Holodem edish
/brit/
Get him Janman
the cronem are out x
imagining being on my hands and knees kissing another mans thingy
clement attlee respect button >
Nth for the baddiedem
Uh... janman?
based
absolutely nothing wrong with swallowing your chewing gum, been doing it my whole life and it's never done me any harm
absolutely nothing wrong with swallowing your chewing cum, been doing it my whole life and it's never done me any harm
MUMBERG GETTING MCDONALD'S REPEAT MUMBERG GETTING MCDONALD'S
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
nth for the Housedem
grow up
What's stopping every other country in the world that didn't have Thatcher?
was watching a youtube video and got an ad where a white fella sticks his face in a black fella's crotch and inhales. it's actually mental how evil and demonic advertising is. how overtly they want to kill white people.
fucks sake lucky bastard
Erm... shut up!
1x cheeseburger meal
2x fries
1x cheese share box
1x mcflurry
GET IN LAD WAHEY MCDONALD'S IN BED WHILST WATCHING BREAKING BAD
jews
Patient is presenting with a psychological need to post anime children on a general that has nothing to do with anime. What's the differential?
What was that an ad for?
MCDONALDS INBOUND REPEAT MCDONALD'S IS INBOUND
we aren't allowed to speak about how utterly fucked our kikehell niggerworld has become
Jannies seem to be more relaxed now that the site is back up, perhaps they just needed that reminder of who is really in charge.
EAT IRON
IRON MAKES YOU STRONG
how do i make a holodem to stream and scam lonely incels
supporting a black owned business today
Could someone pl3ase qank me ofe
Anime website
daft thing to say. our country had incredible wealth already. why cant Somalia do it? because it's already a shithole. meanwhile Britain has super high productivity. the only thing stopping it is wealthy elites who have control over politics ensuring the under classes don't share that wealth more fairly. it goes without saying, other countries who're rich ALSO have a wealthy class preventing such wealth distribution.
I noticed this yeah. They are far quicker to warn than straight ban. They were pure fucking cunts to be honest and it was getting unusable.
Ironically another gen I posted on moved to another site and haven't come back, but they have an extremely authoritarian self imposed janny. Some people want to be policed heavily, makes them feel safe.
sausage roll
Might buy uncle Ben's joloff
deodorant. i saw it too at the cinema. deeply uncomfortable advert
see
lynx dick spray. seriously. lynx specifically for your dick and balls
Saw Theresa May in Waitrose the other day
it's real
lmao
Some of those will be collateral when janman deletes all of someone's posts
getting sick of hearing all these brands.
never even heard of a "Charles Tyrwhitt" until you incels kept spouting it.
Corr!!!!
fannymogs me!
Mingemogs me by far!
Roast beef
welp time to have a fat smelly wank
Brotherberg wears it. It's ponce shite from what I can tell. Normies overspending for status.
Ham sandwich*
based single consciousness lads
Christ you must be a massive runt if you think Charles Tyrwhitt is fancy or overpriced
that’s a fat arse and a fanny
howling at the thought of swedish person trying to say arse and fanny
definitely, the lower timer helps too. though i was kind of hoping they'd re-open Anon Babble, not delete it entirely.
you sound disappointed. maybe a mans arse and bollocks would've been more exciting for you, swede?
Which general?
um
r u a gril
got my fanny out for the plo
Sir Adolf Hitler aimed to liberate the European people from Jewish rule and we have to respect that.
would enjoy it more if i wasn’t on toil, truth be told
but i do like me a fat arse and a fanny
Hadrian
Hitler
Himmler
Heydrich
Houthis
Hamas
Hezbollah
Why is the letter H so antisemitic?
big fat arse and a fanny
big fat arse and a fanny
WFH fully exposed the fact that an 8 hour workday is both unnecessary and evil. We're getting more work done daily, in less hours but being forced to hide the fact that we're doing it in less hours, because if we don't then we'll be forced to do more and more and more work.
Not telling you :)
He's Him
nah i bloody love jews me
except the ones up in gateshead they're properly racist twats
hermetic magic or some such
We're getting more work done daily
Everyone posts they do less work
Something isnt adding up here here
i just go to the gym and watch TV personally.
small flat arse in a mini
small flat arse in a mini
any pictures of girls with big bums?
YOU MY FAVOURITE DRUG YOU MY FAVOURITE DRUG YOU MY FAVOURITE DRUG
BAK IN DA KITCHENNNN BAK DRINKING MUDDDDDD
YOU MY FAVOURITE DRUG YOU MY FAVOURITE DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
yeah i got a tip mate
type google.com in the top bar, hit enter then type 'big bums' and loads comes up
Thinking about going to a comic con to perv on the cosplay girls.
feelin' blue.
Just seen a group of thai slag women dancing to Kanye West's Heil Hitler and all doing the salute when the chorus plays
Perv on the autistic ones dressed as male characters me
no but I've I'll raise you some oriental chebs
pick a card
Timmy's (my) crush
No hosepipe ban in Scotland, now or ever. Pure, fresh, clean mountain wa'ah, fresh from the tap year after year. Doesn't destroy kettles, washing machines or dishwashers either. And it tastes of fuck all.
is this true?
i.4cdn.org
It's not though, it's a website for many topics. The topic of this particular board is international stuff (talking to people from different countries, learning new languages, etc)
People work less hours but get more done
The only reason he is talking about that issue is to score political points. He couldn't give a flying fuck about the welfare of young girls (or in fact anybody in the UK, besides billionaires)
well then niggers tongue my anus as it were lads
need to cum cum cumm aaaaAAAAAAAA
What does it feel like when you kiss someone?
