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Is Tijuana worth visiting?
Someone asked the Brazilian about spinny and he crashed out hard
I masturbate so much sometimes i think if I didn't have a cock I would be like Albert Einstein.
Not in a tranny kind of way, but just like if i was free from these urges i'd have so much more room for productive things
be nice to jason, he legit looks like a guy who might kill himself or be arrested for cheesy pizza soon
cum con sex
Los Chapitos or La Mayiza?
Just speed fap and move on to something else more productive, mr einstein
What a strange outfit
i grief in games exclusively in servers that aren't american, all non americans must be dominated
it doesnt matter what i do or don't do, whenever i'm being productive my brain screams at me to stop, it's just too boring
that filter
grim
getting shleepy
I don't feel like /cum/ming, but I feel dizzy.
shes a raver (mega-slut + drug addict)
Not how my mind works
When the horny impulse is unlocked, it's the only thing on my mind for hours and hours
what
feeling uneasy and uncomfortable in my dingy incel bed
Which do you support?
lately whenever i watch porn i cant even manage much of an erection
im conflicted whether i should feel good or bad about that
just something i do out of habit rather than it actually feels good
i support total narco death
based
Only do it when you're actually horny
What region are you from? I take it not sinola
wish i was interested in math or something that would land me a job so i could just do that for the rest of my life and not worry about anything else
That's a lot of cats!
snapped at my dad today he is soooooo annoying
no gif version
KITTIN!
i understand that in theory but... you kno
hugs not drugs chud
seethe and cope
your jewish lady is doing great things for the country
megabased i used to do this to spanish servers in CS1.6, especially pubs where they could only kick me at most
Try not watching porn
i hate to break it to you but math majors usually arent all that employable
I like some old hip hop, but it still feels cringy somehow to listen to as a white dude
youtu.be
I suffer in Quebec.
id kms if i was from a norteño shithole
hello
is that part nafri or something
I like french women but im not sure about french canadians
the draw of french women is their unbathed stinky smelly pussy
I think french canadians would be too hygenic
watching KotH, like god intended
I should install a dating app and look at a bunch of girls in my area who would never have sex with me
hi
A man of taste
Damn... Most mexi-posters have been from the north I think. I wonder if they're all dead now
the draw of french women is their unbathed stinky smelly pussy
isnt there a book/movie about this?
half the time on these apps i just end up wacking off to the profiles. And then when i finish i close and uninstall it
i dont know why are you asking me like I read books on stinky pussy
are you that arab or something who was complaining about girls not being interested
Home in three day. Don't wash.
Do you see a magic carpet around here bitch
Incremental progress is still progress, but at least find something you actually want to do. Don't you want to learn an instrument or how to draw or anything?
why are black women so ill behaved?
Are you talking about me?
This is how every Canadian poster looks
It was honestly really easy for Trump to eradicate the tranny menace
I havent heard any tranny discourse since he snapped his fingers and un-existed them
cinema
cuz it dey culshure
feel like i have to poo and vomit
Democrats are realizing tranny rhetoric is an easy W for Republicans
ship them all off to iran
the ayatollah will personally see to their conversions
Similar interests but she ruined her arms with tattoos.
how german of you
SAY EMMA I HEAR YOU LIKE EM YOUNG
Grow up. A couple tattoos are fine.
evens i goon to feet porn
odds i goon to scat porn
i hate tattoos
not fine
female police officer
white women are feral demons
I know some /cum/posters who have recognized me over the years would just be really pissed to find out that I'm very attractive in real life. Something I think about sometimes
Not when the entire arms are full of them.
cant tell if thats actually an arab or a pajeet
i don't care if she's fucked 100 dudes or been in blacked pornos, if we're dating and exclusive it's all in the past
facts
absolutely irredeemable
unless youre a women i could care less
and even if you were a wamen id care even less
dont ask dont tell policy
watching cops beat up black people is one of my main pastimes, Youtube is full of videos where they ignore the simplest directions and escalate things to insane levels of violence and screaming.
being a cop in America must be such an adrenaline rush.
I imagine everyone here as attractive looking ectomorph autists.
