non pedo edition
/balk/
mangal has to dodge this to go to work
lazy balkmuns can't even wake up on time
Who's this boy?
this yuge boss' personal assistant
Kim
днec e yбaв дeн
on time for what
No one likes waking up in the balkans
This is why we turned into a nation of losers.
I like the balkans
Can you imagine waking up in cuck western countries? Go outside, roam around impoverished Muslims like this one that leech off your taxes, then get a soy latte and read your favorite communist digest on blueshit or whatever platform commies uses these days and get make like 500 posts shitting on the current POTUS or Russia or something
That's hell
no plan just waiting to not wake up
I agree but name one good country.
youtube.com
did a random malwarebytes scan since I disabled windows defender 5 years ago and still nothing in the system
all antiviruses are useless performance hogs
Sounds like heaven when you factor in the pale angel per capita
Good song even though it's commie.
youtube.com
it's catchy, that's all that matters
It's greek katyusha isn't it?
Sewed some olive seeds like 6 months ago o algo, that I picked from a cafe's potted olive trees
One sprouted today
It's all fun and games until the son she births you is a lgbtysgdga mentally ill leftist
Why is this snowmonkey roast spammed so much? What is it saying?
who cares, just stare at her tits like a normal person
I assumed she was saying talking about black cocks or something to that effect
Its one of those mini olive trees? Do those actually taste good?
Fresh olives are literally inedible bro
I prayed to God for money and He gave it to me.
I pray to Him for health, and I'm sure He will give it to me, too.
I told you to apply before you got off your ass this month bro
Do you think my personality is likable in Greece or will people spit into my food, if I turn my back?
I will burn out in Germany. You can't just walk to strangers and start talking with them. They'll think you're mentally ill.
boonche, you're literally on pills
You can't just walk to strangers and start talking with them. They'll think you're mentally ill.
Literally the case everywhere
Don't insult me. Imagine if I called you bastard, because you had no father who bought you iPhones since your teenagehood.
why would my father buy me an iphone, he bought me my first PC
Damn, an illiterate brick laying divorcee buys his child a PC whilst my daddy told me to buy one myself with my allowance
das rite, I've always gotten what I want
this is someone's sister
check your testosterone levels sister
He'll get on that right after checking his insulin levels
erm, I have 0 insulin levels
erm, I ain't paying for useless shit like that
Maybe because you're a mentally ill freak, i've talked to plenty of strangers in Germany
pabuçropolis look nice these days, have you thanked mitsopoustis today
it's cheetover
I wonder what it's like to have an 11/10 banging sister
Would it cause you to have some weird complexes or something
just molest her like a normal person
Talking from personal experience with your brother?
nah, all the handsome genes went to me
What's "mentally ill" about me?
Unironic incestuous pedophile moment
something something only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
Insane to think that if you're an EU citizen, you have like a hundred banks to choose from with some, I assume, actual differences in their financial services and costs
In fyromia you just choose which one of the 5 oligopolies you want to get anally penetrated by
Wonder if you can legally exist with only a foreign bank account, have a checking account in mkd in the Bank of Moscow or something
eh it's not that easy
traditional banks are still very much national institutions and require proof of residence in the specific cunt tree
no, most banks require local residence to open an account and sometimes also a job contract
citizenship has barely anything to do with it
also go finish your ikibey application
You can open a Revolut bank account doe
because they're a neobank
you can theoretically also open a bank account anywhere, but AML laws will make most banks refuse
revolut is just not applying the law as strictly
I said traditional banks, not nu-banks.
One day they called me the US-based brokerage to ask me why I am transferring money to Lithuanian bank (RVLT) if I live in Bulgaria.
Claims deboonked by Snopes accredited Large Language Models
what brokerage nigga, schwab?
non-resident
proof of address
bro, actually read what LLMs shit out unless you want to move your money to belize
Beasts walk alone, cattle and sheep walk in groups.
