2 days until Eurovision

Hello police? I'd like to report a string of robberies.

Good I guess, because they sing after Sweden and so it's less likely that they will be upstaged

But maybe people will forget her because of Sweden performing just before her :(

I think Jakob is the cutest

Luxembourg in the death slot right after Ireland NQ

Girls singing cute catchy songs are getting absolutely zero breaks this year.

can't tell if he's hot or ugly

Stop talking about men's appearances fags

be honest: would you hatefuck malta's singer? you can be gay and still want to rape her

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Australia and Ireland deserved better. Australia did the meme entry better and more catchy than Estonia, which people can't shut up about.

The ancient spirits from Fanal Forest safeguard our brave Madeiran boys from the evil bookies. Godspeed.

Not to mention the fact that he managed to sing the whole thing in key and without running out of breath despite all the moving about.

...ESTONIA.

Y'know I didn't think much of this entry before - didn't hate it, didn't love it, just faded into the background. But I've been giving it a few more spins lately and it's grown on me a lot. It's really pretty good, and I'm glad they qualified, it was earned.

In the final, swap

Estonia for Belgium

Norway for Slovenia

Israel for Serbia

Malta for Australia

And it would all be greatly improved.

bottom left tried too hard to be a meme and the vibe of the song didn't really fit. Though I would let them go to the finals cause why not

mid left had incredibly stupid lyrics but other than that interesting song. Would let them in the finals

bottom left was a nice 90s eurobeat song. Not sure if finals worthy but why not

top right was a cool song with terrible vocals. I get why they didn't qualify

don't even remember mid right and bottom right

She's pretty cute tbqhwy

>bottom left tried too hard to be a meme and the vibe of the song didn't really fit. Though I would let them go to the finals cause why not

Fuck I meant top left kek

sex with hungary

>Estonia for Belgium

Good start.

>Norway for Slovenia

Absolutely not.

>Israel for Serbia

Sidegrade really, but sure.

>Malta for Australia

Ending on a good note.

I'm not even gay but I unironically think they're the most attractive male contestants. Probably helps they're not dressed like fags

God I love her moles, perfect distribution

Hardcore SEXO with the Finnish TOURA

ICH KOMME ICH KOMME

I can't wait for her to win and then do her encore performance but she replaces that giant novely microphone with a sybian and the climax of the song is actually her climaxing.

only I am allowed to stand in for swedebro.

Sweden

Germany

we are fucked. early placement is bad

Buddy that's 2024

Legitimately a great song with nice and complex harmonies, it really shows that they're an actual functional band. Same goes to Italy