12 hours until Eurovision
12 hours until Eurovision
MY TOP 3
Albania
ABSOLUTE KINO. Was my top pick on Tuesday even when I didn't know what they were singing about. Now, I love it even more.
Fire! Fall upon our tribal wild dances. In the darkness, we hunger for light. Endlessly searching.
10/10
Sweden
Just a couple sauna bros spreading joy. Nothing pretentious. No "message" being preached. Everything is top notch.
Ei saa peittää
KEK "do not cover". I've seen that on a few radiators.
Estonia
He, as the kids say, understood the assignment. This song just makes me happy! Also, I watched a few interviews with him and he's such a nice and genuine dude.
No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso
Tommy solves mental health. Therapists on suicide watch.
I'm still seething about Australia getting shafted
my top 5
sweden because hell yea
germany because certified banger + beautiful singer
estonia because funny and good
finland because it slaps, didn't like it at first but it grew on me
luxembourg because good + cutie
honorable mention: iceland
Germany
Sweden
Finland
in THAT order
pls no not again
I think Germany will win, because it's catchy.
I'm also sad about Australia.
I wanted a taste of the Milkshake Man :(
(no homo)
what are you, one of 'em uh.... coomers?
Se eu te explicar, palavra a palavra
Nunca vais entender a dor que me cala
A solidão que assombra a hora da partida
Carrego o sossego de poder voltar
Mãe olha à janela que eu 'tou a chegar
This is the year Portugal wins. I can feel it
The song was catchy but he had a bad semi would’ve done better in first semi with uk and belgium being there
For my Top 3 (not in any particular order):
Finland
Sweden
Luxembourg
why would you watch this jewish woke event
I'm pooping on my son la lalala laalaa
Luxembourg is a good shout. I'm actually surprised I like it because I usually hate these sort of "sugary" entries and I can't stand anything Fr*nch
Yeah, would have paired nicely with the Espresso Macchiato and the bastu (even though it's not beverage-based).
I'm afraid Estonia is gonna pull a lot of the funny-votes away from Sweden and we're gonna end up with a jury-decided Austria win
Estonia from the semi-finals have more views on YouTube than us now *dun dun duuun*
Now that you mention it, it's curious that a few entries this year were about food and drink. Although I'm happy that Poison Cake didn't go through. What the hell was that?
Second time Finns are gonna lose because jury
You guys have the advantage of singing much later than Estonia in the final. I think it will go one of 4 ways:
The decent outcome
Sweden wins
The based outcome
Estonia wins (please let it happen)
The realistic outcome
Fucking juries give everything to Austrian faggot and the public gets fucked over for the third year in a row
The GIGABASED outcome
Public goes heavy on Sweden, Juries go heavy on Austria, neither is enough to get the win on their own but their combined appreciation of KINO Albania leads to Total Albanian Victory and Tirana 2026 bankrupts the whole country but hey at least it was good while it lasted
The emo food song. Should have been a food ballad too.
eurovision 24 1st semi-final - 5.2M views
eurovision 24 2st semi-final - 4.2M views
eurovision 25 1st semi-final - 3.8M views
eurovision 25 2st semi-final - 3.1M views
as per youtube. People keep losing interest (and that's a good thing)
Snek snek snek
He won’t blink. He can’t.
Here is your eurovision twink bro
eurovision 23 1st semi-final - 4M views
eurovision 22 1st semi-final - 5M views
eurovision 21 1st semi-final - 5.1M views
JUST
you retard there is a whole one year difference between them.
Sadly as long as globohomo is in power people will watch, pay and vote for the twinks and whales in the show.
something bad's gonna happen
be on your guard
who the fuck binges on eurovision semi-final shows of previous years you goof, you either watch that live or don't watch it at all
Jews will disqualify someone again?
do you understand how youtube views work?
clueless
Here's your "country with Islamic crescent on their flag" representative bro
This unironically proves that Azerbaijan is honorary white european country.
Otherwise why we would send a liberal gay jew (that OUR government approved by the way) to the show?
I think the milkshake man talk-singing more than singing is what soured people about the entry and didn’t vote for him. Personally I thought it was fun
yes they decrease exponentially. Most youtue vids amass most of their views during the first week, then it decreases rapidly
yeah sure whatever you say bro
The jurors will cheat us from a good ending again like they did last year with baby lasagna and the year previous to that with Karija? Who is going to get fugged this time?