Not suicidal but keep hoping I just fall asleep and don't wake up. Only thing is I'd feel bad leaving my cat friend
Useless
i really feel like i should've been born in japan or finland
soccer mexico is a cursed place
either youre born into privledge and enjoy a life on parity to any other developed nation
or the plebs and youre effectively stuck in a dysfunctional society and government
keep hoping I just fall asleep and don't wake up.
I drive recklessly without a seatbelt. I feel like dying in a car crash is a decent way to go. Like if it happens it happens
if i ever go to Brazil it's gonna be to re-enact Max Payne 3
what if you get paralyzed from the neck down and live to be 65
stumbled across a channel with 1 million subs but their channel only averages 7k views and their most watched video only has 200k views
nah. im definitely one of the ugliest
Who you is
kinda based but you run the risk of just getting horribly crippled to a point that your suffering is prolonged
anon is now veggie man
confined to a bed
shitting in a bag
barely able to move his eyes
fat jamaican nurses only change your diaper once a week
they forget to turn your TV on one day
so you are forced to lie in complete silence with absolutely nothing for 24 hours until they return
funding runs dangerously low
you are reassigned to state-funded somalian nurses
one of whom runs from the cops and gets arrested and put in jail for months
but the scheduling is so poor no one notices she was supposed to take care of you
and you slowly starve to death over the course of a week
neighbour reports a smell and weird squeaking noises
it's a colony of rats that have moved into your chest cavity after eating your innards
Haven’t been outside in a few days
me since the last 3 years
havent gone bike riding in a few weeks
Not saying. Better to leave that to the imagination
spent ALL DAY outside yesterday shooting guns, spent HALF of today outside organizing my car's trunk and BBQing
The only reason I go outside it's just go to work at my local Tim Hortons.
saaar
ectomorph
I look kinda like that except weirder. Like my arms are kinda long and hand down weirdly. Legs are long too
But then I have a short upper body
All good things come with risks
and you didn't offer me any bbq? what the hell bro?
nice tits
i tried calling but your mom said you were in your gooncave having a "goon sesh"
Yeah I used to do that till I saw ppl paralyzed from doing that. No half measures anon. Death isn't a certainty if you play reckless, instead you can end up in an even worse hell and now no mobility to even kys if you wanted to.
This
No you're not
My plan when I was younger was to get really visibly drunk, stumble around in public and then when I saw a semi truck driving by "fall" headfirst under the wheels. My reasoning being it'd be easier for family to cope if it looked like an accident and not somet deliberate. But then I kinda realized how fucked that is for the driver of said truck. Anyways I actually saw a video online once that I'm pretty sure that's what he was doing. I mean he could've just actually fell but it looked pretty unnatural, think it was a guy who had same idea as me and actually executed it. Gotta say it did have plausible deniability. I watched the video many times and even if it seemed a bit "off" it was impossible to say for certain it wasn't just a really unfortunate accident. Which is exactly how I'd have wanted it to go. At least give loved ones some room to cope
yeah but that was only for half the day come on man not cool, bbq sounds amazing
till I saw ppl paralyzed from doing that. No half measures anon. Death isn't a certainty if you play reckless, instead you can end up in an even worse hell and now no mobility to even kys
Likelihood is low. And if someone crashed hard enough to get paralyzed, a seatbelt probably wouldn't have helped much
It doesn't matter to me
alright next time i'll save you some ribs, I made shrimp skewers with pineapple, half rack of ribs, chicken burger, tatos (potatoes but i say tatos), and a big garden salad
has some nice frosty beers with it too. you really did miss out honestly.
Not being a White Man in the Anglosphere would be worse than death. I would instantly slit my wrists if I woke up a Fingol or a Jap
Just pushed out a literal mountain of poo and im afraid theres more to come
i wonder if it's worse to be a non in a thirdie country or a non in a 1st world country, forced to live with the ever-present fact that you will never be white.
how to i become a /cum/ celebrity? do i have to facedox?
