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Napoleon is COOKED edition

Last edition to come next posts.

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we should have a meetup like at the beach

c'est fini...

Creating yet another anti Nap coalition (it will fail):

KEK
I was unironically going to create the edish with the same pic (portuposter ROCKED not only once, but twice)

Imagine how different the world would be if Napoleon had just quit while he was ahead and concentrated on consolidating and frenchifying his European territories.

Historical consensus is that the United Kingdom defeated Napoleon's evil empire, but really it was his own hubris that caused his downfall. We were just the catalyst.

luckily someone baked before the magyar
can't trust his zesty ass

So insisting.

Maltesers can't into making threads AyyLmao

sorry...

Lol, seems like a triple coincidence, because I was about to create a thread too, for the first time in my life (with an even better picture)

For once I drew faster fellas, heheh.
I'm curious to see how a Polebro edition would turn out. I think I can guess...
Vgh, we will never know... That's where the timeline went wrong.

pic

Jesus Christ.
I'm joking.

to Portoanon, the Santini ice cream store closed, looks like they're moving to a new place

Oh no…
What have you visited already?

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Then it's set, we're meeting at the beach! Remember to bring a swimsuit.

I walked a bit through Gaia, the Douro margins and the Sé region to see the main historic buildings
I think soon I'll stop to eat a prego with some beer and go back to the hotel to rest

sup med, woke up two hours ago and already jerked it twice, i think theres something wrong with me

Did you try tripas à moda do Porto? Truly fowl fish, but a lot of people love it and swear by it.

i dont like it cause it feels like im munchin on rubber

Mediterranean anons, how do I defuse this situation? I don't want to be sexually harrased by this 60 yo coworker but I don't want them to fire him either

I already tried to "hacerme la tonta" but he is very insistent, always goes back to it.

he wants to fuck u??

fart everytime he gets close

Odd: finish the remaining work
Even: push the remaining work over to tomorrow

Only answer using emojis.

we call it "dobradinha" in Brazil and I particularly love it with withe beans (ayoo)
teach him this brazilian expression: "sai fora veado velho"
basically means "fuck off you old faggot", as we call them veados (deers) down there

as we call them veados (deers) down there

never understood that, where did this come from

no fucking clue

Befriend someone who is above him in seniority, continue to collect evidence of his behaviour (while providing very neutral/milquetoast responses), and then use this information to blackmail him into buying you expensive collector's edition Pokemon cards (all blackmailing should be done verbally, preferably while inside of a Faraday cage).

Wait are you a woman?

A ver las tetas

Also mention "my gf" somewhere, it'll send the message across.