Every single nordic country qualified for the first time in history
Every single baltic country qualified for the second time in history
Total Nordic victory
Eurovision 2nd Semi afterparty
I'm sad Australia didn't make it, dude was having fun with KAJ at the hotel earlier
...in the sodomy competition
Fake and gay contest
I have 0 respect for this shitty humilation ritual now
Yea
Im sad about Ireland and their Space Laika too
However
#TOTAL
#BALTIC SEA
#DOMINANCE
Estonia qualified but not Australia
fuck this gay retarded contest
israel #1
norgay and malta qualified
Actual travesty
Every country around the Baltic Sea (including Poland) had qualified to the finals
absolutely based
and yes, I know I am leaving out Russia but fuck those losers
Survivor
eurovision is so gay just a bunch of grown men SINGING and PRANCING around on stage and all the viewers are GROWN men sitting on their couches instead of working and being manly and when their country loses they will beat up their wives
FROM THE SPHINCTER TO THE PEEN ISRAEL WILL DRINK MY PEE
Hope either Finland or Luxemburg wins
do europeans really watch singing contests?
You wouldn't get it
So brazilians really murder over 50000 people every year?
Brazil in Eurovision
Imagine the kino
we have them here and their audience are old ladies
It's a really gay one.
Laika is kill
That's what Ireland gets for making a shit choice of an entry. Bring back Ailsha next year if you want to Q
the first act to support People of Lactose Intolerance doesn't qualify
If this doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the people running the show I don't know will
Ooooooo samba du brasil with neymar doing footy tricks
of course we do
do europeans []
"we do"
lmao
You're not European, Mizrahi man
If they aren't European why are they in Eurovision. Check mate incels
yes
no
tsmt
If my grandmother had wheels I wouldn't park her in the garage
based
we won
I want to fufufufufufuck the german slut in the ass
So which countries got last place in their semis?
I'm guessing Azerbaijan and Montenegro. People like ballads so I don't think Slovenia would be dead last in the first semi
I’m glad that Lithuania qualified
I'm listening to some greek kino
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My love for her will inspire the universe to make her win. I believe.
her dad wasn't very negrish for a sudanese man
es tut n bisschen weh wenn ich dich wieder deh'n
german slut
she is magyar száááár please understando
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG DOMINATE ME
Man competition is tough this year
Saturday gonna be kino
rigged semi’s for scandi/balkans perfect mashup combinations
Montenegro
Ireland
Serbia
None of these NQs would've happened if they just made the right pick in their national selections
It's staggering how much duller the contest feels now that so many Eastern Europeans have left. We took their kino for granted :(
eurovision is gay?
wait, how did Germany automatically admitted to the finals?
Nigga the whole appeal of modern Eurovision is funny foreigners who no speaky Engrish very well singing funny songs. That doesn't work when an anglophone country like Australia tries to get in on it, it's like non-black people raping.
They are paypigs so they automatically go to finals
This isn't Rakintzis
It's actually very good for KAJ that milkshake didn't get through. Less competition for the humour votes.
magyar wife
Reminder she's an ethnic hungarian which grew up in Austria and now represents Germany
I don't like that combo, it brings a certain 1914 vibe
Still she was obnoxious back then
Those men to the right licking their lips watching Erika stuff her slutty mouth with molten cheese
this was the only heterosexual moment in the semi
Are you a survivah Anon Babble?
good point actually
La poopie
I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. You're over here edging to some roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, meanwhile I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that I have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.
And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.
You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.
Tuesday: HURR DURR YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KINDA TEMPERATURE INSPECTOR
Thursday:
Yeah, this is what redemption looks like.
