When?
9pm CEST
Where?
Worldwide link (Swedish commentary):
svtplay.se
Youtube link (available worldwide *except* for Australia, Greece, Lithuania, the UK, and the US):
youtube.com
How do I vote?
1. esc.vote
2. Using the official Eurovision phone app
3. Via SMS
More information: eurovision.tv
let me in
FINGOLIA
Luxembourg, Germany, Finland
SEXO
Sorry, chud, we're inviting Canada next year while you will have to watch eurovision on the cuck chair
SEXO
be sweden
invite finns to compete for you
win
stop sexualizing our guy
is this the thread
too early for this thread to become a sticky
Eurovision is the most important day of the year in Sweden
Funniest KAJ
Most handsome KAJ
Best voice of out the KAJs
Kevin Holmström is 99% of KAJ
Haha imagine biting into a sausage after going to the sauna with him
Sooo... will you vote for me anon?
I vote for KAJ because I hate and fear independent and strong women like Erika.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Probably not, it's a little early, but I don't see why we shouldn't have a sticky at this time
Only women care about eurovision
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In 2006 Lithuania sent a group of random dudes that only sung "we are the winners of eurovision" and refused to explain
they did not win
Guys, how do I increase my chances of getting a gf?
I don't want to watch ESC alone next year
SHE IS KOMMING
Sweden gives 12 points to Finland
Finland gives 12 points to Sweden
This is happening. Total Nordick Love
Sovl
become filthy rich
This is now forever stuck as Lithuania's best ever result
Based
Here's mine
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why are baltic entries always so peak, bros?
they knew what they were doing
what happened to this artist
LITHUANIA WIN
this was 20 years ago
kill me
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fuck this song is still rocking hard after 25 years :D
this is from esc special of political satire called itse valtiaat.
20th place
ah, they were much better than that
the live performance was great as well
actually decent
albania, finland, latvia, lithuania luxembourg, sweden
okay
spain, ukraine, greece, france, poland
memes (not a bad thing)
san marino, estonia, iceland, armenia
dogshit
everything else
I hope sweden wins. Highly doubt I've never said that phrase before.
EVERYONE WILL LOSE
ONLY LITHUANIA WIN
STRONG MUSCLE
Full prediction:
1. Albania
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. Austria
5. Luxembourg
6. France
7. Germany
8. Estonia
9. Portugal
10. San Marino
11. Israel
12. Greece
13. Lithuania
14. Latvia
15. Ukraine
16. Spain
17. Italy
18. Iceland
19. Switzerland
20. Denmark
21. Norway
22. Netherlands
23. Poland
24. Armenia
25. United Kingdom
26. Malta
I don't like either of our songs
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anon Babble party night
1. ME
2 YOU
you think our song sucks? : (
that's because they're finnish
ITS ABOUT
GETTING BONER FROM KILLING "PEOPLE"
THE LITHUANIAN SONG IS ABOUT KILLING "PEOPLE" IN THE NAME OF THUNDER
imqho it's the weakest Italian entry since you returned in 2011
It's just seething envy and resentment from someone not in the /bigfive/. Don't take it too personally.
it's charming in a way, but ultimately boring and not even the second best italian song in this year's eurovision
GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD AND BUST ON YOUR GRAVES
TO THEN BURN THE EARTH
REGAINING SAP AGAIN
me with the latvian dryads
Holy fuck
Albania moved up one spot in the odds
It's happening
/bigfive/
UK, Germany, France, Spain and Poland? Or what
Will you baller or will you komme?
DEATH TO ALL EUROVISION ARTISTS
Germany, France, UK, Italy and Spain finance most of the ESC, so they get to participate without competing in the semifinals.
If you're gonna be shite, at least be memorable
DONT open that zip its illegal content
Oh right I almost thought it'd be Portugal even based on last 200 years of history
ICH KOM ME
well can you at least tell me what it is so you don't kill me with curiosity
understandable, fair enough. tutta l'italia is a banger. i'm still glad it resonates with people enough for them to still find it charming.
still crossing my fingers for a top 10 spot but even if we don't i've made peace with it.
fairly weak year
can german speakers confirm if Erika's german is pronounced properly?
