/brit/

All mockery of the Welsh and their ridiculous languages shall be kept to an appropiate mininum

biggus dickus

pingdy pong

fat cunt

get on the smartwhip

got the polish asmr on

shameless fat bastard

more of an italian man myself

Trim your nosehairs!!!

Zoomers the minute they hit 20

In my basement's an arrangement of different torture devices
Suffer Chinese water torture
My word is water
youtu.be/SvFOs4qC5HM

Evil Welsh bastard pirate

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bro hair look like moses parted that shi

raping my arse with knife sharpener

millenials wear toupés

parted ur mums legs mate

might put a za in the oven

Our bin now

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The White Man must take back Vancouver. Every night I toss and turn thinking of the great tragedy of British Columbia, the plight of her majestic lands occupied by a horde of foreign asiatic biomass

i just want to fuck and suck

you can't cope on your own. you wouldn't survive

good evening Mr Lovecraft

First successful invasion of Britain by the Germans

people should stop going to these places for a few years then we'd see how they like it
ungrateful SODS

What is WRONG with you?!?

people should stop going to these places for a few years

they did

The Spanish don't like British tourists

Listening to Marky B. Proper British artist. None of this Eurovision SHITE

we don't like them either, good for nothing dago bastards

going to italy this summer instead

dos beers grassy ass

Italy is a crime ridden shithole
nice buildings tbf

mad how brits are the mexicans of spain

Italy is very safe and has many beautiful women

sober life is so fucking boring
never liked socialising or interacting with people so without booze I'm just a bored sad little runt
may as well drink again just so I can be happy

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On the train

doesn't matter for a holiday

gio scotti sex arse

i don't like drinking because it turns me bi

ooo chimpanzee that
MONKEY NEEEEEEEEEEWS

um

gio bella

finocchio

I just let other people drink
Keeps me sharp

columbians are the mexicans of spain

passing visit?

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reply to my post with irrelevant shit again and im knocking you out. simple as.

screaghj

mindless off topic spam.

GET OFF MY FUCKING PROPERTY YOU FUCKING MOOLIE FUCK

screaming in a puddle of piss

mogs me!

You never hear a yank say "Oh yeah I'm Welsh-American" do you?

why don't you filter yanks

kek
Anon Babble gets a bad rep but this makes me laugh more than anything i see in video media

me

end of the fairway even looks like a bellend with smegma on it

You might now that Deadpool and Mac from Always Sunny have now taught Americans about the existence of Wales.

You summoned me, my lord?

doing a poop

rorke's uncle's mansion and pool visible here

play a game set in an ancient roman city

name my character Rorke

this is the first thing I'm told when I arrive

Shall be telling my kids about the great Troon Knob post of 2025

She wants a man from Troon Knob

My cousin who lives in Spain tells me that Spanish people throw things at British tourists and yell at them to leave.

What’s his angle here

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dont enjoy anything other than boozing but every time I do steamingtoil i get haemorrhoids. it's not fair

that’s nice adam. have you taken your medication today?

my cousin who lives in England doesn't think about the Spanish at all

spainnonce schizo posting in big may 2025

Bet the troon knob bellends all eat percy pigs.

this can't be real

name 10 living spanish people
now see if you can do it without naming footballers

Me and the boys in the plane on our way to die in some war that has nothing to do with us
youtube.com/watch?v=spB57qn5A_Q

trying to improve my photo editing skills

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Wanna come to the protest with me, Anon?

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try a bit harder then lad

y does Palestine look like that?