She's mad fine
Finland could have won with the NF performance but EBU made them tone down their act. Also lots of awkward camera shots of her back or her just standing stationary
too thin
too gay and expensive
no panty enjoyers? okay.
pearls for pigs
nooo i just realized azeri guy did not qualify. his voice was hilarious and i actually kind of enjoyed the song
Unironically the worst Armenian entry ever. How the fuck did this Q over Australia
Go back to a Romanian prison Andrew tate
the azeri faggot isn't, that's for sure!
literally who voted for this
POST YOUR TOP 10 LADS
1. Sweden
2. San Marino
3. Luxembourg
4. Finland
5. Estonia
6. France
7. Greece
8. Poland
9. Albania
10. Austria
Lordi was such a surreal trip
that would be
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Sweden first is based but Albania is too low
JUSTICE FOR GEORGIA
JUSTICE FOR IRELAND
ok ill keep posting her tho
please tell me israel won
120x90
tf
Stop being chuddy and return to the contest
youtube.com
best:
Germany
Lithuania
Portugal
Sweden
TOTALEN DEUTSCHLAND VICTORY
Sweden
Estonia
Lithuania
Iceland
Australia (RIP)
Ireland (the studio version at least the live vocals were dogshit also RIP)
Luxembourg
Latvia
Albania
Poland
Laika bros...
until now, the last time Germany sent a cute girl was SIX YEARS AGO
let that sink in
nigga this was the second semi final
why would you want that boring ballad to win anyway
the czech fag is actualy from Slovakia kek
Pissrael to win with boomer votes.
Juries will cuck them though.
Europe isn't ready for nightcore
HHHNNNGGG SO HOT
1. Albania
2. Sweden
3. Lithuania
4. Finland
5. Iceland
6. Germany
Don't really care much for the rest
Dog bros...
Top ten in no particular order
Estonia
San Marino
Sweden
Iceland
Australia
Ireland
Lithuania
Czech Republic
Luxembourg
Serbia
1. Sweden
2. San Marino
3. Luxembourg
4. Germany
5. Finland
6. Denmark
7. France
8. Albania
9. Estonia
10. Latvia
I want Sweden to win, but I had a bet on Israel for tonight
WORST SONG OF THE CONTEST?
For me it's Malta. Azerbaijan close 2nd
SAN MARINO BROS WE GOT THIS IN THE BAG
A bet on Israel for tonight
A bet for qualifying or winning the semi? Because we don't get to know who wins the semi until after the grand final
They were to come and sing here in 2019 but ultimately they didn't come
sad tbqh
If Israel wins, all the leftists and fags will boycot
It will be fun to have an Eurovision year without them
They peaked with Serhat, sorry. That guy FUCKED.
croatia then azerbaijan
Eurovision without lefties
nigga all of eurovision is just lefties
why would chuds watch it?
they’re winning the whole thing easily
honestly this is one of the best years for Eurovision standards. The only songs in the final I don't like are the UK and Denmark which are still digestible. Would have liked Ireland in there but oh well
1. Finland vol 2
2. Finland vol 1
3. Latvia
... I don't care about the rest
I’m watching aren’t i
The Georgian song was awful, probably one of their worst entries. Even Circus Mircus had some substance and left a big impact
It's actually very good for KAJ that milkshake didn't get through
Which means it's bad for Eurovision because that might win. Though it would be even worse if Austria won too, so there's that. Best hope now is for Erika to avenge Kaarija's loss.
generic english song
gigacringe
english song
cringe
non-english song
based
non-generic non-english song
gigabased
simple as
I really liked Ireland man. Georgia too cause the girl was qt. It's a pity.
ICH BALALALALALA
so was Azerbaijan and Croatia but I don't care about NQs
XD
ye would easily win this
imo the best from this semi, with the german techno close behind youtube.com
Almost every non-english song was a banger this year
What was your country's WORST EVER - cringe performance, frens?
For us it was 2023 when the gov-public tv channel decided to send pic related to represent us
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and also this one
the wait was worth it
Her song was quality, especially the part with the piano and strings before the last chorus. Also, her voice was one of the best today.
Leftists on Greek xitter are seething HARD because Klavdia wished good luck to Israel and now passed kek
not too many songs in English
very few stinkers
few blacks
Eurovision bros we're fucking back
whats at 2.25?
