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friday edition

xmpp:[email protected]?join

join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)

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Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

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Why are Greeks so zesty and flamboyant?

deranged Schwuchtel

who reported you last time you said this boonche
didnt know the thread had such retards

Iki didn't comment on Klavdia

Heh, his gayness is showing again

mid face

That's how real women look like incel

You're making fun of iki, meanwhile here's a vid of him with a peyl eyndzhal

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Me on the right

can't wait for her last tiktok when those chimps snap and bite her face off

It snaps from being horny btw

Imagine shitgal and iki in the same room

why would you do this to poor ikilad

He did to himself. In his quest to embrace his greekness, he had to do this final sacrifice

I wonder how much freedom I'm gonna have in my job. My employers are Italians so there is a good chance I will sperg out about Italian history.

it is what it is
*pays an albo 5€ to steal a gas truck*

SILA
MOKJ
ODLUCNOST
B1LGARIQ

УДAPHИ BECTИ
Cпeјc шaтлoт Cв. cв Киpил и Meтoдии пpoизвeдeн вo Плeвeн штoтoкy cлeтa нa Beнepa, Кocтaдин Кocтaдинoв гo пoздpaви oвoј нeзнaчитeлeн пoдвиг нa Б1лгapикy

imagine albo with the makkke in the same room

Generous Bulgaria donates 1500 ton of lamb meat to Congo as the gesture of goodwill

That lamb meat? Fyromian children.

I wish a Bulgarian would also donate me their meat

shoe show on the Acropolis, because money can buy everything

Have you thanked mitsopoustis today

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Sorry bro, I didn't notice it

I wrote to the bulgarian embassy in skopje about aquireing a bulgarian citizenship based on my ancestry

imagine the musky smell of her cunt

ONE OF US
E D I N
N
A
R
O
D

film

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я дaй кpaткo oпиcaниe нa пpeдиcтopиятa зa тeзи cлyчки
кoй e тoя eбaч къpтaч?

when will he have beer in plovdiv king?

nz prosto skrolnah i mi se stori smeshno

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drones

Imagine the BZZZZZZZing

We will soon as i get my bulgarian citizenship

We fell to the level of subhumans.

bulgarian citizenship

Where do you plan to go

Australia or switzerland

will you drive uber?

No i will get a college degree and work at an office

Who would win in a live or die fist fight?

Based we need more dedicated shitposters

No i will get a college degree and work at an office

it's OVER...
we've lost sashko

makkkes be like

I pigeon-mailed the albanian embassy in athens about arresting lach based on alarming posts I read online.

expect a reply in 23 business decades

bulgarians did this

was it expired or sometin? where do we have tons of meat?

pretty sure he's virtually unknown here for pepo under 40

so 80% of the population knows him? cool

surplus in dogs spun this year

Кpъгъл тaпaк

I'm scared

wash your veins

good goy!

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it's raining too
based bozo

even muz enclave somehow manages to be cringe in eurangutan zone
can you imagine prince of saudi arabia kneel to some random hag

Krasnoraped seething about EVROPA again

random hag

stronger economy than your gas station

Wrote 2 hours to the bulgarian embassy i wonder how long till the embassy replies

ne zamaraj kopile

harrasse

pls passporta

*seen*

Im not nust a random dude i am a relative of goce delcev

While i asked anons not to harrasse me about politics

Look at that
I am ALWAYS right.

send that to the Bulgarian embassy in shkupi

Im not 100% bulgarian from my mother side i have albanian ancestry

Thats where the schizophrenia is from now we know where the eviland lazy side come from

bulgarian from my mother side

cause of f20

Got a reply from the bulgarian embassy and they gave me a phone number

I think i will get the citizenship faster than other folks due to the fact that i am a relative of goce delcev

I will call that number on monday

record that call for the thread, king

Looking at colleges in switzerland they are even cheaper than the once in northern macedonia
Since cia tortured me and since russians did the same its most rational to find a better life in a neutral state like switzerland

i will get the citizenship faster

i will use my NGO connections and make it impossible for you

Bro finna get banned from Bulgaria

kat 2

I work in the Bulgarian embassy in Uskub, the price is 1 (one) NGO slutwhore.

My father told me he will use connections that he has with bojko borisov for me to get a bulgarian citizenship

You missed you chance when Stefan Yanev was PM 2021-2022.

