12 hours until Eurovision

why would you watch this jewish woke event

I'm pooping on my son la lalala laalaa

Luxembourg is a good shout. I'm actually surprised I like it because I usually hate these sort of "sugary" entries and I can't stand anything Fr*nch

Yeah, would have paired nicely with the Espresso Macchiato and the bastu (even though it's not beverage-based).

I'm afraid Estonia is gonna pull a lot of the funny-votes away from Sweden and we're gonna end up with a jury-decided Austria win

Estonia from the semi-finals have more views on YouTube than us now *dun dun duuun*

Now that you mention it, it's curious that a few entries this year were about food and drink. Although I'm happy that Poison Cake didn't go through. What the hell was that?

Second time Finns are gonna lose because jury

You guys have the advantage of singing much later than Estonia in the final. I think it will go one of 4 ways:

The decent outcome

Sweden wins

The based outcome

Estonia wins (please let it happen)

The realistic outcome

Fucking juries give everything to Austrian faggot and the public gets fucked over for the third year in a row

The GIGABASED outcome

Public goes heavy on Sweden, Juries go heavy on Austria, neither is enough to get the win on their own but their combined appreciation of KINO Albania leads to Total Albanian Victory and Tirana 2026 bankrupts the whole country but hey at least it was good while it lasted

The emo food song. Should have been a food ballad too.

eurovision 24 1st semi-final - 5.2M views

eurovision 24 2st semi-final - 4.2M views

eurovision 25 1st semi-final - 3.8M views

eurovision 25 2st semi-final - 3.1M views

as per youtube. People keep losing interest (and that's a good thing)

Snek snek snek

He won’t blink. He can’t.

Here is your eurovision twink bro

eurovision 23 1st semi-final - 4M views

eurovision 22 1st semi-final - 5M views

eurovision 21 1st semi-final - 5.1M views

JUST

you retard there is a whole one year difference between them.
Sadly as long as globohomo is in power people will watch, pay and vote for the twinks and whales in the show.

something bad's gonna happen
be on your guard

who the fuck binges on eurovision semi-final shows of previous years you goof, you either watch that live or don't watch it at all

Jews will disqualify someone again?

do you understand how youtube views work?
clueless

Here's your "country with Islamic crescent on their flag" representative bro

This unironically proves that Azerbaijan is honorary white european country.
Otherwise why we would send a liberal gay jew (that OUR government approved by the way) to the show?

I think the milkshake man talk-singing more than singing is what soured people about the entry and didn’t vote for him. Personally I thought it was fun

yes they decrease exponentially. Most youtue vids amass most of their views during the first week, then it decreases rapidly

yeah sure whatever you say bro

The jurors will cheat us from a good ending again like they did last year with baby lasagna and the year previous to that with Karija? Who is going to get fugged this time?

Sauna boys this time

hopefully sweden in favor of finland, deserved after that moroccan witch robbed green cha ch cha guy

God I hope Austrian fag acts up and gets disqualified

*Melancholic Scandinavian music*

This unironically proves that Azerbaijan is honorary white european country.

youtube.com/watch?v=7uc9RZH3kWw

Honestly I think EBU fucked him pretty hard, compare the vocals to the studio version and it sounds incredibly watered down, as well as not having authentic audience participation in like the only act that asks the audience to sing along

mfw I just learned that contestants don't even sing in their country's native language

they're all cucked to sing in English

How do you defend this, eurobros

it’s your fault

Not all of them sing in English, but yeah, it's fucked.

TOTAL ANGLO VICTORY

Top 3 I want to do the sex with:

Germany

Latvia

Finland

I think you underestimate my fatfu’s potential of winning

1. Albania
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. France
5. Austria
6. Luxembourg
7. Germany
8. Estonia
9. Portugal
10. Israel

Bet your life savings on this.

Latvia

For me, it's Gabriela.

The finnish plastic bimbo over pure louane?
Come on dude

I hope these thins happen tonight:

Estonia making it to the top3

Melody, queen of Spain, making it to the top15 (not gonna happen, sadly)

Good results from based Gabry Ponte (San Marino), Germany, Norway, Luxembourg, Latvia, Netherlands, Sweden and France.

Total flop of Israel, Ukraine, Lithuania, Finland, Malta and Albania.

aliyev approved this

No his bimbo wife did it

random joke our commentators made at the expense of armenia's song

top post on reddit's sub

This is actually the year where the most non-English songs have been in it since they got rid of the rule forcing everyone to sing in their own languages.

Unusually many native-language entries this year. Here's an unbiased one: youtube.com/watch?v=WK3HOMhAeQY

No Kazakhstan not watching.

