kiss your sister
/asean/
toasting in no longer mother's day bread
Good morning saars
On my way to vote
where everynyan
Probably sleeping
It's not even 7am here yet
sou ka
well, goodnight to them either way, it's almost 1am here
Gudeg for breakfast
Done voting
Voted for quibs out of spite
i bought a pot of red peonies for my mom
Election day baby.
Gawa kayo thread sa Anon Babble para naman may presensiya tayo.
All of this happened because I wanted to cure my loneliness and be loved
Any predictions flip bros?
For me it's a clean sweep for the Duterte party in the senatorial side, with some stragglers like Imee, and Bam
enter precint
vote Sam Versoza
leave everything blank
leave
What happened?
woke upperino
slept 12 hours
pagi
I've been driving aimlessly again at night and on weekends trying to find something to fill the void in my heart. But I doubt it's curable at this point
gms
Don't lose hope anon. If it makes you feel better, honestly that's a better coping mechanism than mine which is jerking off 24/7. I'm scared that when I do actually ever find someone, I might be impotent.
just voted
nta who made that post but my senatorial votes roughly follows that
stop being a faggot then
using your phone is prohibited while voting
FUCK. There goes my memory.
I can't even remember who I wanted to vote.
zased
me last november, but i had a flyer with all the candidates in my back pocket
too many literally whos
Literally just put PDP laban nigga
mr lim is asking for a copy of my voting receipt
mom and I saw again my dad's wife on the voting block
God I hate crowded areas. There should be a better way to do this.
You can't bring home your receipt chud
stop copying me chud
thats not scaramouche
imagine voting lol lmao even. yeah like that would change anything. nothing ever happens.
He like me for truly
i didnt voot thoughever
woke up around 6.30am
put on some jazz
reheated yesterday's leftovers
did my laundry
did the dishes
chilling with cig + coffee
good morning, SEAmen
but havent done your daily listening of NHH thoughever
straight up just downloaded it
listening to the educational version
youtu.be
Don't care, not going to vote
The list is dogshit and even the obscure choices are even more dogshit
but fr tho
ye had no business making that song catchy
i keep trying fight the urge to chant NHH out loud
I was singing this during voting, some redditor types wanted to say something but they we're too beta to actually do anything
saw some pigeons at the store's garden center
still waiting on ye to release the free diddy track
BBM and the pinklawans delaying their inevitable day of the rope when Duterte wins in 2028
Polling place isn't as organized this year, voting machines are very slow fucking koreans are terrible. Cities that have hundreds of thousands of people must be a clusterfuck. Thankfully I live in a small town, still slow and unorganized but I was able to get in and out under 1 hour.
my mom wants me to help her voot
Are the European election observers real? Has anyone actually seen them?
I am observing sir, all is above board sir
They have always been there
I go where I please, chuddie
Is she a PWD/senior? If you go together maybe they'll let you skip the lines
you are under arrest
yeah my mom is 60+
i dont voot thoughever
why'd she need to bend over for that ride?
went to tiger park with mom
gonna shower before bed
can I join you
is that real
real
Just accompanied a random gheezer off the street to the voting precinct just so I can get priority in line for vooting
TOTAL DUTERTE VICTORY
BRING HIM HOME
TOTAL LITO LAPID, WILLIE, QUIBOLOY VICTORY
WOW WOW WEE
PANALO ANG MARAMI
willie couldnt be worse than robin right
We are so blessed that the appointed ruler of the universe would grace us and run for a senate position in the Philippines
just got home from helping my mom vooting
poll watchers tried to force me to voot but i said i wasnt registered
you're on the tokhang watchlist now
NHH
new scott the woz just dropped
bowl of berries with mango yoghurt
baby i'm a beamer boy
saw you outside again just hanging out with your friends
the abrahamic God of Christianity and Islam ask for their followers to make the whole world Christian or Muslim
but does Buddha asked anything to his followers? no, due there are not Gods in Buddhism instead everybody could become a God.
so if humans do anything either of greediness to earn something of fear of losing something
then in Buddhism there is the greediness of become a God and in the Abrahamic there is the fear of end in hell.
between greed and fear, which one is stronger?
