/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING FESTIVAL edish

sabrina <3
billie <3

is this the new?

hi

you HAVE to say hi to me

you HAVE TO

why aren’t you at a Eurovision party?

Imagine the smell

never watch it for they are anti-British

usually fart
usually poo
usually BUBBLE

THEY DID GOOD

VOTE FOR THEM

Street lights have just came on lads :3c

hope latvia wins
lovely song x

switzerland is not a country

say hi to me, im here

Death to israel

why are they dressed like live on a plantation in the antebellum south

She was a Prime Minister of Finland

i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

hope that lad kills himself soon

i'm attracted to women

Did she get work done already?

what about collarbone

i like legs

nth for the gyaldem

can't stop tooting

theirs something living inside my japs eye trying to speak to me

wish I could x

hi, hello, how are you?

not an iron hoof

the red headed league as it were

not good

not good at all

Wish I weren't a spaz

right sex

hi

*to the tune of couch surfers by bram van 3000*
gang stalkers

And for Canslad?
The most erotic part of a Sadhbh is when she's punching another Sadhbh all while screaming 'don't take his fucking drink'

what's wrong mate?

Sun is shining

Beer is being drank

Cigar is being smoked

Oblivion remastered is being played

jews and israel are losing left and right

People aren't afraid to be antisemitic anymore

Life is good lads

Peak sophie turner

got joe pera on

ur only person that said hi back to me

*runtishly whispers under my breath*
I hate the gyaldem

why did she take the bogpill

youtube.com/watch?v=hiGqKwy4yM0

erm

awful actress

she never looked any special

nth for lewis the loath

Ever play the original Oblivion?
In either case, how are you finding the remaster, lad?
Tempted to get it myself and go team up with Mazoga to regularly rape the black bandits in the cave

what's he up to these days

FOM

Tfw I’m in love with Luxembourg but voting Israel will upset all the right people

this warm weather is converting me from tits to an arse man

awful mother

oh yeah good point, just chucked them a vote

this warm weather is converting me from arse to a tits man

rare to see a porno slag nowadays that isn't covered in ugly tattoos

anyone heard from uglyevillad as of late?

saw some incredible thighs earlier in the week which made me go caveman mode

ugly and evil last I heard

need to consume many of her flciks with syren de mer

vile harlots

saturday night smartwhip time

women today wearing see through tops with no bra and tight leggings that show off their arse cracks and their camel toes but having a moan when blokes look at them

off outside to see the international space station

why can't i have a butterface gf

ever seen a UFO?

an international space station just flew over my fucking house

what if a big alarm goes off all over the world saying "virgin detected, virgin detected"
lol

why

The Earth is flat

not really a butterface is she

its a cool thing to see

that's indecent exposure that

Rebecca Black stuns with DDs

two closeted gay men how original

she's butters lad

love to suck right's cock while left pegs me - if you know what I mean!

youtube.com/watch?v=tvbMIaVHWFQ

got a chicken burger from the takeaway and it was so unbelievably grim. Took 2 bites and chucked it.
Clue gained

not really

:O

Suella Braverman

butters

Kemi Badenoch

fit

Priti Patel

fit

Katie Hopkins

EXTRA butters

Nadine Dorries

fit

Katie Hopkins

BUTTERSAURUS

imagine if your piss solidified and you could poo it out

Rebecca Black

More like Boobecca Black

Thank you! Canslad is here all night

Need a Greek gf

corr yeah like a bit of tIffany mynx

picking all the hairs out my face like a distressed hen

Watching whiteboy7thst stream

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SYREN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

urm... forgot to mention katie hopkins methinks

well so basically she's butters too.

that literally is what poo is

would tongue punch their belly buttons

Got the fucking Eurovision on

imagine if your piss solidified and you could poo it out

For some reason I have a business idea
College but free and you get no degree

whiteboy7thst

no way is he still going
must be weird for people like that who used to get millions of views

I WANNA POO OUT POO PIIISSSSS!

food delivery is too expensive

Oh mate

did you see it then lad?

young naked girls

careful now

looks like ebbers off of sortedfood

not watching that pozzed eurosissy slop

Apparently there's an official Eurovision roblox

mad how fit she is

I'm sure it'll be the start of a beautiful relationship

nemo in lingerie
um
UM

yes

leftypol just what WERE you thinking?

trannies are disgusting

dead p0rnstars o_0

CWLTSHC

Mental how shite nemo is

Care homes could be forced to close their doors over immigration law changes, according to bosses in the sector.

based
liquidate biomass

trannies are disgusting

speaking of trannies hows the Anon Babble /brit/ doing?