PHWOAR

hahahah troon knob hahahahhahahh place name hahahahahahahah it says troon knob hahahaha

masterpiece

alright fun police

i think they animated the movement in that scene
ok i will

Wish I could get in on the laughs but having known of the existence of the town of Troon my entire life it simply isn't funny

Dissolved on 28 November 2023

sad news for THIS & THAT TROON

Corrrrrr need me an anti-tourism gf

ktim

It's also not funny if you're older than 12 years old

to combat woke

spotted a potential fire hazard and dealt with it. nothing wrong with that

Sir Troon Knob

Looks like the TIDF (troon internet defence force) is out on patrol tonight

ya wokist bastards

poor woman gets blasted in the face with that cancer powder

troon knob is funny

why is she sucking a condom

saw the disappearance of the dwemer described as "elves who redditted too hard" and been chuckling at that sentence for an hour

you don’t like them older than that do you tranny

rorke is out of control

I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

sorry mate after hearing the announcement on the train mentioning the train station of Troon most of my life it simply doesn't do anything for me

The Last true European man

starting to believe in jesus and that. symbolically it’s too profound to be invention

what's happened here then

I look like Emma Raducanu when I smash smash smash smash smash smash and never lose

rorke is a disgusting racist monster

race is meaningless bollocks and people only care about it deeply because of brainwashing or there is something wrong with them

How profound you find something to be has no bearing on its truth or falsity. That's an appeal to emotion.

But keep going, you'll be right at home with all the other irrational christcucks.

*starts twerking my black ass in your face*

I strongly disagree with this

woah thanks for the tip!

ha ha you guys

business idea: streamer house but it's a /brit/ posting house with rows of computers and all you typing away
I'll even have a hole in the seats so I can slide down and open my mouth and eat your shit so you don't have to get up

i feel that i am a special one

come to camden gregg's outlet on saturday, all the lads will be there

got a bit of a headache

She wants a balding nigga

craving a massive 180g bag of doritos because I'm such a fat cunt
fighting the urge with everything I've got

thats your hair falling out

She wants a balding nigga from Troon Knob

leftypols par game is weak

motherfucker that’s just a scat party

NEED to stop doing ai nsfw roleplay with femboy bots

NEED to pick up a clue

need to be raped and dismembered by forsen

you ate two 500g bags of chips?
you ate a kilogram of tortilla chips?

ai nsfw roleplay

been doing this recently myself. after an hour or two I just feel too pathetic and have to force myself to stop, until I realise I have no source of affection in my life and crawl back to it.

She asked for it.

We in /brit/ wish former president Joe Biden a swift recovery from his recently diagnosed prostate cancer

I lose interest and stop the second it turns sexual I only like the build up
proper freak me

Light American snack

wondering how they even sell such large bags of crips in the US
here the largest you can get is 150g

um

wow I am profoundly shocked by this news
now he has something more in common with Charles at least

umming.com

Joe Biden. Now that's a man who should *not* have been in the White House. Regardless of whether you like him or not, a man with dementia should not be leader of the free world.

there used to be coolER ranch flavor
another sign of societal collapse

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I do like him

Regardless of whether you like him or not, a man with dementia should not be leader of the free world.

But enough about Donald Trump

can we stop posting crisps it's making me hungry

Asian women.... with big bottoms!!

You know sometimes I wish I completed college but I am pretty sure I would kill myself if I stood in a office for 8 hours a day looking at numbers

starved of human touch

sometimes, only sometimes I do wish I was a cute anime girl

i work from home making $150k and the only reason is i graduated uni

a daring concept

dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x

why do this
what are they hoping to achieve

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mmhmm dey be squeakin

noooo ;_;

joe had a speech impediment
donny is clearly actually insane

That's good honestly thank you got a job now because now I see college graduates at the temp agencys

you coming to gregg's camden outlet on saturday?

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

need their entry withdrawn for voting fraud asap

BLYAT

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the holocaust but for real

maybe

Damn looks like she's no longer an incel. Congrats.

I think the dumbest reason I left college was because I was learning nothing and doing a major i hated. My dad paid for me to study accounting but wouldn't let me study being a doctor or engineer.

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

mad how she's heavier and shorter than me
that arse must have some serious weight behind it

Tell your dad to do one

God there's fat in the ass region but there's no ass. It just doesn't work like that

Oh no! Not the Eurovision song contest!!!

