Mango edition.
previously:
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
back from church
i prayed for forgiveness and mercy
Congratulations Journalism on a race well won!!
Are you building a caterham or what? That classic caterham green is sexy af
No I'm gonna build the mkv factory five roadster once the tariffs are dropped. You probably heard on the fake news that we dropped all of them but we didn't yet.
Hey, it was nice meeting you too! You seemed really sweet, but I just didn't feel that spark. But I hope you find the right person for yourself soon! Good luck!
I think i saw your thread. Those are sweet
huh?
I'm a sexless chud
i've asked a lot of women out and that's how it goes most of the time. sometimes they just don't even bother responding.
this literally happened to me yesterday
since the common denominator is you, maybe you're the problem?
I don't like the term "incel", but yeah that's pretty much what I am. I'm fucking terrible at talking to people.
which board has the most handsome people?
realistically Anon Babble
what did you do wrong
i can't do first dates. i barely get any words out
you're not an incel. you just lack the skills to charm them
he takes her out in new york town
The closest I ever got to sex was this one time a hot girl randomly decided to sit next to me in class and started teasing me. I have no idea what she was trying to do
Wanted one since I was a kid and now I happen to have some money and space. It's gonna happen boys.
you're making such a spectacle, thinking with your testicles
I'm just an awkward nervous weirdo and it shows. We were having an ordinary conversation about ordinary things, but I was having trouble keeping it going, and I'm pretty sure my hands were shaking.
thinking about giving myself a cool nickname, like shades
I mostly lift weights because it makes me feel superior to normalfags even though I am a literal autist
yep
you need to not put any pressure on yourself trying to impress the hoes
just be friendly first and text her serious stuff later
I only get hired at places on the verge of bankruptcy
why are you nervous?
I remember i posted my face on Anon Babble once and one guy said something like "you look like a bosnian war criminal" and it got like 30 keks
Honestly, I'm not even sure. Usually I can talk to girls just fine without any problems. It's only in certain situations that I get shaky.
I think it might have to do with the way I approached her. She was sitting at a table at a bar with her friends, and I just walked up and said "excuse me", and started talking with her. That doesn't really feel like the "correct" way to approach a woman, but if I hadn't done it, I likely never would have been able to talk to her at all.
Do mangos grow anywhere in the US? Florida?
Yes, mangoes grow in the United States, primarily in tropical and subtropical regions where the climate is warm enough to support their cultivation. The main areas in the US where mangoes are commercially or successfully grown include:
- Florida: Mangoes are grown in South Florida, particularly in Miami-Dade, Lee, and Palm Beach counties. The region's warm, humid climate and drained soils are ideal for mango cultivation. Florida produces a variety of mango cultivars, such as 'Tommy Atkins,' 'Kent,' and 'Keitt.' The season typically runs from May to September, with some variation depending on the cultivar and weather. Homestead, in Miami-Dade County, is a hub for mango production, and the state even hosts events like the Mango Festival at Fairchild Tropical Garden.
- Hawaii: Hawaii is another significant mango-producing state, with cultivation on islands like Oahu, Maui, and the Big Island. The climate is highly suitable, and both commercial and backyard mango trees are common. Hawaiian mangoes include varieties like 'Haden' and 'Pirrie.'
- California: Limited mango production occurs in Southern California, particularly in areas like Coachella Valley and San Diego County, where microclimates are warm enough. However, production is much smaller compared to Florida and Hawaii due to cooler winters and less consistent heat.
- Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands: While not mainland US, these territories also grow mangoes extensively due to their tropical climates.
In Florida specifically, mangoes thrive in the southern parts because temperatures rarely drop below freezing, which is critical since mango trees are sensitive to frost. Home gardeners and commercial growers alike cultivate mangoes, and the state’s agricultural extension services provide resources on best practices, such as protecting young trees from cold snaps or managing pests like anthracnose.
. Would you like tips on growing mangoes or details on specific varieties suited for Florida?