Sauna boys this time
hopefully sweden in favor of finland, deserved after that moroccan witch robbed green cha ch cha guy
God I hope Austrian fag acts up and gets disqualified
*Melancholic Scandinavian music*
This unironically proves that Azerbaijan is honorary white european country.
Honestly I think EBU fucked him pretty hard, compare the vocals to the studio version and it sounds incredibly watered down, as well as not having authentic audience participation in like the only act that asks the audience to sing along
mfw I just learned that contestants don't even sing in their country's native language
they're all cucked to sing in English
How do you defend this, eurobros
it’s your fault
Not all of them sing in English, but yeah, it's fucked.
TOTAL ANGLO VICTORY
Top 3 I want to do the sex with:
Germany
Latvia
Finland
I think you underestimate my fatfu’s potential of winning
1. Albania
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. France
5. Austria
6. Luxembourg
7. Germany
8. Estonia
9. Portugal
10. Israel
Bet your life savings on this.
Latvia
For me, it's Gabriela.
The finnish plastic bimbo over pure louane?
Come on dude
I hope these thins happen tonight:
Estonia making it to the top3
Melody, queen of Spain, making it to the top15 (not gonna happen, sadly)
Good results from based Gabry Ponte (San Marino), Germany, Norway, Luxembourg, Latvia, Netherlands, Sweden and France.
Total flop of Israel, Ukraine, Lithuania, Finland, Malta and Albania.
aliyev approved this
No his bimbo wife did it
random joke our commentators made at the expense of armenia's song
top post on reddit's sub
This is actually the year where the most non-English songs have been in it since they got rid of the rule forcing everyone to sing in their own languages.
Unusually many native-language entries this year. Here's an unbiased one: youtube.com
No Kazakhstan not watching.
Based russo deslocado. May the ancient tree spirits of Fanal protect you.
Just realized Estonia reminds me of a very famous piece of classical music but I can't remember what it's called. Anybody knows?
vocaroo.com
Didn't know ebu was so big
paying attention to reddit
Watch it for Tommy, he's part Kazakh.
Holy mulatto
The Barber Of Seville Overture by Rossini
My favourite Italian composer actually
Thanks, it was driving me crazy.
Just got an ad to vote for “New Day Will Rise” with the number to call. Doesn’t mention Israel at all on the ad.
You already did enough to them by giving weapons to the Azeris. Leave Armenia alone
Im fucking wheezing
it's already locked
there were other threads on r/eurovision about israeli journalists attacking journalists from other countries and about muting the audience and fake cheering, but all of them are locked or were deleted
israeli journalists attacking journalists from other countries
never happened btw, and it's based mods are locking fake outrage circle-jerking threads tbhwy
they apparently photographed other journalists during the israeli song (which is already against rules) and later followed some of them and harrased them by calling them antisemites
source: your gaping ass
Who does the Israeli public want to win tonight aside from your entry?
sex with aurelija
no idea, personally i'm rooting for san marino
I gave another try to the Finnish song and I think it’s starting to grow on me :|
Britain would win if they sent one of their qt black female rappers to Eurovision. This song (Baddies) is better than all the Eurovision songs put together:
youtube.com
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Israel has so far this year
accused Iceland of plagiarising an Israeli song
tried to get Spain disqualified over offensive commentary
harassed the Polish reporters backstage
made offensive commentary themselves towards Armenia
I wonder who they’ll piss off next
Britain would win if they sent this guy
youtu.be
hopefully you if we place top 5
is it worth watching it this year? last year was pretty fun with all the drama
i saw that we sent some random nigger, so thats not a good start
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING WORK AND PIN THIS THREAD
the Irish broadcasters would go bankrupt otherwise
I wonder what my wife is thinking before the final
They usually do it like 30 min before it starts
sex
Why is she so sexo?
LA POOPIE MERDE LE SON LALALALALA
How many big women are in the finals?
I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. You're over here edging to some roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, meanwhile I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that I have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.
And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.
You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.
Tons (pun intended)
Fucking day of the treadmill can't come soon enough
his song is actually pretty decent, even if it's sung in french for some fucking reason. do you have french speaking parts in the netherlands?
TAVO AKYS MATO SKAUSMA
MANO AKIMS TIK DUODA JAUSMA
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
kino hyperborean asian hybrid
Homo-Soveticus
no lol
it would make sense if he was belgian
this day every year all i can do is think of her
youtube.com
At least we're guaranteed to get the douze points from France now.
yeah that's what i was thinking, i know he immigrated to the netherlands but this guy would've been perfect for belgium since he's congolese so there's history there
are turks still seething about this 15 years later?
