LOVELY FUCKING FESTIVAL edish
/brit/
sabrina <3
billie <3
is this the new?
hi
you HAVE to say hi to me
you HAVE TO
why aren’t you at a Eurovision party?
Imagine the smell
never watch it for they are anti-British
usually fart
usually poo
usually BUBBLE
THEY DID GOOD
VOTE FOR THEM
Street lights have just came on lads :3c
hope latvia wins
lovely song x
switzerland is not a country
say hi to me, im here
Death to israel
why are they dressed like live on a plantation in the antebellum south
She was a Prime Minister of Finland
i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
hope that lad kills himself soon
i'm attracted to women
Did she get work done already?
what about collarbone
i like legs
nth for the gyaldem
can't stop tooting
theirs something living inside my japs eye trying to speak to me
wish I could x
hi, hello, how are you?
not an iron hoof
the red headed league as it were
not good
not good at all
Wish I weren't a spaz
right sex
hi
*to the tune of couch surfers by bram van 3000*
gang stalkers
And for Canslad?
The most erotic part of a Sadhbh is when she's punching another Sadhbh all while screaming 'don't take his fucking drink'
what's wrong mate?
Sun is shining
Beer is being drank
Cigar is being smoked
Oblivion remastered is being played
jews and israel are losing left and right
People aren't afraid to be antisemitic anymore
Life is good lads
Peak sophie turner
got joe pera on
ur only person that said hi back to me
*runtishly whispers under my breath*
I hate the gyaldem
why did she take the bogpill
erm
awful actress
she never looked any special
nth for lewis the loath
Ever play the original Oblivion?
In either case, how are you finding the remaster, lad?
Tempted to get it myself and go team up with Mazoga to regularly rape the black bandits in the cave
what's he up to these days
FOM
Tfw I’m in love with Luxembourg but voting Israel will upset all the right people
this warm weather is converting me from tits to an arse man
awful mother
oh yeah good point, just chucked them a vote
this warm weather is converting me from arse to a tits man
rare to see a porno slag nowadays that isn't covered in ugly tattoos
anyone heard from uglyevillad as of late?
saw some incredible thighs earlier in the week which made me go caveman mode
ugly and evil last I heard
need to consume many of her flciks with syren de mer
vile harlots
saturday night smartwhip time
women today wearing see through tops with no bra and tight leggings that show off their arse cracks and their camel toes but having a moan when blokes look at them
off outside to see the international space station
why can't i have a butterface gf
ever seen a UFO?
an international space station just flew over my fucking house
what if a big alarm goes off all over the world saying "virgin detected, virgin detected"
lol
why
The Earth is flat
not really a butterface is she
its a cool thing to see
that's indecent exposure that
Rebecca Black stuns with DDs
two closeted gay men how original
she's butters lad
love to suck right's cock while left pegs me - if you know what I mean!
got a chicken burger from the takeaway and it was so unbelievably grim. Took 2 bites and chucked it.
Clue gained
not really
:O
Suella Braverman
butters
Kemi Badenoch
fit
Priti Patel
fit
Katie Hopkins
EXTRA butters
Nadine Dorries
fit
Katie Hopkins
BUTTERSAURUS
imagine if your piss solidified and you could poo it out
Rebecca Black
More like Boobecca Black
Thank you! Canslad is here all night
Need a Greek gf
corr yeah like a bit of tIffany mynx
picking all the hairs out my face like a distressed hen
Watching whiteboy7thst stream
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SYREN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
urm... forgot to mention katie hopkins methinks
well so basically she's butters too.
that literally is what poo is
would tongue punch their belly buttons
Got the fucking Eurovision on
imagine if your piss solidified and you could poo it out
For some reason I have a business idea
College but free and you get no degree
whiteboy7thst
no way is he still going
must be weird for people like that who used to get millions of views
I WANNA POO OUT POO PIIISSSSS!
food delivery is too expensive
Oh mate
did you see it then lad?
young naked girls
careful now
looks like ebbers off of sortedfood
not watching that pozzed eurosissy slop
Apparently there's an official Eurovision roblox
mad how fit she is
I'm sure it'll be the start of a beautiful relationship
nemo in lingerie
um
UM
yes
leftypol just what WERE you thinking?
trannies are disgusting
dead p0rnstars o_0
CWLTSHC
Mental how shite nemo is
Care homes could be forced to close their doors over immigration law changes, according to bosses in the sector.
based
liquidate biomass
trannies are disgusting
speaking of trannies hows the Anon Babble /brit/ doing?