I would never watch eurovision with my children.
If you lower your standards enough anyone can get a gf
i'm still glad it resonates with people enough for them to still find it charming.
didn't specify but i obviously meant lucio corsi of course
Hoping Ailsha returns to the Irish selection next year
This. Not a single good song, tbf though I haven't heard Sweden yet
it's been a pretty strong year imo. last few years has been kinda weak a bit
Question for Swedes: Does Swedish that Kaj use sound any different from native Swedes? Can you hear it that they are not from Sweden?
sweden (finland) wins
finland gets to celebrate the win
sweden forced to pay for hosting
it'd be mad funny
the shitter the songs are the better it is
It has to do with money. The sixth candidate that doesn't have to compete in the semifinals is the host of the event, so this year that's Switzerland.
They very clearly sing in Ostrobothnian I cannot understand a word of what they're saying in their other songs
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ruotsalaiset vihaa suomenruotsia vähän niiku ranskalaiset vihaa quebecciä
I'm probably again going to watch the final only for the banter in these threads. Ah well.
DOES HE BLINK????
finno-swedes are an interesting concept, wonder how they feel their identity
it's just a virus telling you to click the exe with a couple meme mp3
Ich trink' heut, das ist kein Witz
Aperol, Aperol, Aperol Spritz
Kein'n Glühwein und kein'n Hugo
Und auch keinen Ouzo
TUTTA L'ITALIA
NO, BECAUSE HE'S LOCKED THE FUCK IN!!!!!!
TIL that Sanja Vucic, Serbian singer that was in Eurovision in 2016 and 2021 performed Cha Cha Cha in 2024 in Serbian entry selection. Very cool and honestly she sings Finnish pretty well for someone that doesnt speak it at all
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vote 02 lads
if tutta l'italia was the italian song instead of san marino's you'd finish top 10 easily
Everything good about Sweden and Finland was made by fennoswedes
Moomindalen
Minecraft
Linux
Nokia
etc.
Sex with the red haired guy.
lead singer of NeonoeN is going to be the points announcer for Montenegro
Absolutely based. Glad they gave him a chance to appear at Eurovision after the whole overblown drama got them to withdraw as their representative.
Probably would have fared better than Nina did considering Armenia made it to the final and it would have appealed to the same audience.
they probably feel a great deal of shame waving the Swedish flag
even those Icelandic twinks know their guilt:
I love Eurovision. I love Europe. Yes, even the fags and the Albanians
Man posts on Anon Babble
Woman gossips on Whatsapp female friend group
Glasses kid judging the songs like a future music composer
Other kid falling in love with the international cuties (future Anon Babble poster)
she looks asian
Give them your energy
Let's go LATVIA girls!
Predict the votes distribution tonight
12 points from Cyprus to Greece
12 points from Finland to Sweden
12 points from Italy to San Marino
12 points from Austria to Germany
i still can't get over the azeri guy singing. absolutely the funniest shit ive ever seen 10/10 tommy cash aint shit
looking forward to seeing that faggot from austria with the Equality. shirt tell the votes for the umpteenth time
Wrong, i wasnt made by fennoswedes
her brother looks like porter robinson
rich elite of the country who get benefits just for being born
they have their own schools all the way to university
neighbourhoods they live in are often far richer than surrounding
majority fennoswede counties look like sweden
they have some swedish traditions that finns never really adopted such as "crabfest"
the swedish they speak is a dialect of swedish with some words being different and pronunciation being less "swedish"
the ones i've been friends with have been friendly and warm people but they had that aura of superiority to them always
BASTUBRÖDER
That's just what you think
Stay away bitch my wife is right here
what phenotype is this
Are they Turkish?
german-austrian-hungAryan
Minecraft
Notch isn't a fennoswede
hungarian
generic continental european
lol, most of this is not true at all. most likely a swede larping
I thought Hungarians were more whitey.
masturbröder :D
Who is /ourguy/? I most despise the Estonian. I don't know if he got through but I DESPISE the fake quirky weird European, done PURELY PERFORMATIVELY for an imagined American observer. Makes me angry actually. I also despise flagrant homosexuals, that goes without saying.
