Nordicism edition
/brit/
I prefer Children With Cancer by Random Chance
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Little Debbie wants to feel like a real woman at least once before the tumours spread again
you must have posted this exact bait genuinely 20+ times at this point you fucking freak please get a life
alright god botherers, EXPLAIN AFRICA
that's what I thought
Every cyclist I've known has been emotionally stunted. Once knew a cyclist in his 50s that cycled to work 30 miles every day. He was clearly a nonce.
Good morning Hull
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wtf
knew this dave guy who liked rugby and he was a nonce that's why you need to grow up if you like rugby
just made another fine addition to my shart wall
lol this gimp knows many cyclists
This christcuck who's always getting mad about atheists has to be the saddest person on /brit/.
Most people don't participate in sports over the age of 30. They're too busy having children, getting married, reaching the top of their careers. Not cycling around in the woods like a child. Grow up
This christcuck who's always getting mad about atheists has to be the saddest person on /brit/.
in his 50s that cycled to work 30 miles every day
and healthier than most posters here
SHE WAS ABUSHIVE TO THE STAAAAFF
This christcuck who's always getting mad about atheists has to be the saddest person on /brit/.
Yeah but he's a nonce and a cyclist
What even is a cyclist? Someone who ... cycles? You realise there are way too many fucking people with bikes to conclude anything about them? It's like trying to talk about "people who eat sandwiches".
never met a depressed christian before. curious...
just come to the harrowing realisation that this isnt even a gimmick you genuinely believe this shite dont you
the lad here seems to be in a constant state of rage, doesn't seem very happy
fucking hell rattled the cyclist runt cage this morning didnt i hahahahaha
Well done retard, you now realise religion developed as an easy cure for the problems of life. Took you a while to realise it's a form of cope.
Atheists really be out there thinking life is pointless and topping themselves only to end up in eternal hellfire kek
They flexed so hard on me.
you never meet anyone diego you cave dwelling goblin kek
I don't even own a bike, just it bizarre how you grouped it with anime and porn lmao
utter waste of time labelling a poster as the biggest loser here. it's like going into a sewer and trying to find the biggest poo.
Not really mate. Everybody knows the personality that is adjacent or comes with the type that cycles. Most men will never get in to lycra and bounce around on a rubber cycling seat pushing in to their bumhole and cycle around the city. A particular man with a particular view of the world and lifestyle does things like that.
The same man (y).
realises religion is a cure for the problems of life
still an atheist
t. hits the bottle and smokes weed to numb away the pain every night. see you tonight for your sunday night sadpost xx
you could have said stereotypical cycling enthusiast then, because the majority are literally just riding their bikes to get to places
tell me you're not an anglican without telling me you're not an anglican
bounce around on a rubber cycling seat pushing in to their bumhole
you should take up cycling
burn the French.
Say what you want about cyclists, those modified e-bikes look mental
tried the new big smoke burger from wetherspoons yesterday and its genuinely one of the best burgers ive ever had. got a pint with it for £11 or something love wetherspoons
kids and young adults maybe in cities, but we're talking about adults. Have kids on your mind often do you?
you wouldn't happen to be... you know... *stretches my eyelids sideways*
hmm let's see, Anon Babble's /brit/, one of the most deranged, depressed cesspits on the entire internet is full of christians who hate atheists and apparently bicycles, and this should somehow convince me that atheism and cycling is bad and that i must stay away from these things so i can be happier and more fulfilled
christcucks and blacks holding hands in heaven singing gay choir songs
Pink shirt and gray pants and backpack.
If I were witherspoons I genuinely would get my marketing team to post on /brit/
looking back at pics from the brit meetup at the mile castle last year
fuck up big bender boy bike theory
why are atheistmongs so demonic? even their cult leader richard dawkins changed his mind after realising how autistic atheists are lmfao
You don't look English.
Only libtards ride bikes
fluorescent teethed lesbians
atheist cyclist mong getting buried alive here
Mean.
im an athiest but recognise the spasticity of many atheists and i rarely even think about it
its like regular black people vs niggers
you're one of those political people who decide what they can and can't do based on party alignment
like electric cars were gay but when elon musk started selling them they are now manly and cool
very sad
skinny jean + bare ankles = twat
9AM
fedora mongs vs religion mongs are at it again
fuck's sake no cares about your bickering
dont respond to my post again
outing yourself as an atheist and a cyclist
Same.
where's rorke?
Well we've got a full house of mongs today, shan't be wasting my day here. Enjoy your religion, bike, and poo discussions.
Don't like it? Fuck off back to /latino/ or whatever Brazil's thread is
take it as a cue to do something better with your time
Nah I've not got one either not ridden a bike since I was about 14.