The Israeli girl looks like a fish. Their contestant from last year was way more SEXO.
MY KOKOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Girl from last year gonna present our score for other cunts btw
The only good song this year. Hope bro does alright, but this is faggotvision we are talking about.
ΚΑTARSIS
Who are this years:
Sexo mommy
Sexo jailbait
Meme contestant
Gay twink
Token black guy
APOLOGIZE NIGGERLAND!
thirdie moment but now that we lost i dont care to watch desu
For so many years tou have crushed fun songs with burgerpop. Today you will learn what its like to be cucolded be jury.
Poland
?
Estonia
?
Netherlands
Can Germany come top 10? My favourite song except Sweden
0. (10/10)
1. Ukraine (8/10)
2. Switzerland (7.5/10)
3. Lithuania (7/10)
4. Portugal
5. Ireland (rip) (6.5/10)
6. Italy (6/10)
7. Luxembourg
8. Malta
9. Poland
10. Latvia (5.5/10)
erika
luxemburg
estonia sweden
ukraine norway lithuania austria
Austria is gonna win by the jewries
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Poland, Finland, Denmark, France
Germany
Estonia, Sweden
Austria, Ukraine, Norway
Netherlands
Add Luxembourg to sexo jailbait and Australia to meme contestant
Netherlands
it's true
What the fuck, again?? We sent like 3 black guys in the past 5 years.
The harassed satti also. They said she was the worst. Greek media talked about it for days.
After a whole fucking year they remembered it
Yeah but this time you sent the zestiest of them all.
So, more free points there.
Netherlands are the most woke country in europe so it makes sense, your youth basically thinks they're americans as is
Impossible, our 2021 was peak zesty nigger.
It makes no sense though, we don't even have a lot of black people here unless you go to Bijlmer. Our biggest immigrant groups are Moroccans and Turks.
dude! she is sexo!
Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
They're always slimy nitpickers and like act defensive and then project it into us when we react, That's the true european spirit from my experience
luxemburg
jail bait
she's only 25 you sick fucks
luxemburg one is mid
2021 was awful. You guys won the previous year and you decided to sent a gay anti-white song (and it got zero points lmao), and the year after you didn't even qualify.
you finally sent a banger with joost but then the whole disqualification fiasco happened, and now you're back to sending slop. at least this guy is better than the last one.
Hosting Eurovision twice in a row is too expensive so the 2021 contestant made sense.
Least year it wasnt a fiasco, it was a well deserved punishment.
He also had anti semitic dialogues, fought with some journalists(???) and acted like pedo faggot
you were saying greece two days ago and france yesterday
YU NO MAN BROCCOLI
YU NO MAN BROCCOLI
YU NO MAN BROCCO BROCCOLI
He also had anti semitic dialogues, fought with some journalists(???) and acted like pedo faggot
VGH.... he's just like me
Somewhere along the way I lost my miiiiind
I had to walk a hundred thousand mileeeees
I'm not afraid to set it all on fireeeee
I won't fall again
I'LL BE MY OWN LIGHTER
EH, EH, EH, EH
NOTHING CAN BURN ME NOW
EH, EH, EH, EH,
I'LL BE MY OWN LIGHTER
I FEEL A SPARK INSIDE ME
I DON'T NEED SAAAAVIIIING
NO WAY, NO WAY
CUZ IM MY OWN IM MY OWN LIGHTEEEER
expensive
apparently close to a million people visiting rotten-dam is bad for the economy or smth
Yeah but the woke left people who choose who goes want to send minorities, and those minorities don't want to go because eurovision is gay and lame
t.
i dont even watch this show
i think it´s just gay, woke and super boring.
You can hear ALL the entry songs MONTHS before the show. Also it´s not a family show anymore but exclusive for trannies and lesbians.
The only "good" song this year is that meme song from Finland
Also every year i used to make a youtube playlist with my favorte ESC songs and this year i dont even have a single song i put in it.
ESC has became so lame
He also had anti semitic dialogues
EH, EH, EH, EH
kek when you write it like that it's so goofy
do you miss xer, Anon Babble?
You should try listening to your song. Germany actually sent a song in German, and it's sound is definitely something you'd associate with Germany. I'm not kidding. It's the best German entry in forever.