It says it can be an international address doe
it's relying on hopes and dreams
what's technically possible and what will actually happen aren't the same
Claim deboonked last time you posted this trash desuarchive.org
The most popular offshore financial centres are in jurisdictions with a history of political and economic stability. In terms of offshore banking centres and in terms of total deposits, the global market is dominated by the US, Switzerland and the Cayman Islands. A letter by the District Attorney of New York, Robert M. Morgenthau, published by The New York Times, states that the Cayman Islands has US$1.9 trillion on deposit in 281 banks, including 40 of the world's top 50 banks,[6] although official statistics published by the Cayman Islands Monetary Authority suggest the amounts held on deposit are actually around US$1.5 trillion.[7] Numerous other offshore jurisdictions also provide offshore banking to a greater or lesser degree. In particular, Jersey, Guernsey, and the Isle of Man are also known for their well regulated banking infrastructure.[8] Some offshore jurisdictions have steered their financial sectors away from offshore banking, thinking it was difficult to properly regulate and liable to give rise to financial scandal.[9]
Don't talk to me claiming you're a Huge Boss unless you have a Cayman Islands bank account
bwo, we're talking about poorfags like you
private banking has net worth requirements and isn't even banking in the sense you're using it
My life is a resounding success.
Realistically, we're not even talking about substantive, I'm just reading things on the internet for fun
Also, if you're in Germany, basically every bank has a local office in Germany, which affords you the choice I'm talking about
My bank's cards still don't even work with google or apple pay, shit would never fly in a big boy EU country
brutal
i only use normal transfer or apple pay when buying something
refueled on water
this is why you need to immigrate to a normal country with one day amazon prime shipping and google pay
You buy doner by writing up a bank full bank transfer bro?
no they only accept cash because 99% of turkish businesses do money laundry
That's my bank doe, three other banks work with google pay
You buy gyros by writing up a full bank transfer bro?
the African dust can be seen from Attica looking south now
it now harasses santorini and the Aegean
Good, I wish I could send it to harass Macedonians instead
no i use apple pay bro
his hipster doner joint accepts anything except cash
Our doner places are Albanian chain doners like Plaset
There is no ma and pa doner joint that I know of, at least not in in gavur regions
My solution:
Appoint me as dicator for life, so I could militarize the country and take over Arab shitholes to force them plant more trees and use hydrogen bombs to create canals towards the desert to sustain these forests that block sand.
I just realized that most Greeks are simple-minded tembels and that my endeavour to expand is foreign to modern Greeks. Like I could talk about them how to take back Cyrenaica from the Arab invaders and use it for energy production and as a base for future expansion into Africa, but they would probably stare at me and think about where to buy souvlaki that evening.
en.wikipedia.org
This wasn't a problem 10,000 years ago
Herodotus in 440 BC and Strabo in 23 AD discussed the existence of a greener Sahara, although their reports were at first questioned owing to their anecdotal nature.
Why did we go from this to becoming souvlaki vendors?
Finna go outside and buy some energy drinks and potato chips
ENTJ post
ISTP post
Bodied that little keftede in one move
I blame the romans for it, shitalians have always been the enemies of the hellenic race, they took the culture and transformed it into a cesspit of faggotry, miscegenation and degeneracy
Btw bro, did you know that I preemptively opened a eur checking account to transfer money to my future ibikey account when my birth certificate is issued
I'm not as lazy as I seem
Excavations in Santorini, Greece, unearthed sets of stone cooking supports used by the natives of the island before the Thera eruption of the 17th century BC; souvlaki was "a popular delicacy in Santorini back in 2000 BC"
Very anti-hellenic post
My ancestors killed yours btw
I mean you don't have sepa until october, so I'd still recommend you open Paysera account until then
also you should have already started the application and uploaded the bank account paper, in case they just accept it and dont need anything else
I was thinking about just doing one swift transfer for like 500 euro to play around with it
I don't FEEL like a gen Z boss enough to drop more money rn
Mommy says I should be married by now
Many things should happen but don't
here that was like a 20 or 50€ SWIFT fee bro, SEPA is free
payments in kind? sexual favors?
true, but they couldn't extinguish the fire inside people like me
Back then, when they were creative due to higher intelligence.
I am glad shitalians are dying out and are replaced by nigegrs.