5 posts in 10 minutes
In a way I'm not really even sad that this general died. We had some good years there, it ran its course. It is what it is. People move on.
I work 10 hours a day from home (longer days because I get Mondays off too along with the weekend)
I'm not exaggerating when I say I can easily finish all of my work for the day in about 3 hours, 2 if I really push it. They expect me to be like "OH MR MANAGERBERG, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE WORK BUT KEEP MY PAY THE SAME :)"
Yeah... fucking do one. I'm done by lunch time and I just keep my teams set to "Busy" while I play videogames. At my 6 month review meetings for the past 5 years I have been described as working "above expectations". The modern office job really is a joke.
wanking over vtubers
still some of the best wanks I've ever had
"rorkeeee~~~"
You just an office admin or something?
like sucking on a bag of salty milk
whistles in the place
Top 5 films set in New York City:
Ahem
1. Sleepless in Seattle
2. L.A. Confidential
3. SLC Punk
4. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
5. Mississippi Burning
Mingemog would make a good name for a band
I was more thinking other advanced economies including ones that are wealthier than Britain
Yeah just an admin drone, I work on the implementations team so whenever we get a new client it is my job to integrate their shit in our systems and make sure things match up correctly. It's incredibly boring but easy.
I've managed to automate a few things too but I'll never tell them since I'll just be rewarded with more work or some ghoul a few promotions above me with claim the idea was his and get a bonus.
The authorities have been using the "we couldn't because we didn't want to be offensive" line quite a bit, but when you look into it - it mostly just boils down to misogyny and classism. The police have quite an extensive history of turning blind-eyes to assaults like these, regardless of the perpetrator.
good try i guess. close enough
Based. Python is a god send for boring data entry shite. Spend all day working on my indie game and getting paid for the privilege by a boss who doesn't know I automated 6 hours of work in an hour.
I work an in-person minimum wage job and the other day managerstein was giving us all a talking to, saying that those on 4 hour shifts (me) aren't entitled to a break (you only legally get a break of 15 mins if you're working 5+ hours) and that the managers can see who is and isn't logged into the system.
Every day I log out ~2 hours into my shift to go to the bathroom and pee then immediately return to work. Yet I fear this reprimand was directed at me. Presumably I will be written up soon for my pee breaks. They, the company, need that extra 3 minutes of work from me every day and if I can't provide that then they will need to let me go.
it goes without saying, other countries who're rich ALSO have a wealthy class preventing such wealth distribution.
read all the way through next time, eh cunt?
cancelling my penis due to a lack of interest
This has to be the best Mental Health Awareness Week ever
We all have it
just go for a piss before you start you spastic
if you can't go 4 hours without urinating you've probably got bladder issues
not got it me
I'd never even heard of it before Monday.
We're seeing our country decay? Put up with it, it's un-British to say anything about it.
Who is Rorke?
14
carbon black
Assisted Pooing Bill
ok..
I am Rorke
very un-British post this
He is right though, at least in a descriptive sense. The archetypal Briton embodies the slogan KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
See a commonwealther shitting on the tube? Keep calm and carry on.
See a taxi driver bundling drunk tweens into a taxi? Keep calm and carry on.
See a group of slags with their gashes exposed to the wind, falling over one another in a mess of sweat and spirits? Keep calm and carry on.
The modern Briton is a cuckold, he sits on the sidelines watching, and does NOTHING.
Sounds like a job I had after leaving school working for EE broadband, they were cunts who would kick off if you dared to go for a piss.
As a result I would just book engineer visits for the dumbest things so it would cost the company money. I think it was like £150 per call-out and you should only set it up if you've exhausted all other options.
Old ladies would call me up and be like "My internet isn't working". I wouldn't even bother asking them if the fucking router was even plugged in, I'd just book them an engineer. All in all I probably wasted about 20 grand of the company's money for the short time I was there.
Oh and before I quit I pretended I had depression and got signed off on the sick so they had to keep paying me while I looked for another job. If I could have got away with it, I'd have started a fucking fire at that place.
this is rorke
pic related
What do you think of WFH?
I'm going to miss it.
The idea of the stiff upper lip is a psyop to make people ok with their own decline, the whole obsession with stoicism as well.
I personally don't work and haven't in years so I don't care!
I'll simply kill myself on company property if I can do WFH anymore :)
Stoicism doesn't tell you to accept your demise without pushback.
some of you mfs will endure the most insane rules just to earn minimum wage. wtf do you mean you have to clock out to go piss? just go?
i went to the school of hard cocks
I guess I just mean this whole idea that men need to be stoic and unflinching and never show emotion and restrain themselves is cucked.
katy?
A gay paedophile ring working from children's home throughout the country leads straight to the doors of Parliament and Tory Party Central Office.
