/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

I just think pepes are cute edish

that image hurts my eyes

i like pepes

put on your 3d glasses

I'LL KEEEEP HOLDING ON
I'LL KEEEEP HOLDING ON
I'LL KEEEEP HOLDING ON
I'LL KEEEEP HOLDING ON

Reiksguard go naaaay

youtube.com/watch?v=qGtIqrz2nRM

Best faction go ZULAHOOOOOO!

new warstrike starting in 30 minutes
topic will be the book "how democracies die" by the jews Ziblatt and Levitsky
watch them live on odysee at 7PM central time

im tired

I'm gonna go ahead and say it. This general is a pale imitation of /brit/!

so why are we here hurr durr

Well, it's because THIS general is sluggish, it feeds egos that are swept away by /brit/'s unremitting pace!

Denny's waitress remembers my usual order

this means she's in love with me, right?

That means you need to stop going to Denny's
The fuck's the matter with you

i need shleep

waffle house mogs dennys

Feel my ubiquity

usual order

which is?

she's in love with the way you look weird and talk funny

chud the fuck out on her so we can see you starring in a police body cam video

"DISGUSTING INCEL CUSTOMER TALKS TOUGH UNTIL POLICE REMOVE HIS TEETH WITH A MAGLITE"

not even the movies at large sanction that sort of behavior

youtube.com/watch?v=v-KkP58qukM

grand slam, moons over my hammy, 6 extra strips of bacon, and 4 blueberry pancakes

jfc RIP your heart

Flashing Lights was already like James Brown Live At The Apollo in itself

i havent eaten anything all day

coffee with french vanilla creamer, two sirloin steaks with garlic butter, broccoli and corn

latinas love chuddy whiteboys

it really do be like that huh?

sandwich and apple juice for late night snack, keeping it real and simple as always

so fucking good, better than the original IMO. can't stop dancin around my house to this, gonna be my #1 summer tune.

hope my boomer neighbours like Ye because they're gonna be spending a LOT of time with him

That's crazy how Arcade Fire just came back after their lead singer had rape accusations

So by that last post you see the guy's ultimately not racist, right? Heart of gold and all that. So, that gives me carte blanche to be racist in my next post.

youtube.com/watch?v=GQQbjpomexo

latinas love asian boys
speaking from experience

they actually don't like white guys
its a internet meme in the same vein as white women liking black men

got higher than intended again award

weed FREAK

they don't say hitler or nigga in this song, not even once

In Slovenia men fear being called coarse or simple. 'Primitiv'c'. Well, I don't think I'm either, substantially.

I watched that Louis Theroux The Settlers documentary

one time i posted a pornographic spray in tf2 and this guy jerked off to it on mic

I’m just sitting at the airport waiting to pick someone up who landed nearly an hour ago but is still waiting for a gate. Fuck my life.

thoughts on the total implosion of EK waterblocks?

I used a GOATSE custom spray in CS1.6 and routinely upset mods but they could never figure out it was me I was super sneaky about it

those guys were really strongly against abortion in the mid 70s, they were William Buckley's BFF's

hitler was an artist

"Walkable cities" is a dog whistle for fatphobia.

well, you know, that's just a bunch of old gamers waiting to pwn people

everyone was against abortion in the 1970s. almost no one supports it today but a few radical politicians pretend like it's the biggest issue for people to think about. literally only psychopaths want to kill babies.

walkable cities are impossible with negrokins around

abortion for non white women
no abortion for white women
it's simple

This wrinkle in time can't give it no credit

rape porn is better when abortion is illegal everywhere

don't give me that shit
I wouldn't raise another man's son and I would balk at the woman aborting the result of our night of passion, but still I find you morally abhorrent, sir!

have to improvise i guess, we'll call them joggable cities. it'll be just like one of your vidya gaemz, think of doing groceries like a timed platformer. don't stay out in the open too long anon, you don't have any spare lives!

when i was a kid i wanted to be an author

I'd cry too, that's an incredibly gay thing for a child to want.

when i was a kid i wanted to be happy

I'm just gonna stay outta them cities

me too

your town will be turned into one. forcible settlement of 20,000 Haitians isn't gonna be a choice, it's gonna be a way of life.