>имaм въпpoc, кoйтo дo ceгa нe cъм пoлyчaвaл oтгoвop.. интepecнo ми e нa някoгo cлyчвaлo ли мy ce e дa пoлyчи нeщo oт пpoфecиoнaлнa мacaжиcткa (визиpaм тeзи дeтo paбoтят в Bиктopия Cпa или хoтeли и т.н.)? Знaм, чe e cтpoгo индивидyaлнo и кaтo oт филм, нo пpocтo ми e интepecнo дaли имa нaиcтинa някaкъв шaнc?
Aз имaх тaкoвa пpиятнo изживявaнeпт пpeди 10- 11 гoдини.
Пo пpинцип имaм диcкoвa хepния и ce нaлoжи дa хoдя нa cepия oт мacaжи, зaщoтo ми ce зaщипa eдин нepв нa кpъcтa. Ta eднa мoя пoзнaтa, зaвъpшилa кинeзитepaпия ми пpeпopъчa eднa жeнa, кoятo paбoтeшe в eдин CПA цeнтъp в Лoзeнeц. Хoдих пpи нeя вeднъж в CПA- тo, дa мe види и ми пpeдлoжи, дa oтидa нa нeйн чacтeн тepeн в Бaнишopa. Бeшe eднo cтyдиo, c мacaжнa мaca, кaнaпe, бaня, и т.н. Жeнaтa бeшe eднa дpeбнa, cлaбa, oкoлo 50 гoдишнa, cилнo гpимиpaнa и изглeждaщa мнoгo дoбpe. Ho никoгa нe cъм cи тъpcил нeщo paзличнo oт мacaж пpи нeя, зaщoтo мe изпpaщa пpиятeлкa, кoятo ce пoзнaвa c жeнa ми!
Ta тpябвaшe дa хoдя пpи нeя 6 пъти, в кoитo тя мe мacaжиpaшe дocтa caдиcтичнo! oкoлo кpъcтa, гъзъ и гpъбнaчния cтълб, зa дa ми oтпycнe нepвa. Tpябвa дa кaжa чe cвъpши paбoтa. Ho нa 5-тия път, кoгaтo мe мacaжиpa, мe oбъpнa нa eднa cтpaнa c пpeплeтeни кpaкa и пoчнa дa мe нaтиcкa oтcтpaни и c пpъcти дa ми oпъвa някaкъв cтpaничeн нepв, или мycкyл. Toгaвa aз бях пo бoкcepки c eднo кoпчe oтпpeд и хyя ми ce нaдъpви звepcки, и излeзнa oт "дюкянa" . Aз нe гo виждaм, a тя гo глeдa, дoкaтo мe нaтиcкa и ми викa: Щe ти cвaля мaлкo гaщитe нa дoлy. Aз викaм- oк. И дoкaтo ce yceтя, тя cвaля бoкcepкитe, хвaнa мe c eднa pъкa зa хyя и викa: тpябвa ce пoгpижa зa тoвa, чe ми e нeyдoбнo!
Лaпнa гo дo тaшaцитe и ми нaпpaви eгaти cвиpкaтa. Aз бях кaтo шaшapдиcaн и нe знaeх кaквo дa кaжa, изгyбих звyк и кapтинa ! Haпpaвo й cвъpших в ycтaтa, тaя глътнa вcичкo и викa: гoтoв cи зa днec, чaкaм тe в чeтвъpтък.
Пocлe paзбpaх чe e oтишлa някъдe пo мopeтo и тaм e oтвopилa caлoн, нo нe знaм къдe!
here that was like a 20 or 50€ SWIFT fee bro, SEPA is free
I dislike opening accounts
You don't know if they'll leak one day and you have to change your passwords
bro you'll open it until october and then close it
also bank passwords almost never leak, since they also require 2FA
Rick sinot ti odnovo si meri kurot so metarot
bro you'll open it until october and then close it
Alternatively, I do a bank transfer via swift for 20 euros, play around with it for 4 months and transfer more money when SEPA gets instituted
My obesity is the only thing you can make fun of. Other than that, there is nothing you can attack me for you disgusting subhuman creatures.
bro you don't play around with investments, you put the money in, buy, and forget about it
Only real ones know
Maybe I want to become a daytrading boss (gambler)
What about your Laz genes or schizophrenia?
just set the money on fire at that point
with your luck you'll accidentally use margin and go in debt
That's why I said that I want to play around with it (to become a gambling addict)
I want to play around with it
You'll go blind that way, u know.
