/brit/
Let's get this thread off to a banger lads. so ready for the banter to flow!
mate there's already a 400m hurdles wtf you on about
screaming out me arse
cute
our entry deserves 0 points
everyone laugh at this failure loooooooool
yeah cos the Olympic Commission listened to me
catberge having his own Eurovision moment
Twenty years drinking cans...
ah right nice one lad
this was kino
My catberg had cancer and I wish she died moths ago. Pisses and shits everywhere. Blind and deaf.
need a teleporter lads anyone sorting owt
ich kommen
need a british e-gf
been working on it mate
Playing with dog shit
Really really hate the yanks who nazi-post here.
Just fuck off /brit/.
You know there was a time when this country wasn't filled with immigrants and we had mentally retarded english people, right?
christ, you zoomers have cooked fucking brains.
i'm scared if they kick out all of the indians they will come for the mentally ill next
no.
having a hypothetical wank
ponticulating a wank
in the hotel lads
flaming' heck
Have a burning desire to what little black kids in the head with a baseball bat haha
We should enter Eurovision with this banger
Uta is love
you lads been wanking to eurovision then?
turn you blind that muck
ordering a double QP large meal with a shamrock shake if theyre still doing those
It's because deporting certain groups of people creates a precedent to deport others.
See
hmd.org.uk
hmd.org.uk
kick out all of the indians
not gonna happen
Evil bastard
nice auto correct you dumpass phoneposter
are you in Estonia
Don't be woke
double qp
indescribably based
hes gone mental
Literal racist fascist
fucking retard actually thinks he will get deported or sent to a camp for being "asocial" because of some meme MSM link about how nazi bad lmao
tomato plant died, fucking devestated
NEW FART JUST DROPPED
Such is such and such that my parents don't even want me to watch eurovision with them.
sending atheist prayers
FIRE MARINGO
why doesn't Wales have a diaspora
we should send the macc lads to europission
asking chatgpt now
I'm in the UK and transplanted my San Marzano tomatoes into the polytunnel last week, I came down today to see most of them are near death, seemingly dying/rotting from the bottom upwards girdling and falling over once the disease has reached half way up the tomato, I need you to help me and we're gonna go back and fourth and narrow this down
would quite like to cum inside the German lass
diaspora
does she have a...
They do
Just look for the Hughes, Jones and Davids of the world
vagina? yes women have vaginas
so germany have their own charli xcx
Right lads, cans shop closes at ten, so about 20 minutes
cans or no cans?
BIG cans or medium cans
Top, middle or bototm. Decisions, decisions.
get the carlsberg special brews in
get a life old man
root rot from the soil having insufficient drainage
tons better than that paki slag
would like to munch her currywust hole after it got all sweaty from performing
It's because deporting certain groups of people creates a precedent to deport others.
god forbid we control our borders mate.
half paki
1 Anglo parent
very surprising to see poland not on there over ukraine
asdpogaognaogd
gfberg is such a fucking autistic cringecase
bet you'd know about a good root eh aussie heheheeh
Mate look up the wikipedia article there's literally an enclave in patagonia
During the Falklands War one of the argie POWs started chatting to his welsh captors in cumrag
diaspora
aha she sounds horrible send her my way so i can deal with it
shitting myself because first they came for the kebab shops, then they came for the barbers, then they came for the vape shops and finally they came for the autistic incel neets.
yeah, paki slag
ahah *waggles your willy a bit*
Street lights just come on
Is she a quirk chungus
But I am a native born englishman. My family have been since before the domesday book.
Why should I be deported?
greece quite rapeable
just spat out a tonsil stone now im sniffing it
1/2 paki
1/2 Anglo
remigration meme on x formerly known as twitter is pure fantasy
greece looks like my jewish sister
I would fuck her
cus yore a fucking black nigger mate
what an earth is your argument you utter spacker.
yeah, paki slag
sick of this shithole, morrisons closed because of a fire set by some teenagers, have to use the paki shop run by some slant eye central asian and some toothless crackhead behind me in the till starts cracking jokes about women behind me and waiting fior me to laugh
*comes up and squares up to you*
the street lights just come on did it yeah?
does she suck it after its been in her fanny?
screaming
and anglo
argumentlad's in
mentally ill should be locked up in asylums
Ride the tiger. Laugh along with clown world.
Lads, I think I'll stay in actually, no cans tonight. no chips. Just a ncie quiet night in
So as Canslad does, he got his trainers on, tied and keys and waller and I'm going out for the BIG cans because why the fuck not?
Not sure on the scran situation.