You gotta post face + penis and then we decide a nickname for you
total
normgroid
death
my penis is fucked up looking
damn anon was feasting tonight. I always like to bring jalapenos and cream cheese all wrapped in bacon and you sit them on the grill low and slow and they're amazing
Basically just by being a lolcow but being more on the engaging side and having fun lore dumps instead of being one of those schizos who just spams relentlessly. Also yeah facedox and the rest is probably down to luck.
nurses are walking catastrophes, most of them are alcoholic sluts who destroy the lives of everyone around them. insane that we trust them to administer medications.
we'll call you freaky benis
insane that we trust them
Speak for yourself. Mostly only very old people and very young people I think have any illusions about nurses. The rest of us remember them from HS and college and know exactly what kind of braindead sluts they really are
i would facedox but i want to find love on interpals without some schizo from this site stalking me
jalapenos and cream cheese all wrapped in bacon
my sister made these for New Year's Eve and they were amazing. she also did asparagus wrapped in prosciutto with goat cheese, quite delicious but the resulting farts were an insult to God himself.
lewd RPing with character ai again award
they're more important than the doctors you dolt
theyre allowed to be drunk and slutty like cops and firefighters
she also did asparagus wrapped in prosciutto with goat cheese
I've never done it that fancy, normally I just wrap the asparagus in cream cheese and ham hah. still good but not quite at that level
You have received a steam award!
it's a clown, isn't it...?
It was a clown
Saar go f*CK yourself
nice
epic
i like it
would facedox
Don't. First this isn't Anon Babble. Secondly there's really good facial recognition search engines available right now and probably better if your face isn't associated with Anon Babble if anyone enters it into one of those.
Just not true
well ive already been posting my face on int since 2017
t. nursefag
This is off topic, don't hate me, But Jesus died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Satan, And gave us the holy spirit. He is the king. Spreading the gospel.
based
Jesus loves iceland???????????
You're probably good desu. Thankfully threads 404 although these days a lot get archived. But not all of them.
you're not going to find a weeb gamer thot without tattoos
based
What happened to Iceland anon anyways?
have you ever hurt someone's feelings on Anon Babble?
Fixing the problems of Canada would be easier than fixing any other country in the West. It's a total layup and yet leafbros act like the battle is already lost.
good night buds
jannies...
god isn't real. dumbass.
night bud
posting your IP address is not a good idea
night bud
jannies only appear if you say something racist, like saying Bloody Mary in the mirror 3 times except it's the gamer word
that's not my actual ip address, my real ip address is localhost
it's been five minutes since someone /cum/posted
undo decades of real estate hyperinflation
hire doctors, teachers, police
deport 100000 fast food employees and college dropouts
create literally any successful business that isn't funded by burgers
exile quebec
and that's only the start
/cum/ has fallen
Sorry I'm gooning
I've left my apartment to get a box of timbits.
how do i make my dick bigger
deport 100000 fast food employees and college dropouts
Are you serious? 100k? A senate report found that the total number of immigrants, when including asylum seekers, temporary foreign workers, and fake international students, has exceeded two million per year since 2020. Canada needs to deport 10-20 million migrants just to get back to something resembling 2015, which was still pretty fucked back then
I don't always post here and sometimes a different icelander posts here
i refuse to patronize Tim Hortons because of indians
lewd rp done award.
ive done worse
i have the most confusing boner right now
post an excerpt
Is it shaped like a question mark?
deporting half of your population is retarded
maybe i lowballed it but you massively overshot
i already deleted my account
no it's just caused by girls dressed like clowns doing slightly erotic things
hatred
Canada has a population only slightly bigger than California. You still, at this late hour, could fix demographic issues without forcibly removing a single person, just by prioritizing your own and crashing the meme economy. Every Canadian man could be given a cabin with 100 acres and you'd still have 2 million square miles of wilderness to spare.
hire doctors, teachers, police
I dream of a world where those aren't necessary.
drinking milk
what's the strangest thing someone has called you from this website?