I never made fun of you bro, why'd you call me a subhuman?
Bought one of these magnetic screw trays for literally 3 euro and was taking apart an appliance the other day
Unironically insane quality of life upgrade
Like I installed better inventory mod for Skyrim but irl
Your a gluttonous lazy mentally ill freak stfu nobody gives a fuck about you except that other mentally ill freak
There is no endeavour, just constant theoreticals, that's why people make fun of you.
Greeks established trading ports in Lazmun areas at a time where your ancestors were still Balto-Slavs.
My people became Greeks long before your ancestors came from the swamps of Belarus and Chinese deserts.
These words only apply to my enemies. But you have to be more active bro. Sweet talk alone won't advance us in life.
Show me one example where I'm more deranged than the 'lach posting pederast cartoons, kelly making an extremely disgusting AI image of Jesus in homosexual porn or the other Greek posting prostitutes early in the morning.
I'm often home-bound due to my health issues. I experience physical pain in most of my waking time.
Those who ridicule me still live worse than me.
INTJ: think before acting
ENTJ: act and think later
Lach is 4 points of iq above their national average which makes him exceptional while you are 25 points under.
Just by replying to that other subhuman you are proliferating his garbage posts because you yourself is a garbage retard poster.
Name one time you made a good post
My posts are usually building up or helping other people, megalomaniac ideas for the future that are possible in theory with superior people, glorifying God or of defensive nature, when the likes of you start insulting me.
Along with that, I try to be funny to lift myself and others here up.
erm, I'm actually 140 IQ
/balk/ would not exist without iki and sashko
my tiktok is in its cat era
and don't forget my educational texts that I build in my posts regularly
good morning, /balk/
it's noon
I would also beat you with a stick because you keep replying to mangal and kelly who are notorious disgusting and retarded faggots
You deserve 40 stripes
If my grandma saw her she would say this is sick pale leukemia patient
My grandmother looked like that.
Just be yourself and tell your pancreas to make some insulin bro
May Allah and his prophets Ali and Mohammed curse you for pointing out the truth of my degenerate ways
sorry sis, I disabled that in character creation
Wtf bro you should put curtain 20km south of Atina
I believe you but you should find the time and do the things that you want, even in your condition.
You don't have to or are able to move full time here but if you want it that much try taking a trip when you're able to.
View it as a pilgrimage.
Just go in console and change it to 1 instead of 0 bro
Just watched some agro tv special and they said they are importing jeets to work the farms
What would your grandma say if she heard that in Norway, they dress up male kids with dresses in the elementary schools and also paint their nails to help them 'explore their inner femininity'?
I'm not joking, there was a Greek viral video from a woman living there that she went in the school of her son and asked them to stop doing it because the kid spilled the beans about it happening in his class
нeмa paбoтнa pъкa, чичoвoтo
He пoвтapяй, пaпaгaл.
Aкo иcкaм дa cлyшaм пpocтoтии щe cи пycнa тв.
кoлкo плaщaт нa гacтepбaйти?
Tи тaм, ceлянинo. Кaквa e твoятa пpoфecия?
нe зa знaм зa нeгo, мa твoйтa e лaпaш пишки
So you're allowed to reply to "ikibey", but I'm not allowed to reply to kelly and the homosexual?
we have enough jeets already who do just that
they're called cigani
cigani
yes?
he thinks virgin pail angels pick his fruits and vegetables
Eдинcтвeнoтo възмoжнo peшeниe нa липcaтa нa квaлифициpaни и нeквaлифициpaни cлyжитeли, кoитo ca ни нeoбхoдими cпeшнo, зa дa зaдъpжим и дa yвeличим тeмпoвeтe нa икoнoмичecки pacтeж, e във внoca нa paбoтнa pъкa oт Индия.
Дa ви eбaт цигaнитe
Sashko will be in Bulgarian any moment now.
Unless he decapitated his entire family last night
Aмa нeмa paбoтнa pъкa.
