What's the most obvious cues you missed in your country?

Nobody flirted with me until I got online.
Not a single soul attempted it in person.

Also her toes look grotesque, whether that's some fungal thing or deliberate it looks disgusting.

oh fuck moar

I don't talk with women so I never missed any

When we were 12, my childhood friend invited me over to her place, where she showed off her save in The Sims. She made characters modelled and named after herself and me, and we were married, and we had kids, and she spent half an hour showing it all off to me. My response? "Cool, let's play Tekken."

I never thought anything of that The Sims save until years later. I just wrote it off as a weird "girl thing". We drifted apart when I went to uni.

She mained Yoshimitsu and Paul, I mained Bryan and Xiaoyu.

I was exploring an empty new-built house with a couple and a girl in 8th grade. The couple went upstairs to make out and the other girl was like "oh...well we should keep looking around...what's in here?" and look me into a pantry. I just kept thinking that it was a weird thing to do because she had a boyfriend and clearly that meant she wasn't interested in me.

I'm 5'5"

my childhood crush liked me i knew it and never did anything
also there was a time in middle school where a girl took my glasses at put them between her tits and run off with them

i deserve this

yoshi and paul

shit taste, you dodged a bullet anon

we were married, and we had kids, and she spent half an hour showing it all off to me. My response? "Cool, let's play Tekken."

Really nigga?

ay bb u wan sum fugg?

I pride myself in not missing cues as I'm doing good socially.
Since I'm ugly, though, I just never got many.

"Cool, let's play Tekken."

do girls actually start the conversation? I get a lot of eyes but they wouldn't make the first move.

IIRC she also played Lei sometimes but this was the first Tekken Tag Tournament on the PS2 so two character teams.

It was a very long time ago (I was a first-year university student back in my tiny hometown over a Christmas break), but I once went to a movie with a female friend who complained specifically about having been unable to find someone to have casual sex with at her university (she was also home on break).

I barely noticed until literal hours later. It literally hadn’t ever occurred to me that she might want to fuck me—she was a couple of years older than I was, and had dated a friend of mine who was much better looking than I am.

Been feeling stupid about that for many years.

16

gf at the time breaks up with me

few weeks pass

midnight

ex-gf's sister texts me

shes 18 thick PAWG

"come over and drink mulled wine with me"

dick hard like diamonds thinking that I will finally lose my virginity and plap that godlike ass

analyze my moral choices

think if its morally right to fuck my ex gfs sister

decide to not go

she replies "oh :("

sexually receptive girl feet

lmao sounds like something i would've done

if she drops hints

how to fuck should i tell what she really wants, she should've been direct

if she's direct

she must be playing a prank and trying to embarrass me, I won't fall for it

it's lose-lose either way
the only winning move is to not play and embrace 2D girls

Pics or it never happened

i don't miss any signs, i just don't act on them

Extremely dangerous and predatory BPD girls will sometimes pursue you first, but that's pretty much the only kind.

cute girl asked me if i wanted to get coffee together some time

i said "yes sure", i didnt asked for her phone number and just left

never seen her again

i'm a 30yo virgin but i will never be an incel because of this, i identify as a retardcel

autist here, never fallen in love or had a crush. i wonder how many of the women that have approached me have been bpd as said

middle school

some guy asked me what i thought of some girl

respond I don't hate her

few days later she holds a talk in front of our class how she was depressed

took me years to realize, no i still don't like her

middle school, different girl

she's often trying to be close

asking me how i'm doing etc

i was kind of a loner

not completely sure if she was just being nice, but she did go out of her way a number of times.

be 11, be in scouts, it's not gender separated here

girl teases me every time i'm there

she's a lot taller than me, making me sit in her lap etc

she pulls down her bikini to show me her tits while we're bathing one time

idk man

1 year ago

girl randomly takes a liking to me

often see her in my field of view at parties etc

keeps trying to talk to me

freaks out with her friend when we go to the same lecture, whispering 'there he is'

i don't like this girl, she's several years older than me, fat and ugly

be at rave 1 year ago

random belgian girl starts talking to me

i was almost blackout drunk I can't really remember anything besides it being awkward

meet her a few weeks later at a club and we greet each other

she seemed nice
there have also been a few times where some extremely drunk girls have essentially thrown themselves on me. last year a girl tried to forcibly kiss me when I tried to tell her to sit the fuck down because she was too drunk.

i am imagining the smell of your spiritdress

Lithuania

PAWG

?

Fucking normal fag get the fuck off my board

brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp

a girl with dreadlocks asked me out but i'm after autistic dorky women

This is the worst, to know you're liked and to alck enough mental strength to make a move

What's the most obvious cues you missed in your country?

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I missed them.