Business idea: those conveyor belt like you see in airports on every street for faster walking

*blocks your path*

literally just sit down and write lil nigga

street

I meant sidewalk
Just shoot them?

Go to sleep. Don't you have work in the morning?

well i meant more in a societal progress sense. anything advanced like that will be destroyed within days of its installation, or it will be demolished and any valuable parts sold for scrap.

This could be us

Everyone knows a Steely Dan biopic would fucking rule. It would be better than Dazed & Confused. The holy grail of rock biopics. It would make Walk Hard look like the schoolboy scribble it really is.

where's the meat?

I wanted to own a factory

Oh right. My answer is still shooting

popcorn is meat

Russia will win
China will win
Iran will win
Palestine will win
Hamas will win
Hezbollah will win
Venezuela will win
The houthis will win
America will loose
Israel will loose
Nato will loose
Ukraine will loose
Taiwan will loose

loose

HIVan, blet

Eating some lame ass tampon tim white guy tacos at work

wash your face, pig. your fucking nose looks like chocolate chip cookie dough.

Thats great, I love tacos and working hard. Keep it up, may your sunshine be blessed on your fall over your shoulders and cast a shadow you love to stand next to.

did you ask them for the extra spicy sauce?

Thanks, man. You too

What is your opinion on sea pens

Amazing how many spell lose wrong

I am of the opinion that the west should come against the Arabs with fire and devastation, ending this Palestine charade through outright annexation to Israel. Destiny himself said this!

It drives me crazy, even crazier when EFLs do it.

No spicy sauce at all. I like it WAY spicy, bro

I am of the opinion that the west should come against the Arabs with fire and devastation, ending this Palestine charade through outright annexation to Israel. Destiny himself said this!

I need to move my pictures of me and my family and friends away from my memes so I don't accidentally dox myself

I heard a German lib girl say this once

shalom

nothing happens when you dox yourself on here

i do but my workday starts at 10 lil zoomie

hey, Mo, it was Hamas who first endeavored to bake some babies in an oven on this one, you know? They snatched partygoers from some random rave. You cannot defend this and post in this thread, these people need to go!

hey, Mo, it was Hamas who first endeavored to bake some babies in an oven on this one, you know? They snatched partygoers from some random rave. You cannot defend this and post in this thread, these people need to go!

when they're around they make me feel like i'm the only guy around

I'm at work right now

zoomie

I'm a millenial

slacking off on int on work time

sickening

I haven't eaten in 20 hours but I'm about to get a burrito

There's TWO of them now?!?

LOL I knew German lib girls would talk like that. Thats so clever. May you be blessed with good company sir. Good day to you sir and good evening. Pour a cup of cola cola from the bottle over ice. Join me in this thread for the eve of Friday.

let me guess
security guard

post your le penis

/cumi/

I was eating
NOW i'm working and posting on Anon Babble
Factory worker

Thank you
I'll be here all night per the usual

you are commanded to listen to Samantha Fox's "touch me"

They BETRAYED the COUNTRY OF ISRAEL!
1948! 1967! 1973! 2024!
WHAT MORE PROOF THERE NEED BE? THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO AWAY TO EGYPT! FOREVER!

god i wish i was this guy

remembered that south park where long nosed aliens were sucking each other off
i'm scared of jewish people

Mint chip ice cream tastes the coldest.

Fitting that he should wear Ash's hat since he just caught himself a snorlax

What is a typical Icelandic breakfast?
Do Icelandic people really eat sheep's brains and rotten shark?
Whats up with those headlines that say "60% of Icelandic people believe in elves"?

how is "YMCA" a gay anthem? there's nothing gay about the lyrics

I went out tonight.
Didn't care for it much.

keep up with the times grandpa
the icelandic dildo factory

the more you simp for a girl the less she will like you, the more you act like an emotionally distant dark triad abuser the more she will like you, learn the game or get played by the game

All true

Trannies owe me sex

It's the vibes

reminder that drumpf had the gay negro village people do the YMCA song live at his inauguration baka....

