/brit/

and the aroma?

decent workout there

As its summer, I decided to measure the length of my testes, finding them to each be 2.5" long. Next I shall tie a weight to my testicles (they float) and measure how much water they displace to calculate their volume. Despite their gargantuan size, I am obese, low test, have no facial hair, and am a beta male.

been on Anon Babbleukpolitics and leftypol has gone MENTAL over starmer reducing immigration lads. one lad started posting poetry kek

I have a fetish for biological women

Pooey with a hint of coffee

Still giggling at that guy yesterday who said he took 10 minutes to read a page of a book and had never heard of libraries before

Ill still be voting Reform next election, but I hope they dont win. We need Labour to get rattled into implementing TND, but we cant trust the grifting bastards in Reform with anything.

How come zayn was the only one post-1D (bar harry) to have a career? Why do the uk people love the paki soooo much?

id shag her up the arse full of half digested chicken drumsticks iykwim

who the fuck is she SOMEONE ANSWER ME NOW ARGGGHHHHGAHAGTGRGB

maximus boshius

Think this is how 50% of reform voters feels and is probably why the Tories - despite being monstrously shit - will invariably recover within an election or two

so ive had sex and got a job now and got my own house and car now what

this might be like the /brit/ posted who voted brexit to share the politicians then shat their knickers when it actually happened

in ten years being straight will be gay

Harry styles featured in legit big budget films and dated some worldies.
Zayn is just super handsome and actually has a nice voice.

I reckon Jesus Christ was just like The Rock and that's why he had so many people follow him, plus of course back in those days most people were uneducated yokels
youtube.com/watch?v=xXhvoJ8c7sk

dont know why people pride themselves on being disgusting fat cunts. that bloated corpse hasn't seen his nob in years.

alri derren brown

Agree in principle but voting tactically or for anyone thats not who you want to actually be in government seems wrong to me

I have never and will never vote tory.
I voted leave and I dont regret it (I have birthright EU citizenship hehe)

Here, lad
youtu.be/wSFv1yv5GBs?si=wkqtt5JX2BOJLp5c

just got done polishing the bollocks ready for my photoshoot

i wonder what kind of world she's talking about. world of boobies? threads.com/@rosa_belle_ig

Thanks

(I have birthright EU citizenship hehe)

Paddy o'rourke

Well thats how Badenoch got in power, if its good enough for the elected, then its good enough for the electorate. A labour party constantly under siege is ideal for Britain.

but we're all poorer and eu immigrants were replaced with asians and africans

Zayn literally made that hadid lass become a household name
She’d still be famous, but she wouldn’t be on the tip of your tongue, I just don’t think z had an interest in films

Paddy o'rourke

Nagy György vagyok.

21 degrees
you could cook an omelette in my arse crack

is she AI? would love to know what it's like to be this attractive for a day

I just meant that he wasn't the only one who had a career post 1D

Rorke, you have no power here.

might go get a vape
got no willpower you see

when your BBL melts cos of global warming

I like Badenoch for a few different reasons.

Exactly, and I dont regret it. I voted with acceleration in mind, time to pay the piper. I have a safe haven in Europe, so its a gamble I was willing to take. The only way the pokey addicted, red faced, maccy stuffed pikeys in this country will ever get off their arses is if the conditions are utterly intolerable

nice day out

I like hungarians

corr where's that

vaping is for absolute runts just stick a niccy pouch in your gum to hide your shame

looks nice that you can tell there aren't many wogs living there

the final boss of Bluesky

thats filled with male piss

they recess your gums

Köszönöm. Myself also, although I am born and bred British. Only my grandfather was a Magyar.

Is this yorkshire?

no clue

I have found the final youtube short so good that I can stop watching

this has been debunked

vapes recess your hairline

How many black fellas live in small white towns like these? I imagine every british town probably has a few by now.

bizarre that. mfs making AI women and pretending to be them online

the wogs don't make it out that far

corrrr bet it's fucking crawling with BAMEs

just got recessed

currently none, but i imagine in 5-10 years that will change

That’s not true. Every town has at least a few if its not a dead end 65 median age boomer ghost town.

YEEEE BOSH!