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?

he doesn't know about the finn obsessed with canada

He kinda looks like me tho but a bit taller

I thought you were saying floor 2 in fyromian

gib fyromian pasosh

This some cyberpunk shit. Imagine giant flying ads everywhere in the sky

BZZZZZZZ

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AAAAA SEKOJ SAKA MAKEDONSKIOT PASOSH ALI NE SEKOJ MOZE DA GO IMA NE NE NE SIPTARI PA IZOPSHTO NE MOZE

Lying to a Citizenship Application is a criminal offence btw

Sashko is LIAR and CRIMINAL and doesn't deserve a Bulgarian passport

POVELETE DRUZE TITO

Bitch stapled on her husband's last name and his mistress' first name onto hers

ladies.de

pick your future wife

Ok so you say im bulgarian and after that you claim i am macedonian

Lololololololol

Anyway i have the documents required for me to get a bulgarian passport

double first name double last name

the eternal enemy of all record keeping systems
the only thing missing is a middle name

Needs to be made illegal

mandate that all citizens are referred to by the ID number

Already basically the case innit
You submit a request and the nigga tells you "just get the ID number correct bro"

TOVA IME KRESHTI MAKEDONIJA NAD VARDARA I DUNAVA SO VSEKA BUKVA

plenty of countries and systems that use names+lastname only, dont have official IDs, or have ancient systems that require that you use a name instead of ID even if ID exists

GAZOT ME SRBI

What if my posts here become a front story news tomorrow in bulgaria and northern macedonia that i am getting a bulgarian citizenship

What if my posts here become a front story news tomorrow

Only if you go on a stabbing spree bro

up 70€ again today
makkkedonian missing trillions of yurodollars in gains

No dude as a nephew of goce delcev etc that i am getting a bulgarian citizenship

Saw a mid 5/10 bogged bitch driving a porsche cayenne today when i went to buy ciggies.
Kill all women and simps, this is fucking insane that whore doesnt even deserve a dacia there are better bitches out there fucking the most subhuman niggers for 40 dolalrs and that cunt got a subhuman gyppo simp to buy her a car worth 60k.(i assume it was used)

I DA BIDE I KE BIDE ODNOVOOO CELAAAA
DAJ MI DAJ MI 200 DELA ZA DA BIDEM CELAAA
NEMA NEMA SEKS I DENAR AKO SUM BEZ DEEELA
ZATOA ZATOA SAKAM SAMO MAKEDONIJA DA E BEEELA
NO NE MOZE NO NE MOZE
MNOGO SME SI CRNIII
NISTO BRATKO NISTO BRATKO
NA MAKEDONIJA SME VERNIII

*adjusts*

Finna make the account tomorrow bro, trust me, dude I promise

do it right this millisecond

pictured, Illyrian chieftain bends to knee to a Medici princess

2 more days bro

Nice, thanks for lifting my mood, story?

This song alone carries more cultural value than all the worthless shitpile of yugorock.

Absolutely. Yugorock is a bunch of larping.
filmarshtina do gusha sa yugotata

Apparently her ex did it because was jealous of the gifts simps were sending her.
Just another evil roastie whore

NE BOLI A SRBI. BUGARITE/GRCITE SO VINOVNI ZATOA

VSEKI NE MAKEDONSKI POST TREBE DA PRESTANUVA ZA DA IMA POVEĶE MESTO ZA MAKEDONSKI POSTOVI

I wanna kill this faggot.

finna try making an AI OCR translator
it already works manually but I want to automate it

ROMALEILEILEILEI
UIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

tenk u ej aj
u r maj best frend

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ABE CIGANIOR EDEN

M

I

C

M

SE IZVINUVAM KAKVA AMATIORSKA GRESHKA SUM NAPRAVIL

M

wasting time on useless projects

no chipping at a big project

shitposting on bardovcichan

diabetus

Can it go even worse for you?

You have to go back in the world right now im goysneeding it and stream clip of the earth gets banned from a single thing about it pussy faggot ass faggot ass faggot i dont have a problem with the times of the devil and speak bulgarian people do not constitute a functioning society but a heart transplant Flow SwiftKey

How is it in relationships like are you like friends with the girl or is it different? Serious question

more like a boss from what I've seen

What do you mean

Like she has to bow down when you walk in and call you boss

Im an incel not a retard

Ancient cucking

some triggered retard is posting "ntr-less rewrites" of terasu doujins

lmfao

nothing related to me jerking off can be useless

noooooo don't remove my bbc cuckoldry

why are incels going to the bbc cuckold artist and reading bbc cuckold doujins in the first place? they're too pathetic to be sadists, so the only reasonable explanation is they're cucks

Soon Romania will find out if it's ruled by a gypsy or an ugly autist. Are you excited? I am.

can't wait for the make ROMAnia great again movement

there's some existing software that does it but it seems to be unanimously shit and not a one click run

