/brit/

They are fries, chips are bigger

sounds like an idiosyncratic and highly debatable opinion to me

If a hotel is a non smoking room are you allowed to smoke on the balcony

yeah there's a distinction here
fries is the skinny ones, chips are the chunkier ones
they both used to be called chips but "fries" have turned up all over the place now

On the train to work right now lad
I'm 32...

“ooga booga” said the dark gentleman, “mufugga”, he added

NO

i see, well that's a bit odd

just woke up

14
carbon black

Yeah?

Why not if the doors closed

why did she do it

that's wot me ma' n' pa' said 2 me 2

aye
though in australia we call chips chips and crisps also chips so i suppose i'm not in a particularly strong negotiating position

Not afraid to peak in a window at look at what someone is doing

Absolutely not! A balcony is considered an integral part of a non-smoking area because the stench of cigarette smoke wafts up and into nearby apartments if those neighbours have decided to leave their doors or windows open.

Based hope she suffers

GIBSMEDAT!!!
he said calmly

who cares

wowee

are there smoking rooms in hotels anymore? not including the ones in the third world

oriental women

Just farted

me
raping your mum

Corr spaff

But the same thing would happen if someone was smoking in the street?

I'm sure the immies are allowed to smoke in their hotels

what are we doing here

Probably manipulated by some rotter who'll no doubt get off scot free.

low IQ and thought she'd get away with it and make a lot of quick easy money. since she's a woman she'll claim she was forced into it and get away with a trivial sentence

feeling cute. might kill myself, idk

yeah

Nice one

my house is on a hill i look out the window overlooking the village sometimes with a telescope to see what the people are doing

I'll miss you mate x

Heavy hangs the crown - sadness at Wiggins' cocaine troubles

omds get a grip it's his choice to be a druggie

mousey said he's sorry he's been away but he's definitely coming to the next /brit/ freak-off

If girls poo too, that means Emma Watson poos. I need a taste.

Is it really low iq since this happens thousands of times a day and most don’t get caught?

ta' x

Why put the bikini pic in the middle when the story is about a criminal trial?

no it's illegal thanks blair

got a source for that statement?

pretty sure the only place you're allowed to smoke inside these days are in las vegas casinos

stunning observation of society

we live in a society
bottom text

fries is the skinny ones, chips are the chunkier ones

It's the same here. KFC calls them chips but McDonald's is fries because they're thin.

Work with a few druggies, every time they start the woe is me shit I tell them they love it and ask if they're getting on it tonight, cheers them right up (they love it and are infact getting on it that night, wahey)

I felt bad when he was planning to sell his medals because of how broke he was. Turns out he was broke because he was a smackhead. Feel less sorry for him now

to get the timmies to click

a frie is a form of chip

The Irish surname Culley is derived from the Gaelic name Mac Cuille, meaning "son of Cuille." The name has its origins in County Mayo, but it is also found in other parts of Ireland, particularly in the counties of Donegal, Sligo, and Leitrim.

The iron made her do it

if they're just reporting on mongs with substance addiction I should get a sympathy news story when I'm on a post-steamingtoil hangover from hell

What you’re saying that drug smuggling doesn’t happen thousands of times a day around the world?

What's her onlyfans ?

no I'm asking you to provide some evidence to support your statement that it does

lol

smuggling poo up my arse

thoughts on fake tits?

skinny yardie goons wearing nike tech from head to toe in the sunshine

Misty from Pokemon made it acceptable for millennials to sexualise children

cattermole

toilberg's always praising me about my hard work but he's never offered me a raise or anything so i think i'll start working less hard, or at least keep an eye on him so i only look like i'm working when he's watching

hate them

I thought smack meant heroin

There’s no global database for drug smuggling statistics I’m not going to go through each individual country. Why are you being difficult it’s not even 9

People arriving at toil, my shitposting hours are numbered

Not a fan

imagine aliens said we had to go fetch those deep space probes because it's basically like littering

imagine popping them with a knitting needle hahahaha

weather is shite today not even sunny out

Aliens don’t exist grow up

Timmy Snr found this outside his teen daughter Sheridan's bedroom
It was emitting a very strong, dank odour that made Timmy Snr feel light headed

