scaring the hoes-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
me when a gringo
me after i clock into my shift at the U.S. Bureau of Scaring the Hoes
Aggressive sex with these women
being a mother is the hardest job in the world
And if I told you I drank too much? Then what?
Just be white
pov
Song of the year
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Just Be White is cope for nonwhite incels. I'm white and a virgin at 26
No one outside Anon Babble says this.
I’m talking about as a woman. Just be white and the world will want you.
gn
méxico te quiero mucho
I'd fuck all of them, do doubt, but the short one in the green top and the thicc one in the red dress would be in my harem.
sybau
Lemme see ur fishing license
Love mid white bitches
I prefer Lady Gaga
i've pregamed a martini and a half for a bar event i'm doing with friends. i hope you all have a fun and exciting weekend! or a cozy one. just make sure it's a good one, okay? goodbye /cum/
Im 26 and ive had sex with 3 different girls
I'm white and a virgin at 26
So is everyone in this thread because we're all white and naturally inclined to want to have sex and romantic relationships with white girls. Having sex with brown girls doesn't cure your incelism because they hold no value, especially for other white people.
Doge will turn it into ai
False. I am non of the above,
it's really quite pathetic how much brown men worship white women
it's really quite pathetic how much WESTERN SOCIETY IN GENERAL worship white women
ALL MEN worship white women.
Pulled a bunch of garlic mustard today but it was at a city park that I know uses herbicide so I dunno if I should eat any of them
As far as I know they only use herbicide on tree trunks after cutting but still
"Go outside, and you'll see unattractive men in relationships all the time!"
The vast majority of these relationships are formed because the woman ends up settling for him.
She's not truly physically attracted to the man but to his resources.
Black men love white women far more. Brown men are lying when they say that.
The first rule of being a female is be white/white passing or East Asian. That’s all that matters otherwise you’re worthless and men will treat you like shit
Why would you tell us what everyone already knows?
*Attractive white-looking East Asian
passengers cant drink on boats in canada
megacope
i like it when a woman wears big glasses
Why do white males want everyone to lust for their women?
kids these days... *shakes head*
I had a phase where I liked Japanese girls, and my entire family, along with anyone who asked about my preference, made fun of me for it. They said things like, "Your children will have slanted eyes" and "Inverted pussy."
But you all say Brazil is a multiracial, accepting society fuck a duck
Another boat crashed into a US bridge. This time it was Mexicans and not Injuns
Reading early Christian history's absurd since you'll read about annoyed bishops being inconvenienced when synods are delayed and relocated to North Africa merely because Italy was too busy being sacked by Germanics. It's like watching your country collapse all around you, but the problems are so extensive and so difficult that you just grow apathetic and decide to get swept up in intellectual/religious debate to escape them. It'd be like handling news of your capital city getting sacked by shitposting on Anon Babble.
*cough*
You mean Indians?
I'm emotionally vulnerable, it's a good thing there are no attractive women around to take advantage of me.
IM 31 my count is over my age... brothers. drugs. skip the booze. js
wish roommateberg would stop shutting the door to the terlit after he's done so I have to keep knocking to know if its occupied
sybau
ALSO. GET OFF Anon Babble AND THE COMPUTER IF YOU WANT PUSSY JS YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN IN MOTION. NOT ASKING OTHER PLEBS ABOUT PUSSY ON A website. life will gradually come to you. you must have value. no bitch wants a nigguh sitting at moms house and drinking beer. learning yall
ALSO. GET OFF Anon Babble AND THE COMPUTER IF YOU WANT PUSSY JS YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN IN MOTION. NOT ASKING OTHER PLEBS ABOUT PUSSY ON A website. life will gradually come to you. you must have value. no bitch wants a nigguh sitting at moms house and drinking beer. learning yall
Do girls really talk to each other between stalls when they go to the bathroom?
how would I know?
And then what? Nothing. So stop asking
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HEY IM NOT LYING LOL
call me a nutsack cuh im ballinm so hard
That is bubba thing. Why are you wearing things like that?
maybe you have connections
Ac broke
look at dis DOOOOOOOOOD
Swear I’m starting to see things
<3
Mexico just bombed the brooklyn bridge.
just another week and I get to be back in brazil
renting a room in my place to a coworker for 1700 a month starting next month
people hate twilight sparkle because she's autism-coded
It didn't happen and they deserved it.
DESU catcha couple felonies NEED A DIVING BOARD FOR THIS WATER
a room
$1700
grim
why are you larping as me????????? Thank you
if you scared you scared. bad boys get it all
i damn sure wasnt lurkin chan when neck deep lol
recently spent 8.2k on a new hvac unit. it sucks but it was worth it. crispy 70 while lying in bed right now
be my mommy
Yes.
where am i at now. 2 kids at moms drinking the boooooooze on the channnnnn and guess what. dry affffff
GOTTA GET OUT THERE FELLAS GOD GAVE YOU A WORM TROLL W IT CATCH A FISH
i live on an island where we both work. hes currently renting an apartment with asshole neighbors for 2000 where bridge traffic gives him a 45 minute to sometimes an hour commute despite being like 10 miles away. feel kind of guilty but at the same time im still giving him a deal compared to other rentals on the island and he is happy to leave his current situation. i get half my mortage paid for and lose some peace because it is a pretty small place but hell, at least we share interests and get along
New Yorker Cartoon
HELL YA BRUTHER
Spending my Saturday night putting girl's tumblrs on the wayback machine to see if they posted nudes
Low
Been there
I believe you.
going fly fishing dude boom you got your coffee
DRUGS BROTHER. THE CLEARER THE BETTER
whats a CPA?