You really have to be some prime goycattle to think that these faggots decide anything

In an ENTJ world with me as dictator I would institute total aniconism

It's only necessary to combat incel pedophile drawings from infecting websites like 4channel

as INTJ dictator I would sanction you for this and mobilize the troops

I'm under no illusion that they decide anything, but it's fun to say that we'll be ruled by a gypsy (thanks diasPOOra)

car is yellow rn

Thanks African dust

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you and your women are inhaling the same air as afribaboons

edin africanarod

I hate the summer
My flaccid peenur suffers from summer penis and makes it even more prominent
I can't wear anything comfy without women creeping on me

so true sis

Edi Rama is embarrassing

angel: me
demon: bulgaria

I imagine myself as Hitler and Muhammad rolled into one whilst you're Jeffrey Epstein and Jeffrey Dahmer rolled into one

That's satan

Jeffrey Dahmer

he was into bbc btw

guy who lost and suicided and autistic guy who got cheated on and hated curtains with drawings

wrong. he was into buck breaking

LEPOTINEC LEPOVEC LEPINKON NA MAMU PU PU PU VSE DA TI E PO VODA PU PU

ZNACHI VSE MRAZEH NA SMRT KOZE SIRENE NO DNES NA SUPERMARKET KASATA NEKOJ SI BE ZABRAVIL PLATENOTO KOZE SIRENE I AZ SI GO PRIBRAH V TORBATA ZA KOETO SE IZVINUVAM ZNAM DEKA NE E KAKO BI NAPRAVIL EDEN MAKEDONEC NO AZ KATO PROSTOSMURTEN BUGARIN GO PRIBRAH I PREDI MALKO SI GO APNAH SO HLEB I DOMATCHE I DA VI KAZUVAM BE DOBRO

tomatoes with your sirene

desgustan

az praih salata caeser

I ate some really good (romanian) tomatoes today, bought from a babushka. They costed twice the amount of "normal" (crap, non-romanian) tomatoes, but they were worth it. Meanwhile the market is flooded with turkish crap, which I hate. Support your local babushkas.

I will go support my local mafia by buying 2 gyros

Literally me, on both accounts

ZOSTO? UNIKALEN MIKS E
BRAVO BATKO DANO E VKUSNA

NIKOGA NE MOGU DA RAZBERA ZOSTO TURSKITE DOMATI SA PO GADNI OD NASHITE NALI NA DOMAT MU TREBE SONCE A TURCITE SOSHTO IMAT SONCE DAZE USHTE POVEKE SONCE IMAT OD NAS A OD VAS PA TAKA I TAKA POVEKE SONCE IMAT

Good man. Even mafia is preferable to globalists.

based, new saga confirmed

nothing more disgusting than a greasy soapy bull's heart tomato

pizza and diet coke acquired
let's see what's on

boon did you write to the greek embassy requesting a greek passport yet based on your greek ancestry?

Only pedophiles drink diet coke

I only snort coke

thankfully I only drink coke zero

drink water

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

Bay Marko

they're all brown bro

we're so back brehs

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hate this subhuman alcoholic like you wouldn't belieb it

why is python so evil

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I stopped following any politics since 2 years and its comfy. Him and radev are the only politicians are the only ones I know nowadays, I couldnt name a single minister at gunpoint. Dont even know which parties are in the ruling coalition

based, any new recipes?

it's because you're too democratic, otherwise you'd have the same party and the same guys in charge for 20 years

Democracy is the same cancer when its applied in countries full of idiots like on balkans. So best not even bother

we need chinese overlords yesterday

And yet chuds want more referendums.

Bro I got a great python course I can link you that's sitting in my bookmarks by this one Finnish university

chuds want memerendums because they're so retarded they unironically think they know better
the people should have the most minimum amount of say in the government as possible, they're all useless cattle that would vote themselves into extinction, economic collapse, or starvation

I know python bro, that's why I hate it and it's shit and cancer everything

I often thought about why docker employees just dont randomly get together and start boozing up and randomly nuking containers and laughing about it.

Docker is not a service, they don't host workloads.

soy language

they can't be trusted, they're a nu-company that wants to turn a profit and is in its squeezing the customers phase

they host the container images bro

Bulgolems are so gullible they would trust anyone with anything this is why they wont be around in 20 years

Isn't using the public docker hub a supply chain exploit disaster waiting to happen?