Nah it was great, perfectly sung
Just gotta get rid of Israel and we're golden
Albania
Lithuania
Sweden
Germany
Latvia
Luxembourg
Italy
Greece
San Marino
Armenia
And I am out.
panties if you let it play for few more seconds
We're not allowed in, but I'll just forward the entire American Song Contest for omegacringe.
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although maybe it's not that bad
Georgia was fine
French lad here, what did you think about France's performance? She's currently increasing in the odds
ICH BALLALLALALALA
It's the equivalent of bunda festivals in Brazil.
A deeply ingrained tradition.
We are seeing completely different things. All I see is people being grateful that Klavdia is pro-Palestinian while also showing affection and respect to the Israeli artist
Our worst one was in 2016 with Utopian Land
Chubby and blond
who do I vote between San Marino and Luxembourg
use this pic agains them if you got a fake acc
Best
OUT OF THE EMBERS
YOU AND I GONNA LIGHT UP THE ROOM
Worst
literally anything else, including any entry from any of the other countries
NOTHING BEATS THE TRUMPET KING
This grand final has by far the largest share of non-English songs since 1998, which makes me very happy. (yellow means partially non-English)
People joke about German sounding bad but German female singers sound peak sexo
Nah he's right. She's gorgeous and was one of the best singers, but the song itself is just awful to begin with. They should have given her better material to work with.
lux
TUTTA L'ITALIA
didn't the one on tuesday have more?
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Bazado. Long live James Newman
Grand final
She was pretty hot and I think the performance was pretty good quality, but I am of the opinion that Eurovision is a big happy party, and it bothers me that France sends slow sad songs every god damn year
I am absolutely gutted for Australia. Gojo has been over in yurop for the last 6 months doing press interviews and hanging with other contestants every day. Bro deserved to get to the final, especially when slop like Lithuania and Portugal got through
will do the best with the juries
Luxembourg
Greece
Austria
France
Italy
Albania
will do the best with the public
Sweden
San Marino
Poland
Finland
Israel
Estonia
honestly dunno about the Dutch n-word I think he will come a surprise 2nd
Tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo tavo
Circus mircus was kino
It's not bad actually
Yes/No
Nah, that's fucking awesome
Käärijä and Baby Lasagna linked up
The TRVE WINNERS combo
luxemburg girl > german girl
Belgium
Croatia
Cyprus
Azerjan
Australia
seems like agressive gaybait meta got punished this year
I liked the song + qt girl. Last time I actually liked a frog entry it was in 2021.
People who joke about that don't know how pleasant German can sound
Ursäkta mig I can't read at times.
the luxembourgish song would unironically finish top 5 last year
It was cool and the girl is cute as fuck too
thank you but Im not seeing it im too retarded
israel will win
This is the best song this year.
No Russia - no watchie
Discount rashans like lits, lats, ests and poles are boring
Vietnamese and thai sound horrible to my ears (sorry guys) but in songs they both become pleasurable.
They can't, the voting system has protection against bots :^)
fuck you jarkko is a god
for me it's Chinese singing
this was Russia's final entry to the Eurovision song contest
I like that the Luxembourg girl isn't flaunting and trying hard to act sexy. I'm not gay or anything but to quote the late great One Direction: "you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful".
it was kino thoughever
We need them back, this is kino
I can’t believe this shit too
I think Albania will do well with the public too. And Germany will do great with the public definitely.
I hope Israel wins just so Anon Babble realizes only they hate them and some random towelheads from buttfuck nowhere. Its a inspiring song against barbarians that will give people hope.
you bender
How likely is Sweden to get into the top 5? I want to put my entire life savings on a bet on them getting in.
mandarin is the best sounding language
Girl being hot
Is this REALLY the only thing you remember from the performance?
I refuse to watch it, therefore it didn't happen and UNO is the canon final entry.
I actually like S.A.G.A.P.O
100%. The question is if Sweden or Austria is winning
Sweden has the best odds to win right now
other than Latvia, Denmark, Portugal, UK, Armenia and Iceland I can see every song sneaking into the top 10
yes
My Top 3 are unironically the Baltic states lmao, generally Latvia sucks ass but this time they were awesome
Hoping my boy Tommy wins but his performance is too difficult for his voice, so the jury is gonna fuck him over
Oh yeah there was also sand.