Based russo deslocado. May the ancient tree spirits of Fanal protect you.

Just realized Estonia reminds me of a very famous piece of classical music but I can't remember what it's called. Anybody knows?
vocaroo.com/143XMtFnglhu

Didn't know ebu was so big

paying attention to reddit

Watch it for Tommy, he's part Kazakh.

Holy mulatto

The Barber Of Seville Overture by Rossini

youtu.be/OloXRhesab0?t=128

My favourite Italian composer actually

Thanks, it was driving me crazy.

Just got an ad to vote for “New Day Will Rise” with the number to call. Doesn’t mention Israel at all on the ad.

You already did enough to them by giving weapons to the Azeris. Leave Armenia alone

Im fucking wheezing

it's already locked
there were other threads on r/eurovision about israeli journalists attacking journalists from other countries and about muting the audience and fake cheering, but all of them are locked or were deleted

israeli journalists attacking journalists from other countries

never happened btw, and it's based mods are locking fake outrage circle-jerking threads tbhwy

they apparently photographed other journalists during the israeli song (which is already against rules) and later followed some of them and harrased them by calling them antisemites

source: your gaping ass

Who does the Israeli public want to win tonight aside from your entry?

sex with aurelija

no idea, personally i'm rooting for san marino

I gave another try to the Finnish song and I think it’s starting to grow on me :|

Britain would win if they sent one of their qt black female rappers to Eurovision. This song (Baddies) is better than all the Eurovision songs put together:
youtube.com/watch?v=PpapqWrIN9U

/J0K/G+PE2zUCA3EOEJp2PA==/

Israel has so far this year

accused Iceland of plagiarising an Israeli song

tried to get Spain disqualified over offensive commentary

harassed the Polish reporters backstage

made offensive commentary themselves towards Armenia

I wonder who they’ll piss off next

Britain would win if they sent this guy
youtu.be/leIwPLXr9a8?si=62cc7A7znufDSRRR

hopefully you if we place top 5

is it worth watching it this year? last year was pretty fun with all the drama

i saw that we sent some random nigger, so thats not a good start

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the Irish broadcasters would go bankrupt otherwise

I wonder what my wife is thinking before the final

They usually do it like 30 min before it starts

sex

Why is she so sexo?

LA POOPIE MERDE LE SON LALALALALA

How many big women are in the finals?

I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. You're over here edging to some roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, meanwhile I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that I have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.

And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.

You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.

Tons (pun intended)
Fucking day of the treadmill can't come soon enough

his song is actually pretty decent, even if it's sung in french for some fucking reason. do you have french speaking parts in the netherlands?

TAVO AKYS MATO SKAUSMA
MANO AKIMS TIK DUODA JAUSMA
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO
TAVO

kino hyperborean asian hybrid

Homo-Soveticus

no lol
it would make sense if he was belgian

this day every year all i can do is think of her
youtube.com/watch?v=7pL9vdpSvnY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest

At least we're guaranteed to get the douze points from France now.

yeah that's what i was thinking, i know he immigrated to the netherlands but this guy would've been perfect for belgium since he's congolese so there's history there

are turks still seething about this 15 years later?

The Israeli girl looks like a fish. Their contestant from last year was way more SEXO.

MY KOKOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Girl from last year gonna present our score for other cunts btw

The only good song this year. Hope bro does alright, but this is faggotvision we are talking about.

ΚΑTARSIS

Who are this years:

Sexo mommy

Sexo jailbait

Meme contestant

Gay twink

Token black guy

APOLOGIZE NIGGERLAND!

thirdie moment but now that we lost i dont care to watch desu

For so many years tou have crushed fun songs with burgerpop. Today you will learn what its like to be cucolded be jury.

Poland
?
Estonia
?
Netherlands

Can Germany come top 10? My favourite song except Sweden

0. (10/10)
1. Ukraine (8/10)
2. Switzerland (7.5/10)
3. Lithuania (7/10)
4. Portugal
5. Ireland (rip) (6.5/10)
6. Italy (6/10)
7. Luxembourg
8. Malta
9. Poland
10. Latvia (5.5/10)

erika

luxemburg

estonia sweden

ukraine norway lithuania austria

Austria is gonna win by the jewries
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Poland, Finland, Denmark, France
Germany
Estonia, Sweden
Austria, Ukraine, Norway
Netherlands

Add Luxembourg to sexo jailbait and Australia to meme contestant

Netherlands

it's true

What the fuck, again?? We sent like 3 black guys in the past 5 years.

The harassed satti also. They said she was the worst. Greek media talked about it for days.
After a whole fucking year they remembered it

Yeah but this time you sent the zestiest of them all.
So, more free points there.

