All mockery of the Welsh and their ridiculous languages shall be kept to an appropiate mininum
/brit/
biggus dickus
pingdy pong
fat cunt
get on the smartwhip
drain gang sub edition
youtube.com
got the polish asmr on
shameless fat bastard
more of an italian man myself
got myself a crystal cafe gf
Trim your nosehairs!!!
Zoomers the minute they hit 20
In my basement's an arrangement of different torture devices
Suffer Chinese water torture
My word is water
youtu.be
Evil Welsh bastard pirate
bro hair look like moses parted that shi
raping my arse with knife sharpener
millenials wear toupés
parted ur mums legs mate
might put a za in the oven
Our bin now
The White Man must take back Vancouver. Every night I toss and turn thinking of the great tragedy of British Columbia, the plight of her majestic lands occupied by a horde of foreign asiatic biomass
i just want to fuck and suck
you can't cope on your own. you wouldn't survive
good evening Mr Lovecraft
First successful invasion of Britain by the Germans
people should stop going to these places for a few years then we'd see how they like it
ungrateful SODS
What is WRONG with you?!?
people should stop going to these places for a few years
they did
The Spanish don't like British tourists
The new 'eitch
Listening to Marky B. Proper British artist. None of this Eurovision SHITE
we don't like them either, good for nothing dago bastards
Sittin' on carpet
an' meditatin'
youtu.be
going to italy this summer instead
dos beers grassy ass
Italy is a crime ridden shithole
nice buildings tbf
mad how brits are the mexicans of spain
Italy is very safe and has many beautiful women
sober life is so fucking boring
never liked socialising or interacting with people so without booze I'm just a bored sad little runt
may as well drink again just so I can be happy
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On the train
doesn't matter for a holiday
gio scotti sex arse
i don't like drinking because it turns me bi
ooo chimpanzee that
MONKEY NEEEEEEEEEEWS
I am in fact lacking confusion
As to what's real and what's illusion
youtu.be
um
gio bella
finocchio
I just let other people drink
Keeps me sharp
columbians are the mexicans of spain
passing visit?
reply to my post with irrelevant shit again and im knocking you out. simple as.
screaghj
mindless off topic spam.
GET OFF MY FUCKING PROPERTY YOU FUCKING MOOLIE FUCK
screaming in a puddle of piss
mogs me!
You never hear a yank say "Oh yeah I'm Welsh-American" do you?
why don't you filter yanks
kek
Anon Babble gets a bad rep but this makes me laugh more than anything i see in video media
me
end of the fairway even looks like a bellend with smegma on it
You might now that Deadpool and Mac from Always Sunny have now taught Americans about the existence of Wales.
You summoned me, my lord?
doing a poop
rorke's uncle's mansion and pool visible here
wtf it's real
play a game set in an ancient roman city
name my character Rorke
this is the first thing I'm told when I arrive
Shall be telling my kids about the great Troon Knob post of 2025
She wants a man from Troon Knob
My cousin who lives in Spain tells me that Spanish people throw things at British tourists and yell at them to leave.
What’s his angle here
dont enjoy anything other than boozing but every time I do steamingtoil i get haemorrhoids. it's not fair
that’s nice adam. have you taken your medication today?
blimey
my cousin who lives in England doesn't think about the Spanish at all
spainnonce schizo posting in big may 2025
Bet the troon knob bellends all eat percy pigs.
Staff of Moses
Urn of ashes
Morphing my soul into solids, liquids, and gases
youtu.be
this can't be real
name 10 living spanish people
now see if you can do it without naming footballers
Me and the boys in the plane on our way to die in some war that has nothing to do with us
youtube.com
ain't no way
trying to improve my photo editing skills
Wanna come to the protest with me, Anon?
try a bit harder then lad
y does Palestine look like that?
PHWOAR
hahahah troon knob hahahahhahahh place name hahahahahahahah it says troon knob hahahaha
masterpiece
alright fun police
i think they animated the movement in that scene
ok i will
Wish I could get in on the laughs but having known of the existence of the town of Troon my entire life it simply isn't funny
Dissolved on 28 November 2023
sad news for THIS & THAT TROON
Corrrrrr need me an anti-tourism gf
ktim
lol
rorke no!