We have documentary evidence that former Tory party treasurer Lord McAlpine indulged in oral sex with an underage boy. We have evidence that Derek Laud, close friend of Michael Brown MP, sodomised an underage boy at one children's home so savagely that the child received hospital treatment for a ruptured anus. And we have evidence that Alan Beck, known in gay circles as Sister Latex, and a confidant of Michael Portillo since Peterhouse College, Cambridge, was accused of raping an underage boy in his care.
This 'rent boy' ring has operated for more than 20 years, and is still in operation at addresses all over Britain, despite the fact that the mastermind behind it all is at present on bail awaiting trial with 10 specimen cases against him.
As the case is sub judice, we will call this man Mr X [John Ernest Allen]. It is not the intention of this magazine to be in contempt of court.
There is overwhelming evidence that, for years, young boys in care were systematically raped and abused by Mr X and many other, influential, people; that thousands of pounds of public money was misused in order to set up 'training camps' at children's homes in Wrexham, Holyhead, Gwynedd, Shropshire and London, where children as young as four were schooled in the art of male prostitution.
I am on bennies and PIP. I get a grand a month, zero outgoings.
i officially work 3 days a week in office. Havent been in once since February
What did I just read
They people need to swing no two ways about it.
I’m going to say it - it’s the Queens fault, she embodied this attitude and just let problems go away or become tolerated rather than speaking out in case it made her unpopular
Can't see myself working another 40+ years as I currently exist. I'm sure it's fine for lads with a wife and kids at home waiting for them, lads who enjoy the craic at work and all that.
But when you're the weird quiet guy at work, when the bosses hate you, when you need to do every aspect of your work to the letter to avoid sacking, when people are visibly uncomfortable in your presence, and when it's all so you go home to an empty flat at the end of the day it's hard to see how you can keep it up for another 40-50 years.
She and the rest of the royals are very much to be blamed. Imagine just letting your nation become so cucked. Now Charlie fat fingers is in on the WEF nonsense.
They chose self destruction. If I can get on good meds I'll leave as soon as I can. Hate this place.
The system we use logs how many actions we take within our shift, higher being better. If I go to pee while still logged into the system then my number of actions will be lower because time is still elapsing without any actions being actioned. They, the managers, would think I was working through the entire 4 hour shift but I wouldn't hit my target due to that lapse when I went to pee. The only way to hit the target is to be working non-stop from the beginning of the shift to the end.
You have options to save then vanish to Asia or south America. Japan can be extremely cheap. South America very much too, with decent quality of life.
This place is done. It's like what happened to London where it got really expensive and shit, that's happened literally everywhere in the UK now.
You're having an entirely different conversation than the posts you're replying to.
touch grass
Rorke got nothing to say
Haven't been abroad since 2012, me. I make like 12 quid an hour, no degree and I rent. No I think it will be the bog-standard suicide for me. My mind or my body will give up one day and that'll be it.
I leave the house every day for work.
Wild, what a brain dead response
would like to live on the same planet as whomever downvoted this comment
Which one the first or the second comment
Lmao you spoilt little cunt. I have severe mental elf and what I'd give to be able to work. You can improve your life if you wish. Or just bitch online. Look at various live in jobs, you could easily have 15k cash after a year which is enough to move.
the first
You’re insane
ultimately IQ tests measure how good you are at a specific set of tasks
In the Veritaseum video about IQ, the guy goes over the history of IQ tests and reveals that the man who designed the IQ test had expected his experiments to show kids with higher IQs do better only in certain subjects but what he actually found was that those with higher IQs did better across all school subjects. They were better artists, writers, mathematicians, athletes. Turns out the tests do actually measure intelligence.
Mad how McAlpine's defence was that it was another tory MP what nonced them kids
pakistan has unleashed their final weapon...
The midwits love the "IQ means nothing". Very obvious that it is meaningful, in fact it's probably the metric you could use solely to predict success. These people trying to defend somalians and albanians, why? To look good and get upgoats.
Seeming virtuous is all that matters to these shallow people.
i actually agree that measuring solely on Iq is retarded but that response was really dumb
we are just nervous because we were oppressed or something like that
Too much choice on Charles Tyrwhitt, so this is what it's like to dress smarter then?
There’s no point arguing with a zealot like that
Why is it always women defending the violent rapists' rights to enter the country?
SIR YOU HAVE KILLED ME
i dont think dead indians can say that
they get pampered by their fathers so they have an unrealistic expectation of what men are like
bring back spanking and backhanding kids upside the head and hit them with a dose of reality, quite literally
Sir Fire Starter
Watching a youtube video where an American cop arrests a man for 'kicking in a door, choking a woman, attempting to steal her car keys and then fleeing on foot' and the man he arrests is literally a quadriplegic with no control of his limbs lol. They go to the lieutenant to point out this is retarded post-arrest and the lieutenant just goes 'aye he's faking just lock him up' and doesn't even stop eating lunch.
Actually mental what that country is.
Mad how infested Reddit is by crazed hindoo nationalists
FIT
I do not think women have a sense of danger unless it's right in front of them.