Funnyroo
Chartered Professional Accountant
im larping as myself
I dont get it
certified pussie analyzer
Occupied “Israel” is now the size of Monaco and internally divided and surrounded by thousands of small nations. That cures. And we determine the hierarchy of “Israel”. IE, girlist girls get bonus turf.
“Israel” has a long history of being the size of Monaco, that’s how they were before the wars started.
Abundant small nations ends dichotomy.
Also cheers to Indigeniana and Indigenpolis.
certified pedophile apologist
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DIOS MIO!!!!!!
so many people come to this board every single day just to bitch about their lives. i do it too but i have the good grace to do it anonymously in my general and not on the ‘log whilst avatarfagging
WATERSUPPLY
nothing personnel gringo
how/why do I keep getting hangnails
Is this Totally Spies
poor diet + God hates you
Hannibal, our book confirms, tried conquering Italy with pachyderms
thats gunsmith cats, stupidass
Disunity liberates true Yankees
Shout out to Totally Spies.
kek who are you referring to? did Jason make a fagpost again? or a fagthread?
For gringoys and canucks
Same, it's very cute
i asked which state i would like and hate (i've never been to the states)
like
- oregon
- new york
- colorado
- bamondo (i can't spell properly)
hate
- california
- texas
- Florida
- alabama
- Mississippi
am i gay?
Never heard of it
bamondo
Bamondo
yeah thats pretty gay but you're correct about the states you should hate
*chatGPT
my bad
thanks
a second ship has hit the bridge...
my bad
I just don't understand what you are trying to spell lol
Was just saying this
vermont i think?
Canada USA
Why are you two seemingly the only countries in the world that use ducted air conditioning specifically in a residential setting?
To feel that nice cool air
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How much of life is a puzzle game?
yessss is bamondo nice?
Reporting from Sleigh Bells. The opener fucking sucks.
yeah it's very rich
Sleigh Bells? Their first album is actually great, I loved that shit when it came out and still do.
Let me know if Crown On The Ground is as loud live as it is on the album
Fuck I love that song. Ok
Yes, very safe. Lots of homeless people though
I don't want to buy an ac unit because I'm afraid someone will steal it
nothing to watch tonight feel so lonely
You have us
i dont remember obama
I am going to die a virgin.
already lost 17 pounds
20 or 30 more to go
Mexicanons, why did you try to 9/11 the Brooklyn Bridge?
He didn't really do anything crazy besides Obamacare and murdering random brown people with drones
Livid
CJOD-397
this place barely comforts me anymore
There was a lil terrorist attack outside a fertility clinic in Palm Springs, CA today
My FUCKING foam earplugs are expired. FUCK!
why not what's your major malfunction, private?
Damn! She's fine shyt
What would the /cum/ movie be like?
cant explain it, its just the way i FEEL
I'd be the star
schizophrenic yet boring
Footkraut would be the antagonist
If it's so good, why is nobody doing ducted even in new buildings outside of these countries?
Just like David Lynch films
goodfellas
alri sweetie it's ok
Straight story is a masterpiece you fucking brainlet
A subplot would involve one of our posters secretly being a janitor and getting executed for betrayal
Like SAW but the trials are anime girl based
Take that back, Eraserhead is in my top ten films
based
so i want you guys to pick a city for my very first visit to the states
- solo travellers frendly
- safe
- not too expensive
- lots to see
- kind people
which city/state would you recommend?
You can pick a lock but you can't lock a pick
I'm cute
detroit or st louis
Post feet
San Francisco, Chicago, Philadelphia, or Washington DC
that finnish tranny, shahar, the chinese guy that posts bocchi, the sperg that posts about his apprenticeship, probably others. say what you will about jason but he doesn’t whine about his life
Imagine a movie where all the characters are extras you would see in a bar or restaurant scene
bus to Pussyville
Where can I buy a ticket?
you guys are assholes
Miami
what? I gave honest answers
Should I send my car to the scrapyard because of this?
what do you like to do or want to see
Men are disgusting. Do you even realize what women have to cope with and how much fear this generates? It's not a prank
Because of what? I don't see an issue
you need a new combobulator
yes (because of how ugly it is, I presume)
yes take it to the scrapyard so you can pull yourself a new front bumper for 80 bucks then bolt it on
i was raised by faggots and whores
but chatGPT says i would hate florida!?
i love craft beer and other hip shit which i can't find in japan! so portland oregon would be cool but i heard it's full of fent zombies T.T
if you want to visit the states for beer just go to milwaukee
terrible boomer advice
Oregon is cool, but you can stay outside of portland and avoid the freaks. the rest of the state is neat
gooning with the boys on discord
I just fucked spinster where she was on voice call with the Brazilian
Why is it getting stronger?
drunk
Today I met a pretty french girl and it’s almost embarrassing how long I will be thinking about her
say happy birthday to queen vicky
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
go to madison wisconsin, the girls are hotter
no respect i tell ya
hello
Miami
laverne and shirley ahhh
i think i'm gonna brush myh teeth tomorrow
why
Further, Madison Wi is a trillion times better not even comparable it's super safe, nice life quality, white, it's like you're in norway
it is good to clean them every once in a while
need to end my life
I like the new Anne Shirley anime
I'm front fuckin row.
i've never been scared
monday
its jsut anotehr morning
do you like the books?