12 points from France to the Netherlands
Ready for the Israel booing being muted
it's Gabry Ponte of course, based boomer
MOLE
Post your favorite entry from your cunt
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juries will butcher him he cant sing
hungary 12 points to germany
OH WAIT orbanites pulled out becasue they are ruski and erdugan semen slurpers
TUTTA L'ITALIA
best voice
Farty gay fest this is only fags and women watch euroshitson shitcontest and gays fart in each others mouth just so you know and they think farts and poo are sexy
do I spend 10 euros for pizzaslop of 10 pieces or 10 euros for a smaller one albeit of better quality
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Will never understand why it didn't do better. Poor Lasse Holm.
I always thought this had 90s anime opening energy, like this could be a swedish alternative opening to sailor moon or something
Makes sense considering the year it came out I guess
You must be +18 to use this website.
So can it go
euros
not the great British pound
Disgusting
slop just get pizza fun with extra dough
You suck farts out of other mens assholes
The smell of poo turns you on
TOTAL GERMANY LOVE!!!!!
you don't have one /ourguy/. you have three /ourguys/.
He's spanish not german
two 8 piece pizzas and a big coca cola for 16 euros
is that worth
Here you anons
I'm gay and we love farts! Sometimes we have fart parties and there's fruit and gratins and eggs and cabbage stew. We eat in peace and quiet and giggle and grin because we all know what's coming. Then we lie down and get a little drunk and pour ourselves booze and all kinds of drugs. Then we take our clothes off and start farting, we fart in each other's faces and mouths and on our dicks and fart with our dicks in our asses so there's a fart bubble in the fucking. It smells like farts and it pops and pops and we get excited and make Indian sounds with our hands cupped over each other's anuses. We go on for hours and become completely obsessed with the farts and completely gobsmacked by cum and sweat and lube and fall asleep exhausted in a pile on the floor. This is completely normal in the gay scene and all real gays usually go to fart parties at least once a month.
no, just the sexy one in the middle
Empty your balls in my ass
Alright, jannies, it's just one hour left. You know what to do with this thread
most straight swedish guy arrived
female board moid
I don't know if he got through but I DESPISE the fake quirky weird European, done PURELY PERFORMATIVELY for an imagined American observer
but hes always been like this
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Linux is enough to make your point valid.
Since no real German replied, you're gonna get the next best thing I suppose.
Erika changes the tone to keep in track with the music, but otherwise her pronounciation is fine.
mfw I discovered the singer is one of the guys from Eiffel 65 (Blue da ba dee)
ukrainian norwegian german netherlands malta all cant sing
Her brother? I thought he was her bf.....
I still have a chance anons
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this one is for the boomers and those sick with nostalgia.
for slop it is fine just get the BBQ one and maybe special
Banger post
Just noticed their mics have the pattern of birch wood, pretty cool detail
thanks i will now plant some tulips
are russia and israel competing this year?
just got youtube ad of israel's singer speaking in finnish and saying to vote for her
wtf
wish we had asia vision
Chance with who
i got this one earlier too
They're running a huge campaign on social media to get people to vote
Should do an Australia (except the not qualifying part). Would be kino.
tfw the judges will rig it for another shitty ballad by the most diverse individual
Holy shit what a god tier song
Also bonus points for being my birth year.
no, you should make them yourself most pizza places dont even have xylofourno
Evening lads
Cheeky cherry iced lemonade and a chicken katsu wrap from Maccies
the aboslute state of yugoslavia
So who are we all voting for today? I predict finland or estonia getting 12 from CRO
tommy cash is fake weird only for the eurovisio-ACK
I miss these fags so much like you would not believe...
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Will he cry after they lose?