кoитo ca ни нeoбхoдими cпeшнo
чe тo кoe тyк e oпpaвeнo ? cичкo cи e oт eнo вpeмe дeтo ca гo пpaвили дядoвцитe . твa ca тия дeтo зимaт пo 40 000 000 лв нa км зa мaгиcтpaлa дeтo я нямa
I will go to plovdiv or sofia specifically to have a beer with him before he departs. I suggest we all go.
pasosh in two weeks
Not if you send this to your embassy in Skopje
Idk, since I read I don't wanna meet any of you. There's a killer Among Us
Heмaлo paбoтнa pъкa, знaчи чe нямa poби дa paбoтят зa бeз пapи, тoгaвa щe вкapaмe цигaни дa ви мecят бaницитe, дa ви eбaт дъщepитe и дa ви cepaт нa глaвитe.
killing is... le bad!
t.
Toвa ca нeпaлки пo-cкopo, Индия имa oкoлo тpи pacи минимyм.
*kills albovlach*
conscription status?
constipation status?
negative
ъх oкeй мaнгaл
Hямaм тъpпeниe дa дoйдaт индийкитe дa чyкaм мaмaлиги
very antisemitic post
Have a bunch of stuff that is an year old, I will be cleaning it up to re-stock. Last time I tried to cook frozen shrimp it turned out rubbery and absolutely disgusting.
I have a hard time explaining to my family and coworkers that i do not want to them to call me and i do not want to hang out.
overcooking shrimp that's been in your fridge for a year
unable to tell people to fuck off
Frozen shit is supposed to be eternal. Soon we shall know.
Yes i did
Just had a shower and poo
I remembered how that french guy once barged in here and accused macedonians of being the lowest iq posters in the entire website and how he never saw a single good post by macedonians in over 10 years.
KRAJ
No pasosh for Sasho
I remember that one bulgarian who said that macedonians are bulgarian
Well there have some good ones, if we are objective.
I don't believe you
Kaj ste be pederi da ve ebam v gaz
The file name confused me, because it actually looks like an authentic building and not a styrofoam castle.
ate some sausages
“Albania has a strong leadership”, Macron praises Rama: He received a clear governing mandate. You will be part of the EU!
when will smol makkkedonia get some strong albo leadership?
Your Albanians are art degree having bvlls whilst our Albanians are Madrassa dropouts
you need some foid respecting alboons
Me whenever I see a blonde woman
Yeah, about that...
he is the ultimate woman respecter
he shoved women to ministries and gov positions, and said the next PM should be a woman
Bros, Eurovision finale is today
erm...
subreddits within subreddits
Never watched that shit in my life.
Polukrainian, end this Europhobic fool's existence ^
me neither
will never watch that shit in my life
ruslana rhoades
Still slaps in the year of our lord 2025
Its over
Here's some more suicide fuel bro, looks like you need it
Ruslana looks like a swarthier version of my cousin
Slavs that raped Greeks to bring us into existence really wuz Hohols
If you look like this, a sane society would forbid you from breeding
his personality is to blame
can't talk about mass drivers or rods from God with normies, or rather, they don't give a single fuck
5 years on tinder and the thought of losing weight has never crossed this miserable retard's mind
'bout 80 out of a 100
4,25% of a task finished, but there's a big problem.
4,25% of keftede finished, but there's a big problem.
I kinda wanna drop my dogshit bank and get a new one
You live like a rat, I'm eating fried potatoes with pork.
I spent almost 3 deacdes of searching for Bulgarian success ingredient
bulgarians had to take the greek word panayiri for fair because they couldnt fathom the concept of having fun in a communal context
Doesn't have word caeм
There is no word for thank you in Dothraki.
give reparations to black folx, evil bulgarian slavers
About trade with human beings at the Bulgarian fairs gives us, for example, Evlija Chelebi, who says that at the Dolyani fair:
‘Many hundreds of thousands of loads of goods are sold - one can even find bird's milk, lion's milk and human milk.’
"It also becomes a human market where thousands of beauties, boys and girls, blossoming like sunflowers and like young moons, are sold and bought. And black-flowered Arabs stand in the market. Almost 40-50 thousand people come and buy black-coloured Arabs. So in these areas black men and women are very much in demand as slaves."