I downloaded the lastest episode but I have not watched it yet
I need a Minako Aino/Asuka/Lum girlfriend == 9+/10 skinny white girl with blue eyes
bonnie blue is kinda cute
Haven't read them
I mean I've seen people tailgate fuel tankers and cement trucks before. Kind of vehicle a commuter car is going to lose very badly to on contact at any speed. They don't care.
Salem seemed pretty shitty to me but basically everywhere else on 5 and 101 was cool
DO NOT REEDEM
did a bunch of shit in minecraft today
i dont love life
Yeah the 101 is especially cool and all the beach towns are neat. portland is gay no reason to go there just skip it
My entire fuckin chinese horse is a bitch! He farted on my tits!
What's wrong
not too expensive
a different country
This weed pulled me too far down, I need a coffee to balance things out. If the coffee makes feel anxious, then a few beers will balance things out.
I want you to find out everything you can about Kelly Gersh
ive been buying a bunch of camping shit recently
hella expensive
I only went to Portland to cut over to the coast despite knowing people there, could be fun enough for a foreigner but I wouldn't recommend it myself
you dont understand i NEED intoxicants to feel good
a runners high is just as good as any heroin high
FUCK I missed a really promising garage sale advertising fishing and camping gear today
...if you're lucky enough to get it at all
The ducklings hatched
im jealous
brooklyn bridge just collapsed
Fuck.
Lol no the bridge survived and the ship was destroyed
cute
cope bridge lover
Homosexuality is a form of sexism so I should be allowed to fist fight at least one gay person a month.
Finished my nightly duolingo sesh
qtpis <3
one on the right looks ominous like hes planning something
They would kick your ass and embarrass you, just be quiet ok
watchin destiny
Neighbors are having a party and I can tell it's white people because they are listening to ABBA and the Bee Gees and shit like that
for some reason the date on my game console is set to march 10 2012
I snuck into your home just to change that setting on your console
sounds based
then if the beers mellow you out, try coke for a little pick me up
then if you need to relax on the coke you can snort some ketamine
How deep is your love?
(how deep is your love)
How deep is your love???????
hate that fucking song
love that fucking song
MORE THAN A WOMAN
MORE THAN A WOMAN TO MEEE
What??
If you working a job you a bitch
Ain’t never tried to rob you a bitch
Thanks.
The lady in pink wanted it
what if god was one of us
He was
Gun.
N
Made it home safe
Damn. Need to ask Brian for my money back.
She's out of my league.
*gets jiggy with it*
my parents' reaction to that song was funny. they are christian fundamentalists. they weren't sure if it constituted sacrilege or not and whether or not they should turn off the tv or radio when it was playing so as to protect the sanctity of the home and my and my siblings' ears. Other media banned in the household included the ninja turtles cartoon and the simpsons.
A 35 yeat old hag matched me today who is in my league but after having my first hookup today and how genuinely excited i am tk go on an actual intentful date tomorrow, i dont think i wanna fwb anymore
tell her the plastic surgeon did a great job and you can barely tell
not being atheist is pretty stupid
the perfect broad. I bet she has a soothing voice too
I like too much bacon to convert
Looe grandma can get it but i dont think i just wanna fuck her after work til i get an exclusive gf, fucking that girl today made me feel dirty and wrong
You're just an edgy cynic
she's mid how old is she?
fucking that girl today made me feel dirty and wrong
Lol I've fucked a couple 3/10s and it really does feel disgusting for months
I don't want to fuck, I just want to cuddle and have a heartfelt conversation
this is a white american woman? She looks fucking arab
Im gay for nigger dick
Kys
plapjak caught on because it spoke to a very real kind of feel. it's a unique combination of disgust and self loathing, regret, frustration, but also you feel bad for feeling bad because maybe that girl was kind
trash, go with the blonde woman
took too many edibles award
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Comfy
This is how democrats want the whole country to be
eating a PB&J
Fuck off
I don't know what would make me happy
cant wait to take my edibles tomorrow, Ive got cherry turnovers and onion rings on deck
Will she play in the Ring remake?
OH NO
NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOURE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
Penis on the stiff side
drinking milk
Drink it slowly and seductively, savoring every last ounce of that sweet, creamy flavor, t hanks
facking bridge mang pinche guadafack jajajajaja
XD check out.
Why didn't god make blow job ghosts real
thanks bud