Sears edition
/brit/
slithering down the stairs for some cold cheese and salami from the fridge
Anyone ever gotten drunk and eaten poo?
Starting to grow out of wanking. See it as incredibly undignified and unmasculine behaviour. Almost paki like.
new gareth eats just dropped
youtube.com
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEEEEEEEEEP
real
mall of America
Literally a Somali enclave
remember fidel castro lads?
not fond of communism but i can't help but admire the guy for how much he made the yanks seethe
youtube.com
New york city's very pretty in the night time
heathermong's in the other one so this one's better
*enters thread*
no, i've only ever done it sober
Somali family of 12 moves in
Irish diaspora women's reaction
Alri
Give me 1000 (you)s
he still makes burgers seethe after his death, and honestly if i saw my country in state Cuba was back then i'd have done the same
Sir Thread Splitta
right bollock hurts a bit
funny how it seems like most of the time when people cite pain in a particular bollock they cite the left one
it's old righty for me today it seems
tony's hardest soldier
imagine if he was in the NY war
Should I post more images of my anus?
The espadrilles are in here lads
Need to eat her poo.
Says tomorrow's going to be hotter.
Furio should get his own spin off show
3pm
wetter
Excellent. Can't be dealing with chilly weather like 23 C or whatever it was today
Rorkes will unironically “win” because liberal urban centers are inherently infertile. Literally. They don’t reproduce. And if they do it’s reluctantly and later in life. Their ideology does not value family, the nation or continuity. The native population in cities is declining rapidly (cities have always been an population sink even in pre industrial times that have relied on rural immigrants), but in the modern day require masses from the global south to prop up the global economy. But these immigrants can’t maintain the civilisation or have any loyalty to it. At best it’s neo-serfdom and at worst complete collapse. The only ones to rebuild will be Rorkes.
Its always the one that hangs lowest that has pain/tenderness problems
millennial niggas will never understand how sovlfvl the minecraft ost is
was just saying this down the pub
didn't read any of that but i agree that even ten-Hag wasn't this bad
I sees dat...
I'd make more arse hole OC but it's probably a bit shitty right now :/
millenials grew up with minecraft you stupid little wastrel
rorkes among the ruins
Millennials didn't hate gen X (millennials never even thought about gen X)
So why do zoomers hate millennials? Weird
...was a joke post lads
It's mad that Larry the cat is still alive
He's now on his sixth prime minister
Millennials played more Minecraft than zoomers. Granted it was old school Minecraft before they ruined it with updates.
Mate it’s just a joke chill out
love him x
snappy
Thanks to the evolution of the internet everyone hates everyone now.
Luv Boyes, great shop
every time ive opened brit to see if the threads wss any good today heathermong has been spamming has he been going literally all day?
Millennials are obsessed with zoomers to an unhealthy degree
This catberg WILL be getting cuddled and caressed when I get home after work today
Luv Boyes
bit noncey
tugger squad
bit gay
Luv Boyes
bet you do you little poofter hahahaha
DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
Luv Boyes
bit gay LOL!
decent looking 'berge
we see u....
be 13/14
hit puberty
I am completely straight at first
only interested in girls I know, from porn or general media
after years of failure with women I become a cuck
I become prison gay
but i'm so much of a beta loser I can't even shag twinks
that's when I started getting into sissy porn
found it easy to get bummed on grindr because I am a cute twink
in 10 years i went to being completely straight to being a gay bottom thinking about transitioning. mental how mad porn is
Luv Boyes
fucking hell you poofter
*pulls up on my peniscycle that has two balls for wheels*
we're all posting in the /bant thread while heathermong is spamming
yea definitely porns fault not your gay ahh
the cute new 23 year old girl at work is fucking engaged
fuck
mmhmm di snappydem, dey pulled up noh? x
thinking about the various things occurring out there in world
yeh dey pull up in mad heat doe x
why would you do that just think of poo and boobs
post willy
frisbeeing kraft singles at my demented nans head
on the vino
dey plottin
another weak man filtered out the gene pool
not my issue
mmhmm eager to relieve the fresh batch of carbon black small boat cronem arrivals x
On the cerveza meself
any live in filth man in?
white gyaldem in heat u kno x
I sucked a handful of dicks on Craigslist when I was lonely. Becoming fully gay is for fucking losers though. A man getting fucked in the ass is a repulsive thought
dey see di clapmeat arrive x
Getting steaming and getting high
Don't @ me because i worked today
da's just stunk out the bog
post your favorite bradley or your mum will die in her sleep tonight
alfonse look at her truck
scrandy carroll
God what a fucking awful degenerate thread
Grim cunts
*starts singing a perfect a capella rendition of nigga heil hitler*
Men talking about sucking dicks? Yeah I know
I'm still hung up over the one that got away
I sometimes dream up elaborate plans of how to get her back
why did you take that from the finland thread
the raped
Would sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
Irish neolibeal teeth
ever shag her up the arse?
Shan’t be clicking that.
She is a virgin lol
get on bant lads
sick of these wretched cunts
imagine how instead of all those elaborate schemes, all you had to do was have a bit of a spine one time and she could've been yours. mental that.
catbox
the isscranbul (formerly conscrantinople)
Shant be sucking that (me when a penis is in front of my face)
That’s poo
me and my girlfriend
Nah she wrecked my emotional state pham I couldn't be dealing with it
bins go out tonight
Timmies marrying Indian bhabi aunties who come from here
That girl who got nicked in Georgia for smuggling ain’t too smart
wasn't worth posting and deleting the first time
any can't even walk properly (aka the incel walk) man in
timmy eating dis diarrhoea his brown turkish wife makes LOL
Fully grown retard
eminem_scran.mp3.exe
Baby retard
corring and phwoaring
listening to the song i made some time ago, really enjoy it
permission to poo?