I'm telling myself to hold out for the one girl who likes me for me, and I'm happier being single than settling for someone who requires me to compromise who I am

Why is Jesse's Girl a coke anthem? Why, cause of Alfred Molina's perfomance in Boogie Nights, of course!

there's a silly little dance to go along with it
gays eat campy shit up

how do i filter mexicans i no longer wish to see anything they post

i havent eaten breakfast in over 15 years
but oatmeal is a classic, cereal, toasted bread etc

Whats up with those headlines that say "60% of Icelandic people believe in elves"?

tourism companies trying to sell the narrative that icelanders are le hecking quirky and eccentric in their believes

I've done this accidentally, and its true.

got anydem gen z boss and a mini

jews want to crush the white majority in america

We got a custom sized one addressed to you

This is actually the advice that multiple Chads have given me, no joke

and that's a good thing

still, one feels a sense of bitter moral victory just listening to Hey, Nineteen and imagining oneself in Donald Fagen's character's place, being a middle age nerd coming on to a postadolescent girl

I'm fucking Icelandic from Iceland

icelanders are le hecking quirky and eccentric in their believes

True, all true

and that's a good thing

Anon...

you aren't even white, Terrone

chipotle hires too many black people

Do you play any mobile games

How does that even make sense? I think I'm going berserk!

I think you have a cute personality

You're 28
28 is young

Looking up Catholic home construction traditions. There is no WAY these people aren't pagans.

do you want to making fuck

there's an active discrimination against icelandic people in america.

we need matthew zazueta to come back

The way Protestants compromise with modern trends like LGBT shit, Roman Catholicism compromised with Greek/pagan mysteries. It's why so many monks fled go the desert

mahjong soul

the howsie doesie buddy does post on Anon Babble! the woodsie lord will bring him into the foldsies

the average person can fit the equivalent of three racoons up their arse
it better be bigger than that
we are quirk chunguses

I think you have a cute personality

why?????????????????

whitey is to blacks as jews are to whites

the average person can fit the equivalent of three racoons up their arse

prove it

Your little edgy and silly one liners make me laugh

literally why the fuck do americans love going on cruise trips to iceland??????????

Call Mohammad a pedophile, redditpaki on an american vpn

29

i made a new X account

reccomend me accounts to follow

hitler was an arch democrat
he gave back democracy to europe

ya'll wanna see a hot midge

It took a black man having to scream NIGGER HEIL HITLER in the internet over and over to give the white men of america a wake up call. Fucking fuck.

No

that is fucking retarded and I hope you don't breed

got the liquid squirts from drinking the water fountain at the park
how do I sue a municpality

lemme get a wiff of that clunge

jews hate fascism and nazism because then they will get all their special privileges and power taken away from them

for christ sake someone please tell me how to filter mexicans

find a jew from new jersey

It better be a picture of warwick davis burning to death

did you just imply something REAL could be SACRED!?

"Hitler was a liberal DEMOCRAT!"

how can anyone be an antisemite, I just can't understand it

thank you!!!

Made burgers, my mom said it tasted great

yeah

Spinster is mine >:)

how can anyone NOT be antisemitic is the better question

playing oblivion (i'm not gayson or terrone)

@kanyewest
"2 chapter of mein kampf before I go to bed"-Kanye West

Why does the bun look like a 80 year olds ass cheek

I stamd with the jewish people
*shakily gets off my wheelchair*
*refuses any help from my caretakers*
*carefully gets down on one knee and raises my fist as high ad it will go*
*falls over to the sound of loud gasps*

Have you ever spied on your mom having sex with her boyfriend? Stare at the cumshot, it’s really hot when she swallows it up to let him cut in her mouth. She might let you do it too if you charm her correctly.