Please tell me what's a nigga to do, and it's true
Ain't nothin' new, so, I do what I can to get through
Now first they had me trapped and now I'm pissed
A loaded AK-47 layin' on my hips so I don't trip
One motherfucker from the Underground
And Big Stretch buckin' niggas if they fuck around
Yo, why I got beef with police?
Ain't that a bitch, the motherfuckers got a beef with me
youtu.be
carti clears pac easily
Lacur anjing
you kiss my open sores
love soaking through my pores
i've lived a thousand lives
this one is my demise
the day you leave my side
come thoughts of suicide
i'm riding shotgun in a car
we're going nowhere but getting far
Batak Kristen vs Batak Muslim Crusades when???
thats not NHH
The girl in the mirror looks sad
semoga ga ada yang ngirim fotonya orei sama isaac ke pacarnya yang sekarang
cukup kebek aja korbannya
Have you voted yet /asean/?
No time for that right now.
My lecturer is pregnant.
you look like that????
Anyone else notice by the end of the day some of the absentee voters would be voted in by someone else? One of my relatives won't be able to vote but we'll see if they get taken off the voter roll after two elections. I know one senior that died that didn't get taken off the roll even though they've already missed three consecutive elections, they were still on the list so someone must be voting for them.
It is pretty to impersonate someone anyway, they don't check IDs, and sometimes their only reference is a low pixelated picture and signature of you.
what do you nigs do on buddhas bday
were abrahamic saar
Shut the fuck up Hindu
it was yesterday tho.
ah its based on lunar calendar
They have pictures in precincts now anon, it's hard to just be a proxy
You could bribe them if you're in bumfuck, nowhere
It is pretty to impersonate someone anyway
It is pretty easy*
Meditating, gayming, breath holding, coding, and exercise.
During the barangay elections back in '23, they didn't have it, they didn't use voting machines either, but in 2028 they'll consolidate it all as it should be.
It's possible the watchers are filling up absent voter ballots by the end of the day.
you have begging monks?
yes
dip finger in ink
go to Starbucks and get free upsize
go to Dunkin and get free donut
not voting btw
mendung aja terus
Really makes you think...
are they respected in the cities
Yes
Can't chase a dream if I don't have any.
bobcut general
my thread got deleted
Anyway I noticed on Cambodian videos that Thai people were screaming cambodia is a thai province and khmer were thai.
Care to explain?
for me it's javanese tradcath
neighbor countries bickering with each other
a tale as old as time.
Also I learned that pol pot died in 1998. I assumed he died in the vietnamese invasian in 1980. Weird to know he lived until almost-present times, after killing 1/3 of his people.
He went into hiding for a while. Fucker took a while to be killed.
I was shocked to find he survived so long. Many dictators would just be shot, boom, and then they transition. Fucker persisted and insisted that killed all the other faculty at his school was based and redpilled.
Hun Sen has to use the win-win strategy of his to finally catch him.
The win-win strategy is basically him telling the khmer rogue soldiers that he won't punish them if they surrender. Some of them are still at the border working as soldiers.
Old men who killed their countrymen huh. You have 15 million peeps now huh. Why won't thailand give back isan province.