Vintedfu getting saucy
if y9ou sghare urs ill share one of mine
Looking at my dad going through tiktok like Tony looked at AJ on the computer.
This is me saying this to you and we've just climbed mt doom together
Margarita wizza for tea
Found exberg with pics like this on her vinted and am convinced every woman does the same, grim
uv light on it and u be seein some lines of cronem juice
vocaroo.com
here you are lad
tiktok is a deadly poison for boomers and women
all women are exhibitionists
My kinnikuman collection
would demolish but it looks like it probably cost about £18 or something ridiculous
all women are whores
Nothing Great About Britain
tenner actually
Steak, chimichuri and some chips. £18 is about right yeah
not gonna register for that when ‘caroo is an option
can you fuck around and make things like this with just a computer or do i need fancy gadgets and synths and what have you
corr
who the fuck goes to the footy and eats shite like this
it's a pie and a pint none of this fancy woke crap
I'll be in the anti rape chamber
how do you record to vocaroo?
steak and chips? woke nonsense
woozle wozzle
are you referring to your bedroom because no sex has ever or will ever take place in there
all women are spiritually irish
timmy getting stabbed
eating mcdonalds and crying
and when i find her
i'm gonna kill her
shockingly enough i use logic pro x’s stock library, and some odd samples here and there, so yeah only a computer — nothing too fancy
got a little mk3 pic rel i use and some good headphones
there’s an option to upload files, so i use that
grow up
what the fuck, do you have the full video or context/article
I think raping in your own house is uncouth
Fat boy is Irish diaspora, so naturally he forgave the BBC
horrible wogs
why's he calling that child a 'bbc'
u can upload as guest btw
whyp.it
bet dey quicktapped his fit sister after dat x
mcafee screaming from the ether to avoid clicking that shit nigga
after 6-7 drinks lads start looking like girls to me
Sheridan skipped class that day
Why are they all sexual predators?
it's legit and my song
Is Justin Trudeau his son?
um
that reminds me of an interview a contnder for world's biggest cock gave where he said he knew he was different since he was a kid and saw how small all the boy's peckers compared to him when changing in the locker room
lol of course they gang up 2v1
i enjoy it, just needs a base and perhaps lower the audio on the bitcrushed bells(?)
very relaxed
it’s legit and it’s his song
fascinating
rorke a sick sick man
great post faggot
Nuggets and Soph
new ethel kino dropped
he didn't get stabbed though his head hit the ground from one of the punches
wish it were 20 and dey all wearin timbs xx
Did we ever have Sears
she's going to an hero
Nice
No
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the wankage
also to continue the topic I think it's funny that the current record holder is a short fat middle aged guy
eating chocolate chip cookies in bed u mad
I want to share more trax now lol
wish you were never born so i wouldnt have to read your horrible unfunny posts
what about the crumbs?
if you enjoy porn like this you're a straight freak with all due respect
why are you referring to a child as a 'bbc' you paedophile freakshow
just wiping them onto the unhoovered floor
vocaroo.com
i’m all ears lad, here’s another one i made a while back
vile little gremlin
willy bollock
Gonna wank to some old playgirl magazines
Children should be respectfully addressed as "small black cock"
blow your insignificant brains out
it poo time
hoovered up a few spiders
whyp.it
hell yeh brother
any good videos i can listen to in the background while i'm cooking up all my chicken and spuds?
mental how mental how mental
miss having a girlfriend. it was like having a little pet that would suck your willy and sometimes make you dinner. I use to lie in bed with her and scratch the side of her head and kiss her forehead on evenings like these.
and now here I am, wanking in between /brit/ posts and /brit/ posting in between wanks.
loads
what does having your willer sucked feel like
it was like having a little pet that would suck your willy
need you arrested just in case
cronemdemix
you watching his stream?
lovely tunage, sat with a big smile throughout it — the detuned saw was amazing
vocaroo.com
here’s another little one, need to fix the bass but cba since creativity has run out for the moment
yep this place is dead lol
killed by schizo paedo freaks
mods dont give a fuck
I can't believe no one in history has ever thought to call mormons morons
liz kendall wank off instructions
we went to Anon Babble lad
very, very nice, would consider it better than sex honestly.
No thoughts currently.
Had empty
Listening to bloc party
got the detones on
Another day bed bound due to bipolar! It rocks not being able to move or think or do anything. Literally worse than wheelchair spackers
My musical creativity comes in seasons, I don't often feel like it
smoking that loud
Whom'st?
there have been like 10 posts on bant in half an hour
job centre appointment at 1pm tomorrow, she will be crushing my bollocks
got sort of a two weeks on, brought about from one idea, then a month or two or so off
learnt to go with it and not try to force it really
enjoy lad
remember when jordan peterson posted bdsm porn on his twitter page?
that whyp it site has 24hr deletion btw
good site for sharing tunes
The Star Grangled Banner
Thanks, she crushes a lot of mens' bollocks you see so I will be just another pair of bollocks to crush to her. We will be talking about my continued unemployment for a bit beforehand though
she a blonde or a brunette?
asked the long distance gf for a dirty pic and she was like "haha yeah" and then just ignored it I think it's over
more arseholes than usual in here!!!!!!
bant is so android lmao
Brunette, seems nice and gentle on the outside but, you see, she crushes mens' bollocks and I'm next
Had a dream where I matched with Phil Foden on Grindr and then when I met up with him I just started smashing his head in with a brick while everyone around me cheered
Fuck it's the football now
rorke's da ahh build
is this edited
Why's his head so fucking big
size of his bonce
sckhhfding
football
1979 ahh nigga
notable musician
scasiewgj
mr potato head ahh blud