New pads and rotors
Can't wait to beat on them
Have to do all the suspension bits soon which will be nice
I saw Justin Trudeau at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Coffee Crisps in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
What did you learn
Why are women so easily manipulated by suggestion
I go to peoples funerals so they will come to mine
Women are hiveminded and will do things to fit in with a group
Men prefer blondes
how can a dead person come to your funeral?
jesus told us to love everyone equally with all our heart and soul. to truly love someone is to not love them during their best but when they're at their worst
Has anyone taken adderall? How many times did you take it before you noticed it was working?
I'm not sure why, but I've never been particularly drawn to blondes. I used to view them as shallow, unintelligent, overly confident, entitled, or having a 'princess complex.' However, for reasons I can't quite explain, I've recently felt more attracted to them. I'm wondering if it’s because they seem more fun and outgoing
Good boy
I really want to build a caterham. Big fan of the duratec engine and caterhams are pretty moderately priced to build and maintain for what they are
I took Ritalin, and I definitely felt more relaxed, confident, and focused. It's called a 'study drug' for a reason. Consider taking it if you want to improve your academic performance and excel on your tests.
It would take me about 2 weeks of daily doses if I hadn't been taking it for awhile
I'm a wristcel
there may be hope bros
Why can Americans not use a knife and fork?
Wdym
What's the best Kanye West song
good morning
fried garlic is one of the most flavorful things in the known universe
spear the food with the fork in left hand
cut with knife in right
put the fork with food on in mouth
It's really that simple but I see Americans cutting with forks and using them as spoons.
oi m8, you gots a loicense for that knoif?
Why can't the japs use knives
American occupation
switch hands just to use the knife
I know it's technically correct but it makes no sense whatsoever. Just use the knife in the left hand and you don't need to muck about switchings hands ever
maybe becoming a prettyboy would work
You don't need to switch anything if you just hold one in one hand and one in the other, left handed people would use the fork in right and knife in left.
remember cocolevio 1 2 3
If you don't need a knife for soft foods why would you bother? Obviously for tougher stuff you still need one
Because forks are made for poking not slicing or scooping. You could use a spoon if it's that soft.
Ive got this crucifix hanging above the front door of my house
I was born catholic you see
Hope this disspels the conspiracy theories of me being a Muslim
You
You got what I need
she had 9/10 pants and a VERY BIG BRA
Buenas dias faggoritos
Pic related
I said how do you like the show she said i was very amused
Some jet ski thing going on
This dude is looking sharp
My souls!
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
My Mazda has a duratec. I imagine if this car was 1000 pounds lighter it would absolutely rip
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
If girls are not literally drooling, ripping off your clothes, begging for your seed no matter the circumstances, prostrating themselves before you as you walk, sucking the semen out of your penis despite your protestations, and generally forcing you to have sex with them no matter the cost, you are simply not training hard enough. I don’t make the rules. This is the end goal of our project. To be such a superior physical specimen in comparison to what we call a mere “human being” that no matter the level of autism we may have been born with or ingrained, being a virgin or dying without children is not an option for us. It would be as if the whole world, inspired by our beauty, has conspired against us that we may reproduce and thus populate the next generations with our splendor.
Good moanin'
But a fork can do all three things in some situations.ike pancakes
If you're right handed you would use the fork in your right hand. But if you were to use a knife, it is technically proper to then switch hands. I don't know why you would do that, there's no good reason to do so
I think I'm fucked, this was with a hooker
its whatever, just dont mention its a hooker just say its a girl you met on tinder
you brought a hooker to your moms house?
I live with my mom
yeah I guess
Why is your mom worried about the woman being in her room?
youtube.com
SHE ROLLIN SHE GRINDAN
Fun fact the duratec was originally designed by mazda. A refined na duratec in an mx-5 or especially something as light as a caterham is a blast and pretty inexpensive
why do you have to resort to hookers? why don't you get a girlfriend?
i wanna live in us
I want a polish gf
nainnainnain lift luft baalons
i can be your gf
Perhaps we can find a way to do both
How good do you look in a wig and dress, pole bro?
are you a girl(female)?
i used to crossdress for fun when i was 17 with my femboy friend and he said i looked hot
I wish I could just fuck around and do nothing for like 500 years to get it out of my system and then I'll start a serious career
i used to crossdress for fun when i was 17 with my femboy friend
Men prefer blondes
i love hot blonde and blue eyed girls
I vastly prefer my own kind (brown/black haired brown eyed olive skinned mediterranean women)
why does a fucking dishwasher job ask for references
You need experience to get experience.