I fried the bun so the top was kinda greasy and shriveled

Hitler was literally a fucking leftist from the NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKER'S PARTY

was just gonna ask the same, looks like fast food garbage he just put on a plate. bun is smashed because it was wrapped up in a bag.

why do you know what an 80 Year olds ass cheeks look like

America is a godless society and has never been Christian

maniac - michael sembello

i know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully well guess what I'M NOT i just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat and make money for doin absolutely nothing while a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it you don't like what the fuck i'm sayin then FUCK YOU

I wasn't brainwashed by Jews, I was raised by A.C. Clarke, Asimov, Heinlein, Bradbury, Dick. I hate Russia and zoomers SO MUCH!

This, but as a good thing

The boomers were raised by the WWII generation, and were fed a steady diet of "America good, Hitler bad" propaganda their whole lives.

Was it your birthday recently? Happy belated birthday

ayo dis nigga eatin hair

you ASS SMELLING

so you're a cocksucking faggot?
good to know

Lol do you ever read the billboard ads outside the churches. Thats valuable advertising space because of its metaphysical implications. They’re all used to torture people with demoralizing sentiments. But they’re always Christian demoralizing. It’s like a clever art piece when you know what’s up. It’s really damn funny dude I always look forward to seeing the art they put out. God hates us so damn much it’s unreal, he actually kills us himself on purpose for fun.

I wish I had a fake eye so i could take it out and shock people as a party trick

I ain't scared of no Cheeto and I don't care how expensive a suit you dress it in

visualize me in the bed mouth wide open and cheeks spread

LARD GARGLING

suddenly I feel the urge to post here

I also read We, Beatle in the Anthill, Ion Tichy, but man, I sure do hate Russia!

Holohoax propaganda is definitely a huge part of the boomer generation's identity.

das einzig wahre

the only true one??????
further, why the fuck are you drinking kraut shit instead of wisconsin's spotted cow or pabst blue ribbon???????? What the fucking fuck?????

literally true and intended by the founding fathers

BUILT FOR BBQ

CRISCO BATHING

If you were born out of wedlock you’re a piece of shit

what a fascinating use of free will

columbo was famous for that

Thanks

The pope is literally American from AMERICA!!!

if you were born from a c-section you're a piece of shit

I know a lot of (black) guys whose eyes would bulge out of their heads and would hit themselves with a mallet over the fat bitch

the city of brussels is 30% Belgian in the present day. FUCK THESE KIKES

Nobody would let you go to their party if you were missing an eye. That party would be only males, the girls would leave. Unless you were a girl with a fake eye, but then people would just pretend to be impressed because they want to touch your vagina. Unless your vagina was diseased, and it has to be a really bad disease because then guys would just use you as a live porno and Jack off to it. But nobody will jack off to a guy with a disease, except for a homosexual. This is pretty cruel treatment of the human spirit. Our bodies aren’t good enough.

Got so high that I realized I could understand japanese without subtitles

A symptom of late-stage Catholicism

look, the holocaust was class war -
Hitler in the name of all the anonymous Slavs
sticking it to the ethnically-designated bourgeoisie, the Ashkenazim.

If you were born out of an anus you’re a piece of shit

She's just pissed off 'cause she's hangry

prove you're not a shitty chat bot

hands down the worst city I visited in europe

shut the fuck you son of a bitch
just because your country is a tundra and you are an albino you think you're special
well fuck you, buddy

I love nigger asses not gonna lie

*spreads my ass* talk in ta this pal!

buncha gay niggaz ITT

the worst city I visited in europe

Naples, Italy the city is an open junkyard

the best city

Reikjavik, Iceland, but then again that's in North America

the human anus is very stretchy

You ever have dreams where you're speaking another language

Modern Japanese words are actually English in origin. The original Japanese language has been slowly replaced by a cult. This happened to all the popular languages. They replace our words using tv and peer pressure to make it seem normal. Greetings are a really obvious example, the word we use to say hello. Lol hello is a Christian advertisement for hell hole, it’s a sexual gaslighting metaphor about a vagina hole. I know everything about words and artwork.