The children's homes collectively called the Bryn Alyn Community, under the management of Mr X, turned over in excess of £12 million every year. It cost £1,000-£1,500 per week of public money to keep a child in care. According to the policeman in charge of the investigation, Supt Ackerley, £440,000 disappeared from the accounts in 1987 alone. We know this money was used to fund luxury flats in London, Brighton and elsewhere. These apartments were high class homosexual brothels, where Mr X kept, on a permanent basis, rent boys to cater for his VIP clients. Regular visitors included not only Lord McAlpine, who always enjoyed preferential treatment from Mr X when he turned up at one of the homes in search of a little boy, but also other establishment figures such as the late Lord Kenyon, former Chairman of the North Wales Police Authority, Wyn Roberts, MP for Conwy and currently Minister of State at the Welsh Office, Adam Mars-Jones, son of Mr Justice Jones and the regular film critic on the Independent newspaper, and six police officers, among them a former superintendent and prominent freemason in Clwyd, Gordon Anglesea, who has since retired and is, at present, under prosecution for raping a minor. The police are aware of allegations of paedophile activities against all of the above.
So who's this geezer then
did you see the one where they literally shot dead a bloke in a wheelchair for shoplifting (he was about 3 metres in front of the store)
They simply conform to the dominant social narrative. If being racist becomes mainstream then they'll be calling for mass deportations.
American cops persecute white people like nobodies business but they get away with it because nobody cares.
Most women don't have a sense of danger even when it's screaming at them. Just look at the women who ran across the finish line of a bike race or the one who stuck her sign out in front of the tour de France or the one who was in the back seat of Ed Kemper's car post-beating and rapping when Ed locked himself out of the car, with the keys and gun inside the car with the woman, and she opened the door for him from the inside.
youtu.be
yanks can become cops after like 4 weeks training and basically no background checks
actually mental what a shithole that country is
Genuinely no such thing as a more annoying cunt than a person who says diddums
Checks out, what the fuck. This is a nonce country. What a hellscape.
Saw that one. He did have a knife tbf, but it's not like he could actually get anyone with it, since he was in a fucking wheelchair. Could've just tipped his chair and been done with it but instead they mag dump him.
They persecute everybody tbf. They're just a big gang.
If I'm ever on holidays in the USA and get into a confrontation with the police I'll just slam my hands down on the front of their patrol vehicle to draw everyone's attention to the one thing and calm everything down
Derek Laud, close friend of Michael Brown MP
this is the guy from big brother 6
wtf
Part of this story has been reported in other papers. In fact, the Observer, the Independent on Sunday, HTV and Private Eye are being sued for libel by ex Supt Anglesea. But ever since the illegal activities inside the Bryn Alyn Community were exposed, shortly after the local council in North Wales had changed from Tory hands to Labour, no one has got to the bottom of it. No one has dared mention the name of Lord McAlpine in connection with sex with an underage boy, even though there is in existence a sworn affidavit from the victim and a sworn police statement, and despite the fact that the police in the case against Mr X seem to take the victim seriously enough to use him as a chief witness for the prosecution. No one has stumbled across the connection between the paedophile ring and close friends of Portillo and Lilley. Or, for that matter, traced paedophile material produced by one of Mr X's companies in Amsterdam to an address in Dolphin Square, which we have stated in previous issues was under surveillance for some time by British Customs and where Portillo and Lilley were known to visit.
gooning to pimple popping videos
the sun
shining
osrs music
listening
espadrilles
wearing
charles tyrwhitt shirt
ordering
1 hour and 21 minutes
Let's recap the story surrounding Mr X and the homes he managed. Until a Labour council took control in Clwyd in 1989, Mr X had enjoyed virtual immunity under the protection of corrupt and implicated policemen and with the connivance of the Conservative council who had repressed files of photographic evidence which showed beaten and bruised children for over eight years before and were well aware of the rumours gushing out of homes in Gwynedd and Wrexham, but who did nothing to investigate them. In fact, the moment the council did react, over 300 victims of child abuse came to light. In Gwynedd alone there were 146 separate allegations during 1980-90. It led Malcolm King, chairman of Clwyd's Social Services to remark: "We are looking at the biggest failure to protect children in the history of Britain".
awww diddums
The scandal involved girls as well as boys, one as young as nine. There were five illegitimate pregnancies recorded and numerous accusations of savage violence and rape perpetrated by members of staff under the control of Mr X. Not surprisingly there were also bitter claims of a cover up going back more than a decade. Indeed, a former North Wales Police Authority Chairman claimed his calls six years before for an inquiry had been deliberately stifled. However, in 1989, an internal police inquiry led by Det Supt Ackerley took over 1,500 statements. A later Joplin inquiry put under suspicion the following six police officers, all of whom have now taken early retirement:
Supt Anglesea
Sgt Mike Roach
Sgt Geraint Morgan
PC David Rodgers
PC Peter Sharman
DC Gary Probert
There were stories of witnesses and people associated with the inquiry being intimidated. Alex Saddington, the Welsh coordinator for the National Association of Young People in Care, was beaten up and had chemicals sprayed in his eyes. Steven Messham, a key witness against Supt Anglesea, was beaten up for the second time. A local BBC journalist who had been working on the child abuse case for 18 months was the victim of a mysterious burglary.