I don't see any benefits that they would get from giving Isan desu.
pagi pogi
I have like 2 hours to clean up and gtfo
eepy
just installed christmas lights in my room
but what for
Is Mendoza legit good? Feels like she was atty and arrested someone from pork barrel scam
I asked a thai in this thread about isan once and he responded with asshurt, very /balk/ vibes
Based
but what for
mood
Clean enough to be trusted by Ban Ki Moon anon
She's been the highest Filipino officer in the UN since Carlos P Romulo
Are you alright eepy philipino
I’ve only seen the opposite happen. anytime there’s a thai video khmer folks flood the comments insisting those province belong to them. maybe those thai comments just did it for retaliation because currently, there's some tension between our countries due to a land dispute.
but for me I think, it like this guy said just a neighbor countries bickering with each other
and khmer were thai.
no one ever said that
You guys are so similar to balkan people it's funny.
holy lel, where the fuck did you learn history? this is bait right?
typical elections day in the sub saharan philippines
checked, so true
I'm boutta go shower and then I have to figure out how to put an entire wok of fried rice into some snack boxes for transport (I don't have boxes)
Ah you're getting mad. Isan was historically part of greater cambodia before the thai empire conquered it wasn't it?
I can't even tell if this is bait or if you're just playing the ignorant american stereotype. thai is from the tai tribe, khmer is austroasiatic; both are completely different ethnic groups. you're confusing khmer with lao.
what are they trying to do
These are the people that say NCR is a shithole btw
I just voted early in the morning and finished in under 5 minutes while chaos is happening all over the provinces yet again
voted my crush's picks to impress her
now I'm sure you just want to rage bait. that was like 700 years ago. meanwhile, 2/3 of cambodia was part of thailand until last century, but we never asked to have it given back.
Voting Kabataan to impress a girl
kek
they are blocking the precints to stop everyone from voting
these are the savages that want to secede and they'll be like "singapore" or "malaysia" according to Dutertards.
It's not rage bait, it's funny you're like a serbian seething.
Senatoriables
Bong Go
Bato Dela Rosa
Bong Revilla
Willie Revillame
Imee Marcos
Lito Lapid
Camille Villar
Rodante Marcoleta
Phillip Salvador
Apollo Quiboloy
Manny Pacquiao
Jimmy Bondoc
Partylist
Agimat
Wish me luck!
isn't that the gay commie on the right? im guessing this was before 2016? lol, i remember that shit every college girls were into duterte because "he will kill all catcallers" dumbass roasties.
they don't check IDs
Remind me, why do we have to take your election seriously again?
name one relevant thing about Indonesia.
Raoul Manuel? That fag was also sharing Anon Babble tier Pro-Russian propaganda when they invaded Ukraine
Sarah Elago is the girl in the middle too
I distinctly remember UP being pro-Duterte in 2016 too because of PNoy's SAF 44 incident which activated the American Derangement Syndrome of the NDs
holy based
and then they transition
o_O
nickel reserves
kopiko
1 and half hour left to go...
Time is a tickin...
mi goreng
alfamart
INC endorses Camille Villar, Imee, and Bong Revilla
Lmao this country is fucked
Rich Chigga and NIKI
Indomie
komodo dragon
ZUS kopi
thats malaysian thougheverbeit
INC bloc votes hardly matter since they always pick safe candidates and sometimes one of their own like Marcoleta
That's malayshit tho
don't get emotionally attached to llm bros
Arr rook the same
Hews
haven't eaten yet bjirrr
have you done your mandatory hourly listening of NHH to post here?
do you guys put chili in fried rice?
if i want it spicy, yeah
yes to both questions
no quiboloy listed
Why
i put chili and garlic on everything
wtf wypipo can eat chili!!!
why asean full of kotchuds and not enough dogsirs? Is it because haram kuffir
poles are honorary brown thoughbeit
Me sexing their women
this animal boring
not much of it dough, just enough that the shitty for-euro store-bought chili sauces are not spicy
I tried xi'an food one time and it killed me
we are forgotten
we are blvck thovghbeit xcancel.com
no, I didn’t mean chili sauce. I meant adding fresh chili like this to fried rice when you eat it.
who doesn't?
we put pickled chili.
what about dried?
A lot of people didn't vote this election period.
A lot of people didn't vote this election period.
