Sir Adolf Hitler edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
rorke spelling his own name wrong edish
Don’t recall him getting knighted
battyman cupping his farts and slapping his blowing bumhole and squealing with excitement
orke's drift
nah if i was around in the early 1940s, that war would have been over a lot quicker.
would have shot yourself in the head earlier?
lol didn't know about that
Visit Louth
I'm a pathetic little gremlin but even I can change a light bulb. How is it even possible to be this incompetent
Sort of miss when I wasn't on meds and was completely insane
Rorke is a strong believer in womans rights
hate whenever I had to use tools infront of working class men. I make a fool of myself
having a nostalgic edging session to Dylan Ryder
find out she started when she was 24 (wtf)
realise she was in her "MILF era" while being younger than I am now
get hit with the crushing realisation of my failures mid-wank
again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
looks like every village in the south mate
i'd have walked into Berlin unarmed and not left until the Third Reich was in ashes. Im just like that
sorting books by colour
grim beyond belief
Used to fap:
Sylvia Saint
Nina Hartley
Asia Carrera
Julia Ann
Kelly Madison
What I fap now:
Jayden James
Dylan Ryder
Jessica Bangkok
Candy Alexa
and a bunch of new ones
youtubeberg really insisting that i remove my adblocker
fancy an organic scrumpy
maybe have a little grow up
good, less per month
Wonder what rorke's feet smell like
For me it's freetube
Dr House has now pissed the bed
Back with the cans, lads. The BIG cans, yes the BIG cans.
Got the BIG chips and scranned those.
Now to scran the cans
What adblocker, lad?
look at these millenial cunts posting pornstars. they are almost always ugly with unremarkable bodies too
yeah and it looks like every village in east yorkshire and lincolnshire too, you oddly-monikered, coffee-coloured, hedgehog-roasting, we-wuzzing southern cunt
posting select wembs from the latest Anon Babble collection
Used to fap:
Sylvia Saint
Nina Hartley
Asia Carrera
Julia Ann
Kelly Madison
What I fap now:
Jayden James
Dylan Ryder
Jessica Bangkok
Candy Alexa
and a bunch of new ones
English colonists complaining about immigration from Dublin and Edinburgh
ublock origin
Look up flat to rent
Price upon request
Why not list the price, what is this bollocks?
grow up
This is currently the most popular zoomer pornstar
Thoughts?
are you on season 3
i don't believe you
my grade 8 teacher looked like her
How do you cope with wasting prime years online? Not necessarily just on Anon Babble but mainly on the chan.
The fuck are you doing that it asks you to remove it, then?
Is it a specific video/link or what, lad?
Usually from an agency that ask for your income (and will request proof) and adjust it based on that
yeah lmao bunch of fucking mongs
zoomerchad's favourite pornstars:
Jason Luv
Ricky Johnson
Isiah Maxwell
Damion Dayski
Shadow Dimitri
she doesnt look like that though. she had plastic surgery
Reminder you can build her up
yeah
you know who was an underrated pornstar?
shazia sahari
Spraying all my aerosol cans straight out of my window into the atmosphere to open the ozone hole back up and give all the Aussies cancer
den she leave for cronem x
She doesnt look like that though
Looks exactly like that
Daily reminder, zoomers love to jerk off to amerimutts getting fucked by black men.
It's true, look up the most popular genre on any porn site.
100 dead Palestinians a day now
Meanwhile the Arabs do little
they don't use CFCs anymore idiot
Usually from an agency that ask for your income (and will request proof) and adjust it based on that
How is this not illegal?
Weaklings aren't they
looks better than that image you posted
The only thing leaving for the cronem is massa finding his escaped slave
Because it doesn't happen
mmhmm cope on likkle boy
cope on
Ah yes zeidcuck is now denying the past 400 years of west Africa happened
whats a "foot-ball"
Quite a masculine face
They dont watch for the women, that's for sure...
this millenial is seething with 1 hand still on his cock LOL
Flamingo Land has achieved approval from he Scottish Government
So the banks of loch Lomond will soon be turned into a theme park
Well done SNP
I’m fucking sick of women.
yeah you look shocked mate
as a zoomer i must admit that i spend most of my time looking at the (usually black) cock and imagining what the woman must be feeling
Deport all illegal immigrants
Is this supposed to be some sort of controversial statement?
What’s the next slogan?
Arrest all murderers?
Finally, a reason to visit Scotland
On the Bonnie Blue banks of Loch Lomond
scrmeing
just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL
Ah right it's a VPN
these are the current tags on the 'hub, girthmaster is a white guy in case you are wondering
scotland's first proper tourist attraction
11 inmates escaped (one captured) from a New Orleans prison Friday.
Their crimes range from drug possession to taking of human life.
Sources say inmates may have removed a toilet and tunneled through a wall.
A law enforcement source shared a photo of a hole in the wall of the Orleans jail where 11 inmates reportedly escaped.
Scribbled around the hole are messages including “To Easy LOL,” “Catch us when you can,” “We innocent,” “Most Hated,” and expletives.
I didnt say tags, I said genre.