I work nightshift and sleep half my shift. Hope my boss catches me and sacks me. I want to quit so I can have more time to hang out with friends, but I don't have any friends so I will all be pointless.
such is life as Ned would say

Lad it's literally glorius weather what the fuck are you chatting

might shave beardy today

ohhhh I believe in Jesus…

Timmy Snr thinks daughter Sienna is at the dentist having her aligner tightened

poo

there's no evidence that customer data has been shared since being taken but erm you may receive SMS and emails from people pretending to be M&S who aren't M&S, who are using your customer data, to steal money from you so erm be on the lookout for that haha

i think are wills might be gravely ill lads x

Both of those statements are reasonable and not even remotely contradictory

ffs I don't want a fucking child king for the next decade, who the fuck would even be regent if Charles, William and Kate all cark it

U-ummm… usual suspects… r-right guys?

I was done bad.

Yep, he looks like a paedophile

Lmao the monarchy will be abolished long before any of these lot have a shot at the throne

XD

Queen Regent Camilla

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. To assume that customer contact data for millions of gullible pensioners, something that is objectively worth several hundreds of thousands of pounds to jeetscammers on the data brokerage black market, hasn't been sold because... "there's no evidence" (from M&S perspective) is misleading and quite obviously intended to downplay the ramifications.

Jog on leftymong, go wank off to leather-bound communists

Imagine thinking anyone who isn’t for the monarchy is a lefty. You are fucking thick mate ahahah

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

They never claimed there was evidence of absence.

Yet I was correct, weird innit

Couldn't you use a semicolon also? "I went to the mall; Jane was there"

Not that weird just delusional

Number 24 Milkwood Road

Yet I was correct, weird innit

This is the future

morning dee lads.

Well no you aren’t correct? You might be retarded

instareply

White

Prove you're not a leftymong then, go on.

Rorke and Timmy battling it out in the thread this morning

Brown

Black kids beat up a white kid and slice his face with a knife

The white kid's parents apologise to the black kid and congratulate him for his amazing fight, then give him a bike as a reward

weird world we live in

M&S needs to get the online orders back up already, I need to get the fucking espadrilles on without leaving my childhood bedroom

What proof would be acceptable

wtf did they stab him

LMAO fuck whitey

Esprorkedrilles
sorry, not my best

When Rorke sees a story like this he just ignores it, but if the guy was brown then Rorke would be posting it all over X

A besotted prison officer who was filmed entering a cupboard with an inmate is behind bars herself after admitting she had 'fallen in love' with him.

Morgan Farr Varney's illicit relationship was exposed after CCTV footage showed the pair 'loitering' together at Lindholme Prison near Doncaster in South Yorkshire.

After being arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, the 24-year-old admitted she had 'f****ed her life up'.

Farr Varney - who also appeared on This Morning talking about her 'online dentistry nightmare' - has been jailed for ten months.

After joining the Prison Service in April 2022, Farr Varney was given anti-corruption training - including how to spot attempted manipulation by inmates.

Poor lass was clearly manipulated by the inmate, despite the advanced training in that 15 minute video she was made to watch when she joined. It's bloody sick so it is, let her off I say. Get her turkey teeth fixed on the NHS and all. Get her compensated.

Had to go to toil in a bloody Next shirt because M&S is still faffing about

Yes, because browns simply don't belong here

me sat on the swing

Are these American blacks?

Ireland!!!

katy feeling dizzy wit allat tooka smoke x

We’re going no where you won’t do shit

This happens a lot without being reported on, I know of a woman personally who lost her job and had a tiny prison sentence, but it's literally just a year or so.

Good post

Thanks

iron brain

The mother of the boy says he was at the park when he was jumped. She says there has been a history of issues with the boys in the community.

"These kids are so incredibly disrespectful. They throw trash over my fence in my yard, throw rocks at my dogs, last year were shooting the dogs with orbeez, and anytime I confront them and ask for a parent it's threats of their parents have guns and I don't want to meet them," the boy's mother, Dezi May, said in a post shared by Kevin Hummel Sr. on Facebook

Irish passports for all three

you can smoke in hotels. I was in a britannia hotel that lets you smoke in your room

fat lad was a good christian and forgave him

The beaners

I actually have female bone structure
I will never forgive my parents for feeding me slop my entire childhood

Based

Why do you want to suck off a bunch of posh twats who will never care about you?