Press coverage centred on the testimony of Steven Messham and Mark Humphries, boys who gave a gruesome account of how they had been raped repeatedly by Anglesea. Humphries described in vivid detail one Christmas holiday at Clwyd House in the Bryn Estyn School: "On one occasion, he entered my bedroom, attacked me and grabbed my penis. On the second occasion, several days later, he entered my room, pounced on me and held my wrists with his hand so I could not move. He ripped my pyjama shirt and trousers off and pinned me to the bed, face down, and raped me. I believe I was 13 years old at the time".
No one has dared mention the name of Lord McAlpine in connection with sex with an underage boy
you're quoting an article from a 90s camden magazine that got btfo for libel a dozen times
Ah yes, another enormous cover up involving elected politicians, the police and various other authorities.
This is worse than paki grooming gangs, way worse.
The cop has just thrown the disabled man out of the wheelchair and onto the floor, after having handcuffed him and then he requests assistance on his walkie talkie for "a man who fell out his wheelchair" and then just stands over the man, who's just laying disabled on the floor asking if someone can help him back into his wheelchair. It takes another cop to see this and come over and ask what's going on and help the guy back into his chair and the guy who threw him to the floor to begin with just goes "I was waiting for paramedics to do it"
red hot
Can you link? I'm fascinated
Mr X was later prosecuted on ten counts of sexual abuse. Case files on the six police officers under suspicion, including Anglesea, were sent to the CPS. No prosecutions followed. The CPS stated: "It is not in the public interest to prosecute these police officers". Instead, the men who had been responsible for ruining the lives of many young helpless boys were nudged gently into retirement with handsome commutation payments and pensions intact. All the officers with allegations against them were active freemasons.
At the time of the child abuse enquiries, the press only scratched the surface of a paedophile porn empire created by Mr X over 20 years. It was almost inconceivably evil; to take little boys in care from homes owned by Mr X such as 34 Inverness Terrace, Bayswater, which has since closed down, or from homes in Castle Road and Finchley Place in London, and subject these children to systematic abuse over a period of years, so they began to accept this treatment as perfectly normal. Many of the victims, as adults, now suffer from grave psychological problems, manic depression, and drug and alcohol dependencies.
Mr X, first and foremost, was a businessman. He used to hire out boys as caddies to the more prestigious members of Wrexham Golf Club. They were forced to do a lot more than simply carry the clubs. Boys could be collected from any one of his homes and taken out for the night. His favourites were lavishly wined and dined, showered in expensive gifts and often farmed out to one of his many rent boy brothels throughout the country. For example, Stephen Fong, who was moved to 66 Stockwell Grove, Wrexham, had the house bought for him, along with a top of the range white Sierra car. Mr X also financially maintained numerous boys at houses in Edgware Road, London, Chester Road, Manchester, Nevinson Avenue, South Shields, Queens Park, Wrexham, Rock Street, Brighton, and so on. All these addressed were used by wealthy paedophiles for sex for cash.
American police might be thugs but they still arrest criminals while British police arrest you for tweets while doing nothing to stop crime.
searching high and low for a clue
Mr X also had a ready supply of boys to use in his burgeoning film business. Through a company owned by his niece in Copenhagen, paedophile material was transported to London for private showings in Dolphin Square and nearby in Winchester Street, Pimlico, where Derek Laud, Michael Brown MP's boyfriend, had set up home.
A source in Dolphin Square told us: "We often have underage boys wandering the corridors, totally lost, asking for the flat of a particular MP." According to our source, young boys were often guests at private parties in Dolphin Square lasting into the small hours. "David Steel, who has an apartment here, is rather fond of late nights", our source added.
We can reveal Mr X supplied boys to Dolphin Square on a regular basis.
The rich and powerful trusted Mr X to be discreet. That meant him sometimes ruling his juvenile empire with a rod of iron. If a boy crossed him the least he could expect was a beating, the worst, as in the case of Adrian Johns, 16, was to lose his life. Eighteen months ago Johns was living with four other boys in a boarding house in Brighton. It was just another brothel, funded by Mr X. Johns, however, got greedy and threatened to blackmail his boss. Soon afterwards, the boarding house went up in flames. All the boys died in the fire. The Sussex Fire Brigade deduced it was arson. A culprit was found. Another young boy claimed he had started the fire as a 'prank'. He mysteriously fell under a bus and was crushed to death. Today, the Fire Brigade are pressing to have the case reopened. The prime suspect is Mr X.
Apart from the children's home, the upmarket prostitution, and a lucrative sideline in paedophile literature, Mr X had six other businesses. With sick irony, through two of his companies, Video People and Tape to Tape, he produced a song for charity in 1988. The charity was Save the Children. By all accounts, it did rather well.
sweet little bumblebee, i know what you want from me
doodoo do do la da doodoo do do la da
McAlpine is a pervert
He is one of Britain's richest and most respectable men, a pillar of the establishment and a bulwark of the Conservative party. However, a damning police statement and a sworn affidavit from a boy called Paul casts potentially ruinous doubt over Lord McAlpine's character. He is a copper bottomed, true blue pervert who, it appears, enjoys nothing better than being sucked off by little children. Indeed, long before he sought the services of Mr X, McAlpine was indulging in his sordid desires. In 1965 he was formally cautioned by Strathclyde police for a sexual offence against a minor. But he got away with it. Men of his wealth and standing usually do.