There's unironically evidence that last year Israel tried to astroturf support for their song so they could use it for propaganda
this was the last good eurovision song
except the meme songs i guess
It's an actual thing anon
en.wikipedia.org
you don't want that anon. Think about it, there's more than just SEA in asia, so you'd get majority poo and arab nations.
who will be given the win this year,
geopolitically speaking
Planting your face on the camera to see the graphics instead of just looking at the telly in the arena
what an autist. love him
sex sex sex with italian women
Are you watchting the show alone or do you have a watch party?
me
alone but I'm in a Whatsapp group with a couple of my colleagues for the banter
Ahem
just squint a bit or pull the sides of your eyes so theyre smaller
you now have asia vision
idk who even won last year
We should invite you desu
Japan and Chine as well.
Bon appetite anon
I just finishing my coffee
there should be an asia vision and an anglovision for the anglophone countries and the top 3 qualify to eurovision. anglovision could happen in the future but i doubt something like asiavision would happen due to political and geographical reasons, and if it will, it probably would be its own thing. imagine all the cool artists we'd get
Austria will win 100%. The fag last year had competition too, this year will be a roflstomp
Normally I go to my Lithuania friends, him and his gf love it. My gf doesn't really get it.
Just me and my gf tonight
I hope not, I unironically love his song
it was some forgettable brainwashed tranny or something.
What are the limits here, same 4mb?
eurovision thread
it's all finnish posters
I guess the greeks are busy eating their slop
8mb
WTH???
I have never heard of it. Maybe I should try to watch it.
no ballad has won in the last few years, though ironically this year (austria) might be it. but again, unironically, it's pretty good and i wouldn't be against it winning. that twink can sure sing, my God.
why would eurovision be popular in greek of all places
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Whah? Since when?
The last few threads have been infested with them for some reason
i remember watching a bit of that years ago, it was all boring ballads.
they are just two greeks
Its such a shame that they allow every country to vote with the rest of the world shit now, all these american golems are just voting for Israel
are you ready?
test
One of the good songs in 2022:
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It's in Europe. Anyways
1. Who is favored to win
2. Is Canada in?
3. I hope Israel wins they've had a rough year
What did you do them? The people on the webm look a bit squeezed.
were better than UK
ballad slop
we are at least 4 i think
Germany finally abandoned shitglish, hopefully it'll be better this time.
the battle of the titans
If Albania wins, will they bankrupt themselves trying to host or give it to someone else?
It's in Europe
so where are all the balkans, baltics, spanish, portuguese, slavs?
BBC trying to tie doctor who into eurovision because they know it's dying desperate and cringe SAD!
eurovision lets gooo!
wuu!
yes
i kinda liked both UK and germany this year
You should get Charlie to promote UK instead
just dont spend so much money to the show.
It's cute to see Finns being this excited about Eurovision again. It's going to be a shame when both Finnish entries lose to the jury bait song
you forgot norway
But nobody likes nu-doctor who
Ironically USA would mogs everyone if they compete in Eurovision, kek:
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when was the last time a country won without english in its song?
jury bait song
but which one is it this year
i'm almost druk enough, right in time
WHERE CAN I CREATE A FINAL RESULTS TABLE???? TELL ME RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
The OFI keeper has a black gf
we have TONYAHHHH
why are the brits talking about bbcs again
Germany is actually amazing this year. Shocking I know, and very unlike Germany to send, but it's not bad at all.
It's Austria, which unfortunately has a lot of support among casual fans as well
best:
Germany, Sweden, Lithuania, Portugal, UK.
will they bankrupt themselves trying to host
You're underrating Albanian mafia.
ukraine 2022
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i dont even have a real favourite, there are some songs that are alright but nothing special
AIslop
greece
surname is Tenfjord
proof and pics?
greatest nations in europe can't win a singing contest
It's funny
I'm kinda sick of UK sending songs in English ngl. Send some welsh for a change or something.
you're a continent the size of europe
federal state song contest when
Xristogorgios keeping them alive
Mods just sticky this thread before the log gets filled with ESC threads posted by people farming for a sticky
best: Lithuania, Portugal, UK
and no Latvia
Opinion discarded.
those songs go very hard
love from finland
I hate juries so much it's unreal
do you guys vote? Do you have to pay?
pick one
Wish granted, next year the UK will compete with a song in Hindi
the problem is nobody in wales can speak welsh anymore. nevermind gaelic in the british isles its dead
Such an embarrassment
AI soy slop
grim
Would be cool. Even we sent one in Ukrainian and one in Udmurt even.