I don't understand why people willingly put themselves at risk of death via activities like:
Riding a motorcycle
Free soloing
Cave diving
Free diving
High wire balancing
we should trap all neets in a giant obsidian sphere
that's hot
blud can't even grow a few tomatos omdz
idk
this is probably why we need lawyers to advocate for disabled people
I just don't want to be deported or put in a work or death camp or be trapped in a giant obsidian sphere
babababab
idk about the rest but you wont get it until you ride a motorcycle yourself, its the most freeing feeling ever
caught a girl checking me out when i was going the big shop
Refer to what I said first you utter mongoloid.
We had retards like you before we let in the third world.
I dont give a fuck what you tell me about Nazi Germany killing everyone.
You live surrounded by blacks though?
loreen could get it
Problem is when we build the cozy neet pizza utopia all the normies will want to join
you will be put in the sphere rorke
Think I might have landed a job as a bouncer at the nicest bar in my city
Absolutely Buzzing
Great pay to stand there and check IDs and toss out drunk idiots
yarted once again off that evil poindexter mega pack
No one cares mate, hope it's shite
fucking up my entire life swag style
you scoundrel
Fucking hate everyone
armenia sex
literally a pub janny lmfao
OH MY GOD
EUROVISION IS ON...
An obsidian sphere just knocked on my door
she cute and her song was good
That's not armenia
switzerland highly rapeable
who looks at this and thinks, yea i'll eat that
You won’t be
We can’t just do the polar opposite of evil and pretend it’s a good strategy, we can draw lines as to who we deport and who we don’t
Have never cared about Eurovision, will never care about Eurovision
erm why is she singing in french and not swiss
Refrain from the cans lad. Cans should be enjoyed in moderation, not excess.
#RAPERORKE
this is what he stans
graham norton highly rapeable
no one giv a fuck whatu think
you will be slain
Shut you diddy ahh up
All three girls representing Britain in Eurovision are actually British. The backlash is surely in full swing!
British
so they're wogs then?
the british entry was truly diabolical
um
lol
get rorke raped
it was quite good actually
I'm not a mongoloid, I'm english.
What I shared about nazi germany is relevant here because once you start ranking people by how much of a right they have to be in your society, you start down a slippery slope whereby you might eventually start discriminating against members of your own country.
What you are failing to see is that letting in people is different from removing people. When you don't let people in, you are making a decision to not change. When you remove people who have legal right, you are making a radical decision to ignore your laws and go back on your promise.
Also disabled people definitely had less rights before the 21st century.
But what do I know, I'm just a retard.
malta rapeable after 4 or 5 pints
we just gon straight up rape rorke at this point
we gon bus nuts in his ass
ok
....slow your roll playa
What I shared about nazi germany is relevant here because once you start ranking people by how much of a right they have to be in your society, you start down a slippery slope whereby you might eventually start discriminating against members of your own country
We've already started that though - every nation removes undesirables from its borders when it can
Wasn't it Terry Wogan who used to commentate for Eurovision? RIP Wogan. They should have someone like him again.
UK has already done that in the past to malta
Yeah you really are a retard, fucking hell
we'll be raping leftypol soon
Shall be ordering a few of these to tie to the door handles of the local mosque x
Not really
We're all agreed Nordics are the highest human type and destined to dominate the earth then yeah lads?
Nordics and Mediterraneans yes
Er no
not to keen on those freakish pallid snow demons
the British Raj was a vile entity really
portrayed Indians as "noble and civilised" and let browns multiply
what it should've done is depopulate 90% and put the most Aryan individuals from the north in charge
yarteeeeeed
Hello chang
no
Anyone who uses the term "vile" in earnest is a faggot
arse lad night
I think you're a faggot actually lad
my names humbert mate
...said the faggot
"Warlord" is such a nebulous role. It is basically in between being a bandit gang leader and being an emperor
reminder that we are not nordic
Brown
scoobert and dungus dun linked up
denmark rapeable after 6 or 7 pints
Are you? That's horrible
Am anglo
Nordics and Aryans are the same thing.
What we call "Nordics" are the purest, unmixed descendants of the conquerors who came riding out of the Caspian steppe 5000 years ago.
just 2 for me
Anglo-Saxons are Germanic, therefore Nordic.
Right well we're not Aryans either
redditflags still down? x
Thought the highest Aryan DNA was found in Baltic populations and Ireland, rather than Norse peoples
but we're not
White nationalism needs to be bigger on reconquering Central Asia imo
it's the historical Aryan homeland
hiiiii gaylad here x
any cute boyfriends for me ? :o
Yeah but we left that shithole for a reason presumably
europe has awful taste in music
mental how when Europe controlled the dark continent they didn't conduct a mass depopulation campaign against the locals. They should have known that in the future they would quadruple in population and seek revenge against them. Shouldn't haven't gone in without that as a long term goal
Just been battered 7-3 by Nottingham Forest
Even my star striker got an own goal the uncoordinated prick
google, search sharon lee - big tit creampie
I really dislike this whole nordicism thing
or racism at all really
we all started as africans anyway
No I'm not a faggot lad. But you almost certainly are
Didn't realise the Swiss claimed to invent the internet
What team you playing lad? FIFA or fm?