Sunderland/Coventry in the Championship playoff semi final 2nd leg

Eurovision Semi Final 1

which way white man

I imagine every british town probably has a few by now.

Thats because youve never been here. "They" do try and force these people upon others

acceleration in mind

so nothing will happen and you just turned england into african country rather than a slavic country. good job lad.

What are you going to do if the accelerationism doesn’t come to pass and live moves on?

read a book instead you dullard

really? i couldnt distinguish it from a real person. am i retarded?

read a book instead you dullard

love eurovis as much as anyone but watching the semis is freak tier

I don't want to work.

i look like this and i say this

I reckon the Caribbean folk assimilate the best to Britain. Never met a second or third gen one that wasn’t mixed or a quadroon.

old buildings

(ᵒ̤̑ 0̑ ᵒ̤̑) wow!

new buildings

<

Idea for a new phrase for people to use when out and about.

"Farting out a wog"

It means to fart a wog out.

lads

A man jailed for murder nearly 40 years ago has had his conviction quashed by the Court of Appeal, ending what's thought to be the longest-running miscarriage of justice in British history.

Peter Sullivan was convicted of murdering Diane Sindall in Birkenhead in August 1986. The 21-year-old florist had been beaten and raped and left in an alleyway.

Mr Sullivan, 68, had always maintained his innocence and new tests, ordered by the Criminal Cases Review Commission, revealed his DNA was not present on samples preserved at the time.

wondering whether to go on the cans and bottle of wine today or not. I have no reason to

the mentally ill ex-girlfriend is texting me and she’s changed her whatsapp picture to a thirst trap pic she took at the gym. oh dear oh dear oh dear.

omds

pasta on the boil. let's get it team x

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

How do white brits feel about drill? I mean normies not terminally online losers that call it degenerate.

i'm no criminologist, but i'm pretty sure DNA testing was around in 1986

Prefer screwdriver. Oldschool me

beaten and raped and left in an alleyway

Who gives a fuck what normies think?

The proverbial catberg

grown out of my stay at home smoking weed phase but the gf hasn't, even if we go out for a hike she takes her weed vape

rorke getting a knock on his door after uploading a video of him building auschwitz in minecraft to youtube

My new life awaits me in Japan...

think it was first used in criminal case in that year so probably just missed his window of getting saved.

ever shag her up the arse?

Ok.

Feels bad knowing that unless something drastic changes, we could be living in the last century of the White race.

Our punishment for 1945.

poo hymns

Bad post

Good post

Our punishment for 1945.

err, that's when the holocaust ended, lad

You’re an unemployed man in his 30s posting on an anime website in the middle of a work day, Rorke. You aren’t exactly a prime example of the white race.

americans can NOT suffer

poo epitaph for sir john poo beresford

Dunelm

Done him

Busty Japanese office milfs

the most beautiful an actress ever been in a movie

just found out americans don't use the A lettering system for sizes of paper
what the fuck is wrong with them, anyway?

A man who has served 38 years in prison for the murder of a woman has had his conviction quashed by the Court of Appeal after new DNA evidence emerged.

poo homily in the saint pooser's nave

Screaming

imagine one of those american thugs gripped her when she was bent over like that and rammed his primed street meat bbc inside her

traphouse pumpmeat

steel band and poo float booked for notting poo carnival

If the border does close, life will just move on.
I know chuds were hoping for things to be bad enough for a NSDAP party to come to light, but it’s very unlikely that will happen. People won’t starve so they won’t be motivated (or even be inclined) for a racewar or whatever.
Life will just turn out to be like America currently. No matter how bad things get there, their institutions are too strong for an actual political schism.

I'm gainfully employed
It never happened

Knocked that cunt on his fat arse

PUTA

but you watch anime

that's him done then

simply cant wait

Anyone ever read the Turner Diaries?

happened off camera

I read the motorcycle diaries does that help?

sew her side
sewer slide
so acid
soon soon
oh I will not rush

It’s too bloody hot lads

ktimming my fucking nut off at this

where do the chinks fit into this?