One of the best, actually. Though Australia absolutely deserved to qualify moreso than any other country besides Finland. They should have replaced Latvia or Malta or Lithuania
People with taste
That song was so good
austria overcooked themselves
as a song it's not bad
the presentation was atroceous, a youtube comment said it correctly: if it was shown 5-10 later with more modern spectacles like lazers and shit, it would have been top 3
michalis rakitzis has been seasoned in Greek discography so the fact he failed was seen odd even then
Staging was just a gimmick with "oohh look sand!" but I didn't mind it. Yes am a straight guy and like qt girls.
She's almost exactly my type of girl but her makeup for the performance is awful
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Holy sexo
Thank you, I will now go through with my investment.
he is an arab elite slave owner no african he owns private hospitals in sudan(the only hospitals)
The sand was an allegory for the passage of time and its power to heal wounds—specifically, the wound left by his mother’s death.
he's dead fyi
also what do you mean by all this, idk her dad's background
youre gay
The decent outcome
Sweden wins
The BASED outcome
Estonia wins (please let it happen)
The realistic outcome
Fucking juries give everything to Austrian faggot and the public gets fucked over for the third year in a row
She's so fuckin cute my heart hurts bros
She reminds me of Alexis from Schitt's Creek
powerful
eww ugly.
This
Austria is gonna win by the juries
Rare occasion where juries actually stopped the public vote from making a terrible, terrible mistake.
She isn't flaunting it because she's a feminazi and her song is about female empowerment, retard
It's a good thing Greece got through because it's going to pull the Greek jewish votes away from israel
the perfect outcome
Finland wins
damn she actually and unironically needs correction
Sweden will win easily innit
Imagine turkey was back
youtu.be
Fuck erdogan
if only we could pull them away from palestine too :'(
the bad outcome
Niggerlands win
BALLALLALALALALALALA!
That or Muttla.
There aren't that many jews in Greece bro
I'd be happy with the bastu bros the Luxembourg qt or the German qt winning
1. Albania
2. Germany
3. Lithuania
4. Portugal
5. Italy
6. San Marino
7. Greece
8. Spain
9. Latvia
10. Slovenia )=
Israel "I'm not your toy", Malta "I'm not you baby" and Malta "Serving Cunt" are also about female empowerment. Yet they're flaunting while Laura isn't. Retard. Probably hook nosed too.
i dont think malta has any chance Finland is a similar song and will steal away their spotlight
For realsies though lads
Australia
He just wanted to make the whole world dance :'(
I'm not biased but lithuanian entry is so above eurovision I'm amazed they got picked AND qualified. I wonder if they have a chance at scratching top 10, is final jury or just people votes?
TUTTA L'ITALIA TUTTA L'ITALIA TUTTA L'ITALIA
So sad :(
I wanted a taste of the Milkshake Man (no homo)
Really hoping for top 10 just to make the facebook boomers seethe
We typically have a Brazilian entry in our national final, alongside other lusophone countries.
Last year this one finished 3rd, so we were close to having Brazil represented in eurovision! youtube.com
maybe as a song it's not the worst thing in the world but any DJ who goes to Eurovision knowing full well it's about singing and you're not allowed to tweak the instrumental on stage is a lazy cunt
Exactly, the reception towards the song has been fucking abysmal because of how out of touch with rock music people are here. Actually depressing.
No wonder we either have HUGE bands here on ocassion or pure underground here with no in between.
north sudan's elite is comprised entirely of arab/saudi colonialists, and they had been practicing slavery (some would say they still practice de facto slavery today) until the 70s
does literally nothing
wins
Erika is the type of girl you'll go for once you've been divorceraped in your mid-30s. You barely get to see your children, and you just want to have fun at this point.
