here
who is crystal
laughing at those of you who are unaware of the esoteric /brit/ lore, posting in this thread
you've no idea what you're tangled up in
you know NOTHING of us
Drinking a coors light and playing with my catberg
he's lovely boy
I was OBSESSED with him age 15
bit gay looking back but who cares
yummy yummy yummy i got poo in my bummy
Howling with laughter.
Mission objective: escape keirs playpen with your life....
just gay enough I reckon
just had my toby detector set off but i know it's too good to be true
The new 'eitch
someone tell rorke he's going to have to find new plans after his JSA appointment tomorrow morning
it's also time for my drug time now the drugs are wearing off
JSA
you mean tyrone
have to take drugs constantly you see due to life being unbearably painful an that
<3
Wife is a PhD student but doesn’t know what Carthage is or Phoenicia or Hannibal
Intestines just fell out of my arsehole
well she is a yank after all x
neat.
Was going for a drink drive last night when the perculators hit. I had to park on the side of a random street and sleep for a few hours. Low point for sure
this is on earth specifically just fyi
Now that the dust has settled was Henry VIII any good?
<3
you should listen to this interview with his sister if you haven't
youtube.com
Them white boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth
yeahhh we smoking crack up in this motha fucka
alright I will thank you
Mental how we all used to speak like Tolkien or something and now we speak like bums
Couch is smelling all farty bc I've been sat here farting in it
vi vittu!
witness the power of AI
wish i could find a barber who could consistently cut my hair the way i like
fault is partially on me because i don't really know how to instruct them but some barbers are just able to intuit what would look good on you
Earth has spun around 1 time
Howlinggg based as fuck
had sex
couldn't find
guided in
lost boner
didn't cum
felt inferior
left traumatised
number blocked
memory holed
red wine
depression ensued
suicidal thoughts
doubting manhood
had sex
couldn't find
guided in
lost boner
didn't cum
felt inferior
left traumatised
number blocked
memory holed
red wine
depression ensued
suicidal thoughts
doubting manhood
receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
boundary? what the fucks that
they never existed before covid
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
Sweating so much I've washed my bedsheets three times tonight.
it's just nerves darling relax
Get this hairstyle
i'm australian but not THAT australian
was about to be really judgmental about all you lot being druggies but then realised i use nicotine
i'm just an uncool runt version of you
boundaries broken
not cool
alcohol blamed
lacking responsibility
urges unrestrained
temptation framed
alone again
wasted moments
history repeats
nothing changes
it's shit and does nothing
they should make a nicotine 2 where you never build up a tolerance to niccy rushes
only 14% of the restaurants featured on the US version of ramsay's kitchen nightmares are still open, and most of them are the greek ones
fakkin bogans mate
if you're a psychopath, but a real psychopath who blends in not a hollywood psychopath, how does such a person actually act? because it's apparently like 1 in 100 of us which is extremely common.
There you were overstepping boundaries,
Causing wars, upset and floundaries.
I do not give a shit.
Something something purple monkey dishwasher ha ha ha ha
history never repeats I tell myself before I go to sleep
well I live in squalor and discuss my bowel movements the exact same way to the exact same people anonymously every single day without any feeling or change and I'm content with this
anyone that says they're a psychopath and doesn't write God or US governments weird messages on killing sprees like that one maniac did in the 60s is a fraud
either way theres some mind bending fuckery going on with most of them, a lot of mk ultra stuff. refuse to believe anyone could harm that many humans and have little regard to life. unl;ess you were caught in a bubble in your own thinking
not sure that's psychopathic behaviour
I mean wow
just washed my hair for the first time in perhaps 2 months
just no need for it most of the time
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
m.youtube.com
new ringtone
ktim
i looked around for faces i'd know, i fell in love witht the people in the front row
about to make what this lad did look like a joke
he owns the rights to that picture
a million beers
I only know about the hilltop hoods because of a flash animation someone made with salad fingers dancing to it and salad fingers is the wrong colour because the guy who made it was colourblind
well I got five minutes into it before realizing I'm too anxious to listen to it right now it's bringing up all the sad feelings I had about how syd's family was sort of uptight and repressed and didn't understand him and possibly ended up making things worse for him :(
you knoe what? depending on the meal and the kind of sausages, no, 3 sausages really may have not quite hit the spot. genuinely doesn't take the piss. gaz can cope.
wasn't melanie the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life?
known one or two
one big difference between fictionalised psychopaths is that they're not always very clever, many are quite stupid. they act in a certain way well enough but something can set them off and they ruin whatever illusion they were going for
hate um posters
stupid pricks, grow up
NYU FILM SCHOOL
SUCKA!
think i've become a bit of a workaholic, just had an urge to be toiling rather than posting here
Apparently a good way to spot a psychopath is the way that they smile. Normal people when they smile their eyebrows raise naturally. A psychos eyebrows won’t move and they just do this creepy gormless grin. Met a few of em
no it's the muscles around the eyes squinching up
it's called a duchenne smile
yeah it's tough to say especially back then when they didn't know about mental illness
it's obvious she loved him deeply and I can only imagine the hardship of trying to look after him
the part that hit me is towards the end when she says his little nieces and nephews who don't know anything are proud of their big uncle and she has to smile along with them at the memory in people's minds of him rather than the painful heartbreaking 40+ years of being a deeply troubled recluse
yank announcing a report?
err no? I don't think mentioning reporting posts in the past counts
as opposed to what, all the reporting you've done in the future?
yeah
printing out mousey's posts and holding them to my chest and weeping
this but mikey. he's gone...