Genuinely baffled how people are shocked when celebrities arent nice people or the characters they portray on films or tv. Do people not know what acting is? Or in interviews which unless youre a politician are 90% of thr time done in a favourable light

Corbie Walpole, 24, doused Jake Loader in petrol and set him alight in Howlong, New South Wales

average katy's past before marrying lil timmy x

might get no coke, no heroin, no hash hash, no amphetamine, no marijuana planted inna mi yard

Off to fart a wog out

He was in an induced coma for 10 days, spent another 74 days in a burns unit, required 10 surgeries, can no longer go in the sun and has trouble regulating his body temperature as his sweat glands were burned off.

plenty, and my town looks like this - a couple of years ago "they" took over a hotel on the edge of town and since then the presence of that lot has gone up massively, to the general detriment of the area

at least 5 new barber shops among plenty other bullshit money laundry businesses, before these units were filled with independent shops that now cannot afford to operate because of the business tax...

doesn't sound like a very nice thing to do to another human being does it

Howlong did he do that for?

me tink mi gwan tek mi own life

Yeah? Genuinely baffled are you? Utterly stupefied? Jaw dropping in disbelief is it?

lads
a black fella from london just requested to follow me
i went on his profile and i kid you not his first few photos were with some white girls at a festival, i cracked up

ill thinking about posting his profile later, is that illegal?

Yes as i stated

@grok is this true

top boshingtons

tell me about abos
do they mix with white aussies? are they considered black? are they well behaved?

not happening

gimmiqúe idea: @grorke

Very strange you've been posting about black fellas all day

post it lad

plenty other bullshit money laundry businesses

What’s a non-bullshit business?
I think barbering is a respectablish trade. Is it as rewarding to society as being a sparkle? No, but it’s not easy work.

searching for rare cleverly's

saw the last samurai with tom croops? true story

Obviously dead

mf on the Teams call breathing heavy. Must be a fat cunt

I just came to /brit/
Why are you asking?

could be having a wank and forgot to mute his mic

nah these are fatty breaths. Wheezing from sitting down

what the fuck

she probably got diced up in bite sized chunks and some sweaty gammon timmy sex tourist eating bits of her at the street bbq

Yalla

Don't care about wogs as long as they stay in their own countries tbqh

they don't actually cut any hair though lad that's the problem.

there will be like 5-10 of these lads "employed" but they only cut each others hair (or pretend to so people walking past think they're actually doing business)

and in a town with a population of say, 20k, do you really need 15 barbershops? nah

Shut up you stupid disingenuous cunt

was light at 05:00 today. Not right that

do they mix with white aussies?

Yes, generally speaking the more whiter the town they more they tend to mix. Culturally they’re very compatible with white australians.

are they considered black?

They used to be, now with sudos and nigerians they’re considered their own native thing

are they well behaved?

Hooo boy

bossberg is off
just treating myself to a two hour lunch break

black guys go to the barbershop to give their fades a little adjust and talk about sports, it's like that everywhere

white people are literally just jealous of brown people.

you guys want what we have. our fertility rates, our religiosity, our social conservatism and our ethnic consciousness.

the hate comes from your desire to preserve whiteness whilst being spiritually brown.

face it: brown people care more about preserving the west and white culture than white people do

mmhmm get dem luh waves looking smoove

suppose I might as well walk around outside for several hours by myself

perhaps sit on a bench motionless for a time then walk home.

based
get the takeaway ordered

Monotone voice
No smiling or facial emotions
It's autism time

classic symptom of post-border Britain. 15 "barbershops", none of them English, none of them cutting hair. just fronts laundering money through fades. in a normal town you'd have one barber, called Mick, who served three generations and didn’t need LED lights or a Turkish flag.

Worst part about summer is all these lasses wearing V tops airing their cleavage. When chatting it's so obvious I'm trying not to glance at their chebs. I'm like a cadet, my neck is right in the air

great thanks lovely

our religiosity, our social conservatism and our ethnic consciousness.

my alloted break time was half an hour and I used to take two hours all the time lol. and I still got all the work done while everyone else did fuck all so they probably knew what I was doing and let it slide.