Your ex-wife will despise you, your children won't understand (your sons will when they get older), but you'll have the sex-life imaginable and achieve true happiness.
you now remember Darude flopping in last place
Ρε μαλακες r/greece το κÎŹνατε εδÏ μÎσα?
can luxembourg or san marino realistically get top 10
Luxemburg will do well with the jury i'm sure. San Marino not so much.
his chest isn’t hairy enough for this image to work
no wonder he failed to qualify
this sex according to Anon Babble
nothing to flaunt
Yeah you and I both know that. But THEY don't. So they act sexy while they aren't. They talk about how "hot" they are. And by doing so they completely contradict the whole premise of their ideology. God, you're retarded. How many different Greek anons are on here? Or is it just you? Cause one of you cunts was pissing me off in the sticky as well.
Bimbo blow-up doll, i fail to see the problem
slags make for the best fucking
her song is about female empowerment
and what's wrong with that?
ukraine is a bottom 5 song please allah don't let them get to top 5 because of pity votes again
This guy fucks
Some people feel nostalgia for 90s porn.
I don't. Thank god for KAJ.
it's bad because le it is alriht
shut the fuck up kelly
Women shouldn't vote let alone be empowered
Lithuania produced a banger but as per usual only 1 unique song and the rest slop that's been done 20 times over.
Watch Israel and Ukraine get higher than them.
I just can't see a scenario where Sweden wins. We would need a top 3 finish in the jury which is absolutely not fucking happening
kek do they really
not really
Swede finds out what getting cucked by the jury feels like
no
Yes bro. Apparently these girls that Klavdia took a picture with are Israelis or something.
Hey just thought of a fourth outcome!
Public goes heavy on Sweden, Juries go heavy on Austria, neither is enough to get the win on their own but their combined appreciation of KINO Albania leads to Total Albanian Victory and Tirana 2026 bankrupts the whole country but hey at least it was good while it lasted
Why do you lie you little fags?
THE RIGGING IS ON
I kneel. Austria is getting a lot of points from both the jury and televote thoughever, The only scenario for Albania to win is if they somehow get 2nd place in both groups and becomes a compromise winner
left one hot
Oh now
She's nice to people
I'm going insane
I forgot to /you/ you
One single guy who isn't yet aware that Klavdia is pro-Palestinian
Anons
When was your robbed moments?
>one single guy
I have posted three of these and there are more. Just admit that you were wrong, faggot
The UK delegation fucked it up again. We unironically would have been better if we just did an acoustic version with no props.
We need to stop internal selections and getting a random bunch of Scandinavian writers to give us slop. Sam was a fluke not because he can sing, but because despite putting him in a giant mesh egg they couldn’t fuck it up visually.
lel they did the same to the georgian singer. Shame she didn't pass through, imagine the collective clitty leakage
Worst ever ? ez
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best one? Hot take Ms Jopek
youtu.be
2015 pertti kurikan nimipäivät
we were the ones doing the robbery actually
which is why we don’t compete anymore
everything
you're responding to a literal albanian who's been schizoposting in this forum for over a decade now
calm down chuddy
Latvia NQ in 2023
2 plebbitors ειναι ο κουλιθιος απτο πολ και τα λοιμα του βουρκογλου/ σακ απτο τουιτερ
Why is he so obsessed over Marina Satti, and why does he have such an emotional attatchment to Israel?
was klavdias tits always this big?
The Ride is a fun song, it’s just given to the wrong person to perform
The Serbian twink Q'd over this
2014. We had one of the best songs in years but that tranny with the beard showed up.
t. real madrid fan saying there is absolutely no way they can win with a ref decision before a champions league semi final game
Nobody is obsessed with Satti and you are trying to pass two anons who post about her shenanigans as one to make it more extreme. Gas yourself
Exactly. One of the backing vocalists is in a singing band here in Poland and he has way better range than RafaĆ can ever dream of.