A pet is really easy to keep happy. Food water socialization. Why are humans so different?
Hookers, OR living at your mom's house. If you do both at once you look like a completely worthless dreg of humanity. Time for you to start redirecting your whore money into rent money.
participation in human society is a thinly veiled popularity contest hidden behind the pretenses of:
skills/abilities (very few workplaces are meritocracy based), morality (nobody actually cares about right or wrong LMAO), religion (churches are just social clubs with special game rules). its all nonsense. either you get something out of it or you get raped and probably never figure out why
My english is bad and I'm brown
Just because. You can leave it blank or just list your mom. They really don't give a fuck. The boomer method still works for restaurants and some other low paying jobs. Literally just walk into the store say you wanna start working and ask to talk with the manager. They will absolutely interview and give you the job right there on the spot. Like 99% of the time. I did this all throughout my early 20s and it never failed. Works at pretty much any low prestige, high workload, low pay customer oriented job pretty much. They have an extremely high turnover rate and being able to pass a piss test automatically puts you at the top 5% of applicants (assuming they even have any other applicants). The mere fact that you care enough to show up in person will make them assume you're either disciplined and high motivation or at least desperate enough to actually show up to your shifts. The application is just a formality. They don't read it.
Should I have some mutton pulao today or what boys
I am a brown person of hispanic descent and my english is bad
My love for women will be my ruin
Yes
If you knew you had to die, which season would you prefer to die in? I think for me either spring or summer. But then I also really love fall too. But winter seems more fitting since it's gloomy. Idk man I enjoy all the seasons too much to determine which one I'd want to be my last
Fine, just don't break any laws or vote. That's all I ask
you'd be surprised how many people can't
be at a location when requested
follow simple instructions
because drugs, mental illness, dysfunction. it's funny, if you tack on
know a specific skill
a lot of industries literally can't fill their worker requirements because everyone who knows the skill either wants better pay or pisses hot on every drug test
I voted republican in 2020 because I an an edgelord, I regret it anyway
Crisp
Please use this picture I took for the next thread. Thanks.
Just actually interact with them enough beyond a superficial level and your love wi quickly fade. No one who invests even a little bit of time contemplating women has very high thoughts regarding them. Try looking at them as objectively as you can. Remove physical attractiveness from them and you will recoil at the true nature that you observe.
That election was stolen.
in awe of the size of the log i dropped in the bowl
have to go to rehab tomorrow
I say NOOO NOOO NOOOO
t. satan
its an amy winehouse song, dumb zoomer
These are my neighbors Methany and Methaniel
*gay millennial voice*: Its an amy winehouse song, dumb zoomer
Nigga on my 600lb life wearing his hat for surgery lol
Why are going to rehab for?
silver alert alert on my phone
the fuck am I supposed to do, manhandle a grown man?
I'm a psycho rapist. I want to grab you and rape you until you lose your mind. I wish I had a barbed penis like a cat so I could rip up your asshole while I was doing it. I want your mother to watch and I want her to be completely mentally broken by your rape. Then when you have nothing I'll smash your skull into the floor until it's unrecognizable
I want to take everything from you. I hate you, you personally, with a kind of deep seated hate that's more than a mere emotion. It's a spiritual hate. Like the hate anyone has for deformity.
I want to take everything from you and I will not feel remorse
Ugh daddy yass
And by the way my name is Jeremy and I seem normal
Why are the Orioles bad? They were good for a bit there
sybau
traded one of their best pitchers and I think their best bat?
there’s really no point in doing anything if you don’t have friends
i game and masturbate regardless of friends or not
if you don't have friends there's a point in making new ones
Gavin Newsoms family
Notice anything?
Average republican family is a black man with a blonde white women and half black children baka....