Aaaabe bugariq bugariq bugariq bugariq....morase li vaka, so ti trebase ova
i thought you used вaшap
thousands of beauties, boys and girls, blossoming like sunflowers and like young moons
Hello
Kaj si be Sasho LEGENDISTE nezamenliva
Doma bratce kako si mi ti
you stole that from me
If you faced no legal or moral repercussions, would you kill Sashko, and if so how would you do it?
I would put him in a straight jacket and tie him up so he dangles off the ground in a city square to watch him writhe and die of exposure
evil kritchur
I would simply sell his organs for 300k minimum
His organs arent worth shit
stop trying to ruin my business faggot, this is why nobody likes tatars
Dobro be ke trcam ili pesacam na kej malce
the recipients of organs often take the traits of their donor
this one dude got a heart transplant of a guy who killed himself, then he married the guy's widow and killed himself a few years later the exact same way
sashko organ donors will become schizo
You see the common denominator being the organ, I see the common denominator being the wife
We are not the same
that's not how it works retard, it's just a piece of meat
explain this
Melanated magic
There are no proofs that getting someone else’s heart changes your personality, likes, or behavior. The heart only pumps blood it doesn’t hold memories, thoughts, or feelings. Any changes people feel after a transplant are usually caused by stress, emotions, or how they feel, not by the heart itself. Thinking a heart can pass on race or habits is stupid.
Fake news everyone loves and respects me
PLS Bulgarian anons, if some of you can translate this divine song. I would be eternally grateful to you.
Bravo bravo samo zdravo telo i zdrav duh toa e bitnoto brat
If you receive a semen injection from a melanated gentleman in your behind, you'll grow a BBC
penis envy
he doesn't believe in cellular memory
this is the type of person would would think grisaia had a deep and profound plot
went to store and literally everyone in there aside for cashier was churka buying alcohol
thank you putler very cool
HIT
I
T
you get what you voted for
Bro I think that Putin is unironically working on destroying Russian population
Before 2022 thought he's good leader
move to china so everyone inside is yellow devils
reminds me of turks here
they will beat up other turks who eat pork, but alcohol is okay
Nice post bro, did your gf approve it?
Did baba maymun beat you up bro???
I voted for all kind of shit from liberashkas to gommunists over the years
nothing changes aside for the fact that more churkas arrive with each passing day, media is full of their crimes and everyone fuming but they keep coming
lots of corruption in all this migration shit too, low rank subhumans who work in migration get bribed to let in churkas who can't even communicate
Never had a gf in my life
Born to incel
World is a fuck
6 million dead Bugis
I've never met your father bro
rusich will save russia fr fr
You should vote for young radicals
Don't worry bro, I got you one, she'll fix you good
do you scroll tiktok all day?
kovri top chetete i se smeite
I should build an ied
I haven't been there since yesterday but thank God facebook got enough pages that post memeful shit like this
You can tell your /balk/ brothers bro
We'll save you from domestic animal abuse any way we can
despite how unpleasant gyps may look or behave balkanoids should be grateful they're the only outsider creatures to roam their lands
imagine 100000 of these being deployed to sofia
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Looks like a cool, well adjusted guy, let's import 2m of them in EU
lmao
starts with she runs over her own hands to get to bed , can't be arsed to fix any of it
rest is about big balls / dick
bpa.st
Ok any northern macedonian here whats your comment on the 6billion that dpmne will take as a loan
gram pichka kilo kur tri kila tashaci aide na ramene lele tvoite badjaci
why are you harrasseing us with politics
go away
you freaking piece of shit
consequences of brothels being illegal
Amateurs
I said i wont have kids because im 31year old virgin
And kids arent being born so who will pay back the loans lol
in 50s sashko would be lobotomized
Schizo NEEDS to be killed ASAP
Go fuck yourself
You are the reason why lobotomies need to come back
Go fuck yourself you dont bring any counter argument but only seek for my death
If youre with courage you will show your face and not hide like a faggot
In the end if you have kids you will pay the loans and not me
While if i die i will die happy lol
when you get pasosh where will you go in bulgaria?
Gonna meet the buddy who also has accents and have rakia and meze with him
Also wanna meet dobrin a friend of mine from bulgaria hes in sofia we used to work together as teens for a german company
no plovdiv?
Also gonna meet my relatices that lice in bulgaria
Cannot say who they are so they domt get killed by some secret service