I smell like poo

I'm trying to do my incelwalk every evening this week
Got to get the weight off, two more kilos

Keep up the good work lad. Proud of you x

EW will be logging in shortly x

if it disgusts you so much then don't

Omds

Arayan is an indo-persian term tho

hope nothing bad happens to me *just stands here conspicuously holding a TALL ice cream of FOUR scoops*

It looks like a pretty rural town or village and they tend to be pretty white

Immigrants tend to move to cities or suburban areas, probably because that's where the jobs are

tell me about black britons
do they mix with white britons? are they considered black? are they well behaved?

What did our future PM mean by this?
streamable.com/xs7sjy

scots invented pencilin, television, deep fired mars bar, golf, gta 6. wtf, they're op af.

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/irish diaspora/

Hes the only one to call our the scourge of our times: 190cm master race

invented victim complex as well

getting raped

yeah
can't really remember how we did that

nth for the gyaldem

Tarmac

there's also James Clerk Maxwell who basically invented all of electricity and physics

Good.

damn... are scots this powerful? i only knew about them because of trainspotting

yeah because they don’t move, they’re placed. dropped straight into cities by design. More cover, more leverage, more votes. rural towns still have English names on the doors and church bells that ring. can’t have that. not good for integration targets.

we are literally more religious and conservative GLOBALLY than ANY white population

you are more likely to meet a black or hispanic or indian man who freely admits his love for Hitler than you are to meet a German who loves him or an Anglo who loves Mosley

do they mix with white britons?

Yh

are they considered black?

Yh

are they well behaved?

Yh

your mother’s cunt

that’s because white populations were re-educated, mate. we had the guilt software installed, full reset, no factory settings. meanwhile, the rest of the world never got the update. they still run on base instincts, unpatched. try saying you like Churchill in half of London and see what happens.

almost bloody shat myself just earlier

What about kelvin

bet the violent illegal cronem thugs are applying that cocoa butter on their shiny melanated bodies

free food innit

we are literally more religious and conservative GLOBALLY than ANY white population

wasn't suggesting that you weren't lmao

Good night

it’s the middle of the day actually

Bad to wake up last night thinking a poo was imminent
Had that painful arsehole thing as well
Nothing came out though

Meds, take them

it's 9am lad

Then I messed up.

the 3 pm tings are about to be released mmhmm

what happens in sergipe

REALLY wondering whether to get drunk, I have nothing else to do today

mmhmm

can you vocaroo yourself saying this

My roommate keeps getting piss on the toilet seat
I think he just unleashes without putting the seat up when it's down
What am I supposed to say to him?

hitler was bad brown people are low iq dont take them seriously

cronem counting down the last remaining hour xx

That's a promise

what is the significance of 3 pm?

listening to really zesty music

i can't mate, really sorry

Who doesn't like a bit of charlie

List three bad things Hitler did

Then I agree

don't worry mate x

Retarded tiny country

1. Holocaust
2. Invasion of Poland
3. Invasion of France

mate.. you can x

Only two of those things happened

he rounded up people in concentration camps
he tried to genocide all jews in the world
he also killed slavic people

bet the pg tips are getting a little leaky
bet the s curved batons are getting a little twitchy

did he get molested. and now hes bankrupt. ground himself to oblivion and got his prostate battered on those hard hard little cycle seats. then the coke once the glory left.

1. everyone had concentration camps back then, including the Brits
2./3. That’s war. Sorry. Your country invaded numerous countries throughout the war too.

right that's it I'm going to the shops for beers and wine

I am walking on thin ice

wanna go back in the sun but I'll probably burn rather than tan

wish we had polls here like on sharty so I could make polls and ask questions and shit like that

Sir Bradley (get the) Baggins

I saw this movie in the theaters when I was a kid

mmhmm the cronem are paedophiles
they thought they were talking to 3 pm katy, but the nonce hunter timmy srs are arriving at the gherkin instead

beaches

1. Invaded ussr too soon
2. He broke Germany
3. Meddled in plans that cost them military success

strawpoll has been used since time immemorial

oh god murder is bad i sense

Ukraine has invented: ??????

Neo

yeah but you have to coerce lads into going to those polls first
can't just have them embedded here, no, Anon Babble runs on ancient PHP from 1956 after all

The iron will to never give up

No.