However, Paul's crucial testimony does not let Lord McAlpine off so easily. In November 1985, Paul was 17 years old and living in a half-way house owned by the Bryn Alyn Community at Summerhill on the outskirts of Wrexham. He was one of Mr X's prize boys, who had been taken into care aged four and had continually homosexually abused at Norton School in Warwickshire from the age of eight. The older boys used to bugger him every night. Mr X found him when he was fourteen, and was immediately attracted by the fact that he was a punk and wore red lipstick. He immediately persuaded Paul to suck his cock. In the boy's own words: "he liked to be fucked and ... blow jobs".
Fellatio
Mr X obviously thought Paul was extremely promising, because when Lord McAlpine came in search of a young boy to molest, Paul was chosen as the one to service one of his master's most important clients. He was told to go out for the night within him, to be good and give him what he wanted. At this stage Paul had no idea who the well dressed man with greying hair and a roundish face really was. He was taken for an expensive meal at a restaurant in Chester. His benefactor paid with a gold credit card and Paul noticed a selection of other cards tucked into his wallet.
I have realized im not built for 9 to 5's lads
On 24 May 2013, the High Court of Justice ruled that her tweet, "Why is Lord McAlpine trending? *innocent face*", was libellous.
literally illegal to ask a question now
not reading all that. one pararorkegraph maximum please
Driving back to Summerhill, McAlpine stopped the car in a lay-by, where Paul was required to suck him off. Afterwards, he was deposited back at the home with the promise of a Christmas hamper, which never arrived.
Paul left Summerhill a deeply confused and depressed young man. For a while he lived in Brighton and was supported by Mr X, until, finally, he broke away and severed all ties. But it was not until Brian Johnson-Thomas's article about Supt Anglesea appeared in Private Eye in January 1993 that Paul summoned the courage to speak out. He contacted Thomas and after several detailed interviews was persuaded to give evidence to the police.
McApline identified
Thomas, who had heard various rumours about McAlpine's activities, and believed there was a connection with Mr X, showed Paul four photographs of completely different men, all of about the same age, who could have easily fitted Paul's description. One of the shots was of Lord McAlpine. Paul identified him immediately. There was not a moment's hesitation or scrap of doubt. He was absolutely certain McAlpine was the man.
Superintendent Ackerley, the man in charge of the child abuse investigation, took Paul's testimony in person and believed him. A formal statement was made to North Wales CID. Two officers interviewed Paul for two days. His testimony and the photographs used to identify Lord McAlpine are now with the police pending the trial. However, we have Paul's sworn affidavit given to Thomas.
He is now 25 and living in a stable homosexual relationship in Brighton. He has no connection with male prostitution, and, to this day, stands by every word of his statement.
Ive given my soul to st. John the gambler lads
Good "Golly", Ms Polly
In Scallywag 21 we told you how, soon after their marriage, Mr and Mrs Portillo went on holiday with Michael Brown MP, and his 'friend', a black youth who they all nicknamed Golly. Along on this mysterious trip also went Tony Hutt, who we alleged was an actively gay lobbyist with the firm of GJW Government Relations. But who was "Golly"?
By taking him on holiday the Portillos were in good company. "Golly" is no other than half-caste nephew and research assistant of Lord Pitt, and was the black face pictured at the window of Number Ten as Maggie peeped through the partially opened curtains on the day she quit.
His name is Derek Laud and it was he who introduced footballer Justin Fashanu to Westminster's seedier inhabitants. It was alleged by Fashanu himself on tape that this included both Portillo and Lilley in a three-in-a-bed romp, although under intense pressure from somewhere he later denied he had ever said it.
But, if Fashanu was telling the truth, he may have been introduced to many other well known Parliamentary personalities, and you can throw in some royals for good measure. Laud has been on holiday with Lilley, Chris Chataway, and Jeffrey Archer. He enjoys entertaining his boyfriends at fashionable Le Caprice where he treats the waiters like horse dung. He has often been seen there with Fergie's friend John Bryan, and also Diana's hairdresser, who was rumoured to have been bribed by Diana to take the rap on a drugs charge.
He is now 25 and living in a stable homosexual relationship in Brighton.
Mad how consistently noncing leads to homosexuality.
Royal connection
After leaving a lunch with Fergie's boyfriend (who was going off to meet her elsewhere) he then joined Andrew and a sailor pal at the royal home in Dorset for all sorts of fun and games.
He was involved somewhere in the middle of the Diana-Gilbey scandal and is a frequent visitor to David Steel's flat in the now notorious Dolphin Square. "Golly" rarely entertains anyone of note at his Winchester Street, Pimlico, flat (just around the corner from Dolphin Square) but neighbours report he often takes young men home and they generally stay all night. The Dolphin Square restaurant, of course, is where both Lilley and Portillo dine most Friday nights and was for a time under scrutiny by HM Customs after they had intercepted paedophile material at Mount Pleasant.