Good lad, glad you ignored the miserable cunts trying to put you off it.

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um

UM

liquidate the obsolete biomass

um

Oh diddums, people will have to look after their own family members instead of sending them to a home to get abused and raped by Ghanaians

Like spaghetti

cock is rock hard watching last year's eurovision winner performing dressed in women's lingerie

We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?

troonkino on at eurovision rn

So, lads, what's on the agenda?
Cans for Canslad. Might start up Call of Duty and start screaming slurs at children on it
Might also start watching that Yellowjackets show. Something about a bunch of girls trapped in the Canadian wilderness without protection brings up the Rapelad in me

me on the cycle

would you suck off a gorgeous transwoman lads? xx

cock knocker

youtube.com/watch?v=LEob6sdlo4Y

Oh diddums, people will have to look after their own family members instead of sending them to a home to get abused and raped by Ghanaians

genuinely boggles my mind people do that
i'd rather fall on my sword like a roman

careful now, he'll report you to the jannies for racism

got a bit of dosh aven't i

Woe-begotten meandering around the dark stinky chudcel crypt. Maybe a little nasty wank

We're all agreed Africa, south Asia and Indonesia need to be depopulated and replaced by Germanic/Celtic warriors then yeah lads?

middle aged anglos don't want their parents living with them or to spend any time looking after them

I identify as an attack helicopter

might finally break my silence in an explosive bombshell that will rock a certain industry and have people reeling

um... yeah go on then

Yeah

oh no we'll have to live like we did since humanity began and what the rest of the world outside the west does.

made me hard ngl

zoomers hit 25 and age like rancid milk by 26

hi!

yea

sexo outfit
youtube.com/watch?v=hAYXDoZzAyE

Just ate Cadbury chocolate mini eggs and drank diet coke

im scared rigth now

/brit/ hella zesty tonight :3

what's wrong little man x

I just got accepted into Streamer University!

wretched little urchin

shoulders make her look like a tranny

Who dat?

Corr imagine if Israel wins

5'8 is NOT little >:(

swallowing a really long string and leaving a bit of it hanging out so I digest the string and it comes out me arsehole then I can pull the arsehole string and the mouth string to floss out the innards of any poo

lil cutie x

i'm 5'8" but i wear nike trainers so i can pretend to be 5'9"/5'10"

feeding the fox in a bit

*clenches small fists in your shirt whilst looking up at you scowling*

rina ellis

That ain't coca cola kid, that's rice

VSRVVL

who’s this new tripfag?

uk nul pwan :(

that's gay incel max

is the egyptian bot still posting, i filtered him but often forget he still exists

Not here at the mo but was here earlier I think

France was fucking shite

NO NIL POINTS

YOU DID IT GIRLS

got lots of oranges on my desk
will i die if i eat 10 oranges now

youtube.com/watch?v=tZWC3VGvwEg

Shitting out some miserly niggardly rubbish little poolets

imagine if the ukrainian one just got fucking vapourised by a rocket

I will make a pot of tea and drink it like a British man.