Honestly who gives a flying fuck

ashwaganda, paracetamol, codeine, aspirin, ibuprofen and a hayfever tablet down the hatch
going to sleep like a baby tonight

He told me I was being a bitch for saying that I didn't want to do something I found boring and won't secure me a job. Now I am waiting to start trade school but hey my life is practically over

meanwhile cronem just chiefing earth's herb

It was still nothing against the power of the filipino twink

he knew you weren't smart enough for those but that accountant was still ok

gay pride?

Is he one of the "cronem"?

mad how you can just lie about your name and so long as no one ever asks for identification they'll believe you

hopefully like one of lucy letby's charges

uh oh stinky

I was actually smart enough to be a doctor and engineer the problem is that I also got shoved into rehab

JOE BIDEN
WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN WAKE UP

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God bless those SEA jungle zesters

no one cares, shut the fuck up
why do you think anyone gives a shit
shut the fuck up

cope

Goo on Prash, remember to be a gentle husband and a generous lover and she'll let you use your panis to your hearts content both will be very happy yes

Based
Exterminationist National Socialisn

rorke still salty the slag girls came 19th

thought prostate cancer was a meme cancer everyone survives

jeezy own half of atlanta

what are you on about
fuck up

why is it that mcdonalds attracts handsome people while burger king caters to uggos

Most prostate cancers are slow and treatable, but a small percentage are aggressive.

wait there are nazis in this thread

My life would have been better if I went to college because I would have had a high paying job and not be a loser. Most people usually get a career and complete college by 25

all my niggas nazis
nigga heil hitler

well, right, that's all nice and well, but i'm compelled to stress the fact that the illegal small boat cronem are now getting their leaky pg tips polished by eager 3 pm katies

and gays
miracle the thread survives really

stress eating

grow up

Where would you even aim your cock

just seen a brown fanny

LOL timmy's wife

reckon arse cancer must be the single most embarrassing way to go

its hard to find jobs round these parts

gf literally winces every time I call her puss her CUNT
she makes this face as if she just smelt off milk
she prefers pussy because it's cute but I prefer cunt because it's all vulgar and nasty

I have a sick joy in making her make that face

straight to the A baby

A few days ago i wrote a review stating that i didn't liked this fragrance, BUT i decided to give it one more chance and OH MY GOD i admit that i have changed in a very radical way my opinion about this scent, i dont know what happened to me when i first sprayed this that i didn't liked it, i dont know if it was my body chemistry at the moment or that i was recovering from a terrible cold/flu that my nostrils were not in the mood for the smell of this beauty, but now IM IN LOVE WITH IT, I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. Its a very elegant and sexy smell, its a very masculine rose not a feminine one, and along with the spices it creates a very pleasing, manly, elegant, sophisticated, soft and strong scent at the same time. This fragrance is for elegant ocassions, suit and tie, and tuxedo, i consider it a very formal scent,for the office if you work in an elegant place, for weddings, diplomatic receptions, opera, elegant dinners,and for dating that special someone.This one is not casual and not for the teenager crowd, i think the age range for this juice is for men 25 and up that are classy and have style, not for guys who love shorts and flip flops..... It is one of the best rose scents ive ever had, and also i found some kind of a middle eastern or persian touch with this scent, perhaps it is the combination of the spices with the rose that give it that vibe. It projects very well, it lasts on my skin for about 8 to 10 hours and moderate sillage. This one is great in all seasons but it performs great during winter and summer, specially in the night..
Great work from Mathilde Laurent, i think this flanker is great, for me the original Declaration made by Jean Claude Ellena and this Declaration d'un soir are the best of the Declaration line. Well done Cartier...
I give this one 10/10............ 10/10..........

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more humiliating than auto-asphyxiation?

im always watching rorke

ever shag her up the arse?