Omds some Irish diaspora shieet right there

rorkesquest

Good morning everyone, the Lord has allowed us to live for another day.

Please do not squander it by wanking to trannies.

Britain cries out for latinas

Why are you replying to yourself

Are you Irish diaspora?

You need to eat more tough meat

I can't believe it's mine

ktim how can it take so long to just get the orders back up

Timmy Snr thought Cindy was in Double Maths

weird looking lad on the bus was playing his tiktok videos at full volume and taking snapchat photos of himself all throughout the bus rude. strange lil guy

I'm not

drop my kid off at nursery

theres a black kid there

why doesn't Jamie Vardy, her husband, just pay the bill with like 2 weeks' wages?

why is he making his wife punt her used knickers for the next 40 years?

paedo

I sussed him out straight away

Why?

Why hasn't she given up the goods yet? I want, nay NEED to see her brown nipples

oh dear rorke you have fallen for the headline that implies the two events are linked. oldest trick in the book

fascist

Are you Irish diaspora?

?

I do everyday

How far back do you consider to qualify as diaspora? I don't qualify for Irish citizenship but do have a few Irish great-grandparents

im a republicna

XD

heathermongs getting a bit uppity. remember what happened last time you miserable freak?

Well they are aren't they let's be honest

That's plenty enough

I, Gregg Wallace, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles III, his heirs and successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend His Majesty, His heirs and successors, in person, crown, and dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of His Majesty, His heirs and successors, and of the generals and officers set over me.

Then I guess I'm Irish diaspora and I need to see her succulent caramel chebs, ideally getting sucked on by Sabrina Carpenter

stopped attending stand-ups me. pointless shite

Some countries have good train infrastructure, some dont. So some will have to use a bus. The world is getting polluted with cars, i have nowhere to park in city. So in essence, you are a retard.

Irish woman in Africa
She get a warm feeling about blacks

Sir Greg?

Oh dear

Gaelic BVLLS bleaching the new world

yea

scrumberg will not be happy

You tell her lad

Not a fan of these filthy outlanders, muthsera.

Popping out to the cornerclub for some saltrice and sujamma

Sir Mass Effect

Sir Race Winner

That's Irish diaspora for you. Their iron brains needs it

i lead the thing lol. Just tired of hearing everyone say "BAU from me"

XD

you know my feelings about batarians...

Irish diaspora women when a Somali family of twelve move in

katy administering quick relief to leaky pg tip

any good films?

You.

Parking drama at toil getting worse. Glad i simply do no go to the office ever

What We Do in the Shadows is quite funny

/brit/ should be renamed to /egyptian spammer fan club/

What happened about that war with india and pakistan then?

It looks like war to me

Love love love are cilla
Ta-ra for now

Rocky

The US intervened and told them to stop fighting

The second question

Peter Sullivan (68) is vrijgesproken, nadat hij 38 jaar onterecht vastzat voor de moord op Diane Sindall in 1986. Nieuw DNA-bewijs toonde aan dat het sperma op de plaats delict niet van hem was, maar van een onbekende dader.

Sullivan, destijds 29 jaar oud, ontkende aanvankelijk de vrouw te hebben aangevallen, maar ondertekende later een bekentenis. Hij kreeg geen juridisch advies tijdens politieverhoren. Media gaven hem bijnamen als 'het beest van Birkenhead' en 'de Mersey Ripper'.

Sullivan, die in 1987 de gevangenis in ging, heeft altijd volgehouden onschuldig te zijn en ging meermaals in beroep tegen zijn straf. Toen hij hoorde dat zijn straf van tafel werd geveegd, reageerde hij geëmotioneerd:

“Ik verloor 40 jaar geleden mijn vrijheid voor een misdaad die ik niet heb begaan. Wat mij is overkomen is heel erg verkeerd, maar dat doet niets af aan het feit dat het een verschrikkelijk verlies van een mensenleven was.”