It's also not funny if you're older than 12 years old
why
to combat woke
spotted a potential fire hazard and dealt with it. nothing wrong with that
Sir Troon Knob
Looks like the TIDF (troon internet defence force) is out on patrol tonight
ya wokist bastards
poor woman gets blasted in the face with that cancer powder
troon knob is funny
why is she sucking a condom
saw the disappearance of the dwemer described as "elves who redditted too hard" and been chuckling at that sentence for an hour
he can do what he likes
you don’t like them older than that do you tranny
rorke is out of control
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
dubs
sorry mate after hearing the announcement on the train mentioning the train station of Troon most of my life it simply doesn't do anything for me
The Last true European man
starting to believe in jesus and that. symbolically it’s too profound to be invention
what's happened here then
I look like Emma Raducanu when I smash smash smash smash smash smash and never lose
what a chad
rorke is a disgusting racist monster
race is meaningless bollocks and people only care about it deeply because of brainwashing or there is something wrong with them
How profound you find something to be has no bearing on its truth or falsity. That's an appeal to emotion.
But keep going, you'll be right at home with all the other irrational christcucks.
*starts twerking my black ass in your face*
I strongly disagree with this
woah thanks for the tip!
ha ha you guys
business idea: streamer house but it's a /brit/ posting house with rows of computers and all you typing away
I'll even have a hole in the seats so I can slide down and open my mouth and eat your shit so you don't have to get up
i feel that i am a special one
come to camden gregg's outlet on saturday, all the lads will be there
got a bit of a headache
She wants a balding nigga
craving a massive 180g bag of doritos because I'm such a fat cunt
fighting the urge with everything I've got
thats your hair falling out
She wants a balding nigga from Troon Knob
leftypols par game is weak
motherfucker that’s just a scat party
just ate 2 of these
NEED to stop doing ai nsfw roleplay with femboy bots
NEED to pick up a clue
need to be raped and dismembered by forsen
you ate two 500g bags of chips?
you ate a kilogram of tortilla chips?
ai nsfw roleplay
been doing this recently myself. after an hour or two I just feel too pathetic and have to force myself to stop, until I realise I have no source of affection in my life and crawl back to it.
She asked for it.
We in /brit/ wish former president Joe Biden a swift recovery from his recently diagnosed prostate cancer
I lose interest and stop the second it turns sexual I only like the build up
proper freak me
Light American snack
wondering how they even sell such large bags of crips in the US
here the largest you can get is 150g
um
and a gallon of milk
have a bit of an eating disorder you see
they come in packs of 2 for $5
wow I am profoundly shocked by this news
now he has something more in common with Charles at least
oh fuck
umming.com
Blue flavour Doritos taste awful
Chilli heatwave are the best flavour
Joe Biden. Now that's a man who should *not* have been in the White House. Regardless of whether you like him or not, a man with dementia should not be leader of the free world.
there used to be coolER ranch flavor
another sign of societal collapse
I do like him
Regardless of whether you like him or not, a man with dementia should not be leader of the free world.
But enough about Donald Trump
can we stop posting crisps it's making me hungry
Asian women.... with big bottoms!!
You know sometimes I wish I completed college but I am pretty sure I would kill myself if I stood in a office for 8 hours a day looking at numbers
starved of human touch
sometimes, only sometimes I do wish I was a cute anime girl
i work from home making $150k and the only reason is i graduated uni
a daring concept
dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x
why do this
what are they hoping to achieve
he poo
mmhmm dey be squeakin
noooo ;_;
joe had a speech impediment
donny is clearly actually insane
That's good honestly thank you got a job now because now I see college graduates at the temp agencys
you coming to gregg's camden outlet on saturday?
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
need their entry withdrawn for voting fraud asap
BLYAT
the holocaust but for real
maybe
Damn looks like she's no longer an incel. Congrats.