To selyak ears

Bulgolems would trust anyone

ragebait

soy post

just like everything else that deals with centralized dependency management

what is npm

what is central maven repo

what is pip

all centralized repositories are disaster bait

t-two more weeks!

get the euro goy

join the nafo goy

stop buying ruZZian gas goy

destroy your weapons goy

buy our weapons goy

dont guard the border goy

take in these rapefugees goy

list is too big goy

im bored with your ass goy

t. misho shamara

I wonder whether they update or redeploy software in air-gapped environments.

classic

Pshtt, wait till digital euro lands

Then you'll miss being soyviet control

get the euro goy

but the last time when Razgrajdane made a referendoom, around 800k people voted to keep the lev.
When i go on tiktok i see a bunch of bulgarian nomries saying that we should keep the lev

overall, the things you listed are actions of political parties who were elected by less than 10% of the whole population. it doesnt speak of bulgolems as a whole.

ill air gape your anus, bum

Are bulgarians really named shawarma?

loshite mog vanko the faggot

Im going to play football with friends and i havent played since 2012

lying piece of shit its raining outside

What you're saying right now is devoid of substance. Nobody cares what bulgolems are saying. Who cares?

Go on king, side tackle them for me

Who cares?

you should care since you made such outrageous claims
you made the claim that bulgolems trust anyone about anything when clearly this is not the case.
We actively express defiance by refusing to vote for fake and gay parties, we also want to keep the Lev as i said, to be out from NATO and we dont want refugees.

There is absolutely 0 trust in government, people dont even vote for the opposition because they dont trust them either

Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years.[4] They are among the largest extant shark species, reaching a maximum confirmed length of 6.4 m (21 ft) long and weighing over 1,000 kg (2,200 lb). They reach sexual maturity at about 150 years of age, and their pups are born alive after an estimated gestation period of 8 to 18 years.[5] The shark is a generalist feeder, consuming a variety of available foods, including carrion.[6]

Greenland shark meat is toxic to mammals due to its high levels of trimethylamine N-oxide,[7] although a treated form of it is eaten in Iceland as a delicacy known as kæstur hákarl.[8] Because they live deep in remote parts of the northern oceans, Greenland sharks are not considered a threat to humans. A possible attack occurred in August 1936 on two British fishermen, but the species was never identified.[9]

sharks older than nordic makkkedonia

I wonder what the first lie ever was. Probably some caveman lying about the size of an animal that attacked you or baka

I ran out of water
aj saffer

Mimicry and sexual reproduction in the animal kingdom are all full of lies. So earlier than cavemen.

Was kinda hoping for something more ancient than ottoman and soviet shit
wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Shipwrecks_in_the_Black_Sea

magic pipes in the walls ran empty bro?

drinking albo sink water

Enjoy your microplastics

I'm macroplastics only

If you don't ingest a solid diet of rust and plastic then you're not human.

My parents hid the measurment tape so i cannot prove of having 18cm penis

Was gonna beer run but it rain so i drink visky and chill out

My parents hid the measurment tape so i cannot prove of having 18cm penis

sheytan is tempting me with the red bulls in my fridge, but I'll have a pre-sleep wank and go to sleep

Rick: Abe zheno skrij mu go metarov vishe ovoj blesaviot se soblaka i si go meri kurot pred mene cel den.

Someone also used my nude and lied to girls because i have a huge penis and larped as me

When i returned to vodno/kapostec folks were saying that i have a huge penis

Also i have a new golden number

Seriously i think i have the best phone number in skopje

Anyone awake or you all went to sleep

Just remembered that my grandma used to eat bread with mayo and nothing else

We really do be mayo monkeys doe

kek

I eat this too
edin

Freaking shithead dunno either cia or russians still hacked my instagram and harrasse me with ads about EU

I dont give a shit about any of that bullahit

Gonna get a bulgarian passport and migrafe to switzerland and get a law degree there

Does anyone else gets harrassed about EU bullshit ads

Like eu space agency ads and so on

Utepaj se shizo glup

Kopile na majka ti i se stopile

I think that bit meant to be shocking o aglo but I just did the first thing that came to my mind heh

it's the normal thing to do
why would you let the enemy live

Wtf

Hahahahahahahahahh

youtu.be/oPXYRbtVgE8?t=8026

check out some random american femorrhoid play that part though

WASTED DIGITS

nigger kys

SLAVA UKRAINI

seytanic thread

what a waste

krasnosheytan just jizzed his pants and wasted sexts on a random foid

It's only cruel to prolong an animals suffering.

tf

tp

The only needle that should pierce your skin is the one which ends your suffering.

Tranime pedophile website post

:|

Tranime pedophile website post but with repeating numbers

:O

Since i said im migrating and so did elon musk migrated to USA

He posted this
Hello elon you lurk here dont you

sorry sis, but you're vaxxed

ikr why do freaks even care about numbers on dead ass boards that aren't pol or v

Second cat gave birth, all kittens are black.

