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i would not rape her, she's too ugly
Dirty little monkey
I mean, I don't think you really had anything to worry about until the last few years when fent has started to show up
I have lived with my roommates for 9 months and know nothing about them. I think we've had like a couple very short conversations
Would you a young Rosie Perez?
real niggas make their own drugs at home
same
WHERESSSSSSSSS YOURRRRRRR HEAD AT?!
Levamisole was put into coke and the first cases of fent laced heroin were in the 90s
All the kids are out of school and now the roads are full of massive retards
this would've been me if i had roommates
maybe so but extremely rare
I'll let you be my room mate
Are we roomies?
doubtful
That's it.
probably better. I had a fag roommate and he was awful.
Post your cock below this post
That's gay, I only ever room with females ones with pussies preferably
i would be your room mate if you were a women who would have sex with me plus it was free
Was low testosterone
there's no reason to carry bricks like that
Indian niggas never heard about wheelbarrows
You probably have bad hygiene so no
One of my roommates is a Mormon the other is muzzie (or his name is)
I had a faggot as a roommate once. Dude would never stop talking about faggotry and being a passive aggressive little bitch
Can't be sure at all
goodnight
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That's why they're called "faggots"
mon
Looks red, lol.
but idg why they have to constantly talk openly about perverted sex stuff. it's their entire personality
What looks red?
Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick My ass if he knewwww the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't KNOW who I am
And he doesn't GIVE a DAMN ABOUT ME
and being a passive aggressive little bitch
yeah. this kid was an absolute bitch. he wrote me some stupid note about DO NOT PUT LETTUCE IN THE SINK like bitch we have a food disposal. Guy was filthy too, didn't care about being clean at all so he was just bitching for no reason lol
Credit score dropped to 796 even though I've been using my cards for gas and paying them off right as they roll over
The game is rigged bros... the game is rigged
you guys have orgies a lot?
The small hair in my chin.
what's it even matter at that point
white trash
i shower everyday
mine would send passive aggressive texts on the group chat
Which I would never respond to
Just showered for the first time in 2 days
Red arrow? Number go down???? Whats there not to get???
cooler
Tastelet
he wrote me some stupid note about DO NOT PUT LETTUCE IN THE SINK like bitch we have a food disposal
your roommate was 100% a thirdie or a first generation thirdie
Irl i tell fags to shut the fuck up, but on Anon Babble they are free to be as repulsive as they want. I think they get a kick out of grossing people out
Ru
my friend had a roommate that would steal and wear his clothes, like even his underwear. He would also throw his towel on the floor and just leave it there. I am glad I live alone and don't have roommates. Thank you
Ugh. My fat ass hungrier than a mf right now
these arent inner demons, these are outside demons
idk
This is what THE JEWS took from you
cooler
Never had roommates
Rented a shithole and then I finna bought an apartment at 25
chill
The game is rigged
Fuck the riggers, man
You know what na you'd probably try to rape me
Good music.
Lmao imagine driving a Ferrari and getting beat by a truck
You too?
c'mon
Me too, buddy. Me too
Car people are the biggest retards in the world. There are very few people I respect less than car people
/cum/ likes chick cars
incels dont rape because women like men who rape so they arent incels
Not that much.
The first step to making america great again begins with bringing back small american pickups
my dad always liked the 2005 gmc sierra do you know about it? Thank you
I unironically don't get why people like Porsches outside of the 9/11. They are Range Rover tier unreliable
Send
it's a chick car
They're okay cars. I've personally never been much of a truck guy, I live in Chicago where it makes no sense to own one
So it's not gay if i fuck it?
Cool.
Is this car /cum/-approved?
BMWs are for men who dress as women in their spare time
if you're buying a porsche, you're not worried about "reliable"
shelby cobra is a pretty cool classic american car
It's simple
People who care about cars genuinely have small penises and have had cock in their ass at least once in their life
It's okay. Most people who shit talk it do it for political reasons and more than likely can't afford one
Looks fantastic. Got one of those in gta 5
XD
The icelandic is frothing from his mouth because he justs wants to key it and spray paint a swastika on it
That's a silly notion when you can just buy a Lexus at that point
GTA rankings
Sa > VC = 5 > 2 > 4 > 3
Never played any other ones
moan
My maybach is chromed, he put chrome on the benz thank you
People who care about cars genuinely h-ACK!
What?
Get his ass
BITCHIN CAMARO BITCHIN CAMARO!
youtu.be
possibly
You don't have to be obsessed with cars to own a car retard
You know what, you just made a VERY powerful enemy. Your time here is running short. Prepare your anus, it's OVER for you!
What website?
Donald Trump is aight in my book
Back at it
Banger
Sometimes at night i can heard homeless people moving around outside my house
You argue like an irrational woman which I think is very indicative of your character
cool.
turn the lights on really fast and watch them scatter
nah
I’m white trash too. I drive a rusted out s-10
Ru s
Kill em.