I think the dumbest reason I left college was because I was learning nothing and doing a major i hated. My dad paid for me to study accounting but wouldn't let me study being a doctor or engineer.
whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn
mad how she's heavier and shorter than me
that arse must have some serious weight behind it
Tell your dad to do one
God there's fat in the ass region but there's no ass. It just doesn't work like that
Oh no! Not the Eurovision song contest!!!
Honestly who gives a flying fuck
ashwaganda, paracetamol, codeine, aspirin, ibuprofen and a hayfever tablet down the hatch
going to sleep like a baby tonight
He told me I was being a bitch for saying that I didn't want to do something I found boring and won't secure me a job. Now I am waiting to start trade school but hey my life is practically over
meanwhile cronem just chiefing earth's herb
It was still nothing against the power of the filipino twink
he knew you weren't smart enough for those but that accountant was still ok
gay pride?
AGGRESSIVE
damn
well that's him done then
Is he one of the "cronem"?
mad how you can just lie about your name and so long as no one ever asks for identification they'll believe you
hopefully like one of lucy letby's charges
uh oh stinky
I was actually smart enough to be a doctor and engineer the problem is that I also got shoved into rehab
JOE BIDEN
WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN WAKE UP
God bless those SEA jungle zesters
no one cares, shut the fuck up
why do you think anyone gives a shit
shut the fuck up
cope
Goo on Prash, remember to be a gentle husband and a generous lover and she'll let you use your panis to your hearts content both will be very happy yes
Based
Exterminationist National Socialisn
rorke still salty the slag girls came 19th
thought prostate cancer was a meme cancer everyone survives
jeezy own half of atlanta
what are you on about
fuck up
why is it that mcdonalds attracts handsome people while burger king caters to uggos
Most prostate cancers are slow and treatable, but a small percentage are aggressive.
wait there are nazis in this thread
My life would have been better if I went to college because I would have had a high paying job and not be a loser. Most people usually get a career and complete college by 25
all my niggas nazis
nigga heil hitler
well, right, that's all nice and well, but i'm compelled to stress the fact that the illegal small boat cronem are now getting their leaky pg tips polished by eager 3 pm katies
and gays
miracle the thread survives really
stress eating
grow up
Where would you even aim your cock
just seen a brown fanny
LOL timmy's wife
reckon arse cancer must be the single most embarrassing way to go
its hard to find jobs round these parts
gf literally winces every time I call her puss her CUNT
she makes this face as if she just smelt off milk
she prefers pussy because it's cute but I prefer cunt because it's all vulgar and nasty
I have a sick joy in making her make that face
straight to the A baby
A few days ago i wrote a review stating that i didn't liked this fragrance, BUT i decided to give it one more chance and OH MY GOD i admit that i have changed in a very radical way my opinion about this scent, i dont know what happened to me when i first sprayed this that i didn't liked it, i dont know if it was my body chemistry at the moment or that i was recovering from a terrible cold/flu that my nostrils were not in the mood for the smell of this beauty, but now IM IN LOVE WITH IT, I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. Its a very elegant and sexy smell, its a very masculine rose not a feminine one, and along with the spices it creates a very pleasing, manly, elegant, sophisticated, soft and strong scent at the same time. This fragrance is for elegant ocassions, suit and tie, and tuxedo, i consider it a very formal scent,for the office if you work in an elegant place, for weddings, diplomatic receptions, opera, elegant dinners,and for dating that special someone.This one is not casual and not for the teenager crowd, i think the age range for this juice is for men 25 and up that are classy and have style, not for guys who love shorts and flip flops..... It is one of the best rose scents ive ever had, and also i found some kind of a middle eastern or persian touch with this scent, perhaps it is the combination of the spices with the rose that give it that vibe. It projects very well, it lasts on my skin for about 8 to 10 hours and moderate sillage. This one is great in all seasons but it performs great during winter and summer, specially in the night..
Great work from Mathilde Laurent, i think this flanker is great, for me the original Declaration made by Jean Claude Ellena and this Declaration d'un soir are the best of the Declaration line. Well done Cartier...