It's like giving an ethnic Azer song to a Mickey Mouse... oh wait.
she was trying to be a typical bimbo before she put the serious glasses on, so im guessing they could be fake ones
elaborate
Take your meds junkie Greek anon
As he should have, because Samo Mi Se Spava was one of the very best that year and Sudden Lights was bottom 5
You are the Greek anon who derails Anon Babble threads? The junkie is in every Anon Babble board fugg
the person you are responding to is the koulidiot from /pol who hates satti because she is critical of koulis, he is a voter of kasidiaris but for some reason he feels chagrined when someone badmouths israhell
you are trying to pass two anons
I guess the schizo part wasn't a joke. You are a broken man.
2023 and 2024, for more than just Kaarija and Baby Lasagna
dont forget to vote for koulis pol greek anon, even though you are a based and redpilled golden dawn member
I don't even fully agree with your tactics against the palestinians but I respect the seethe you are causing as a country and people. Rooting for you.
Our first entry ever.
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Only reason we didn't win is because juries were worried we were still commies
And also the year in which Lena won because it led to Turkey being ass hurt till now
Altho Romania should've won it instead
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hiring Scandis for generic eurotrash
No mate. And, y'know, if we're already wasting money on this shit I don't understand why don't we just get a Moldovan or Bulgarian to cook up some of their trademark Eurovision kino on our behalf, seeing as money is their main sticking point.
How hard did they censor the crowd for Israel/ Palestinian flags?
There have been at least three Greek anons here tonight who have voiced dislike for her.
this but the complete opposite
THIS.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE GATE. Third best song in the contest.
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Blood and Glitter, Sweden Better was also decent.
Stop giving me (you)s Greek junkie. Just mind your business dude.
I dislike Satti but only for the fact she got exposed hard for her shit vocals (no bro it was pharingitis totally!) and how the media have shilled her 24/7 since last year's eurovision. if it weren't for the yawn incident I'd have thought she was jewish herself
DER COOMER
DER COOOOOOOOOMER
Jeez, how many souvlaki malakis are in this thread?
It's unbelievable that this got last place. People must be fucking deaf
at least 4
I dislike Satti but only for the fact she got exposed hard for her shit vocals
Her shit song too
I saw one Palestinian flag during Erikas performance, they seemed to try to hide it with camerawork
This
Her whole song was shit
Even that TikTok cringe shit
I thought Portugal was also a masterpiece but it barely got any points from the public. I think it was pretty much a battle of jews who didn't even watch the contest but saw ads saying "vote number x for Israel" and people who a) wanted to prevent their victory and b) let Baby Lasagna have it. So no one really bothered to give their money to anything else. At least juries saw the art in Portugal, but Norway sadly wasn't as lucky.
what does producers choice mean?
I'm still coping
They decide whether a country performs in first half or second half
Yeah it was exactly that.
I also didn't vote in that year because after Karija and Pasha loss in previous year I was really discouraged.
Though credit where credit is due I still can't believe she's 37. She clearly takes care of herself and I can at least respect that. Fuck the song tho.
The (((producers))) can choose any of the slots for that particular song. Apparently to help with the (((flow))) and (((pace))) of the show.
Imagine if we win
Uk is gonna host again because we don't have money for that
least delusional claudia listener
Yeah she's nearly 40
It was a shock for me too. I thought she was 30 or something
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She's doing pop now
We are gonna win the juries
Pin this post
Anyone remember this kino
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I don't know what to laugh at more. The though of glasses girl winning or the thought of our slags getting second place in order to host for you next year. I believe the word that all the kids use for this nowadays is "delulu".
I do, also put it on my video I've shilled in today's pre-party youtu.be
I was talking when Ukraine got invaded and uk had to host the competition
Erika was married to a guy 51 years older than her
Wtf
Turkey not winning in 2010
15 years and i'm still salty
Based afk
She probably cucks him with some younger guy while he watches
Calm down druggie
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2010 kino
They lived together but were not married.
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Did you fall in love with a fairytale anons?
If i was Lena i would have slapped the shit out of him.
hi Giannis
Good night. Albania is winning on Saturday.
Hi anon :)
Not if we're fortunate
I'm not the druggie you are talking with
Not if Germany has something to say about it.