/brit/

CVS/Pharmacy edition

u gon link or nah

First time I retracted my foreskin I was 22 years old

mines at 12-13
had smegma

what does that mean?

It's just gross euro shit

mad that all human population came from 2 people

gooseberg taking a dip haha

Mr BEAN only had 15 episodes

spread out over 5 years between 1990-1995

mental
He did have 2 films though tbf

The new 'eitch

youtube.com/watch?v=N-Wuije2vkc

I am literally Gigi.

stop posting thus utter cunt

Alri

need to impregnate your sister

got the toast on
got /brit/ open
got the eggs sizzling
got the tea poured
got the poo brewing

Bloody hate wogs so I do

Richard Curtis is maried to Sigmund Freud's great grandaughter

odd that

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

I'm coming back wit da blost

thinking about the time I wrote an extremely detailed facebook post on what my theme song would be as a wwe wrestler

drinking a succulent Chinese beer myself

feel stressed about toil

also feel stressed about gymtoil

and also stressed about familytoil

I can't imagine willingly getting a gf on top of all that
how can one man handle so much stress
bloody impossible
I don't know how shaggers do it

best gta 5 mission is the one where you plant a bomb in mark zuckerbergs phone and you detonate while hes speaking at a conference

Doing an orrible poo

Well they are both jewish mate

Guy who created Netflix was related to Sigmund Freud

yeah?

curtis isn't jewish you vile little racist

why do you feel stressed about gym

Same for Edward Bernays who created advertising

"psychiatry is a racket for the jews" - Olivia Soprano

Yes he is you silly sod

What does that make me? A god of fools. A god of....

cause I've been doing it since new years and seen absolutely no gains
I just want nice arms ffs
Abs are easy to acquire but arms are impossible for some reason

i believe in you lad, maybe try changing your methods or diet. i've never really been toned but at least with strength i used to just lift a little every day and got pretty stronk

got the big clive on

so is this egypt flag a bot or something

arms are very stubborn to grow desu, not uncommon
just keep at it lad

What's a blind, man?

I think it's time for me to cry

might walk to mcdonalds and have a cheeky 2am meal

one of the grimmest things I've ever read
bad on any day but on a fucking wednesday?
in the middle of the week?

bet they just have the drive thru open and you'll be standing there like you're a car you wasteman
lmao

ah fuck
this is sad
this saddens me

my haplogroup is C4be

i don't drive, i said walk you illiterate mong

bet they just have the drive thru open

i've been there before at this time and they've been fully open
not sure why you're pretending to be me

doing an absolutely horrific poo

Unironically think Scottish people are superior to the English

they wear skirts, they dress like GIRLS!

he doesn't let his bum get aired out

Okay poopy stinky

haplogroups

*tips fedora*

im employed woman on vpn

nigga heil himmler

why is there no mena thread somebody make one

I was looking for a job and I found a job but heaven knows I am miserable now

Sometimes I feel sorry for myself, and then I remember that there are 2 billion people in the South Asian subcontinent and I'm not one of them

Kettle Chips or Sensations?

ktim

only thing i know about CVS is that vid of the german guy review water

sensations Thai sweet chilli is goated

What's the dog doing?

getting hungry lads

noooo dont say nonsense stop it beat your bot programminig

Hate yanks

Wotsits, bruce

Air

Holy peng look at those chebs popping out of the shirt

farting

I usually look at my dick

bet you struggle to see it with how small it is

chakalaka

Drinking tea with a taste of the Delaware
Sullenly on my cart in the mart
Here you'll find
My sharts and I

YOURE NOT A BOT STOPPP

You are not a scientist

youre awake stop it!

Pain