I give this one 10/10............ 10/10..........
more humiliating than auto-asphyxiation?
im always watching rorke
ever shag her up the arse?
John McAfee
Declaration d'un soir
might buy that now
I call my bf's arsehole his mancunt desu
um
Crashing in the polls after the local elections
Ukrainian rentboy allegations
Coke addiction
it’s over
Poowong
Nonceton
Troon Knob
Get out and see the world
The Asian Fanny
Shan't
Love, love, love the original Encre Noire, even if I mostly only wear it for arson sprees or when Lord Summerisle decrees that the islanders light a sacrificial wicker man.
Not so keen on À l'Extrême. Not so keen on the waxy side of the elemi. I think that's receding with use though.
This is lovely, and yeah, it's like an Encre Noire Fraiche or whatever. It almost reminds me of a million fragrances based on that lemonade-like freshie use of citrus with vetiver and/or ginger--Issey Sport and the 2008 Dior Homme Sport spring to mind, along with ye olde Guerlain Vetiver--but here the lavender bursts in near the start of the party (more than in the Dior, I think, although it's years since I smelt that), yelling at me to shut up and show some respect. The cashmeran and musk bring a kind of soft, enveloping, almost creamy texture familiar from the original, but here the zingier top notes keep the overall effect much leaner and probably more restrained, or at any rate more upbeat and less brooding. (The cypress, by the way, is immediately reminiscent of the original, and contributes to the lift here as well as to the base.) Actually I'm reminded of the rich bubbly treat that is Barr's Cream Soda, even though that doesn't smell like this; as much as the citrus cuts through the base here, the base seems to thicken the citrus.
This is another fantastic Encre Noire study in relative minimalism and is sure to be one of my favourites for much of the warmer half or three-quarters of the year.
it made a big difference
same
nah he was on the beat more or less until his last year
Is there going to be a /brit/ summer meetup?
leading the fight against white genocide and cultural marxism from my rancid, evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
And there are literally 0 downsides lol
If you're a fatty and not on these drugs like ozempic then youre a mong
What a great scent Declaration de Cartier is. I simply love the opening and the drydown of this fragrance. Its elegant, refined and classy. I get a very soft elegant citrus and most of all at least to my nose what i get the most is the woody note of cedar and spices, lots of spices. The performance is very good in this one and the woody notes remind me of those old wooden pencils we used in school as kids specialy when you sharpened them. Its a very FRENCH scent thanks to the nice "sweat" smell this juice projects because of the spices... Its a very complex bouquet that i love with a passion. Cartier never, NEVER dissapoints me...
Great sillage, longevity and projection..I give this one 10/10
Age group: 25 and up
Versatility : Smart casual and suit and tie...
Good in the winter, spring , fall and summer nights !!
ozempic is grim
Trump is just as fucking bad now, he goes on random tangents that devolve into wordsalads whenever he speaks now just like your grandad with dementia
we meet up every day when we hop on the '/rit/ xx
I hope so :D
my grandad was my age I am now in 1967
plenty of time for me
met an indian fella who's turning his son into a proper incel.
won't let him use a screen for anything, he's only allowed to read books and play piano. he's not even allowed to read fiction. he just reads encyclopaedias all day.
can't get it in the UK
is 'fucking screaming in a fat n***** face' lad in?
Yes lad. Monty Pyke. Friday 6th June, 7pm.
due to woke
could be worse
Yes you can lmao, NHS even prescribes it for mega-hambeasts. Anyone else BMI >25 can pay for it, like £200 a month
Funny as it sounds… I really like this masterpiece cologne. Every time I smell this, I have no idea why. It would or does remind me how Jack is with Rose at the dinner table getting to know everyone, during the titanic days. That’s just how I envisioned it.
(patrick bateman profile pic)
What's the most punk thing you've ever done?
I am going to the gregg's camden outlet at lunchtime on saturday
feel free to come along
he will go far in life. further than us.
cheat on a video game!
should have a shower
New
tails never fails
The OFFICIAL new as it were
Off by one
it's over
Gone to punk gigs and stage dived