/brit/
Go the 'ick 'entes on
london moment
Lmao
grow up
Posted it again award (dogshit post edish)
these are bare arsed farts aren't they
One of my apprentices has knocked this morning, said he’s got a poorly tummy bless him. One of lads has grassed him, said he was active on that snappy chat thing playing COD at 4am
I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!
Maybe he was up with the shits and thought may as well play some video games to pass the time
Dr House is now in a wheelchair to prove a point
saw that on twitter too xx
you nincompoop
you pinhead
depression
This is probably my favourite
Didn’t sleep at all because I was up all night gooning with a woman on instagram after being inspired to take it back up because of a post here a few days ago
looking at fleshlights on amazon
just remember to untick the "minimal packaging" option
well we all have our vices don't we lads
raping my arse with a hair dryer
just bought 2 bags. prob shouldn't have be here i am
deeply confusing post
speaking from experience eh
Tonight's kino
Yeah I've got a few
Lovely temperature for one of Nick Wheeler’s finest
Change 'be' to 'but' and it makes complete sense
Something that most adults would be able to do without really thinking about it
Anyone want more vocs of my farts?
why does it say dildo
Do you think people are shittier now than in the olden days? Old people always seem like more decent human beings, is it because they're old or was it the norm in the world they grew up in?
Because they couldn't show it on the cover so put a black bar over the top saying DILDO
Use your brain for once you fucking thick cunt
Listening to some king von while doing spreadsheets
Definitely shittier now, people are much more self-centred than in times gone by.
woke up at like 5am last night and did the most intense shit of my entire life thus far
multiple thick logs, ringpiece on fire, sweat literally running down my face, i literally went blind for a few seconds at one point and saw nothing but colour fractals it felt like i was going to actually die
Rorke's gaming PC playing Kanye West at full volume with the windows open
I remember musk saying we would’ve been to mars by 2024
this swollen finger business is fucked lads, can’t do shite since it’s on my right hand
fuck sake
People have always been shitty. They just view the past with rose-tinted glasses.
Lay in bed and record your farts for the lads
welp... when life gives ya lemons!
Woke up crying realising that I have to wear Charles Tyrwhitt for many more years until I finally visit an English tailor
i love married guys
...you record your farts for the lads!
You can't be reasoned with.
I am done being polite.
Vile
any audiobook recommendations?
im the strongest man ITT
yeh loads
You're farts.... record them!
This is a good read
Allah ai Akbar
just bought a prostate massager
happy for you
I lost
Not gonna happen again.
Gear
lost what
fuck sake need a wank
Apply
I don't think so. There's definitely always been shitty people, but the average person in my grandparent's generation was a better human being than my generation, my parent's generation or the generations in between.
mmhmm get di ting maxed out x
I saw it
ick on eck
wearing my Charles Dimwitt
*shits all over my cock*
Shakespeare recital
cunt delivery man is probably parked up on some quiet road waiting for the the very last minute of the 4 hour delivery window to come and give me my package
*waddles up to you smelling of shit*
ermmmmmmmmm which way is the toilet?
having a sideways wank
what does that entail
NEED a trannard gf right NOW
LOOK AT ME TOILBERG I'M ON /BRIT/! WAHEEY!
every time a twink dies, a dilf is born
Nah. Twink death produces grimness like mihai
toilet man
toilet camera
New fart just dropped
just got promoted im gonna be someones toilberg now
mad that
Give mad disciplinaries to people
We love stuntpegg's beautiful long legs and peng bum, don't we folks
mihai just needed to hit the gym, groom, and dress his age and he could've been a dilf
Western secular 'buddhists' are a pack of absolute mongs
wanking to Candice
i have negative aura
last year i got made to be a manager, and then they quickly realised im too retarded to manage. Thing is, they can't sack me, so they just put someone else in charge and i just do nothing all day
civil service is it?
lol yep
currently installing arch btw
installing a poo
the fact they promoted someone wholly unsuitable for the job gave it away
just learned about yachting
must be grim getting raped on one because there's literally no police around
screaming at how gormless these freaks are
need them out the country
in a faggot mood today xx mwah :3
Lad, could you come into my office for a minute, theres been a complaint and I want your side of the story
she looks ai generated
seeing more and more of them wearing those black shower caps wtf is that all about then
yeah just give me two seconds
*leaves the building*
How about this side? *exposes arse*
scaehgews
wahey!
know a fat lad who fell over and broke his wrist so badly they had to amputate
mind during covid when people were reporting that their town had a sudden increase in black/brown fellas roaming the streets but leftypol said that was schizo talk, then when the covid hysteria died down it was realised that boris had imported a million a year when everyone was focused on covid
lily phillips is premiering on blacked lads
Toil is so slow. It's only Thursday too.