I’ve wondered about other /asean/ cunts, but I kinda assumed other peoples except us don’t eat chili with fried rice.
nah. It doesn’t pair well with fried rice. we usually add it to dishes like soups or noodle recipes
we put chili into practically everything.
I don't buy sauce but I rarely get fresh here, so I'm making do with dried ones that I grate over the rice
lol
why his neck so long
just vooted
don't go early morning bros, it's all hags
the hot girls arrive around 10AM
just brewed myself some kofi
AYO DaS RITE
KURWA BOGA
i get high
on a memory you sent thru me
I'm from a big precinct and we're almost at 50% turnout at 7AM anon It's probably at 80-90% turnout as I speak
I saw a young girl picking up the trash with her mother today this morning...
How do you guys manage to not feel bad seeing that...
ye going off on kendrick over at xitter
you like watching big black men going at each other eh?
Whew i’m getting rich again.
Village or city?
City
i work for companies, built companies, create jobs, slash jobs, pay tax, optimize tax. basic real economic stuffs.
give them some foods.
imma be laaaaate
In the Philippines, people are frequently killed by falling bullets, especially around election time when firing into the air is, for some reason, a popular pastime.
t. James Barnes, Hong Kong, China
when firing into the air is, for some reason, a popular pastime.
sheitttt
S&P 500 is gonna RIP tomorrow boys. I'm gonna make tens of thousands tomorrow.
I am Euphoric right now.
damn i miss this era of webpage
neopets type beat
abc.net.au
why are u still up laokot?
i have work at 15:00, i can stay up
Im at the vihara with 15 sri lankan monks. Waiting for the 2nd wave of 5 monks coming from india. Waiting for the ensuing chimpout between srilankan and indian monk.
thats like 12 hours
goto sleep
pls tell me this is a joke
the "firing on the air" retardation is during new year's
I ride my motorcycle around on NY eve hoping one of them hits me.
i trust mr. barnes to tell me about your country from his residence in HK
China bent the knee to the USA...
for what fucking reason bruh.
30% tariffs vs 10% tariffs.
HAH
WE WIN MOTHERFUCKER
Now buy the truck
YOU WILL ALL DRIVE F150S
feel for it again award
what kinda indian monks
toyota hilux champ for me
Our government sucked off Trump and got hit with 47% tariff in return....
You see this shit everyday, and you get used to it.
You will be hindu again
And you wIll drive the f150
And you vill have the buckees in jakarta
Und du vill be happy
over here they're usually some other race and migrant slumniggers
F150S
but I thought you are Tesla now?
saw the inspiration for white woman character irl
she isn't that hot
WoW Blood elf brainrot my mind.
all the baddies are Akbayan, you missed again
How do I buy stuff online from overseas? I want to buy this custom firmware for my f91w but have no clue about bea cukai tax etc. IndoAnon, you may help clueless me
crowdsupply.com
thats stupid
Way ahead of you anon
I was an Akbayanchad all along
... Youre gonna bomb someone kid?
she wanna hop on a rari
You guys don't have a dedicated electronics parts store in Jakarta?
Those cars are so ugly
Voters have rights
Pnneoise Edgelord voted the opposite for shits and giggles
"Nothing ever happens"
it's a custom unique thing from a kickstarter type site
redditor take, it's vox populi my nigga. Whoever is in power in a democratic election is unequivocally the choice of the masses
thats stupid
Why, indian anon? Is it stupid because it's overpriced or something?
....Youre gonna bomb someone kid?
Jokes aside, that's just an upgraded, hackable custome firmware for f91w which adds some "smartwatch" functionalities like weather sensor. No, I ain't going to b0mb someone.
It's actually just hacker project from kickstater style website as said
f91w is based for its simplicity
you can buy an actual smartwatch for that money if you want to be gay
Our candidate selection sucks though, I would honestly rather see Quiboloy get elected than another UScumguzzler like Bam and his liberal cohorts
you could have just picked a commie if you hated amerilards
instead you'd rather go for the pedo, curious
what he said doesn't contradict that though
if you want to be gay
No thanks, I'm straight :). However, one thing that keep me slightly from buying f91w is the shitty backlight. But that doesn't matter since I can mod the light + cheapu price
What does the NEET flip do all day? clearly the weather too hot to play any games unless you got A.C blasting.
did indogchud forgot his trip?