John McAfee

Declaration d'un soir

might buy that now

I call my bf's arsehole his mancunt desu

um

Crashing in the polls after the local elections

Ukrainian rentboy allegations

Coke addiction

it’s over

Poowong
Nonceton
Troon Knob
Get out and see the world

The Asian Fanny

Shan't

Love, love, love the original Encre Noire, even if I mostly only wear it for arson sprees or when Lord Summerisle decrees that the islanders light a sacrificial wicker man.

Not so keen on À l'Extrême. Not so keen on the waxy side of the elemi. I think that's receding with use though.

This is lovely, and yeah, it's like an Encre Noire Fraiche or whatever. It almost reminds me of a million fragrances based on that lemonade-like freshie use of citrus with vetiver and/or ginger--Issey Sport and the 2008 Dior Homme Sport spring to mind, along with ye olde Guerlain Vetiver--but here the lavender bursts in near the start of the party (more than in the Dior, I think, although it's years since I smelt that), yelling at me to shut up and show some respect. The cashmeran and musk bring a kind of soft, enveloping, almost creamy texture familiar from the original, but here the zingier top notes keep the overall effect much leaner and probably more restrained, or at any rate more upbeat and less brooding. (The cypress, by the way, is immediately reminiscent of the original, and contributes to the lift here as well as to the base.) Actually I'm reminded of the rich bubbly treat that is Barr's Cream Soda, even though that doesn't smell like this; as much as the citrus cuts through the base here, the base seems to thicken the citrus.

This is another fantastic Encre Noire study in relative minimalism and is sure to be one of my favourites for much of the warmer half or three-quarters of the year.

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it made a big difference

same

nah he was on the beat more or less until his last year

Is there going to be a /brit/ summer meetup?

leading the fight against white genocide and cultural marxism from my rancid, evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

And there are literally 0 downsides lol

If you're a fatty and not on these drugs like ozempic then youre a mong

What a great scent Declaration de Cartier is. I simply love the opening and the drydown of this fragrance. Its elegant, refined and classy. I get a very soft elegant citrus and most of all at least to my nose what i get the most is the woody note of cedar and spices, lots of spices. The performance is very good in this one and the woody notes remind me of those old wooden pencils we used in school as kids specialy when you sharpened them. Its a very FRENCH scent thanks to the nice "sweat" smell this juice projects because of the spices... Its a very complex bouquet that i love with a passion. Cartier never, NEVER dissapoints me...
Great sillage, longevity and projection..I give this one 10/10
Age group: 25 and up
Versatility : Smart casual and suit and tie...
Good in the winter, spring , fall and summer nights !!

ozempic is grim

Trump is just as fucking bad now, he goes on random tangents that devolve into wordsalads whenever he speaks now just like your grandad with dementia

we meet up every day when we hop on the '/rit/ xx

I hope so :D

my grandad was my age I am now in 1967
plenty of time for me

met an indian fella who's turning his son into a proper incel.
won't let him use a screen for anything, he's only allowed to read books and play piano. he's not even allowed to read fiction. he just reads encyclopaedias all day.

can't get it in the UK

is 'fucking screaming in a fat n***** face' lad in?

Yes lad. Monty Pyke. Friday 6th June, 7pm.

due to woke

could be worse

Yes you can lmao, NHS even prescribes it for mega-hambeasts. Anyone else BMI >25 can pay for it, like £200 a month

Funny as it sounds… I really like this masterpiece cologne. Every time I smell this, I have no idea why. It would or does remind me how Jack is with Rose at the dinner table getting to know everyone, during the titanic days. That’s just how I envisioned it.

(patrick bateman profile pic)

What's the most punk thing you've ever done?

I am going to the gregg's camden outlet at lunchtime on saturday
feel free to come along

he will go far in life. further than us.

cheat on a video game!

should have a shower

New

tails never fails

The OFFICIAL new as it were

Off by one

it's over

Gone to punk gigs and stage dived