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Debra had it comin'-edition

no previous

Lazy fuck

take your previous and SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS

This is the bed Im building, is gonna have lots of storage space and I will sleep on flat wood instead of a mattress over bars.

Nigga is building a king sized coffin to sleep in

I am sleeping inside it right now, lol, is pretty comfy already

If there was a mold pocket you would have noticed. They're very obvious. You can just cut around them if chopping potatoes for a different cooking method. Problem with baking is you can't see them.

Oh my fucking gosh

POST!!! FUCKING POST!!!!

no

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Don Dracula tbe mexican vampire

Im gonna cover it and sleep on top, is that not obvious? I just haven't finished it yet.

is that not obvious?

I have never seen 3rd world sleeping coffin before

Now you just gotta build a mattress

mexican niggas be like
"this mattress too comfortable"

Yooooo box spring too spicy for this nih

how are you going to get to the storage tho

I'm just a hitler heiler, nigga

Did the CIA steal your mattress

Do niggas heil hitler in egypt?

nigga living life at a 45* angle

What if it goes up like that while you're in it and crushes you

I threw it away, I thought I will never clean this thing, is like a sponge absorbing filth, I can take care of it but still, and I really got into the sleeping on the floor trend for a while but then I thought I dont need to sleep on the floor, any flat firm surface will do and we invented furniture for a reason.

Sometimes I lay in the fetal position and that make me feel a little bit better :)

Take the babymodepill bros.

im tired of having scary dreams every dang night

cant stop farting

I'm already shitting in diapers

It cant, is just hinges and maybe a spring. Maybe if I had the weight of a kitty.

I will never clean this thing, is like a sponge absorbing filth

That's why you put sheets over it did you really sleep on a bare mattress?

goil I've been talking to just told me, and I quote, "I hate Hindus"

I think I've found the one lads.

I did. But honestly I peed on it a bit one time and went through the sheet.

She's probably a porkistani dalit

I did cover it with sheets

i want to stroke my penis so bad but im sleepy

Same. My sheets smell like an autozone

wake up and get strokin right now

MISS, THOSE ARE PAKISTANIS MISSSSSS

No she's a blonde BBW.

nah cant find something to fap to

I heard once that apparently fags will shit in Tupperware containers and then freeze their shit so it kills the germs so they can then play with it and do finger paintings and stuff with their poopoo while they have gay sex

Germans are so racist they will arrest you for listening to Kanye West.

I don't think I needed to know that

does it still smell

You're a real one if yo mom delivered Avon when you were a kid

Some muslim guy in vancouver just got 45 charges for fucking sheep, goats and other animals

futures green again

What is going on?

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If the goats didn’t want to be treated like whores they shouldn’t have dressed like whores

poo smells but farts good why is that

Everyone loves their own brand

If redditleaf knew what that meant he'd be very upset right now

...

but i hate my poop smell though

Drink amanita tea before bed

My poop smell varies depending on whether my IBS is acting up or not.

failed my duolingo test and now I want to smash my phone in half and HEEM one of their developers

doom bull. wait this is /cum/ why are we talking about the markets.

Having the most fantastic incelwalk. 50 degrees, overcast & bright, everything smells like flowers. Got an iced tea

I sleep on a thin mattress i got for free from my old roommate. It's maybe like 5 inches high
I don't need anything fancy so long as i get to sleep i don't care what i'm sleeping on

Where do you live, Alaska?

Basically ignore anything but the head but what do you guys think of the turquoise and brown colour combination? Was thinking those two colours for the armour and then dark khaki for the cloth.

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Looks nice

Just took a huge diarrhea shit

methinks ill slap a cheeky goon out me peen

Thanks lad.

Japan is the most advanced nation on earth. Look at this foid tech, nothing we have even comes close.

Oregon but overcast + nearly full moon

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"foid" is such a beautiful, delicate word. brings to mind a tiny bird in hand. here is my foid. gossamer and effervescent. flittering and fleeting. how anyone could object to being called a foid is beyond me.

I didn't take advantage of my rest day

does she have an amazon wishlist by any chance

why

Got poop on my hand again award

Look at this foid tech

cant tell if child or asian woman

I dont feel rested, I didn't clean or read or anything, just lurked and posted here

same thing innit

then sleep?

Hi /cum/, I've been gone for like 12 hours now
I went to the beach tonight to look for grunions (a fish that spawns and lays eggs in the beach sand at certain times of the year) and saw THOUSANDS, it was so cool
Sorry for the potato quality photo, my phone camera is shit, but you have to believe me. I'll post a photo of one laying eggs in a minute

Cant imagine being an apartment cuck

our foids need to step up their hello kitty game

Haha look at her go!
Keep in mind this is outside of the water, but a wave came and washed it soon after

thats like twenty. learn to count.

twenty THOUSAND

I guess

do they only come out at night? imagine being on the beach and a bunch of fish things start popping up around you. gross!

only twitch streamers get me hard anymore

why am i awake

which ones

pokimane and emiru

daring today aren't we?

So you can learn that the largest mammal to have ever existed is in the same genus as an elephant which you could keep as a house pet

which you could keep as a house pet

nah

I bet pokimane loves knowing that dudes goon to her

i love jerking to the cum tributes

We could selectively breed them to be smaller and have shorter tusks

I really don't know why she has such a massive following. She's not really anything special looking, just kinda cute

do you ever feel like you’re the normal one and everyone else is autistic. normalfags all think they’re in a tv show they act hyperactive and try to have quippy rapport with everyone it’s very embarrassing and gay and i don’t know how to respond to it

How the fuck are you supposed to read this

normal people don't exist anymore

im most definitely not normal given that im a retarded neet

have you considered not being a retarded neet?

nothing can be done for my retardation thoever

ALLAHU GAYBAR!

Why are Japanese trannies so much more normal then western ones?

The trannies I've talked to online have mostly been very cool.

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if you like them so much why don't you marry them

your dad is too old to marry

I'm feeling groovy

whoa, hitler needs me??

people find her attractive

grim

yeah, got a problem with that, troon?

Idiot
You would fuck her without a second thought

Forgiving my wife for her infidelity, even pledging to take her on a luxurious vacation so we can maybe rekindle the spark we once had, but chuckling darkly to myself as I book a ticket to the darkest part of India

South India?
Goa?

Good morning(4am)

Doing my gacha dailies.

Grim

I hope you're lying but I wouldn't be surprised

I’m tempted to play azur lane again

Grow up.

I play PGR and wuwa.

update PGR

it's under maintenance

/cum/ dead? Time for bed.