Telling the same shit every new /asean/ thread since last year.
Don't care libtards bad
What does Duterte Brainrot does to a mfer
I feel like drawing. Where do i start?
loomis
commie if you hated amerilards
How new are you? Who do you think is financing those retards in the first place.
I need to get some good teas, where do you niggahs reccomend.
Vietnam/Malaysia?
Not going to China just cause I'm lazy to do their visa process. surely a SEA country must be producing decent tea.
UScumguzzler
At least go to the mountains and not be a LARPer anon
surely a SEA country must be producing decent tea
Lmao where did you get that idea from, SEAbVlls are coffee enjoyers
i think viet has chinese tea
can SEA nigs road trip into china
DOOMER LEVELING
Cardinal Chito didn't get the Papacy
(You) ARE HERE
Duterte Slate Semi Sweep
Sara Acquittal
Sara President
Can't be on dat coffee game too much, didn't bring my Grinder and French press and the instant powder coffee is good but way too much sugar.
Heh
There's probably USAID or NED or something helping, but another thing is our big corporations pay them off because it helps get rid of small to medium sized competitors.
Forces people to give up on farming and sell their land to real estate developers.
chuds
stfu and assemble my graphics card bitch
remember to reuse
please bomb taiwan so we can be the sole chip manufacturer
no one wants to be a pringles manufacturer
USAID
They were funded by the CCP until they got broke supporting Vietnam
You guys are too close to the chinese, give the USA more loving.
is this true?
ye
daddy issues does that
nah
he just materializing his fetish into a thread
WHAT THE SIGMA!?
youtu.be
Kino
True, but after the 1980s they obviously found other sources of funds for Jomas extended Dutch vacation
the shitty backlight.
Just buy the f105w, retard
The irony of the two biggest Networks in the cunt have the two biggest Diploma Mills for their watchers every elections (STI for ABS, AMA for GMA)
NHH
There two other empty treadmill and the girl decides to go on the one near me…
What does this mean?
she wants you
you need to take your meds NOW!
so the Cambo flag here is actually an American while the American flag here is actually a Lao
interesting innit
Nah i’m a diaspora. But I consider myself american more than cambodian.
And that is coming from the fingers of a person that badly needed one kek
fujo got /brit/ OP again
sea hijabi porn
Did you kiss your sister?
i gave my cousin head
NO NEED FOR BAGO BECAUSE FUCK PIGNOY
i told them to reuse that thoughever
There are two cambo guys.
I am the native one, and there is the american one.
Just buy f105 my nigga. Got f105 but after cracked body i buy f91w.
install THAT green app for the luls
a prossie added me as a friend and then offering her services for 300k
she's actually my kost-kostan neighbour
wew lads
don't she will drug you then stole your organs
You should go to a mamak enjoy the food there instead of wasting fucking petrol. I hope you find some company, loneliness is so painful.
vc with girl
she tells me my house looks like shit
damn...
time to do some spring cleaning aye
Hey bro my mouse is acting funky, do you know where I can get compressed air in phnom penh?
More like my semen, dignity and 3 month of electricity money if i were to do her. Thank god i'm poor and gooning to 2d help clear my mind instead of went for it.
$18 seems way too cheap.
you can even do $10 here if you feel like to play std's roullete with higer risk.
You average computer store on the street should have it.
Check PTC if you can't any
its a siciclian message. she called you a brokie
It's because there's a gun ban during elections so people who own guns (majority policemen/soldiers but also private gun owners) want to "use it while they can" so best way to do that is to magdump in the air thinking bullets magically disintegrate in the atmosphere or something.