Good lad, glad you ignored the miserable cunts trying to put you off it.
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um
UM
liquidate the obsolete biomass
um
Oh diddums, people will have to look after their own family members instead of sending them to a home to get abused and raped by Ghanaians
Like spaghetti
cock is rock hard watching last year's eurovision winner performing dressed in women's lingerie
We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?
troonkino on at eurovision rn
So, lads, what's on the agenda?
Cans for Canslad. Might start up Call of Duty and start screaming slurs at children on it
Might also start watching that Yellowjackets show. Something about a bunch of girls trapped in the Canadian wilderness without protection brings up the Rapelad in me
me on the cycle
would you suck off a gorgeous transwoman lads? xx
cock knocker
Oh diddums, people will have to look after their own family members instead of sending them to a home to get abused and raped by Ghanaians
genuinely boggles my mind people do that
i'd rather fall on my sword like a roman
careful now, he'll report you to the jannies for racism
got a bit of dosh aven't i
Woe-begotten meandering around the dark stinky chudcel crypt. Maybe a little nasty wank
We're all agreed Africa, south Asia and Indonesia need to be depopulated and replaced by Germanic/Celtic warriors then yeah lads?
middle aged anglos don't want their parents living with them or to spend any time looking after them
I identify as an attack helicopter
might finally break my silence in an explosive bombshell that will rock a certain industry and have people reeling
um... yeah go on then
Yeah
oh no we'll have to live like we did since humanity began and what the rest of the world outside the west does.
made me hard ngl
zoomers hit 25 and age like rancid milk by 26
hi!
yea
sexo outfit
youtube.com
Just ate Cadbury chocolate mini eggs and drank diet coke
im scared rigth now
/brit/ hella zesty tonight :3
what's wrong little man x
I just got accepted into Streamer University!
wretched little urchin
shoulders make her look like a tranny
Who dat?
Corr imagine if Israel wins
5'8 is NOT little >:(
swallowing a really long string and leaving a bit of it hanging out so I digest the string and it comes out me arsehole then I can pull the arsehole string and the mouth string to floss out the innards of any poo
lil cutie x
i'm 5'8" but i wear nike trainers so i can pretend to be 5'9"/5'10"
feeding the fox in a bit
*clenches small fists in your shirt whilst looking up at you scowling*
rina ellis
That ain't coca cola kid, that's rice
VSRVVL
who’s this new tripfag?
uk nul pwan :(
that's gay incel max
is the egyptian bot still posting, i filtered him but often forget he still exists
Not here at the mo but was here earlier I think
France was fucking shite
NO NIL POINTS
YOU DID IT GIRLS
got lots of oranges on my desk
will i die if i eat 10 oranges now
Shitting out some miserly niggardly rubbish little poolets
imagine if the ukrainian one just got fucking vapourised by a rocket
I will make a pot of tea and drink it like a British man.