mad how we're all africans really
Fifa and im playing as Bromley
Yeah we know you little mong
Rorke furiously asking ChatGPT to confirm if this is true
I'm friends with a pretty black girl
why does biting my bottom lip feel really good
i heard rorke got a BBL
sweden highly rape-by-able
post legs
no theyre itchy from shaving
yeah big bastard loser
Also disabled people definitely had less rights before the 21st century.
ok but you had rights post 1940s and we didnt let in the entirety of the third world.
there was a period of time where we were on the path to be a social democratic nation that was filled with british people.
like you understand that could exist right?
we dont have to go from either 0 to 100?
Horton sucks a poo
um
the international space station will be passing over the UK between 22:50 and 22:56
the international rape station
you slut
um
international rape station just raped past my house
pooing a poo lads
another day in my pervert incel freak chud life
No he doesn't mate
Low IQ autism is a terrible thing
stop um posting unc
Rorke being imprisoned under the online misuse act only to be cell mates with 3 muscular black gentlemen
Done that faggot
saving the rest of energy drinkstein for tomorrow or i'll be up all night!
obviously not me? look at the trip
went to a symphony concert to try and forget what an incel I am
couple sat in front of me
they spent the entire concert kissing, caressing each other, and otherwise making me feel like the most loveless creature alive
cheeky suicide on the cards, methinks
Low IQ autism
ktim
france somewhat rapeable
france very rape
the international fake station
Gonna watch Guy Ritchies the covenant, anyone seen it?
did we win the eurovision then
thought my fellow ummers were hairless nubile twinks like me not literally 43 year olds
Anon Babble will require age verification from July
im 30 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
hairless nubile twinks like me
um
I feel so profoundly alone
Any anime recommendations for low iq autists?
Ambush
rorke's days are numbered
don't know, don't watch it. hope this helps x
I feel so profoundly alone
Any anime recommendations
I've got a recommendation which would make you less profoundly alone. You can probably guess what it could be
everyone has to have their days numbered if they introduce age verification you melt
Rorke won
yeah
maybe
The battle not the war
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Gaza death toll passes 53,000 as Israel drives towards ‘conquest’
new species of australian spiders are discovered every year
Fucking demolished those cunts
spiders are big in australia
That’s disgraceful
Lola Emily Mary Young (born 4 January 2001) is a British singer and songwriter from London.
Young grew up in the Beckenham area of London to a Jamaican-Chinese father and English mother.
fucking ugly bitch
nth for the holodem
just had chinese, might have a bath and an early night. maybe an arsewank, digestion permitting of course
mine passed in march, her kidneys were failing and she stopped eating
Scranned the scran, bought the BIG cans, enjoying a can now.
And for you, lads?
Kill yourself
Rorke was wrong about most things
might unironically learn how to twerk my pasty white thang
life would have been very different for me if i got humbled in my GCSEs
Jamaican-Chinese father
I'm on the nightshift lad, no cans for me
Have a can in my honour, will you?
Just kill her? Don't understand the problem
get it shaken for the caked up cronem
albania EXTREMELY rapeable
toe-curling rorkeshots
went to Costa with the gf today
was nice
might go and do some graffiti
will simply just use a VPN, if I can't post I'll just browse.
wont stop me.
I'll down the first one for you, lad
Used to love the nightshifts, me.
Made it so I could start dirnking at like 8 in the morning when people were going to the toil
Every photo makes her look like she was lobotomised
Uncozy :( it happens eventually. Put one down earlier this year. That was quite miserable to say the least.
might go do some theft and also rape and murder
suicide is a sin x
more than were killed in 20 years in afghanistan
not illegal is it
pretty sure wanking to little cartoon girls is also a sin mate
yes and we now get a bank holiday on monday x
hololive_EN
Good lad
I'll be on the cans on Monday
She can live her life until she cannot move. Still eats and sunbathes.
alri lads, whatsappnin?
hundreds of thousands were killed in afghanistan
Ben Kingsley is Albanian now?
different anon. had cat put down and it was a relief, she wasn't enjoying life anymore and went to go chase mice and birds in heaven
not civilians
saturday night
incels in full force posting ugly women hiding behind childlike cartoons
ah yes
Why isn't Graham Norton married
I don't coom to lolis
kneel!
She should strangle me to death
toxiplasmosisfreaks be like
she's struggling to breath and shits all over herself but she can still drink water in the sun!
must have been
can't be that many taliban
he's picky
no gawr means all that shit is over
Well there were clearly enough to win the war
graffiti mongs need shooting
2021
[spoiler]yh marine is top dawg now
[/spoiler]
hush
lol
there is no top now
The raped.
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