You argue like a schizophrenic with a small penis
Is “Egypt” actually Matthew Zazueta
You don't have to be obsessed with cars to own-ACK!
fine
fine.
Projection.
What?
Not an argument. I win.
I used ChatGPT to create an image of me and my bratty goddess together (she finally sent me a full face picture yesterday)
thought you had a gf
Here's a vehicle somebody else built for me for a fraction of the price I paid for it
I really hope women talk to me now...
please like me more....
I hope my dad respects me and stops fucking me....
youtube.com
Old lady burns to death on 911 call!
idk but I filtered that guy cause it's either a retard or a bot
Yes but it’s some exciting online fun
haha sent that freak FLYING!
Why would they upload this lol
That's exactly the kind of pick-me-up i needed
What?
sure
Cars really are just Labubus for men arent they
that's cheating
Idk it’s just odd to me that they’d upload a 30min audio of a woman burning to death
Might as well put ISIS executions on their channel
German women admire and respect dishonesty and cheating
How huge was (? Is?) china immigration into america?
any tips for going to work on 0 sleep?
Is it though…she’s from far away and I’ll never actually meet her
She’s young and sexy and cute but it’s just a fantasy in the virtual world…. That’s what I keep telling myself at least ….
In 2023, about 25,000 Chinese immigrants became naturalized citizens of the United States. However, there was a notable increase in apprehensions of Chinese individuals at the U.S.-Mexico border, with 37,000 individuals detained in 2023
It's cheating, btw, but you already know that
?
Drink a gallon of cold water and keep sipping on it throughout the entire day and stay away from coffee, if you do end up having to drink it then drink very little of it
why not covfefe
POV: you take the train Berlin during rush hour
it gives me the jitters like crazy, just like the guy from iceland
I rode around for about 2 hours today on the back of this holding onto my fat ass maintenance guy in 92 degree heat. I thought we're going to die at least 50 times.
I have a mild tolerance, I used to be the same way. It's either the acidity or caffeine, acidity is worse for me so I drink dark roast
I consume around 1000mg covfefe a day. I don't generally get jittery
We saw three really fast softball games, I think they only played five innings, but one of them ended when a big fight broke out between both teams
Caffeine, i mean
your poor heart
I drank a fifth of vodka you dare me to drive
POV
I would punch her in the face
My maintenance dude once again heckled both teams and the umpires.
Why though what has she done to you
Little vendor girl came with her brother today so they had a huge selection.
Shes staring at me a few inches from my face
I have a girlfriend and it's whats expected of me
trying to wrangle this website like a cow on tampermonkey
Based
K rico
I got this one
He is trying to get ejected so he can go home and still get paid
fumar
K asco
holy based
In case I never said they're kind of like bobbleheads, one part of the moves . I think I posted a video on sharty
No news is good news
Would you date a single mother?
This is him
what about this
I'm sure there are two sides to this
remember /new/?
he might raise the "sexual emergency" defence used in europe
No
unc...
Sure, why not?
It works
I wouldn't even date my own baby momma
What?
What??
it's an extremely unappealing trait. i'd rather take a single mother of my own race than a childless woman of a foreign race, along with a few other traits like having serious heritable illnesses, but there would have to be some major mitigating factors for me to even entertain the idea
In the butt
brit
LOL
Matthew ZAZUETA
how tf is that last name real
I eat a lot of mustard, and not like those artisan mustards. The heinz bright yellow mustards
pretzels?
mustard.
hotdogs?
mustard.
sausages?
mustard.
sandwiches?
TONS of mustard
Mustard is the GOAT of condiments
I'm afraid of women
bitch
imagine a lispy spaniard saying his name LOL
thathweta
I smoked a joint and watched leaf cutter ants for a while, it was fascinating
All because of a lispy king. Weird stuff
Just finished reading pet cemetery
Plotting this Icelander's demise in collaboration with the elves.
You don't like a nice honey mustard?
Go ahead, talk to the elves
It will be a laugh
honey mustard is exclusively for chicken
Thirdie moment
Askasleikir said you better wash your bowls twice if you know whats good for you, punk.
mfw my mom walks into my room
I heard a hilarious story about a kid named "Askur" who was terrified every year as christmas was approaching because of Askasleikir, but it only an icelander would understand it, of course
who the fuck names their kid after a bowl
why don't you guys have a western european name?
Don't
Askur is like the Adam of norse mythology. He was created from an ash tree (öskutré) and got his name from said tree. I think it would be right to aay that "Askur" means something like "of the ash tree"
eating blueberry cornbread
more like ass car
Eu sou Brasileiro
The guaca bowl
Não, você não é
Jennifer Lawrence is really hot.