Three thousand years ago
In history we know
King Tutenkhamen ruled a mighty land
He ruled for many years
'Mid laughter, song and tears
He made a record that will always stand
Why they opened up his town the other day and jumped with glee
They learned a lot of ancient history

In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
Beneath the tropic skies
King Tut-Tut-Tut was very wise
Now old King Tut-Tut-Tut was always gay
Cleopatra she sat upon his knee
Pat! That's where she sat

The girls would dance for him and every move a treat
They'd move and move and move but never move their feet
A thousand girls would dance each day
With lots of hip-hip-hip-hooray
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day

His tomb instead of tears
Was full of souvenirs
He must have travelled greatly in his time
The gold and silver ware
That they found hidden there
Was from hotels of ev'ry land and clime
While going thru his royal robes they found up in his sleeve
The first love letter Adam wrote to Eve

In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
The dancers then in style
Would even make the old Sphinx smile
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
On the desert sand old King Tutty's band
Played while maiden's swayed

They'd dance for old King Tut 'neath moonlit skies so warm
They wore such happy smiles and were in perfect form
They'd dance for him both fat and thin
He didn't care a darn what shape they were in
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day

In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
There was no Mister Heinz
With fifty-seven diff'rent kinds
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
Peaches of that land
They were never canned
Pears left anywhere

Why, Sam from Alabam' would not run one, two, three
Oh, what a mark he'd be for old Mark Antony
Why Valentino as a sheik
He wouldn't last a half a week
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day

Why is Israel in the Eurovision song contest again?

Good lad

all i know about yurovision is that it's spotlight for faggotry

Make sure you wear a waistcoat

you probably put a slice of octopus in or something you freak people

European adjacent culture like Armenia and Australia

Sir Bio Masser

Because they're European, leftypol

San Marino

Kanpai!

you what love

Hello Sir Tea Enjoyer!

prostate's a bit ticklish tonight

mousey's moved to italy

only had one can

9 left
er right

12 points from italy
fucking based

He voted as though it was a Gary Eats and Mr. Bean duet

kino

imagine a prostate massager that activates whenever you get a (you)
now THAT would motivate people to make good posts

um

Why is the male pleasure centre deep inside the anus?

Looking good and feeling fine x

are you asking why there's a cock up your bum?

Why is the male pleasure centre deep inside the anus?

to encourage you to do jobbies

the best treasure is always buried x

Austria was fucking utter shite

wtf is baby lasagna

Uh oh Daddie I left a wittle choco pressie in my undies again :/

i've never tried to have a prostate orgasm
maybe i should one day, maybe i should

might do a doccy who rewatch, beginning with eccleston and ending with matt smith

the penis is not in the anus
seems you're disfigured

Mousey.. they told me you was dead

National Socialist Germany was the first really eugenicist state since Sparta.

It's looming, isn't it?

Lad, thank you
Reading that has made me want to drink the cans to forget what I read

that always happens to me after my first drink

Women just can't handle my beast mode

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sir island stranger

NEED Dark Academia summer version. I'm thinking linen!

Diego Luna would get it

Fucking love dark acaedmia me
Not sure why
Reminds of a time when you get bum a younger lad up the arse and it was just fun and games

righto

had a wank to gay porn today

lying anonymously is wild

Think your gay after that mate!!

had a shower
bellends all shiny and clean now

Washing my shitty arse in the kitchen sink with Imperial Leather soap

youtube.com/watch?v=bw28pFbxg44

i'd worship it

you bent?

so what? i do this every day

Joey LaMotta:
If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.

It's sad when he dies at the end

the lads
youtube.com/watch?v=KH9sDD9pVb4

What. A. G.

Don't understand how Austria could be that high up
Europeans clearly have no taste

refuse to ever watch gay porn because it'll spoil the untainted view in my head that boysex is really romantic and beautiful

juryrigging they always vote for the gayest zoomer
they hate the icelandic ones though

Sitting by himself on a weekday in a beer garden
That's what you aspire to is it
You can go do that on Monday. YOU WON'T.

they hate the icelandic ones though

Far too straight

He could have been somebody.

just don't be faggots
it's a learned behavior, stop consuming faggot propaganda

getting steaming
pondering my next move in relation to my steaming status

youtube.com/watch?v=YBbL8ORqNVU

they were robbed
easily the best long of last year BY FAR - yet they came dead last!

problem is this site is rife with it

Yeah ok
After Eurovision

strip out your clothes and sprint as fast as you can down dark alleyways

lol at these larpers

i'm already naked as my flat is boiling
shant be doing a sprintoid though

Time for a walk..