I just masturabated to that picture. Mostly to her legs and feet

When I was in high school some elder girl grabbed my butt at a pet store and sad "Uhh, what a sweet boy"

A girl called me at night, said she is home alone and scared, wanted me to come

A girl wanted me to fix her computer

A girl wanted me to invite her into the sauna

I went to the cinema with a girl and she touched my leg in the dark

A girl in bikini sat on my lap on the beach

Same girl bumped my benis with her ass when she was leaving the table at the party

A girl asked where do I live and if I want to rent a place with her

A girl texted in the middle of the night with a confession

2 or 3 girls said that they'd like to date with me

A girl at work said she had a sexual dream of me

Drunk girl took me upstairs and tried to undress me

on a group holiday

girl in group flirty with me

on coach at one point

she keeps rubbing my thigh and brushing my penis

I end up with my hand down her pants

suddenly think "wtf, what if she thinks im weird, and doesnt like me"

pull hand out

never speak to her again

texts me a year later

"why didnt you fuck me"

I wish I were lying. This isnt even the worst one

drunk girl took me upstairs and tried to undress me

im awkward as fuck with women but bro how did you fuck THAT up

Make me

hand down her pants

what if she doesn't like me

anon, I...

He's probably asexual.

Yeah bro, I have serious confidence issues.

I knew a fella online through a Discord, and we were coaching him on seducing his self titled oneitis Black Mirror style, we managed to convince her to go round his, they literally got naked, showered together, his penis was touched, and he did NOTHING. They just got dressed and she left. Fhf bro, wtf

Mate you were only fucking 12

nigga how is that not the worst fumble?

THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!

He wasn't fucking though... Neither did I sadly.

girl I'm friendly with asks if I want to meet up in the city centre and go for lunch

say yes

have a walk around for a bit and a chat

I say 'Hey I wonder if mutual friend of ours is working in that shop!'

he's just finished his shift, joins us for the day

I was practically asexual then, I didn't understand anything about romance and the idea that it could be a date never crossed my mind.

anon let's go upstairs to bed we don't have to do anything if you don't want..

Nah I'm fine here

It could be not a date as well honestly.

Brutal

"so, are you a good kisser?"

no idea, never tried

Then I left for a piss and she was gone.

I will never recover.

she was weighing her options obviously

be at party

girl from my class asks me to go for a walk

we do, and she holds my arm

she asks if there are any girls in class I like

"no"

the rest of the walk is silent and we return to the party

probably this

girl invites me and her female friend over for beers

her friend never shows, I ask multiple times if her friend is okay if she's not showing up

girl tells me not to worry about her and to keep drinking

I eventually said good night and headed home at about 2 am
In retrospect I think she wanted to get me drunk so I'd stay the night

I have a long fucking list, i will start with the most recent one.

Friend group (where i recently fucked everything up) wants to go out.

We have females in this group. Friends of friends.

We decided to go to this park for a walk. Me, 4 of my friends and 5 girls.

This two girls speak only with me for some reason and they kinda make "fun" of me in a friendly way

One of them says: "I'm pretty sure you never fucked!"

The other one smile and reply: "If you want i can help you with that!" And laughed.

I just chuckled like a retard, i shake my head and say: "Nah don't worry i don't need your help."

Her: "Really? You have a girlfriend?"

Me (a fucking retard): "No, you're just not my type, too skinny, and i hate blondes."

She was exactly my fucking type.

When i said that, her eyes were wide open in shock.

I've never seen someone with a sadder look than her.

Her friends says: "That's why you never fucked, because you're too picky!"

I laugh. But i noticed that she said that with a different tone, more serious.

After walking for a while with them (they became very fucking silent after what i said) i started to speak again with my male friends, completly ignoring them.

They always give me some eye contact from time to time, and the girl on the left shake her head often when she lock eye with me (the girl who said that i never fucked.).

I'm a retard, because after that they started to get "far" from me, kinda ignore me. Sometimes i wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.

Jesus...

be me, uni student

go to a club with other students

dance till almost morning, everybody left except me and 2 girls

we decided to leave and have more beer at one of the girl's room that she rented

one the way to apartament, her friend suddenly decides she has to go home

ummm ok

me and other girl grab few beers in 24/7 store

go to her apartament, drink and talk

she offers me to sleep at her place

just fall asleep

I had 3 gf prior to that, so it's wasn't like I was a raging virgin, I'm just super acoustic sometimes
2 or 3 years later I realised she wanted to fuck because my new gf that was also her friend brought up this story and said "she was disappointed that you didn't fuck her lmao"

it was in primary school but im now 24 and still khv btw

why would you do that, anon?

(autistic?) christian girl we've been talking to for a while floats the idea that she wants to spend the night with me

'but nothing sexual ok, anon, I'm a virgin'

go to an event of a local band playing but I barely remember any of it, nervous about going to her house afterwards

she lives with her mom and sister, opens the back door silently when I arrive

scurry to her room, get there and embrace like lovers who haven't seen each other in months

dissapears to her bathroom for a while and comes back with pjs

I tell her I didn't bring anything to change into

after a silence she tells me I can sleep on my clothes then

embrace her and undo her bra

she freaks out for a bit but then continues hugging me while she tries to sleep

neither of us can sleep

still a bit nervous about her freaking out about me undoing her bra I get to the conclussion that she doesn't want anything else to happen

finally fall asleep

next morning she's nervous about how am I going to go out of her house, distracts her mom, I again leave through the back door

a couple of virgin girls later I realized she wanted me to be a bit more pushy so she didn't feel bad about her being as horny as she was

I wish I could go back to that time but then again I'm sure she would have insisted on us becoming an item and I wasn't that much into her so I guess that's as far as it could have gone.
so the first night I slept with someone I didn't do anything lol

ill save you a seat in heaven, brother