Young men who have visited him in Pimlico, who we have talked to, allege he is 'trying them out' for higher things. Fashanu was one such.
Laud is a consultant with Ludgate Communications, a high-powered political public relations outfit, which moves in political, business and royal circles. In this capacity Laud has even written speeches for Prince Charles.
As a speech writer he may legitimately have visited many prominent politicians, but it is unlikely he would have gone on holiday with Portillo, Brown, Hutt and Co, to cross the 't's and dot the 'i's on a possible oration.
In his public relations capacity he is a frequent visitor to Conservative Central Officer where he meets Alistair Cooke [Lord Lexden], one of the original right-wing conspirators of the Maurice Cowling days in Cambridge, who has surrounded himself with bright young things, most of whom are frequent visitors to Winchester Street.
But there is more to Derek Laud than this.
Who is this spamming cunt?
Cover-up
The story goes on in a disgraceful catalogue of abuse, exploitation and cover-ups on an unprecedented scale. Among all the sad testimonies from the victims, two names emerge that connect the paedophile ring directly with Michael Portillo, Peter Lilley and other high ranking Tories. The first is the above-mentioned Derek Laud, who wanders with equanimity in the House of Parliament. The second is Alan Beck, alias Sister Latex, and an old friend of Portillo's from Cambridge.
We have known about Laud for a long time. There is no doubt about his old association with Brown. It was an old yarn. The News of the World had run an article on Laud serving tea to Brown in a skimpy frilly pinny six years ago. We had reason to believe that Laud had screwed Portillo and Lilley on several occasions. But it came as a revelation to learn that Derek Laud was also a practising paedophile.
Stephen Hasshim was only 13 when he was introduced to Laud. He was living in care at Greystones Heath children's home in Merseyside. Gary Cooke [aka Mark Grainger], an associate of Mr X, who is now in prison for child abuse, brought Laud in on the recommendation of Mr X. He gave him Stephen for the night. The child was repeatedly brutally buggered by Laud. He has since stated that the man had such a large penis that it was excruciatingly painful. In fact, the next day Stephen Hasshim had to go to hospital and receive treatment for a ruptured anus. He never met Laud again, but has positively identified him and remembers his name.
THE YEAR 2026:
BRITAIN BECAME CHRISTIAN COUNTRY AGAIN.
Hallelujah, Amen
Sister Latex
Alan Beck was a source on the Portillo/Lilley story. He called us in mid-February to scotch the rumours about Portillo's homosexuality. He was a set-up and we knew it. He claimed that he was the only homosexual to 'come out' at Peterhouse. This was not true, we have spoken to others who also freely admitted their sexual proclivities at the time. He admitted there was an influential ultra right wing homosexual set at Peterhouse, but denied he was a part of it. This was untrue. We have spoken to other sources at Cambridge who state categorically that Alan Beck was deeply involved with the group of gays under the control of Professor Maurice Cowling. Beck told us on the one hand that Peterhouse was a very intimate college with only 120 students, then, mysteriously, could not remember any of their names. However, he did remember Portillo, but denied there was evidence that he was gay. This was bullshit.
Beck may have been a liar activated by interested parties to feed us disinformation, but, like Laud, we had no reason to suspect he was a paedophile. That is, until we were made aware of an incident that happened in 1982 involving another fourteen year old boy, David Sellers.
Buggered
Alan Beck helped organised a farm holiday for the kids at Greystone Heath. The trip was under the stewardship of a newly qualified social worked called Alan Langshaw, who was subsequently divorced after the non-consummation of his marriage and suspended from his duties during a later spell at a home in Formby. Langshaw was a close associate of paedophile Steven Norris, who also went on the trip, and has since been convicted for child abuse.
While at the farm in Leicestershire, David Sellers was raped savagely by Beck. The day afterwards, a distraught Sellers told Wrexham police everything that had happened. Beck was questioned at length, but, mysteriously, no prosecution followed. This was almost certainly due to the fact that Supt Anglesea was the man in charge. It is not unreasonable to speculate that Sister Latex called in a few favours from his old Peterhouse chums in order to get himself off the hook.
It remains to be seen whether, under the scrutiny of the court, perverts like McAlpine, Derek Laud and Alan Beck will wriggle out of it again.
Scallywag says
This whole sordid saga does not come as a surprise. Having investigated this and other stories concerning the depraved activities of certain Tory MPs, nothing is surprising any more. There seems to be no end to it.
There can be little doubt that one of Britain's most ambitious and profitable paedophile rings, run by a ruthless pervert, had direct connections with leading Tories; that large sums of public money were misused to fund a network of rent boy brothels; and that politicians involved in the ring, in particular former treasurer Lord McAlpine, were fully aware of these funds being misappropriated.
I have physical health
never see spamming mongs with a Union Jack do you? makes you think
and France.
and the EU.
and ... everyone
clogwog
Paul, the boy who claims to have been molested by Lord McAlpine, has never wavered from the statement that he gave to police and the affidavit he swore to journalist Brian Johnson-Thomas. There is no reason to doubt his word. Even the police seem happy that Paul is a credible witness for the prosecution and is capable of withstanding cross examination by eminent QCs. Therefore, taking Paul's testimony into account, and the formal warning by Strathclyde police against McAlpine for a similar offence in 1965, the conclusion must be that Lord McAlpine is not only a crook, but a paedophile.