"femboy mommy" is one for me
just by prioritizing your own and crashing the meme economy.
the only economy is the meme economy
Every Canadian man could be given a cabin with 100 acres and you'd still have 2 million square miles of wilderness to spare.
the population density is in 3 spots right on the southern border because the rest is unlivable
>hire doctors, teachers, police
I dream of a world where those aren't necessary.
if someone gets hit by a drunk driver i think it would be cool if they survived
why the fuck do you have that image saved
find necromancer in windhelm trying to find a tome
Offer help in finding it in a cave
Necromancer arrives at the end of cave after killing like 15 other necromancer
"Find the hidden conjuration tome"
Find tome is destroyed
Necromancer reveals he wants to become a woman
Multiple dialogue options
All the way at the bottom
"You are what you are. Accept that"
Necromancer says okay then tells you to leave the cave
Leave the cave
Return to the cave
Necromancer is dead on the floor
What did they mean by this
grow up
when people tell me to grow up
Pendejo
I am genuinely puzzled
the mod is going to get taken down now
deporting half of your population is retarded
I don’t care. This is my country, and I want my country back. Canada is not for the whole world to engage in low skill labour or real estate speculation; it’s my home.
maybe i lowballed it but you massively overshot
No, I did not. If you look at official data, half of this country’s population is either 1st or 2nd generation immigrants. We are beyond full, and they have to go back.
the second generation chinese kids working im hospitals benefit canada a lot more than you do
If jesus loved me he'd let me get a taste of his mom's immaculate virgin pussy
do skyrim modders use AI voices now
He defeated Satan
If God is omnipotent why does he allow Satan to exist?
they are only in demand because of thirdie influx putting immense strain on the healthcare system.
they're a symptom of a bigger problem.
I do not give a fuck. If gay Chinese nurses want to smell Indian boomers clogging up our health system, they should move to India.
hatred
Canada's mass immigration experiment has not excactly been a success
terrible mood
maybe a goon will do me up
how about guyrim
im mot going back
import 75 avg IQ thirdies
whoa, why is productivity dropping?!
Must be socioeconomic factors
im
mot
browns don't belong in the west, it's really that simple
shrimple?
what are you going to do about it
The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it.
LOL
Did she really say that?
they will argue about how their tribe of shitskin low iq bumfuck retards are actually different and beneficial to white countries AND how they're secretely better than white people like the saudi flag does every day
a quesadilla with sour cream, pico de gallo and guacamole would be amazing right now
lots of racists here right now!
I got you covered homie
Sounds nasty
AND how they're secretely better than white people
They argue this in...English?
Statistically speaking, 9/10 people enjoy smelling their own farts
HATRED
would like an accurate count on this and also how many eat their own boogers. I never let a good one go to waste myself, I would like to see a society in which booger enjoyers arent oppressed
love
which salsa would be your go to choice? tapatio, valentina, etc
would like an accurate count on this
it is actually 90%
Omg my cat has the fucking smelliest shits imaginable the entire house fills up with this absolutely RANCID smell for like 15 minutes. It's because he won't eat fucking anything else but this one particular chicken and gravy cat food. He won't eat anything else. The smell is so bad my eyes are burning.
put his litterbox outside
I can't too risky since I don't have any enclosed outdoor space.
uh well maybe splurge for the autocleaning litterbox I guess
Lol
Don't get one of those that decapitate your cat
damn what kinda litterboxes do you have going on in icyland
Most of the americans in this thread are mexicans. We need to resolve this. Annex mexico.
damn you guys just can't get enough mexicans
Never heard of ones thst do that. Maybe in china
Decrapitates your shit
I have one of those and it's great. Just make sure you change out the bag as soon as it says it's full if not just before, they're a bitch to clean if they get gummed up and they won't work
Yeah.
spilled freshly ground weed all over my desk
how can someone be religious in the year 2025 you must really be stupid
other cultures contributions to society: science, philosophy, arts and culture
hispanic contributions: ?
Marriage counseling
it's not complicated, people who have nothing to look forward to still need hope, and people who have made huge mistakes still need a reason to start over
Schizojeet
You won't call Muhammad a pedophile
you dont need religion for that
they're a bitch to clean if they get gummed up
deesgustink
religious
define religious. Do you mean believing in a higher sort of intelligence or just following religion as a whole?
yes
why do you keep spamming this
Bunda and tacos
*i* don't, *you* don't, but some people do. the human condition is complex and cannot be represented by any one individual. i don't get it but there's a lot of things humans do other than religion that i don't get either
We don't want to annex you because then we'd have too many pajeets.