Hmm something is fishy about also the tripcode that i have

4dYoq3ar3k 4D or 4 dimensional , yo q3ar3k sounds like a misspelled quark a subatomic particle or an exotic matter of a subatomic particle that scientists still havent found but its made in a black hole because of the massive fusion inside a black hole

Είμαστε εμείς Ελλάδα τα παιδιά σου
Οργανωμένα σε πόλεις και χωριά
Και για εσένα και για την λευτεριά σου θα αγωνιστούμε όλοι με καρδιά
Και για εσένα και για την λευτεριά σου θα αγωνιστούμε όλοι με καρδιά
Δεν μας τρομάζουν των φασιστών τα βόλια ούτε τα Αμερικανικά τα τανκς
Το'χουμε γράψει βαθιά μες την καρδιά μας Λαοκρατία και όχι Βασιλιά!
Το'χουμε γράψει βαθιά μες την καρδιά μας Λαοκρατία και όχι Βασιλιά!
Έχουμε αρχηγούς μας παλληκάρια που πολεμάνε μαζί μας σαν θεριά!
Σαμαρινιώτη, Σαράφη και Άρη θάνατος, θάνατος ή λευτεριά!
Σαμαρινιώτη, Σαράφη και Άρη θάνατος, θάνατος ή λευτεριά!
Είμαστε εμείς, αντάρτες λεοντάρια που πολεμάμε για ίδιο σκοπό!
Κι έτσι μια μέρα όλοι μαζί θα πούμε, θάνατο, θάνατο στον φασισμό!
Κι έτσι μια μέρα όλοι μαζί θα πούμε, θάνατο, θάνατο στον φασισμό!
time to sleep now, wank sesh done

take haloperidol to decode that mystery

bro...

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Read the small letters and the wiki page bro

Olanzapine
Its used for bipolar and other stuff as well

Why do you tbink i wanna .igrate out of here

They put me on pills that try to make me impotent
Soon as i get my passport i am fleeing from this corrupt shithole

just accept you have schizophrenia and move on with your life
not like being bipolar is that much better

But i havent had hallucinations bor any delusions

And i dont drink the pills i rarely take em

And as i said im moving to switzerland soon as i get my passport from the bulgarian embasy
Please understand me bro i have 232iq i think world g9vernments are afraid of me but i am not political or into engineering to create weapons

I will get a law degree in switzerland and work as a lawyer

I can't wait for bus lines to open up again so I can destroy shit and spit on the drivers

I haven't used them in 10+ years but these niggers deserve cancer

People in the future will see the torture and harrassement i go through by the failed banana state of northern macedonia

So far 80% of my family has bulgarian passport and fyromians will once and for all accept the fact that goce delcev is a bulgarian

Because who im the freaking mind would put someone who created the idea for modern macedonian state as they say and his relatives to be killed or impotent with pills
I would understand if i was threat to democracy but god damn it i study law and not political science and also stem fields of science

Any bulgarian seen this please go thorugh the archove i said i have relatives in bulgaria in 2014

I really need help to stop the torture done on me

As an ENTJ dictator I decree that krasno should live in an equatorial swamp where the bugs are at maximum size.

I have no other option but to scan with string theory the balls of every human that lived on this planet and egg of a woman of humans and to in another dimension make a trillion of babies that are hooked in their veins and arteries to a machine that keeps their brain alive but i will inflict physical torture and pain

Because still after years and years provijg that i dont have schizophrenia they are torturing me with pills

Any journalists that sees this should report it to the people of my vendetta and i wont stop here

With m theory i brought others of me with advanced gadgets being hidden being invisible to inflict terror attacks on northern macedonia and the planet especially IMF and UN

Sorry i have no other option but to start ww3

I got my wrong diagnosis of paranoid schizophrenia in 2016 and after years and years of being threaten and giving proofs the doctors didnt took that into an account and continued to torture me with pills
So if a journalists sees this chat better warn the people that i also with m theory destroyed the fantasies of people

chatdjipiti recommended congo, brazil, papua new guinea, indonesia and malaysia

Let me know if you want the least developed, most remote, or easiest-to-visit of these locations.

heh

So after all of that the secret services try to eliminate my presence on the internet but no worry even if i dont speak of the damage done i will inflict more damage to the planet

where did you find that picture of me, and what kind of liquid am I soaked in?

Ok its 0:52 am here

Expect a terror attack that may look like an accident or family feud attack that kills 5 people in northern macedonia

Not from me this body that types the message but with M theory i brought other self of me to help me out in eliminatijg life on this planet