Bitch is from Obey City

it ain't no pussy, but yeah, we can agree on that one

Alright, buttbaby

City called nipples sucks, color me surprised

reykjavík

best city

lol
lmao even

I agree the ice wall is holding us back

Nah everyone speaks fluent english in iceland

Saw a guy at work today wearing this and couldn’t stop laughing

Why is gen X so fucking gay lol

It tastes good

Naples is beautiful. Delapidated SOVL

extremely shitty thread so far

boobs...

Got so high I realized there are fucking polar bears in iceland

Not me. I'm literally touching the firmament rn

my ancestors came from Messina

Am I the only one who finds bleached teeth super hot?
It's like conspicuous hygiene obsession. Excellent predictor of a nice smelling pussy

chi ha chiesto?

Australians all think they're the Unabomber until it comes time to vote or engage in education or gainful employment

This Terrone guy is 100% Israeli, no doubt at this point. He refuses to post any proof to the contrary.

^ redditpaki

literally me
tiktok.com/@luvrmo0n/photo/7489346763330047237

ethiopia should be range banned

It's Sicilianus

AMNNNHH is gonna be on the ADL website within a week. We eatin' good Ye bros!

youtube.com/watch?v=nxz1DuVaRr8

io sonno terrone

if you've never done this in your room you're not really alive

Luigi Mangione

mexico too, and morocco

(and israel)

whoa do you think I can pet one?

ma chi ha chiesto

I look like this

statues should be built of him

It's literally a US shitizen

complains about bitches being fat
complains when they actually try to exercise?

she's actually pretty flexible for a bigger girl

Don't call him terrone it dignifies him

this is what women do when they're alone

Future Millionaires will reply to this post

you ridicule her until she starts going to dance classes every week and then all of sudden she's pretty darn fit and out of your league

NIGGA HEIL HITLER!

God heals my body, I have perfect teeth even though I never brush or floss and smoke a pack of cigarettes per day and chug coffee and even swish it around in my mouth. Thats actually where the word orthodox Christian came from. He said it’s better than being Mormon, although that’s typically met with harsh criticism because if you don’t have one you’ll be thinking about the other. You really want to be a judeo orthomornondox Christian.

It would be extremely painful

It's literally a US shitizen

who makes /brit/ threads
disgusting

I would be gentle

N H H

youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

Canadians and Americans who use /br*t/ deserve 40 lashes and possibly a caning

Brown women aren't out of anyone's league

British dogs piss and shit themselves in the pub while posting a pic of their meat

You know who deserves outright execution? The people who thought up Fargo the series. That is a categorical insult to North American Anglophone culture at large.

Fuck you

jews didn't like the outcome of the Romanian election so they just canceled it and installed a gay zionist gypsy who wants to start a war with Hungary.
democracy is FAKE

romania

who gives a shit?

You know who deserves outright execution?

Luigi PASTA NIGGER Mangione and that autistic freak from Idaho who stabbed blonde college girls because he was too chicken to ask them out on a date. What do you think about it? Thank you

They will play a big role in the upcoming Nato vs Russia War

anti-luigi "people" should have their hands cut off and their tounges cut out of their mouths

nato? more like gayto

we were forcibly kicked out from /lat/ because they rebranded to /csg/ which excludes mexicans
maybe you should follow their lead

Thank god you're the one who's going to get drafted for it

tounge

ESL

They hate working in Romania because it means row may knee, they aren’t rowing the spartan ship that’s where the Gypsies thing came from.

if i ever encounter an anti-luigi "person" i am going to gouge their eyeballs out of their skull

I saw a flag at half mast today, what happened?

we were forcibly kicked out from /lat/ because they rebranded to /csg/ which excludes mexicans

maybe you should follow their lead

No bro mexico is in north america this is the north america thread I think they should add greenland and iceland

leave you stanking nigga what the fuck you thanking nigga

I prefer mario

mexicans welcome unless youre goshpedo then kill yourself

if you a scared muthafucka GO TO CHURCH

i

ESL or possibly troon