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based

What was your favorite show on G4?

i have a laptop with 32gb of ram now
i had an entire virtual machine open and i forgot to close it and didnt even notice it until i looked bar in the application bar after hours
this is a new experience for me

haha eat SHIT, vegass

/cum/ was this Buck Breaking??

im ok with using this

Siri play La Bamba

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imagine trying to break this buck

mfer zesty af

redditleaf on vpn made this thread

*thread

why do you keep posting this

I am not nor will I ever be a l*af

eating oats award

good thing this thread won

really embarrassing for kanye that he's releasing shitty edgy tracks like 'heil hitler' while there are legitimate artists like kendrick lamar who are able to create masterpieces just for a throw away diss track

boom bop bop bop boom

Kanye's song will be more timeless guarantee

why do you keep posting this

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kanye >>>>> lamedick fagmar

That entire genre sucks albeit

What's your favorite Metroid and metal gear game

diarrhea >>>>> hard poop

i love ainu women

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Zero Mission and Revengence

For me? it's the Chillstep station

what happens in Wyoming

Dread, planets or Fusion.
1(I've only played it and part of 2 &3)

hunters and acid

modern doom games are overrated

DID YOU SEE A SIGN?

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I like classical and also foreign language nightcore

drunks and drug addicts

See

What did your sign say, jimmy?

IT SAID "DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH"

I don't like kill bill

Gothic King Cobra (KingCobraJFS)

3D metroid will always be inferior to 2D because the combat sucks ass and you cant walljump or shinespark

Extremely rich people living in mansions and shit

what happens in new jersey

you minding your own business ya wormy cocksucka

my king

The mech suit is coming together nicely

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go and grab your shoebox rat fuck. i have more italian blood then you

oh I thought it said your niggas heil hitler

I liked tau for some of their special rules but it's just MC spam: mecha edition now

oh my sciences its like avengers end game

Would cum niggas visit Africa??

my old buddy keeps trying to get me to visit south africa with him and his wife(a south african). I would but the situation there rn has me saying no

I don't shine shoes anymore, Anon

I'll be going there not too long from now

Visiting Orania sounds kind of interesting, but probably not worth the long and expensive journey

what 4

Eh really, right now I am trying to pick between Tau and Sisters of Battle for my second army. I like both their aesthetics and that they don't hinge on named characters. Tau have what, 2 different named chars? Sisters have a bunch but I am not going to run any of them except maybe the Triumph of Saint Katherine. Idk if she counts as a named char because it's literally a funeral procession for a dead named char.

This

Work related, but it's not going to be the ooga booga parts so idk if that still counts. If I have a moment I usually try to post with rare flags on /cum/ but half the time it doesn't even work.

Erm

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worst get in the history of /cum/, and by a manchild no less

I once got septs (seven repeating digits) as the /cum/ NEW

expecting anything good from j****

ishygddt

kim de klop

certified hood classic

ate ramen but Im still starving

I don’t want to poop in a bucket in your bedroom. I’m gonna be sick. I feel like I’m gonna puke. I’ll leave this skin behind. I’ll go so far away that I can never come back.

russian artist i was stalking turned out to be a weird looking troglodyte

Its not in the top three of Tarantino's best

So gross

her

Apparently, I became an out of touch boomer who doesn’t even recognize the #1 songs of the year from 2021 onward

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What I liked doing when I tried tau yesrs ago was bringing as many fire warriors as I could and deployed them in a kind of vee formation to advance them forward. Once the lead squad got charged in melee (because of course they will) I'd get supporting fire on all the other squads. Worked well when there weren't a lot of high toughness enemies to deal with

weird looking troglodyte

wow, he's literally me!

theres no way you havent heard shape of you, they play it incessantly on the radio

its a she im not stalking a man

i cant relate to songs about kissing or romance

*his
Faggot.

“From 2021 onward” means I do recognize the ones before 2021; Shape of You was #1 in 2017

Summer breeze makes me feel fine, blowing in the jasmine of my mind

What I liked doing when I tried tau yesrs ago was bringing as many fire warriors as I could and deployed them in a kind of vee formation to advance them forward

Based. Like a Flying V from the Mighty Ducks. The main draw of Tau to me is actually the fire warriors. The main line infantry of the Tau have one of the best aesthetics in the game. But I love the sisters religious vibes.

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What do African Tribals smell like…

Reading about the USS Liberty

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bond should of fucked that black chick in sky fall huge missed opportunity

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Disgusting. Even Germanon would say it's too strong of a shit smell.