Wrong

1. Britain didn't systematically round up and exterminate people
2/3. I don't care if it's war, war is not good, and the UK didn't invade countries for conquest in WW2. British forces landed in France to liberate France for example.

Also even if we look at internment camps of Japanese people in the USA, they weren't extermination camps like the Nazi camps for Jews in Europe.

do you love me

okay

what happens in rondonia

Yeah, sir

Ah yes the useful idiots fooled by Russian trollfarms are arguing in support of Nazism again

British forces landed in France to liberate France for example

Hitler considered his invasion of France to also be one one of liberation, which is why he left after Vichy France was established

The iron will to never give up

native americans

yes xx

cronem sending cheeky baton pic to katy
she open it under her desk x

oh alright

well what happens in amapa then

When did the Holocaust actually begin?

This is entirely unclear, and even our professional historians cannot agree. Some claim that “the Holocaust” includes all Jewish oppression under Hitler, which, they say, began as soon as he came to power in January 1933—even though there would be no “systematic killing” for years. Some say it started with the Nuremburg Laws of 1935 that formalized the opposition to German Jewry, but without taking direct action against them. Some point to Kristallnacht of 10 November 1938 but this event caused little direct harm to the mass of German Jews.

You know it?

utterly mad how thick yanks are
doopin' fucking mental

Some say it began, at least in principle, upon Hitler’s famous speech of 30 January 1939, when he issued his “prophecy” that if the Jews of the world drove him into war, that the result would be the Vernichtung (destruction, elimination) of the European Jews. But this was a major public speech and Hitler would never have announced any planned, and top-secret, “Holocaust” in such a public forum. An honest reading of his words shows that he intended to crush Jewish power in Europe (which was considerable) and to drive them out, voluntarily or involuntarily.

Slavic all the way no refute.

Your clearly dumber than any americans posting itt

same thing mate

We must remind ourselves that Hitler never, in speeches or in writing, in public or in private, ever discussed actually killing the Jews. It was never his plan and never his intent. But he did repeatedly speak of crushing their collective power and dominance in society.
Other historians point to the start of the war in September 1939; or to the date of the German attack on the Soviet Union in June 1941; or to opening of the Chełmno transit camp in December 1941; or to the infamous Wannsee Conference in January 1942. A plausible case can be made for the June 1941 date

*you're

performing rituals in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom, where i have been banished to, in an attempt to summon back the ex gf

Your

kill yourself

Well.

/brit/ has truly fallen

that one Yank mong always talking about Jews and Hitler. Do it in /cum/

Hitler installed a puppet in France. But now France is a proper democracy. They could have elected Marine Le Pen as their president for example. They chose not to, but they had the option.

this yank has been off-topic spamming about hitler and jews for multiple days now
what is wrong with them

We must remind ourselves that Hitler never, in speeches or in writing, in public or in private, ever discussed actually killing the Jews.

Hahahahahahahahahaha You Are So Fucking Retarded It's Insane Hahahahahahaha

So Hitler only intended to remove the Jews from Germany, not kill them?
Yes, that’s correct. This is the “Deportation Thesis” described earlier. As early as 1931, the Germans discussed plans to transfer out the roughly 500,000 Jews that lived in Germany. One popular alternative was the island of Madagascar, off the coast of Africa. In January 1938, the vehemently anti-Jewish journal Der Stürmer wrote that they “suggested some years ago that a way to solve the Jewish Question would be to transport the Jews to the French colony of Madagascar.” “Today,” they continued, “our proposal is being discussed by foreign statesmen.”

I don't have a crystal bowel, I would be too happy too

In his personal diary of 11 April 1938, Goebbels wrote, “The Fuhrer wants to push the Jews completely out of Germany. To Madagascar, or some such place. Right!” And he added a few days later: “The Fuhrer wants to deport them [Jews] all step by step. … Madagascar would be the most suitable for them.”

hmm

well, what happens in rio de janeiro then

Remember lads some of us may be mentally disabled and in care homes with computer access

UK didn't invade countries for conquest in WW2

Hides iceland and italian Somaliand,

going out in the sun to get burned and shrivelled into a fucking raisin

No.