I think BLACKED is in the top 5.
porenhub sex com
fucking pakis
porenhub sex big bob
Blacked isn’t a genre you zoomer porn brained freak
they never check the toilet
I mean the channel.
Blacked and blacked raw have ten billion views
indeed it's katy's lifestyle
Er yeah I'm sure this is accurate and thousands of people are searching 'porenhub sex com" and "porn xnxx com" on pornhub
blacked raw
why do they film it so good
what's the age range of prime years? how old are you?
sir porenhub waneker
Jewish Excellence
Drunk as shit lads
hate people
zoomers are such runts lol
it says these are the top categories
love pigeons
goodness me, the small boat cronem are breaking those 4 star migrant hotel beds down yeah? x
just carelessly and vigorously bashing their massive oval batons into 3 pm tings
Spaky claiming he's better than others because he doesn't watch pornography with brown women
well whatever you post I dont care interracial porn has billions of views
mad how they haven't changed the category thumbnails in centuries
shame she only ever shagged one nignog before she hit the wall
Violet Myers? Really? Her pussy stinks she used to post about it on twitter and said lots of girls wouldn't do les scenes with her because of it and other girls also confirmed it.
those are categories
blacked is a production company
Glad it clarifies that the Old/Young category is 18+ only
haave you ever been
have you ever been
to electric lady laand
wassup my niggas
at least queer farmer didn't do this
goodness gracious
Sir Near a Llama
As with everything else, millennials mog zoomer pornstars
Why do you know what a pornstar posted on twitter
cool it with the blacked talk lads, getting a stiffy in my pants.
honestly rizz
textboard not imageboard
Spaky the virge has no life
WAZZZZZUUUUUUP
GOT THE KATE BUSH ON AGAIN HAVEN'T I HAHA
Sir Fear of Farmer
But, first: Are you "experienced"?
Have you ever been "experienced"?
Well... I have...
blacked falls under the category of interracial and while it is there it isn't under the most popular and I had to go to the full categories page to find it
catyank sad impotent burden from washington
huffing glen 20 until i see elves again
I think the only photos I have of myself are passport and ID photos and group photos other people took with me in them and then sent them to me
Shakin' Stevens' dad was born in 1897
yess lad yesssss
quite hard to find some of his songs on YT
Categorically based
It's a flying saucer
Goodbye
millenials wear toupés and luberjackk shirts
this grindr man. he wasn't a supermodel but he looked nice, homely. what he wanted also sounded lovely. he was a bit older, probably more experienced. and i ran away from him because deep down i want to be alone and miserable.
Charles Dance's father was a Boer War veteran
Also, John Tyler - 10th US President, born in 1790 - has a living grandson
squeaky x
not sure if you were aware but he was going to put his willy in your bum lad.. dodged a bullet there
Himmler was such a runt
literally tried negotiating with Swedish Jews in April 1945
Imagine if your grandad was born 234 years ago absolutely mental that
A SERBIAN CHAD would never
youtu.be
new nickname for canadians just dropped
Got a very Celtic face and temperament me
not watching your gay little video mate
to be fair he was juggling about 5 billion different jobs by that point because hitler kept sacking people and giving him their jobs
so he probably just wanted out
dennis taylorić
that guys drip is insane
Jeet biomass
he seemed to want mutual masturbation and kissing and suchlike
don't mind buggery but it needs some easing into ya know
Attempt #134 of attempting to suck my own knob
if i was a nazi i would’ve realised how bad it is and refused to kill any jews id also have probably killed hitler and ended the war
getting any closer?
t. Maudlin Manson
I'd have got stuck right in
if i was
embarrassing
alri stauffenberg
where's sienna west and tiffany mynx?
you will be slain
I know there were attempts but I still dont understand how hitler was not just kiiled by the allies earllier
*were
hypothetical subjunctive mood
always wanted to do that, never been willing to do what it takes (yoga i guess)
if you're serious what you need to do is prop yourself upside down against a wall and you should be able to get it in your mouth
Advanced computer networking is like a full-on Skibidi-bop techno battlefield, where packets pull up with rizz and only the W-protocols survive. TCP’s out here acting like a clingy sigma, making sure every bit arrives safely, while UDP just skibidi-blasts data with no regrets. DNS is the ultimate rizz dealer, turning clout names into IPs like a boss, and firewalls be gatekeeping like “nah, no drip, no entry.” VLANs keep the goofy ahh traffic away from the elite, NAT’s flipping IPs like pancakes, and SDN’s the skibidi overlord controlling it all from the cloud with giga-brain moves. It’s layers on layers of sigma grindset, and if you ain’t subnetting with style, you’re just another laggy NPC in the LAN. Skibidi out.
you fools youve played right into my trap
porn is the most evil industry in recent history
would honestly kill myself if i didnt have my car
october 10, 2025
10 pm gmt
we're all gonna fap to the same thing at the same time
be there or be square
Hail Victory
what's so good about your car then lad ?
just injected a line of marijuana. proper drug head I am
That sigma male theme song goes hard desu.
couldn't care less. the sooner the better!
What about child sex trafficking?