I only read half your post, my apologies

Dirt probably

tldw, you're a jeet

I only know the Morgan Wallen song

hey schizojeet

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is that her? gross

me at the table in the back

I bet it feels nice having a girl do this for you

I dont know what that feels like

The first time I ever heard of that guy was some woman telling me I looked like him (I don’t). She couldn’t believe I’d never heard of him

miscegenation is disgusting and immoral

except with sexy latinas

was some woman telling me I looked like him (I don’t).

She meant it as a compliment, lots of foids are hot for him. But anyways Morgan Wallen exists in a weird space where he's country but too pop/bro country for country guys, but ALL sorts of women absolutely love his songs

I haven’t heard anything about Travis Scott since that crowd crush thing at one of his shows. Did that kill his career?

I love Asian women.

Ok everyone while Janny is asleep post your cock

I'm having some too. What do you put in it

ramen seasoning

Momberg rarely buys maruchan because it's "unhealthy" and there's "glue" on the noodles o algo?

jeez why cant people show some diplomatic tact
qatar is showing a gesture of good will in their own way
it would be rude to decline such a gift
we should really be trying to get along with such nations

I was hanging out with this asian girl (fucking her) and a Morgan Wallen song came on and I was like wtf bitch this is cultural appropriation

youtube.com/watch?v=1RnChOf8RTs

buy the shit from costco, it's way better

No, I like beef flavour maruchan

good night buds

I really don’t look similar at all in the face. For me, it’s mildly offensive, as I think I’m better looking

I think the reason she said it is because I was sort of scumbagmaxxing at the time, and my “can’t be bothered to get a haircut etc” aesthetic veered into his personal brand

nothing it's awful and boring and you shouldn't come here

night bud

u have a ganada flag...

drinking milk

disturbing developments are occuring in my bowels

When the millennials lay, the zoomers come out to play

You remember your first kiss? How long did it take the guy to cum? Heh heh.

My man, that's t. Hanks right there

California is finally going to clear the homeless encampments

zoomers dont know about g1 pokemon THOUGH

Bodied that freak

I was right

Newsome is seriously going to try a run for president

I know about it

In bed reading isekai(quarter to 2am)

FINE I'll listen to mr brighteyes

how about mrs blackeyes and it's about my bitch wife

LOL

I was reading game of thrones just now

jokes on me...it's mr brightSIDE

Read something GOOD instead

CAUSE I JUST CAN'T LOOK
IT'S KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

reading shitty anime "books"

holy fucking grim

ok I figured it out, he says

Open up my evil EYES, cause I'm Mr. BrightSIDE

now I know why I conflated the two.

thank you for reading my blog update

nice irrelevant lust-provoking image

It could be worse, some people "watch movies"

id rather do lewd rps with ais than read some shitty isekai

That image gives me Sega dreamcast vibes. It reminds of jet set radio and phantasy star

It's relevant, she's listening to Mr. Brightside

Kino rec, listening to the album assembling minis.

you could use ai to help you write your own isekai

it's not a real book because....... it has illustrations!

Grow up.

My name is Takagawa Hirozaki

it was from the dreamcast era, probably a bit after it

So bored of porn

Try knitting

have you considered getting a real girlfriend?

I just know it would stress me out so much
Uhh, yes?
I went on a date today in fact. No sex yet though

you're telling him to get a girlfriend just to use her for sexual gratification you sick fuck?

I went on a date today in fact. No sex yet though

why did you fumble the bag

well that is a perk of having a goirlfriend

It was the first date

_____, ____'_ ____!

ooohhhh
nyyyyyooooooo

Crazy how America went to war with Spain
And we colonized the Phillipines. We should have kept them as a territory like Puerto Rico, imagine how much it would boost our economy and global power today

Do not be proud of the fact that your grandmother was shocked at something which your are accustomed to seeing or hearing without being shocked. ... It may be that your grandmother was an extremely lively and vital animal and that you are a paralytic.

G.K. Chesterton

...stays in Wyoming! zing!

I know about it but my first game was gold version

What is it?

it would have been your manufacturing factory instead of china

call me a weeb, but I feel like if american/canadian schools went even half as hard as jap high schools do on making people join clubs, we wouldnt have nearly as bad of a friend vacuum epidemic as we do nowadays

like not even just muh music club, muh anime club, muh sports teams, but genuine interests like writing or cooking or what have you

Jimmie's Chicken Shack blends rock, funk, metal, ska and reggae to create "muttrock".