I guess it's a matter of taste but I've added way more songs to my playlist from this year compared to the previous. Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Sweden, and so many others
tfw no waifu possessed by the devil
Only good thing to come out from that was her stage designer got noticed for being really good at his job and this year he's set Cyprus and Austria which were quite kino in the stage department.
ngl getting a bit tired of anons posting her everywhere. how many of you ACTUALLY like the song and how many are just thirsty coomers?
Yes
Have you heard about the bimbo fetish?
have a same age as her
I've been listening to Baller nonstop since I first heard it on the second semi. I legit think it's a banger that even the most eurovision skeptic anti would enjoy
I like the song, it's a banger.
bookie odds
Same.
fun fact - they're actually austrian
GROOOOWING UUP IS GETTING OLD
even funner fact, they're actually HUNGARIAN
He should've made it instead of Luxemburg or Denmark tbqh
Erika is gay and woke too, she just happens to be blonde and have big titties
Xe unironically had one of the most interesting performances of xer year
why is malta so high? jesus christ
If Sweden actually wins I'll be so mad because any other country could send that and it would maybe be 7th or something as a joke entry
When watching 2021 I thought this song was going to win, weirdly enough. It didn't even make top 10. (It did get 11th however)
Nice
Because
YAAS! OMG! SHE ABSOLUTELY ATE!
Yeah she did. And TOO much.
Moroccan Oil
It's an Israeli company
meme song because serving cunt
tummy
Your nigger and last year's faggot would not be able to sing their slopsong if that company did not fund it.
I like when people are multicultural like this. Two hungarian siblings born in Austria representing Germany singing in German. It just fits. European heritage.
The mother of the founder of nariccan oil is moroccan
malta cannot send a good song to save themselves. it's either slop that doesn't qualify, or it's slop that qualifies but of the yass twitter variety.
Eurovision gets public radio funding from all across the continent, I don't think the contest being held hinges on a shampoo company
Oh wow I think I actually prefer their Hungarian version:
youtube.com
greece
0.5
it doesnt count towards being a pornstar when 80% of balkan women are vizitidio from 14 years old
0 icelandic pornstars
surely there's at least 1 somewhere
The song and performance was meh. It was good but meh by last year's standards. Face it: the quality of Eurovision has gone up in the past 4 years (yes, countries are baiting the juries; that means more fun interesting songs.)
From Thursday, Finland was the clear top choice. I missed Tuesday, but I always pick San Marino as my wildcard -- they're fucking due.
No joke, if Sweden wins this year they will prove to themselves that you don't have to always "play it safe" to have a chance to win.
Ultimately that's a good thing for them. I grew so tired of their safe songs.
I have not checked a single act before today, so it will all be fresh and fun to me.
I wish everyone a nice Eurovision day
finland has been sending meme contestants for like a decade and didn't win a single one though
In a just world, the splitscreen would be Albania-Finland
I hope Laika is still alive
And that Ireland wins
Yeah, our media looks weird -- historians will look back to this (ironically) thin set of years between fat-positivity and widespread ozempic.use.
a decade
b-but Lordi!
thats nearly 2 decades now
thread is supporting a fat bitch in no clothes using a mic stand as a dick and singing about how she's coming *wink* *wink*
This thread is missing class
Im only 25 (soon 26).
25 is young.
The important thing is to have fun. Cha cha cha made much more of a splash than whoever won that year.
Alright, niggas, post 'em
tiermaker.com
Laika party in the sky
Like a party in the sky
Very clever wordplay, shame no one picked up on it
Germany would end up in the top 3 but since we're placed early everyone will forget about our song
The anon who has been saying France has always been me not the druggie
i agree, i always like your submissions
im just saying that a meme song doesn't equal guaranteed big win chance
literally riding a giant mic stand that ejaculates pyrotechnic sparks at the climax of the song
Subtle indeed.
coomerkino tonight?
who is hosting?
As long as they know that meme songs can pull you through.
I agree, after years of Germany not sending any songs in German (the last Eurovision song in German I'm pretty sure was Dancing Lasha Tumbai. a banger by by Ukraine ofc because Ukraine always sends bangers) they send this solid top-10 by a hottie.
This is how you make us forgive all the mass murder.
The two funniest women they could find in their country.
Switzerland should never be allowed to host again. I thought Germans weren’t funny but these Sw*ss are a different breed of autism. Only the UK and Sweden are enjoyable hosts.
never mind, we aren't early. someone posted a wrong table
I support Estonia
Bet the house on us, I'm serious.