I can't find (You)s anywhere
Hot wife
Average republican family is a black man with a blonde white women
what?
whats that tiny dog on the right, looks like a miniature husky
im gonna keep that thought to myself
I have a few ideas of what your thought may have been
That implies the worth of your experiences come solely from the peripheral experiences of the people around you, which is very selfless. Selfless to the point of completely removing any agency or importance from your own existence, which is kind of nihilistic
If there's one thing evangelical Republicans love more than israel its blacks on blondes
Don't care about your cuck shit he's a bad governor
yfw
you need to go outside and touch some grass instead of posting your cuck fantasies on /cum/ my guy
Even California libs don't like Newsome
It's over for the Dems if he becomes their main candidate in 2028
umm.. wtf?
Even California libs don't like Newsome
lol
lmao even
What a shame. Why do teams do this to themselves in pro sports? It's not like the MLB has a salary cap
My poor grandma watches every Orioles game, she deserves to see them win it all one more time in her life!
wanted more assets because the rest of the team was underperforming. Which sucks because they met the rangers in the wild card(who went on to win the WS iirc) so they tried to restructure and fucked up their strengths
would you a belgian merchant navy sailor?
i need a woman i can be extremely distant from, basically never see or talk to, but who loves me anyway
you better off asking which women i wouldn't have sex with
Patrice O'Neal said men want to be left alone without being alone
feel no attraction to girls <6
too ugly for >7s
It's over for me.
alll I ask for is a woman that isnt fat and is happy to see me
is that so much to ask?
just stop being ugly lol
Rachel Zegler is not attractive
Older daughter is trouble
looks like a brat
She looks like a hammerhead shark
Playing Uncharted 2.
might just watch classic spongebob
tomb raider for brainlets and normies(tautology)
-Why did the ship break its masts against a bridge?
-Because it was being operated by Mexicans.
Debating whether to go to the gym or a lindywalk
new genetic testing confirms that ashkenazi jews are just italians
I heard it was a MAST casualt event
guys say vinegar without the vi
foids are so funny
good afternoon gentlemen
Fucking women is simp behavior, you are pleasuring a p*ssy and risking 18 years of wallet rape
Wtf is a lindywalk
Yeah, real Chads have sex with other men
Yeah, real Chads have sex with other men
Link to the study?
women are so retarded they will willingly pay money to become gigamanlet hairlet genetic dead ends
why did god make me ugly AND poor AND autistic AND stupid AND balding AND he gave me sciatica. what exactly was he playing at here
Well it's easy to understand when you realize that God isn't real
good thing happen
BLEZED
bad thing happen
MIZTERIOUS WAYS :DDDD
at least you're alive bitch
At least you aren't all of those things plus living in South Sudan
fuckin love mangoes
you were a shithead in a past life and reincarnated as a fucked up fucker
back from b&n
banneden
What did he mean by this
How do you eat them? I tried doing it like an apple but there's all this weird hard shit in the middle and the skin is inedible
bro literal monkeys figure this shit out
barnes and nobles, you dum dum
I'd trade balding and sciatica for being born in the USA
I'd rather be a Chad in Brazil than current me in the USA
penis
when i see picture of a dimepiece it makes me sad because i’m too ugly to be loved by such a woman but then i think why does it even matter she’s assuredly as much of an annoying bitch as any other woman, probably even more so. i want this woman solely because of how her face looks which makes me shallow and if a pretty girl ever did like me it would be by a lack of shallowness on her part and a woman who likes a man for his personality regardless of how he looks would not like a man with a personality that’s shallow. and these dimes are always with equally handsome guys so they obviously didn’t think this deep about it if you’re good looking you hook up with someone good looking. but when you’re ugly you can’t ever make yourself attracted to someone that’s as ugly as you are. i guess it’s biological like how peacocks with the biggest plumes get the most peapussy and in a similarly circular fashion people are attracted to good looking faces because they’ll give you good looking kids who will grow up to be attractive and spread your genes even though having a square jaw doesn’t do any more for your survivability than having a big plume does. or it’s a status thing but even then the status comes from being not ugly and for what reason. why is being ugly the universal evil