Had no idea what day it was
“Honestly, I was just so excited to be on set with Blacked. I’ve been dreaming of working with Vixen Media Group my entire career, so stepping onto that set truly felt like a dream come true,” offered Phillips.
its real, bruh
early start more like early FART haha
Well now you know.
bro just informed blud
My view is that every human is a selfish cunt and this has always been the case
company i work for will be using AI from the beginning of next month
would heem any fucking runt that crossed my path
*sees a particularly pathetic runt abandoned*
*gathers it up and coddles it*
lovely morning isnt it lads?
rorke playing nigga heil hitler on his 2009 samsung
*latches on to your nipple*
You'll do nothing
*it was a false nipple*
*my real nipple appears behind you and stars monologing*
Anyone here ever watch the Queen's Nose?
not really no
phwooooaaarr such a satisfying wee i just took
Got toil soon and I can't be arsed to be honest. Only a 4 hour shift though. I couldn't sleep until like 4 am and I awoke at 9:30 am as well which has no doubt exacerbated my fatigue.
Rorke and his mates doing a discord watch along to lily philips' blacked debut
*walks out of brazilian toilet licking my lips*
it's painfully obvious that since the sharty we've adopted some britpol and britfeel freaks who've realised just how dead their threads are so they're polluting this place
wonder if they'll realise that posting the way they do is the reason their threads are dead and utter dogshit
nice solid turds followed by a shotgun blast of poo particles an hour later
not right
You'll get through it babe xx
lol they migrated long before our brief stint on reddit.party
Is this where the Irish post? I can't find a general. Anyway, I wanted to ask if Ireland can be traveled by train or bus well?
*walks into american toilet*
*a few hours later the ambulance arrives*
*farts on you*
catberg licked my dinner ffs
might still eat it honestly
Seems very quiet outside today, hardly any cars about, but also /brit/ is dead. It's normally busier, what happened?
yes, there's been a constant influx since forever but we've adopted way more than usual and it's very obvious
here lies the poo eating bollock bastard
most people will remember him as a poo eater who crushed his own bollocks
but we also remember him as a bastred
better than eating it dishonestly hahaha
THE LOATHSOME POO EATING BOLLOCK BASTARD
you are in charge of how you feel
today try to feel at peace
*feels you up*
I regularly share food with catberg he's hygienic
makes a lot of sense
cats are not hygienic btw
they routinely lick their arseholes, lick themselves all over and torture mice/shrews/voles
toxotroon
eating a poo dishonestly
would you lick your arsehole if you could? i would
shrieking at my nan until the pitch hits the perfect vibrational frequency and explodes her head
aussies think theyre class don't they
no one else really cares tho other than enamoured retard Americans
The scratch scars are from when they fight over the last slice of pizza xD
It’s such intense pleasure watching a white woman be fully satisfied like that
oim oirish
Ok.
any pathetic shell of a man in?
would let tokino sora shag me up the arse
Yup. Niggas have never heard of toxoplasmosis
scraping out the smegma from my cock but going too far and scraping out the flesh so now ive just got one big flappy skin flap and two soon to be crushed bollocks
just woke up did you?
My daily bible reading
SOOGS NOOOOOOOOO i.4cdn.org
Not sure who are the worse posters between continental europeans and latin americans
20% of global car sales in 2024 were EVs
Would you buy an electric car? Any electric car man in?
pathetic lil willy
No idea.
watching riding in cars with boys (2001)
drew barrymore really is a piece of arse ent she
I find British posters are the worst
Ocado man coming to deliver my goodies in his Percy Pig van
Always feel a tiny bit embarrassed when he’s handing me bags full of ice cream, crisps, chocolate, cakes, beer, fizzy drinks, etc. and hardly any fruit or vegetables
There are more of us than you think…
me
get the choons in lad
youtube.com
:'(
where's that nigga foreskin
can't afford one you see i'm broke
As long as there's a few bananas
Don't know about that
circumcised willies look so dried out that can’t be comfortable
Me too
mad how important father figures are
Mind giving mine a lick to moisten it a little?
just announced a strategic investment of poo into my toilet pipes
I could die
mad how *farts*
dreamt i made a primordial soup out of coca cola and lead and a bunch of bugs and small turtles evolved in it
I know that feel
would rather not
So
i dearly miss being 12, without a doubt the best time of my life, wish i could've stayed there forever
Reck'en I could out fart any of you "lads"
what’s it all mean
E
home made shish kebabs today
spiced meatballs, peppers, and onions, skewered
tangy chickpea salad with red onion and tomatoes
pickled red cabbage
chilli sauce
tzatziki
lidl flatbreads
gonna eat them in the garden so i am
nigga name is keir
Look, man. You stole my car.