Business idea: make it colder so I can enjoy the cans
hoi3 seems too hard to get into
*legal industry
Why are British people cunts?
it's Darkest Hour
women are mental
isnt it based on hoi3?
what about gambling
Oh great, the junkies are unionising
you need a degree in autism to get into those sort of games
would consider porn worse
unalived himself
its okay love, you can say suicide on vinted.
it gets me home without having to catch a bus
poor slags ;_;
horrible men manipulating them ;_;
love that in winter you can forget about a drink, come back to it and it hasn't gone all warm and sour, still fresh
Would love to learn to play HoI, lads.
It does seem like it'd be a fun game to pick Ireland and side with the Nazis and help make the world amazing for us
I don't know, lad.
I tried the european one, the third one and it wasn't too bad. I did one game and ended up colonizing the americas
Might buy a new fountain pen and see if it makes me happier.
I got into hoi4, all the mods for that. ck2, ck3, eu3, eu4 and meiou and taxes but hoi3 was just too autistic for me.
/brit/? More like /shit/
get yersen some gel pens lad
Catyank is such a chad.
remember craven
where's kentqt?
that the lass charlie brooker married?
sex
(with human females)
all i have in this world is my balls
saying rorke the way you'd pronounce "por que"
it couldnt just be that she is a whore...
porn is worse for the actresses but they're small in number. gambling impoverishes may of its customers. only worse if you think porn also affects its consumers in a similar way
For me its J Mac, J Crew, John Strong and Filthy Rich
He doesn't watch Danny D
Yeah alri Australian Pork marketing board
My mum works for a prison service and her female boss was exposed for being involved with a prisoner.
Testerone has decreased so much that a chad by zoomer standards would be seen as a massive pussy a hundred years ago.
Womenbergs be like:
Yeah all I really want is a nice lad who's killed a few people in cold blood
Your real dad made you through the bars
your mum has sex with prisoners and sneaks them in tobacco and phones
White to play. What should I do?
what's testerone?
wanked to this picture of lily james even though there are pictures and videos of her fully naked
Bishop e7
You know what I meant idiot
Out on the wily, windy moors
We'd roll and fall in green
You had a temper like my jealousy
Too hot, too greedy
As long as you maintain a steady pace you can take your 4/6/8/24 cans out of the fridge and keep them out. You will get used to the temp change as you drink
God bless.
pajeets? cant stand them smelly runts
pawn d7 checkmate
No idea, who is that? I'm in Kent
I get it. It’s the fantasy right? Imagining you’re on holiday with her and she’s your fit gf wearing a dress
Queen to g7 baby
bishop c6
Your mother's a SLUT!
An absolute gigachad by zoomer standards would be seen as the wimpiest soyboy on the planet if he went back in time 500 years.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVGH
yeh
the idea that she's got nothing on under her dress, tugging it out a little bit to look down the back of it etc.
also backless dresses are pengers
i dunno, it would take a few months for the roids to wear off
*mogs*
An average European peasant in the middle ages would be an absolute titan in 2025. Men were hard back then.
I agree. People say men who like dresses are gay and women should just wear less, but there’s something about a backless summer dress, bare legs.
the rorke allegations
It does seem like it'd be a fun game to pick Ireland and side with the Nazis and help make the world amazing for us
I've never made the new but it should be the Kate Bush edish
basado
treat yourself to a new lad x
It’s throwing out time at the club. Pick a lady to go home with
youtube.com
obviously
You ever feel overwhelming attraction to someone who you've never met before but you feel like you can already tell their whole life story from their face?
Hard truth: Most of you will never change.
Look around. Think about your family, your old classmates. Most people stay the same from high school until old age-not in terms of aging or maturing (of course many things change) but in terms of identity. Personality. Purpose. Direction.
Reinvention isn’t normal. It’s not common. It’s not easy.
That deep, wholesale transformation you’re chasing? That’s reserved for the top 1-2%: the ones who want it badly enough to suffer for it. Who trade comfort for clarity. Who do the work when it’s lonely, unsexy, and thankless.
And that’s assuming you’re starting from a solid baseline-average IQ, average EQ, low neurodivergence. If you’re not, the odds are even steeper.
For some of you, the best outcome is acceptance. Realising who you are, and learning to play the hell out of that hand. That’s a kind of freedom too.
For the rest of you who say you want it ask yourself:
What have you actually changed in the last 5 years?
Not what you’ve read about. Not what you planned: Changed.
Also, do you even know what it is you want? Or is it just some memetic desire you acquired.
couldn't even get a kebab with them because they'd steal mine
No.
new, move at 310
grande
er, lad, early
What have you actually changed in the last 5 years?
I make more money, I'm more fitter than ever, I've traveled most of the places I wanted to visit, I've got fun hobbies.
I dont know mate, I feel pretty good.
rorke mate when God was handing out brains you must've been in the massively girthy cock line your cocks so huge
Why would I want to change? I'm an old man
janny will have your guts for garters
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Shes an old woman who gets out of breath walking up the stairs. She aint shagging any prisoner
yet you still post on /brit/, curious
ok move now
my mom works in the sea and says the water is wet