Should Lord McAlpine choose to consult his solicitors over the story we have printed, we would welcome the opportunity of dragging his name through the courts. Should he choose not to take action, then let his silence incriminate him. We shall defend our story assiduously, for no one was there to defend the children continually abused by their rich and powerful overseers.
There is no evidence, as yet, that either Michael Portillo or Peter Lilley was involved directly in the paedophile ring. However, people very close to them were. There have been continual rumours that both ministers indulge in underage rent boys. Derek Laud, a frequent visitor to Parliament and a paedophile, is a strange friend for supposedly reputable ministers. Alan Beck, a rapist and child abuser, is equally suspect. It is implausible that Portillo and Lilley are not aware of the paedophile ring. And it is very likely Laud would have told them. So, if they don't rape little boys themselves, they know a man who does.
Likewise, should Messrs Portillo and Lilley choose to take legal action, as we have heard they might, we not have the slightest compunction about the eventual outcome. And, by the way, just for the record, the editors of Scallywag absolutely hate satsumas.
filtered that wog
I watched the intro going to watch the rest now. Typical pig cunt arrogant attitude guilty until proven innocent. Don't care they're abusing and fucking someone's life up. Hate authority desu.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
WE NEED HELP
think it's a new heathermong thing
filtering people who expose pedophilia
you're exactly what's wrong with this country
I didn't even read any of it
at this point, we're the new boomer generation, the generation that didn't fix the country
on the 'cohol toil
Why do trannies have "breeding" kinks when they can't actually breed?
So they can pretend they can
why do weird perverted men have weird perverted fetishes
The real question is why we as a society are tolerating the expression of this filth in public spaces.
what the fuck are you supposed to do? boomers outnumber you and refuse to retire/stop voting
it’s the final thing that prevents them from being women. no amount of surgeries, makeup, “passing”, etc. will change the fact that they do not have wombs so they fetishize it as a result
Rorke filming zesty TikTok dancing videos with the curtains closed in his smelly bedroom
2 days no nicotine
*shakes*
how much weight have you gained
got out of the car transformation chamber, it's becoming harder to type with my new wheel hands
ordered some nicotine gum only because i want it to help on my cut lol
trying to convince people that clouddead were AI's first attempt at making rap music
Saw a guy in a shop who looked liked he just got off a mountain in Afghanistan
What?
There's fuck all to do at toil today. Been walking around like a zombie all day.
I saw a guy in a shop who looked liked he just got off a mountain in Afghanistan
Anyone else's mood drops in the afternoon? Always have no energy and feel low and just want to sleep.
In Afghanistan?
I imagine some non white countries like Honduras or Afghanistan or Nepal are completely uninhabited since all of their populations have moved to western countries
Has your sister had her kid yet or was that just a gimmick
It's due next month towards the end of June.
I wish leaving the united states to live in a different country was easier, you basically need to be a millionaire to do it. There's an economic Berlin wall preventing Middle class people from escaping this shithole
give her my best wishes x
She posted this picture of it recently and it looks terrifying and it's head is fucking massive. Literally everyone in my family who's seen it has expressed concern for the size of it's head. Looks like fucking megamind
I've been waiting on a new uploaf for over a month now. As a loyal subscriber I am disappointed
toil is doing a fun social thing right now, ergo we all get a half day off
fully intended on going to it
as soon as the time came I completely pussed out and now I'm here on my lonesome on /brit/ and toilberg is certain to yell at me tomorrow
I am so pathetic
28 year old man with the confidence of a 13 year old girl
grim
lind lui linda
Might have a cheeky afternoon wank.
DOXXED BABY DOX
Maybe later I've been working shit loads of hours and got uni assignments plus exams coming up
they keep getting younger on my instagram reels
Love wanking over cis girls and imagining them as trans girls.
Hate wanking over trans girl no matter what I imagine.
eating a apple
It's okay. I know you're a busy woman
all these countries have decent sized populations, Afghanistan has like 38 million people or something
*an apple
Indefinite article doesn't really need proper spelling in written parlance though does it?
Not true, they have all moved to white countries
If you go there all you will see is tumbleweeds rolling around
Kos!
*rapes you at 999999999999999999999999999999999999mph until all thats left of you is a pile of bloody viscera*
Yeah but temperatures in Norway are probably like -10 C every day, so they need blankets
Rorke slapping his wee arse and saying that's Asda price
Luca triani
Tommy lindh
Luigi mangione
Shiloh Hendrix
These are the heroes the white race needs
tommy tutone
raca bilone
jimmy two times
martha beatie
Today's listen.
alri walter
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New
Rorke putting on his favourite Charles Tyrwhitt shirt (3 for 50 quid) and dousing himself in his knock off Aventus Creed to watch the play-off finals at the local flat roof pub.
erm...
New is right here lads
doing a poo
I'll wait for the definitive new to settle, see you in 5 aha x
fuck's sake lads
Same x
What will you do in the meantime?
I'm making a pot noodle, can't wait.
Making a cup of tea myself and having a quick break from the computer x