Yeah?
back from a 2 week holiday after "doxxing" one of the Anon Babble jannies even though I just shared an image already available online
that's like arresting someone for merely transporting drugs someone else made, bought or sold
post more
XD
it’s over if you aren’t on a gram of tren, and haven’t gotten a lefort 3 and limb lengthening surgery by 18
went to new york city once and the place was filthy and altogether a shithole full of rude cunts
they're still seething after the Anon Babble hack
imagine it
do it for free
get exposed for doing it for free
continue to do it for free
LMAO
damn shes hover handing him
femcels are real
XDD
also smells like piss and shit
post address of the white house
get arrested for doxxing the president
need 10 downing street renamed pronto so i don't get banned again while talking about british politics
I used to masturbate in my room
im from queens
45 days no porn, new PR
( . Y . )
...(;)
me? im from the cut aka the projects
i hustle every day and my dream is to buy my momma a house
well i'm from utica and i've never heard the expression "steamed hams"
ey im posting heah capiche
Festival planned for maggie's 100th
it's funded by taxpayers
lmao
LOL
Booked hair cut appointment for next Wednesday team
XD
did you still jack off?
magpie thatcher !!
She was fat
corr
yes
Based.
I'll drive you if you want hun?
Would you not just get a new wig?
Gay
The Aryan, Nordic, Germanic, White, blue-eyed, blonde woman is the pinnacle of human beauty and physiognomy. The maximum human potential. All of Africa. Central Asia and India must be gained for the expansion of the Germanic people. Higher human types must secure their domination over the Earth.
Backlashing
..# <- bush
( | )
LMFAO
HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Truke
Out of crash
not tuckered out after spamming here literally all day yesterday
think i've got the fibromyalgia
and yes i know it's made up but i'm also diagnosed ADHD and that's made up too
wanking to all these farts x
That scene
RIGHT RORKE, WALKIES TIME
*rattles the lead*
I honestly think farting is the funniest thing ever
toupees are making a come back
total rorke victory vgh
had a chat with toilberg today and it turns out i'm 2 months older than him
wonder if that will make him respect me more or less
What would indian rorke be called? Rajke?
Brenton Tarrant
stop STOP! IM DYING OVER HERE!!
rasheed
Indians really be out there named Pooja
She wanna hop in a rari
I’ve already returned over 24,000 people with no right to be here.
And I won’t stop there.
Oui
Dire thread
Really is dead finally
starting to understand why people kill themselves
how is he farting this much
Was geht's du?
Wake up rorke you're dreaming again
yeah im done i think
just seen they're making a new marvel film where the hero is a black girl ironman and her enemy is "the hood" and that's very funny to me
24,000 / 7,800,000
Accidentally.
wanking off an australian body builder
Triple dinners lad
do brits always have the tv on in the background?
black people's hair is so fragile and weak and prone to looking disgusting that they can't actually wash it and they can't have it touching against pillowcases at night or else they look like marv when he got electrocuted.
No.
Well said Frankie!
Been watching breaking bad in bed solid for 3 days just recording my farts
If I could only remember Rorke's name...
think ill take a month break from Anon Babble. bye yall
not sure thats a valid comparison actually, frankie
We have a similar map.
keyword: holidays
why do poos suddenly appear
every time bums are near
Are my farts really making people leave the thread?
great use of free will
Axis.
XD
I'm enjoying it lad
I will impress you
Other options.
Used to back when I had a telly in my room. Even if it was the same program on repeat that I'd seen a million times.
whenever yanks do vocaroos they always begin by smacking their chops as if to indicate that they're drinking beer, or inhaling as if to indicate that they're smoking a cigarette
yanks want, nay, NEED you to think that they're hardcore
Wjeras brots just rip a big fart and chuckle as the clip ends
I almost had it all.
still haven't made a new thread since Anon Babble came back up cos I cba to go through the 5 minute countdown
im a hardcore lover
poo
So true they should just all just live exactly like they did in the countries they allegedly fled for economic or security reasons
It's impossible.
Solve this for me.
Stop this whore shit
Next to me.
?
Wards off loneliness