GOD'S NOT REAAAAL
*opens the throttle on my fat tyre e-bike and does an uncontrolled wheelie into a brick wall*
*rapes your arse on your way out*
me?
new here? you don't know who the brazil flag is do ya?
errr yeah im really going to listen to an atheist cyclist looooooool
the poo delusion by richard screamings
doesn't answer my question does it you slippery chinaman
what on earth was diego thinking with that hat
Rorke on the left
Envy breeds contempt, that's why you're all full of hate towards women and bikers.
Bonk
*watches you as you continue to post*
poo cycling the tour de arse
ah yes envious of paki women atheist cyclists lmfaooooo
Put it in her vagina.
it's the same retard having discussions with himself through his multiple personalities
enjoying witnessing the christcuck meltdown on a sunday morning when he should be in church
Nietzsche drove to town on a bicycle before he started screaming god's dead lol
It's funny how religious mongs are full of talk but they've never proven the existence of God
srbgatiub
What?
atheist niggas havin lisps
if god is real why did he condemn you to an incel life in your smelly bedroom where you chat shit about atheists? check mate
I thought Christianity was dead in Great Britain?
Right, well that’s them done now isn’t it
thus spokey zarathustra
It is. Go to a church and you'll see only blacks (mostly Nigerians), pensioners, and a couple of younger white people going through a phase thinking they'll get their trade wife this way.
isles
plenty of blacks go to church
Do you need proof its raining outside or do you look out the window?
enjoying witnessing the christcuck meltdown on a sunday morning when he should be in church
right thats enough. i'm off for the mid morning mass hosted by noel edmonds at wembley
zarathustra
ent that the space jumanji film ?
Projection post
He's doing pretty well at the age of 94 isn't he
thus even zarathustra another time loser could believe in you
Oh. My God... The Daily. Mail?
Yes I am one of those religious people who's trying to get a trad wife by going to church
trade wife
I can see rain with my own eyes. Where can I see God with my own eyes?
awful tragedy unfolding in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
christcucks on their deathbed being greeted with nothing but unending black void instead of their 72 virgins or whatever the fuck
Yeah the one where the adult version of him fucks the babysitter
oh right britain is mostly pakis now I forgot, they're talking about allah and all that
No but you're the freak that thinks everybody in the world is as cynical and depressed as you.
open third eye
XD
By reading scripture dumb dumb
Are you posh?
you're a bit dim aren't you mate lmao
close brown eye
wasnt that their sister
don't know what to do with myself
all this free time and I just wait to go back to work
about 56% correct, this post
Rorke is bringing it back
if they're wrong they won't be greeted with anything
pascal's wager innit
i accept your concession
play dark souls 3
where are you lads getting these fedoras from im creasing
nearly all of those are black
religion
Blood must be spilled in this case.
*slams your head into the wall*
i accept your concussion
fizzy raspberry grapefruit peach lemonade
love cycling me
*sigh*... i just have no zest for life anymore...
those polls showing a rise in churchgoers are misleading because half of the respondents were muslim and the actual questionnaire actually said "or other place of worship".
of all the things going on in britain at the moment you choose to spend your time and energy on attacking Christianity. curious...
churchgoing is a recession indicator
don't like this post, please delete it
This is a good post, I've screenshotted it and added it to my collection, if you don't mind
just opened my brown eye and released brown sludge
grow up
umm if you actually read the thread you'll see it's christmong having his usual sunday morning meltie over atheists and dawkins
5k run completed
is Christianity even in the top 50 concerns in modern britain?
might go to one of those jehovah's churches and pick up a weird bird
yeah
5k bums completed
So if I read Harry Potter then Harry Potter becomes a real wizard? Dumb fuck
Running, like cycling, is gay. Everybody knows the personality that is adjacent or comes with the type that runs. Most men will never get in to lycra and bounce around on colourful running shoes around a city. A particular man with a particular view of the world and lifestyle does things like that.
Just read the thread and all I see is atheistmong going mental that Christ was mentioned, many such cases
hope your muscles all seize up at once
close
Do you have a learning disability?
What about those guys I see jogging side by side with their hot wives
have some grace and say thank you Jesus Christ for not having to work today
a prefab gel
or
fable grape
or
gap reply
or
paler gyp
corr
Simple fact though is that he doesn't exist
You’ve buggered 5,000 men?
House
think I will do the opposite of whatever you lot do just knowing what a bunch of a sad losers you are
leftymong listing The Royal Family and Christianity as the top concerns for Britain in 2025
and not a hair under
shift
Does anyone enjoy these? Would much prefer a solid milk chocolate bar.