Will get guaranteed 12 points from France and Belgium
A black guy, so will get the woke vote
He's not doing anything extremely gay or woke, so isn't repulsed by the average person
Sweden will lose some meme votes to Estonia
France never scores well with the public vote
Last time a black guy won Eurovision was 2001
Only Austria could fuck it up, but it would be stupid not to put a cheeky 20 euros on us considering some betting websites have us at 30/1.
bewbs
ΟΗ ΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟ Ι, CLAUDIA BROS?????
Yet israel send a solid top 10 by a hottie last year and you didn' forgive them, funny how that works
my nigga i cant read your boy slave runes
fags and juries are obsessed with vocals and think its a singing contest so they're sadly not rating the song itself
Honestly I'm inclined to agree. Outside of Basel there's virtually zero interest, even in the biggest cities. (The only major Swiss live viewing parties I found posted online were in the US). I can't even get ironic hype here.
For evidence: eurovision-basel.ch
Going to watch Eurovision alone AGAIN
No one in Canada appreciates Eurovision
I'm such a weird evil pervert incel
Your cunt apparently has the biggest audience out of all the never-participating countries in ESC. Why do Chileans watch Eurokino?
It won't be long until your cunt joins eurovision. Who are you niggas going to send next year?
They're white, only white people watch eurovision
because the song was boring ballad slop, same as this year
I like the remix
youtube.com
This is anti-pontic discrimination.
I've dreamed about this literally twice. In the first dream I was part of the band that was first representing Eurovision as a drummer and we were some industrial metal band. Oh also there was a sauna there that contestants hanged out in. That dream was years ago
honestly even the mid ones are very good. even the vocal heavy ones. asteromata is great, and denmark is very good.
asteromata would be a great winner or top tenner any other year.
Seems like our win has already been prophesied. See you all in Gothenburg next year
If you think about it participating in eurovision is kinda like the olympics but instead of hanging out with hot athletic people from all across the world you get to hang out with a bunch of weirdos from all across europe
i know i ranked netherlands and portugal very low, but i really enjoyed those too.
i should've put armenia in D instead.
Sauna
Metal
That's clearly Finland.
Aland needs to host. the ideal dream: SVT pays for a show on Finnish soil
*representing Canada in Eurovision
I'm ready
Ah, well argued, except that your song is really boring. Not flashy enough to get public votes, not artsy enough to get jury votes.
It sounds like the zesty version of the Andrew Tate song
Move Finland to S
Move Austria and Italy down to A
Move Poland up to A
Hey now, Mika is a fucking legend. Genuinely great music if you like indie + prog/experimental + pop crossover. (Still riding his debut album a bit tho)
Foo I play Israel ESC songs all the time, but *after* 2023ish was when I started feeling kinda weird about doing it at parties (or at least playing the original non-English version).
why do euros still care about this when every single year the fan favorite loses to some brown industry plant.
Are euros just permanently mazed?
let me guess someone who has a drop of ukranian blood will win this year
or maybe a palestinian or syrian or iranian or some other stupid staged bullshit that serves no other purpose than to push the agenda of the elites at the expense of creativity
now that I think of it eurovision is a perfect fit for europe as a whole
let me guess someone who has a drop of ukranian blood will win this year
or maybe a palestinian or syrian or iranian or some other stupid staged bullshit that serves no other purpose than to push the agenda of the elites at the expense of creativity
el retardo...
Lol ask Celine, back when we were allowed to hire ringers (I don't think we even had to give her a passport).
try asking gpt to rewrite this to sound less angry
also the answer is because it's fun
t. Benjamin Katzberg
Given that SVT already said that they are going to host a budget show if they win, I can see it.
You're not white. You wouldn't get it.
I'm talking about the current hosts.
Eurovision needs diversity
I do like the song.
For the last 15 years or so I fucking HATED everything pop music related cause it sounded like generic shit music. Now we're finally getting some interesting pop music again with a bit more techno/edm influence again
its not about pontic greek, "tzivaeri" isnt even that used by pontic greeks, its a word mostly used by heptanisians.xatzidakis and domna samiou created the myth of it being related to leros and asia minor not even the pontic sea
using tzivaeri signifies creative doldrums, its like a buzzword thats there to show that the lyricist just wanted a relatively exotic word to rhyme with smth and couldn't think of anything else
Is Hungary the easiest country to get laid in Europe?
you can use google lens
We need to kick out israel or australia and allow japan or korea to compete.
WHAT no way I can't wait to see the pedo faggot freak show!!