Not really
did you see that movie where she wrestles someone naked on the beach
More like pennifer poorance
No sounds hot tho
i hope amerifats appreciate the tradition of filmmaking in their cunt
i do
Popped 100mg of DPH, ate 2 Mozza burgers and now I am doing delt and bicep exercises while watching videos about Benedictine Monastics.
Penisfer
A&W?
Yeah I had a coupon. It wasn't bad but the quality has gone down a lot in the last few years.
I waa going for something penny related since her last name was poorance
as in shes so poor she only has pennies. But if her first name is penisfer her last name could be, i suppose, something like
Pissance
I got a grandpa burger combo last night after I saw Sleigh Bells. Shit was $18. It was good tho.
i have a european first name and last name but im not white. guess what am i
French?
Filipino
Gay
wrong
correct
We got a flip in here!
I can't pretend the anime avatar is a woman in any meaningful way, I just can't into role-playing
also correct
Are you a ladyboy
no
Easy money. Why did your people have to stop coming here en masse? Why did you doom us to jeet hordes?
I dont know i was born here
Are you in the Vancouver area
I think my favorite term for a fat person is hamplanet
i will not confirm or deny. i have already give too much info
Can't you like go back to the Phillipines and kidnap people and smuggle them back here? Like North Korea does.
Hope all the American anons get ICE'd.
Mine is "oh beast"
same but based on my flag it's very obvious
Kroot are lanklets but tall as fuck. In awe of the size of them
my latinx brother
Do you think your grandparents played with this infantile garbage?
Just did a big smelly poo
I know they didn't considering all those models are from after they died.
I was going for PENISfer POOrance
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thread theme
We are FULL
Africa is too low iq to ever develop an advanced economy
oh come on you can't stop importing the random browns of the world until there's a BILLION "canadians"
Saw a tiktok about how scientists turned lead into gold for a microsecond and the comments were full of africans accusing europe of trying to devalue gold as a way to keep african countries down
Africa is geography, not a people. They just need a Great Replacement :^) (diversity is their greatest strength)
B-but mansa musa nigga
LOL
I think there have only been 5 smart black people though
obama
black science man
web dubois
mlk
malcom x
Thats it
A little too close to reality for parody
en.wikipedia.org
Grug lift heavy rock
Grug sad head voice not get quiet
microsecond
Yeah that totally happened. For real bros. Trust Them.
half white, not especially smart
not smart
fraud
fraud and a faggot
mildly smart
clarence thomas is pretty smart though
Oh my Science, chuddie
black science man is kind of retarded though, hes just well educated
somebody asks him the difference between a man and a woman
hurrr... why do you care????
a guy whose entire job is to talk about space (not even do any real science) asking why sociology cares
his entire claim to fame was that carl sagan talked to him and hes black
You forgot Wallace Fard Muhammad
We are not brothers filipino nigga
though I like you guys more than east asians. Tons of flips here in san diego
How about Carl Fagen and he’s a member of Steely Dan
Clarence Thomas
Thomas Sowell
Ben Carson
Jesse Lee Peterson
the difference between lead and gold is 1 proton
they launched lead nuclei at eachother at really fast speeds so the electromagnetic field would rip off some protons for microseconds
its literally nothing but yeah it happened
Yeah bro words words words im sure it happened I mean they said it did and why would they ever lie?
you sound like the people on tiktok who also believe space is fake
All my niggas Nazis
Oh, right, and Kanye West
You sound like the people on tv that said the vaccine will prevent COVID-19 transmission without side effects
I'm unvaxxed
Too bad you're leaded. LMAO
Starting next week the daily high will not be below 80F for me for the next four months. I will suffer
yall talmbout sum
Heard any news from the other provinces?
Where?
what career should I get into if I plan on retiring early? Im going to a shithole I have family in so I only need like 500k and I'm only planning on working another 10 years.
What job should I get
ate 1kg (2.2lbs) of perogies again (with lots of bacon and sour cream) >.<
i'm such a fat tub of lard :P
Today a guy from florida said it was freezing and that it almost makes him miss the florida heat.
its in the mid 50s at night right now, in a couple of months we will have heat as bad a florida, he has no idea what suffering is yet
Inland socal
buttpirates are in high demand in shitholes
my family and friends all know me as a drunken fool
do a song and dance for us, fool
Joe Biden has aggressive prostate cancer that's spread to his bones
That's just a euphemism for "they stopped his adrenochrome drip."
I love Fuego Takis but they start tasting like battery acid after too many.
Is "mullato" considered derogatory?
Yes
It reminds north american mullatos that they are part white and it reminds south american mullatos that they aren't fully white
What in the skibidi that is so burbaloni loliloli must have been tralalelo tralala or if i'm just tung tung tung tung sahur but is it really capuccino assasino? Nah i think it's brrrt brrt patapim
I wish i could speak italian too
Is Icelandic a thing or do you speak Arabic or smth
I'm not A drunk but my family and close friends know it's something of an issue since I have a DUI charge
Icelandic is a thing