Netherlands are the most woke country in europe so it makes sense, your youth basically thinks they're americans as is

Impossible, our 2021 was peak zesty nigger.

It makes no sense though, we don't even have a lot of black people here unless you go to Bijlmer. Our biggest immigrant groups are Moroccans and Turks.

dude! she is sexo!

Oh yeah, I forgot about him.

They're always slimy nitpickers and like act defensive and then project it into us when we react, That's the true european spirit from my experience

luxemburg

jail bait

she's only 25 you sick fucks

luxemburg one is mid

2021 was awful. You guys won the previous year and you decided to sent a gay anti-white song (and it got zero points lmao), and the year after you didn't even qualify.

you finally sent a banger with joost but then the whole disqualification fiasco happened, and now you're back to sending slop. at least this guy is better than the last one.

Hosting Eurovision twice in a row is too expensive so the 2021 contestant made sense.

Least year it wasnt a fiasco, it was a well deserved punishment.
He also had anti semitic dialogues, fought with some journalists(???) and acted like pedo faggot

you were saying greece two days ago and france yesterday

YU NO MAN BROCCOLI
YU NO MAN BROCCOLI
YU NO MAN BROCCO BROCCOLI

He also had anti semitic dialogues, fought with some journalists(???) and acted like pedo faggot

VGH.... he's just like me

Somewhere along the way I lost my miiiiind
I had to walk a hundred thousand mileeeees
I'm not afraid to set it all on fireeeee
I won't fall again
I'LL BE MY OWN LIGHTER

EH, EH, EH, EH
NOTHING CAN BURN ME NOW
EH, EH, EH, EH,
I'LL BE MY OWN LIGHTER
I FEEL A SPARK INSIDE ME
I DON'T NEED SAAAAVIIIING
NO WAY, NO WAY
CUZ IM MY OWN IM MY OWN LIGHTEEEER

expensive

apparently close to a million people visiting rotten-dam is bad for the economy or smth

Yeah but the woke left people who choose who goes want to send minorities, and those minorities don't want to go because eurovision is gay and lame

t.

i dont even watch this show

i think it´s just gay, woke and super boring.
You can hear ALL the entry songs MONTHS before the show. Also it´s not a family show anymore but exclusive for trannies and lesbians.

The only "good" song this year is that meme song from Finland

Also every year i used to make a youtube playlist with my favorte ESC songs and this year i dont even have a single song i put in it.
ESC has became so lame

He also had anti semitic dialogues

EH, EH, EH, EH

kek when you write it like that it's so goofy

do you miss xer, Anon Babble?

You should try listening to your song. Germany actually sent a song in German, and it's sound is definitely something you'd associate with Germany. I'm not kidding. It's the best German entry in forever.

I guess it's a matter of taste but I've added way more songs to my playlist from this year compared to the previous. Germany, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Sweden, and so many others

tfw no waifu possessed by the devil

Only good thing to come out from that was her stage designer got noticed for being really good at his job and this year he's set Cyprus and Austria which were quite kino in the stage department.

ngl getting a bit tired of anons posting her everywhere. how many of you ACTUALLY like the song and how many are just thirsty coomers?

Yes
Have you heard about the bimbo fetish?

have a same age as her

I've been listening to Baller nonstop since I first heard it on the second semi. I legit think it's a banger that even the most eurovision skeptic anti would enjoy

I like the song, it's a banger.

bookie odds

Same.

fun fact - they're actually austrian

GROOOOWING UUP IS GETTING OLD

even funner fact, they're actually HUNGARIAN

He should've made it instead of Luxemburg or Denmark tbqh
Erika is gay and woke too, she just happens to be blonde and have big titties
Xe unironically had one of the most interesting performances of xer year

why is malta so high? jesus christ

If Sweden actually wins I'll be so mad because any other country could send that and it would maybe be 7th or something as a joke entry

When watching 2021 I thought this song was going to win, weirdly enough. It didn't even make top 10. (It did get 11th however)

Nice

Because

YAAS! OMG! SHE ABSOLUTELY ATE!

Yeah she did. And TOO much.

Moroccan Oil

It's an Israeli company

meme song because serving cunt

tummy

Your nigger and last year's faggot would not be able to sing their slopsong if that company did not fund it.

I like when people are multicultural like this. Two hungarian siblings born in Austria representing Germany singing in German. It just fits. European heritage.

The mother of the founder of nariccan oil is moroccan

malta cannot send a good song to save themselves. it's either slop that doesn't qualify, or it's slop that qualifies but of the yass twitter variety.