Is (You)ro vision an Anon Babble or Anon Babble thing?
It won't work there.
send a scot then they're funny
you should slopmax
no martha
no amy pond
our song is good
wtf am i in bizarro land?
i havnt heard it, but usually we are shit
the greek gal is a qt
Anon Babble because what the fuck is the point of eurovision threads when posters don't have flags
I hope we lose. When I found out about who we were sending this year, I could not fucking believe it.
Speaking of Spain, there's already a thread in Forocoches requesting votes for Israel to "own the wokes".
Who will win goys?
the singers kinda ruin it
Oh it's still shit, that anon just has weird taste
you have some of the greatest artists in history but can't produce anything worth shit now, what happened?
Those glasses stay firm in place.
i only voted once when i was 13, a legit contra tenor btw unlike nemo or the pinoy retard
newfag? it's always been all Anon Babble
Alone anon
vote for her, bros
I'd say it's more of an Anon Babble thing than Anon Babble. Even though it's music, we're here mostly just for shits and giggles and laughing at each others countries. Any decent music is just a welcome bonus.
we can.
we just dont send them to eurovision
going to eurovision is a career killer over here. it cements you as a meme act due to how uncool it is considered here
Baller is an absolute banger
she has some serious knockers
i only noticed yesterday
just don't participate then wtf
vote with your dick bros
That vote would go to Erika.
really now?
if we didnt participate the lgbt community would seethe. its not worth the drama so we just send some literal who's every time
POSTING AN ABSOLUTE BANGER
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did you like asteromata?
eurovision and football are best watched alone
yeah. really
Booba!
with family and Anon Babble
forever pissed that this song finished LAST. fucking LAST PLACE. utter bullshit. europe let them down. this banger doesn't deserve this disrespect
True
less trannies in eurovision is good, let them seethe.
BENGIN IN THE BANGINA!!! :DDDD
Why did we let lgbt take over the competition anyway? Back in the day it was a classy business, even had orchestra
New bread since jannies can't fucking sticky
I watch it with Anon Babble :D
sad how desperate you are to get stickied
not even at bump limit mr emergency pants
Happy Eurovision night guys! I'm quite surprised to see France surging in the odds recently, I like the entry but for me it is less impacftul compared to Barbara Pravi and Slimane's entry. I don't believe we can win, but securing a Top 3 position seems possible. What do you think?
hadn't watched any of the show with my family
sit down for 10 minutes just as this segment started
Thanks EBU you ruined my family
Is that what got your panties twitsed? Should've posted your thread sooner, cuck
This thread had over 5 posts/min, pekka
I remember how angry he got some year when the thread I made got the sticky. It's hardcore autism
italy like 3 years ago
Do Swedes really?
KEK
played it like 20 times, it's the first ESC song that it's an actual good standalone song.
Listened to half the album and it's good too
He forgot about Ukraine 2022
many such cases, don't worry
it's bad etiquette to be an emergency pants
then why didn't you make one this year too? would've been funny
19 years ago
I'm off to off myself. FUCKING HELL I remember the hype around it like it was yesterday.
do not get why do you like our entry this year, but ok I guess
projecting this hard
brother why are you acting like we can't recognize your posts? Anon Babble is like a few hundred active posters and you clearly are the most autistic about eurovision
OMG i want to destroy her with my dick SEXO
bodied that pozzed freak
Why is ERTFLIX so laggy Greek bros?
Am i forced to watch the closed caption channel?
that would be really fun I think. Also I hate that they dont let USA participate as a joke every few years
So it begins.
I'm a metalhead first and this is right up my alley