Three thousand years ago
In history we know
King Tutenkhamen ruled a mighty land
He ruled for many years
'Mid laughter, song and tears
He made a record that will always stand
Why they opened up his town the other day and jumped with glee
They learned a lot of ancient history
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
Beneath the tropic skies
King Tut-Tut-Tut was very wise
Now old King Tut-Tut-Tut was always gay
Cleopatra she sat upon his knee
Pat! That's where she sat
The girls would dance for him and every move a treat
They'd move and move and move but never move their feet
A thousand girls would dance each day
With lots of hip-hip-hip-hooray
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day
His tomb instead of tears
Was full of souvenirs
He must have travelled greatly in his time
The gold and silver ware
That they found hidden there
Was from hotels of ev'ry land and clime
While going thru his royal robes they found up in his sleeve
The first love letter Adam wrote to Eve
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
The dancers then in style
Would even make the old Sphinx smile
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
On the desert sand old King Tutty's band
Played while maiden's swayed
They'd dance for old King Tut 'neath moonlit skies so warm
They wore such happy smiles and were in perfect form
They'd dance for him both fat and thin
He didn't care a darn what shape they were in
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
There was no Mister Heinz
With fifty-seven diff'rent kinds
In old King Tut-Tut-Tutenkhamen's day
Peaches of that land
They were never canned
Pears left anywhere
Why, Sam from Alabam' would not run one, two, three
Oh, what a mark he'd be for old Mark Antony
Why Valentino as a sheik
He wouldn't last a half a week
In old King Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut-Tut, King Tutty's day
Why is Israel in the Eurovision song contest again?
Good lad
all i know about yurovision is that it's spotlight for faggotry
Make sure you wear a waistcoat
you probably put a slice of octopus in or something you freak people
European adjacent culture like Armenia and Australia
Sir Bio Masser
Because they're European, leftypol
San Marino
Kanpai!
you what love
Hello Sir Tea Enjoyer!
prostate's a bit ticklish tonight
mousey's moved to italy
only had one can
9 left
er right
12 points from italy
fucking based
He voted as though it was a Gary Eats and Mr. Bean duet
kino
imagine a prostate massager that activates whenever you get a (you)
now THAT would motivate people to make good posts
um
Why is the male pleasure centre deep inside the anus?
Looking good and feeling fine x
are you asking why there's a cock up your bum?
Why is the male pleasure centre deep inside the anus?
to encourage you to do jobbies
the best treasure is always buried x
Austria was fucking utter shite
wtf is baby lasagna
Uh oh Daddie I left a wittle choco pressie in my undies again :/
i've never tried to have a prostate orgasm
maybe i should one day, maybe i should
might do a doccy who rewatch, beginning with eccleston and ending with matt smith
the penis is not in the anus
seems you're disfigured
Mousey.. they told me you was dead
National Socialist Germany was the first really eugenicist state since Sparta.
It's looming, isn't it?
Lad, thank you
Reading that has made me want to drink the cans to forget what I read
that always happens to me after my first drink
Women just can't handle my beast mode
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sir island stranger
NEED Dark Academia summer version. I'm thinking linen!
Diego Luna would get it
Fucking love dark acaedmia me
Not sure why
Reminds of a time when you get bum a younger lad up the arse and it was just fun and games
righto
had a wank to gay porn today
lying anonymously is wild
Think your gay after that mate!!
had a shower
bellends all shiny and clean now
Washing my shitty arse in the kitchen sink with Imperial Leather soap
i'd worship it
you bent?
so what? i do this every day
Joey LaMotta:
If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
It's sad when he dies at the end
the lads
youtube.com
What. A. G.
Don't understand how Austria could be that high up
Europeans clearly have no taste
refuse to ever watch gay porn because it'll spoil the untainted view in my head that boysex is really romantic and beautiful
juryrigging they always vote for the gayest zoomer
they hate the icelandic ones though
Sitting by himself on a weekday in a beer garden
That's what you aspire to is it
You can go do that on Monday. YOU WON'T.
they hate the icelandic ones though
Far too straight
He could have been somebody.
just don't be faggots
it's a learned behavior, stop consuming faggot propaganda
getting steaming
pondering my next move in relation to my steaming status
youtube.com
they were robbed
easily the best long of last year BY FAR - yet they came dead last!
problem is this site is rife with it
Yeah ok
After Eurovision
strip out your clothes and sprint as fast as you can down dark alleyways
lol at these larpers
i'm already naked as my flat is boiling
shant be doing a sprintoid though
Time for a walk..
europes a vile place
ok well i think twinks are really beautiful so
our jury gave 12 points to retarded latvian shit
yeah not gay but he's pretty cute
Come on Israel
They gave us 12 an all so it's ok
it was the best song by far
fucking pleb
mad how goated rorke is
rorke fc
we're on a bender
sacked tranny is a sex offender
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