De zaak wordt beschouwd als de langst bekende gerechtelijke dwaling in de Britse geschiedenis. De politie van Merseyside heeft het onderzoek heropend en is actief op zoek naar de werkelijke dader.

What a fucking shit thread.

heathermong melty

hou je mond kanker amerikaan

How?

Neuken in de keuken

wat betekend dat

is fanny always wet

Sullivan

Merseyside

They're all Irish diaspora there and therefore incompetent. Iron brains have a hard time thinking.

yeah

egyptian spammer are you a human

ssshhh, the cronem are showering

Hate the bitch glad she’s dead

There is a reason...

Used to be

mad how socrates was sentenced to death for corrupting the youth yet bonnie blue is allowed free passage

De overheid roept Nederlanders op om tijdens de spitsuren op het stroomnet hun energieverbruik te beperken. Tussen 16.00 en 21.00 uur is de belasting op het net het grootst, wat de kans op stroomstoringen vergroot.

“Hoewel de meeste mensen thuis nog geen directe gevolgen merken, is de impact op de samenleving groot,” aldus de Rijksoverheid.

De campagne, getiteld Zet ook de knop om, richt zich op het terugdringen van stroomverbruik tijdens de avondspits, wanneer veel huishoudens tegelijkertijd elektrische apparaten gebruiken.

De overheid adviseert om energie-intensieve apparaten, zoals wasmachines, vaatwassers en het opladen van elektrische voertuigen, pas later op de avond te gebruiken.

Kleinere apparaten zoals laptops, ledverlichting en televisies belasten het stroomnet minder en vormen daarom geen groot probleem. Elektrisch koken vraagt tijdelijk wel meer vermogen, maar dit is meestal van korte duur.

So.

gaan we lekker niet doen

ok

Irish logic

Hitler dood, wat nou?

EDINBURGH
D
I
N
B
U
R
G
H

zeker, laat de overheid maar kanker krijgen

And the Roman empire

vrijgesproken

Virgin spoken? Bit like everytime you open your mouth

Really?

dental plan
lisa needs braces

Flanders

Scots
-best nature
-best accent
-best faith
-best architecture
-warrior caste of the British and American empires
-most sovl
-giant celtic bvlls

vrijgesproken betekent dat je niet schuldig bevonden bent
we hebben ook een dag, vrijdag
en vrijheid

But in fact it's just a song

Scots are all woke and vote for political parties that push to bring more brown immigrants to Scotland

Much may be made of the scotchman if caught young enough

Went shopping lads

Mini egg bars? An affront to nature

It was blooty bastard arry potter

Not your pic though is it

The Celtic Curse

Any good posts going?

German town

imagine being scottish lmao

I don't have to imagine

None that I can see.

lmao

Would be great

The surname Devine is of Irish origin
The surname McCarthy is of Irish origin

XD

Imagine being English! I’d rather kill myself

i suffer in scotland

commercial road

open brit and the first thing i see is heathermong Egypt and zeidberg lol think ill come back later

I got a place for you

windrush baton moisturiser

making a discord server for my toilmates, it just makes sense

Women demand to breast feed in public, equate it to eating and its completely natural... but filming is bad because?

mmhmm das it

very nice

Fuck off.... I'm English

You have no problem with it until someone does it to your wife

Industrialism is disgusting everywhere

Been at my current job 6 months now and never been in the break room. Normally I'm not entitled to a break due to my shift length so I just come in, clock in, work then leave. On the days I do get a 15 min break by doing overtime I sit in the toilet on my break.

XD

Wouldn't care

Would advise her not to get her baps out on the bus

XD

Well I mean you’ll never have a wife anyway so I don’t know why I said that

Rorke embarrassing himself on public transport yet again. He didn’t learn after what happened on that rail replacement bus between Newport and Cardiff.

Another completely true story

Rorket man

I have no time for that bullshit

Cope on Rorke you fat sweat LOL

Frankly, Englishmen should have a right to film wog tits in public

What?

brown areola wog tits

Are you Irish diaspora?

Ok.

Its a reddit meme u stupid cunt

You're lying

My face

Forbidding apple

m8, you're supposed to fast for a day and shuv it up your arse and not keep it in your luggage case

Ain't no way bro