US two child policy social credit score +1,000,000
Muhammad was an illiterate pedophile
Christ was the son of a whore
Because you're an autistic jeet
I dont follow any religion but its almost the opposite for me, I think you must be really stupid to not see all the patterns that emerge in nature pointing to some sort of intelligent design, whatever the hell this means.
you know jeets don't worship muhammad right
IM LIVIN IN THAT 21ST CENTURY
DOIN SOMETHIN MEAN TO IT
everything points to the big bang
If you bought the evolution meme you will literally fall for anything
it's true, i fell for the spider meme. oh fuck, he's here
According to census data, only 32% of “Indian-Canadians” are Hindoos
the big bang just happened randomly bro, trust me its all random
evolution happens because..it just happens ok?
uhh yes?
Ending the day with 400 mg of coffee and zero mg of water in my system
just ignore all the scientific evidence bro
mogs monotheists
there is no proof god exists
Coffee and soda is mostly water
I consume about 1000 mg of caffeine every day/night
le problem of evil
redditors really want a sky janny
what scientific evidence? scientists dont even understand were consciousness emerges from. The fact that we know about the big bang and evolution suggests that their is some sort of intelligent design that we dont understand but people in general are so retarded that they cant look beyond the scope of religion vs atheism
but coffee is a diuretic, so you will end up pissing out more water than you take in.
That's not the point dumbass
I consume about 1000 mg of caffeine every day/night
nigga wtf, isnt this like 10 cups of coffee?
then you drink more coffee
google it. im not gonna explain the universe to you
Just drink some water sometimes, ok?
than you take in.
As opposed to the water that never leaves your body?
Yes. I drink about 4 to 6 espressos and americanos mixed together
I wish I wasn’t such a goddamn fuck-up
consciousness emerges from the brain idiot
Was looking at a racial demographics map of the twin cities and the Hispanic area overlapped with White areas and the Asian area overlapped with Black areas. Quite bizarre.
NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics
after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness
then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs
and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make
and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!
and that’s why you are here
and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur
oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same!
it's ok redditleaf, one day you'll get a job at timmies
Hispanics are working in service jobs for the whites. Asians are running small businesses that service the blacks. Easy explanation.
yup
might eat a bunch of iron and turn myself into a human magnet and stand on my head at the north pole and fling us all into space
I have made up my mind already.
I wouldn't care if you did.
I AM A BANANA
Huh
there is life under the ocean on europa
who tf been scratching europa with their finger
idiots would rather believe a jewish book written two thousand years ago instead of all the evidence and math
scientists dont even understand were consciousness emerges from.
Do religious people understand where it emerges from?
Saying this abstract entity hecking zapped it into you isn't much of a concrete answer
Religio-fags can barely even define the soul, can't prove its existence or properties
This is the botton of a cooking pot
Look at me manipulate my wife into developing amnesia
Yeah!
Yeah!
HATRED
what about a handbananar...
I think there is a God, when I look at the universe.
*pulls out calculator*
*puts it in scientific mode*
*beep boop bip bip beep*
It says God isn't real
When it orbits around Jupiter, the gravity is intense enough to flex the whole planet. Kinda like tides! It heats the ocean as well.
its over
thundastorm outside boys
you're retarded and you dont even know what you're talking about. Scientists DO NOT KNOW how consciousness emerges in the brain and conciousness byt itself is not even properly understood, hence why its one of or if not the biggest misteries in science. The biggest mistery of quantum mechanics is the collapse of the wave function and the concious observer effect.
God isn't real because I can see him. Math? Numbers? so true!!!!
this dog is a FRAUD!
its all brain waves its not that complicated retard
What's interesting is time began to exist at the big bang, before there was no time, it's bewildering to think of a reality where there is no time
bimbo whores
yes, you do suffer
I wouldnt know since I'm not religious, both atheists and religious people are two sides of the same coin, how can you affirm something you dont really know or understand? I wouldnt call myself agnostic either since I feel that everything points to some sort of intelligent design that is beyond the rational human comprehension, the same way there are colors we cant see and theres no possible way for us to even imagine or comprehend how those colors might look like.
New
eat healthy and stay lean.
kys trannt