MAMA
nonce
The Royal Family
I'm not British but if I were then this would actually be one of my top concerns, since it is a massive and unnecessary waste of tax dollars
ground
thicko
Want to tell the chubby wife I wanna eat her arse out but haven't the heart to tell her
Gods real
end of
forgot about her
Not that I'm aware of, but maybe you do. Are you unable to understand the point I'm making? It's a very simple point.
parked in central london this morning to run an errand in a zone with no non-permit holder parking and got back into the car just as the parking warden turned into the road, done him like a kipper I have, not today patawayo
I see it but they will rob me..
in my current phase of sitting on my arse and doing fuck all for months until my sciatica become unbearable and i then obssess over going to the gym and stuff for a few months before getting sick of it and going back to sitting on my arse
So if I read Harry Potter then Harry Potter becomes a real wizard
gonna steal this one
I LOVE BRITISH CULTURE
I LOVE RUBY WAX
Maybe you should try religion. God will help you with your sciatica.
always feel fucking filthy after morning sex
You haven't made any point. You responded to my point. I think this proves you have a learning disability, or that yank mind virus disease thing where you are incapable of following the argument
combine
doing your errand then leaving immediately
it's you that got done, you cuck
Name?
cataclysmic poo brewing
the third eye is the japs eye
This lad is a runner and he has a wife and kids
What?
ching chong ting tong
maybe get him to wear a condom
toast for me my lad
I guess you're not able to understand my very simple point then
Just because a character is in a book, that doesn't make the character real
You don't make sense you stupid bastard lime fucking twat piece of shit. You are a cow. Devil.
yjn vapid white women are fawning over this
too much information, tmi
ROIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FACKING RWOAD
hang around in central london illegally parked for no reason when I have things to do back at home instead
yes what a smart thing to do
It was a reference to
for you it is :(
umm if you actually read the thread you'll see it's christmong having his usual sunday morning meltie over atheists and dawkins
Sir Mohamed Farah
Bald men exhume confidence so naturally.
holy fuck
just seen a knob
rorkes cock
mu
What??
Reject the lies, lad. Religions are lies.
bbc
So you don't understand the difference between fiction and non-fiction? Jesus was a real person dumb dumb, you won't find many atheists who contest that
sucking jesus' willy in church
mousenonce put it away for christs sake
The horse.
atheistmong listening to a retard in a wheelchair again lmfao
tfw most handsome and racist lad on /brit/
any of your da's do that coughing in the morning?
fat and i mean ffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT women
Jesus was a real person
That doesn't mean he was divine, dumb fuck
Stephen Hawking was one of the top professors at Cambridge. Much smarter than you
Reject the lies, lad. Religions are lies.
religion is based on authority
mental how right now this second there are thousands and thousands of nigerians in shiny suits levitating around black churches in this country
What?
I love god I love christ I don't care about the dumb arguments you have because it's very boring and stupid
That doesn't mean he was divine, dumb fuck
And scripture proves he was divine, going to cry paki woman?
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how does it feel to go to hell for a random unfunny post on Anon Babble
I didn't want to see Celtic.
that wasn't jesus' willy, jesus doesn't exist
I don't give a fuck.
to be honest the way this atheistmong conducts himself on here and speaks to people, its no wonder he's a cynical depressed shut-in and he's latched on to le science and le logic as a mask or a means of maintaining control of his life.
Yes
You're genuinely a moron
the katies are waking up with their hymens bashed to smithereens
A religious debate? In a Sunday morning? Tssk tssk. You should all be in church.
why do you type so stilted and autistic
anything good to do with my life?
Don't steal my shit.
wank
No more runt cage rattling, now
grow up
wonder if a chimp could fire a gun with his feet
why would anyone here be able to give you a good answer
Gay freak shit
got kojak on
Hmm I wonder
Yeah?
you're doing it here too kek
good thread edition
on a side-note, wish i had an automatic car tbqh as i’m annoyed by the stick
WHO LOVES YA BABY?!
Lana Del Rey Enjoys a Beach Day Before Pausing Festival Performance to Search for Missing Vape
she's just like me
what a body
imagine
*sits in the corner of the thread playing with my toys*
yh
sir gay bummer
same but ricest
she took ozempic and got a facelift now she looks skinny and bony and kind of scary :(
this guy seems like a bit of a nutcase
Flying out for the 100 man Candice gangbang
Class
got my shrivelled little cock out
*bows down and inspects it*
quite tiny isn’t it
Growing a big bushy beard haha
crusty jugglers
based im a columbo chad but appreciate a kojak once in a while
no luck catching them killers then
fuck sake going to have to put hot fuzz on again now arent i
vocaroo.com
man had extramarital activities
it's for the greater good
CRUSTY JUGGLERS
i was thinkin of a different shop
what you watching mate
I’m a different poster you moron
this nigga replying to a 28 minute old post lmao
Incels can fuck off though
Chance is Scottish.