I will rub your nose in it when an Israeli wins again as a way to "stick it" to kanye
they should send a kpop group to eurovision, and a rock band or pop artist from japan. it would be peak
i've always fantasized about an eurovision-type show but with only kpop groups, but i guess that already kinda exists with music shows and award shows
it's annoying how these boring takes about eurovision will keep following us forever. the show has a rancid reputation with non viewers it's crazy.
you guys won't care, but this has been one of the best years musically in the competition. listen to germany's entry
The finnish song last year was 10x better
I cant even remember what beat it
I mean eurovision is shit but in an entertaining way.
maybe you mean the one from two years ago, the one that almost won, cha cha cha? last year it was windows 95 man
3 italian songs in the final
mp4 unrelated
imagine if she stepped on you hahaha ha
uh oh the jews got offended again
I want to taste her toes.
ICH KOMME
ICH KOMME
why is the song called 'baller' again?
our commentator literally just cited the facts of the case in a very matter of fact way (including casualties), and you could tell in the tone of his voice he was really uncomfortable lol
Our bitch is crazy hot but they dressed her like a granny, fucking embarrassing
Why is Sweden so high?
The song is a bit too serious to show her ballistics in 4k
muh ABBA
1. Estonia
2. Finland
3. Sweden
technically four since the malta contestant is from napoli
was switzerland high anywhere at all in the bookies last year? i'm expecting a swerve.
Are you implying lazy fat fucks won't exist in the future?
Sounds like it could belong to Death Note soundtrack
Why are there so many men in make-up this year?
link to the tier list? I want to make one.
thats why she wore the mousxouri glasses in order to be taken seriously, she is a panic records slag skylou
4 hours left?
Time to open my beer.
a friend invited me to watch the final with her
It's over.. After years spent on int this time I won't be with you for the final
with her
Sex her anon
fuck her right in the pussy
is she hot?
there you go here is my tier list
you can always read through the thead tommorow on desuarchive, I didn't know about Anon Babble until 2021 and I had so much fun re-watching previous Eurovisions that I saw only with friends and family while reading through the old stickes
her
thats when i knew it was a lie
will you do the sexo mr. italiano?
I never got the point of posting lists with absolutely no comments. Like OK you like this song, and you don't like this one. Well *I* would put this HERE and this HERE. It's a fucking waste of time. Tell me WHY you like a song. What do you latch on to? Can be just one sentence if you want.
I'm Italian, I want a soave transina
Good idea, thanks
I don't preview songs, but anybody who had and did not predict The Code would win 100% was delusional. You knew in the first 15 seconds of listening that it was tailor-fit to win.
I didn't preview songs, I went in blind, and 2025 was possibly the best ESC year all around. And that means that I might honestly call The Code the best ESC song of all time (not necessarily my favorite) -- it's as if they made it in a science lab to win the thing. Opinions may differ.
not a fan but I saw some faggots asked the estonian to sing bella ciao and he refused (based)
Have the thread posts feed into an earpiece. You can then give her the best jokes. Girls love Anon Babble jokes.
Kek
Tierlist
Since someone posted a link to the tier lists, tried to do mine.
No woman will make you as happy as we do
desuarchive doesn't let me open old esc sticky theads because they are too big or something
the Estonian entry is incredibly reddit, you can't make me like it
if you know the songs, you should be able to figure it out from the lists. talking about music is like dancing about architecture anyway
Or just read the thread WITH her. What's the big deal?
alright babe, check this out. see here? someone posted the lettter "N", so now I reply with the letter "I"
no no, I don't need to "log in", you see how everyone's name is Anonymous? yeah, you don't log in, just fill in a captcha and post
what is a janny? well they work day and night deleting posts that supposedly break the rules, no they don't get paid, no seriously babe they all work for free, yeah I couldn't believe it either...
friend
that's how I knew it was a lie
I know it in my heart, I'm waiting for these 3 days of Eurovision like normal people wait for Christmas
It gives a reason for you to pure rage when 8/10 on your list gets robbed meanwhile 0/10 passes for muh globohomo
>France never scores well with the public vote
Well, Barbara Pravi (2021) and Slimane (2024) basically got more points from the public than the jury, so I don't know where this stereotype comes from.
It usually gives you the option to either see the last 50 posts or view it in chunks. For example, here's the one from Thursday:
New bread
Are you the Portuguese guy I was talking to in yesterday's thread?
give me some good spanish ones, it's impossible to search for it, you only get bogged american latinas.
being an unironic wood person
Why.
budapest is just a porn hub for central europe, they all go there because the industry's there. Much like miami now in the US