It's impossible if you're not a 6 foot 6 germanic gigachad with 9 pack abs

Nigga heil hitler

You realize a 9th ab would asymmetrical

I wish I knew what you were trying to say.

90% that "poster" is a bot

what's the deal with the schizo egyptian who pops in once every couple threads

what's it's purpose thoughbeit. is someone training a NN to become a poster?

minimum looks required for a girlfriend that isn't a landwhale in 2025

And by the way, girls all want to cuck guys nowadays like every guy I know has been cucked, I don't know why

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Mens Rea is back on the menu, this is actually a hugely positive thing. Gotta give Orange Man credit here, he assembled a smart team (I highly doubt Orange Man gave much thought to Mens Rea vs Strict Liability)

Are you just completely mentally ill or is there an actual chance that you will listen if i tell you to stop this inane bullshit?

probably just so some fag can make a youtube video about how he "hacked Anon Babble" and hopefully go viral, thus slingshotting himself into a high paying job.

What are you talking about?

now why would the law & order prez make it harder to convict people?

And when are we getting Women's Rea?

Being a cuck in the west is now the new normal how will you guys escape being a cuck?

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removing unlawful, unneeded or ridiculous prosecutions will be one of the best things for liberty we've seen in generations. This also doesn't really apply to your average street thug urkelkin

what possesses someone to browse reddit for cuck conversation

NHH is such a funny song because it's openly a cry for help but it will only make his wife and kids hate him even more

Why is it that even when I'm looking for sex women want to actually have romantic relationships but then they want me to disregard the fact that they've fucked like the entire fucking planet? Thank you

speaking of reddit, redditleaf won all debates today

I have my answer

I was talking to this 18 year old girl in university and she told me that despite having a boyfriend she cucks him secretly and that she had like six other guys before him

that boyfriend? you

And why do you pretend like what I am saying is not true for literally every young white woman anywhere in the world? Thank you

i fucked the boyfriend

This also doesn't really apply to your average street thug urkelkin

LoL.

Black man walks away with your bike.

Sells it a week later

He says he thought it was his bike

We can't prove that he intended to steal the bike beyond a reasonable doubt unless he brags about stealing it to someone

No I am a virgin and in between having a girlfriend like that and being a virgin I'd rather stay a virgin

grim

inb4 the niggers here will say you can always cuck your woman

Like she will give a shit you're cucking her with what you've scrapped from the bottom of the barrel

We can't prove that he intended to steal the bike beyond a reasonable doubt unless he brags about stealing it to someone

You just wait for him to write a rap song about it

You display a very limited understanding of the topic.

Didn't know I share this thread with criminal defense lawyers

Motherfucker, I am fucking Robert Kardashian. I used the NIGGER HEIL HITLER music video as evidence so Kim could place a restraining order against Ye.

Chuds DESTROYED by facts and logic!! xD

hmmm

EO calls for prosecutors to push for civil over criminal charges

you have no idea what you're offering to blue states

say some gangsta is dissin ya flygirl...

who gives a shit blue states already don't enforce the laws. if they want to make their states worse go for it

browsing the panda

some of the worst thumbnail art I have ever seen in my life

boner is rapidly deflating

what the fuck is wroth with these japs

I don't get this. A good body is generally something you have control over and can work for. You can't really fix a goofy face or birth defect.
Those buff nerds are more effective blackpill propaganda except most seem to have happy girlfriends/wives.

Detachable Penis

The last few nights I've been sleeping without covers and in a hoodie with socks on and with the window open.

Might pee my bed just for laughs

What's covering your legs?

yeah i might poo
might be a night poo kind of night
we'll see

Bros... America won...

i'm giving you a night poo to tell you how i feel

thats not what the hindustan times is reporting

anyone else prefer living in a fantasy world?

anyone else prefer living

no

You have to give it to the left, it's impressive how little self respect they actually have

It's not really cucking if it's in secret, is it?

new

yeah it is

i'm giving you a night poo

this dude corny

andysixx!

stop ripping off pooman 420

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business idea: sepuku

Currently watching Asmongol's commentary on the h3h3 debate with hassan about israel and palestine
say something mean to me

never 4get the shart leak showed the captcha is literally rigged to fail you no matter how you type

enjoy :)

325 can we make it to 425?

Fuck you buddy

fuck you too faggot loser

you should be watchin destiny, idiot

I'd rather slowly peel off every single one of my finger and toe nails

any sane person would

would you rather watch destiny or be cucked by your girl??????

Proud recipient of the Spent 3 hours on a late night drive with an insanely pretty girl award
:)))
I do not understand wtf she sees in me

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