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Poo smells lmao

My wife got felt up by the yoga instructor

that BITCH, I told her not to squeal

Did you watch?

inshallah she must pay

you is smart you is kind you is important

Thank you dj Khaled

im soooooooo bored

that yoga instructor? me

this anon has beaten up Genichiro in sekiro
congratulate him lads

Quintessentially american picture

business idea: hot women step on me

Business idea: make women hot by shooting them at the sun

does tinder even work nowadaysl? fuck this faggot ass world runned by algorithms

you can't trust lesbians at all these days

The algorithm has determined you are an incel get fucking owned

i get more likes on bumble and hinge than on tinder.

That's pretty hardcore ngl

Grilling a flank steak tonight

I had bright blond hair as a kid and now it's dirty blond

thinkin of waking the bus down to the ocean to chill for a few hours
i love summer so much

that's why you should be a gigachad thundercock

I had white blond and now it's dirty brown (not even mid 20s but there's not so much hair left anyway)
Everything in my life fucks me over again and again and again

akshually I'm a volcel, imagine chasing some std ridden whore that will probably goast you sooner or later

yeah I've heard bumble is much better. The thing is, it seems that 9 out of 10 females are gorlock tier in most dating apps, most are feminist, trashy roasties in general.

Is bumble different in that sense or is it the same?

I am not against these 3 options but they don't knock on my door younowhachumsayin, nigga?

summer doesnt start in may

it's 82 degrees outside

Same, except really dark brown which looks like reddish brown in correct lighting

Those are terrible options

beggars can't be choosers

i think the libruls are right and we need to figure out a new way of law enforcement that isn't policing as we know it today. even if you ignore racial differences, what we're doing now doesn't work at all.

What’s for lunch

FINALLY managed to win a Balatro run after like 14 hours.

Bro went homesick

I could out-cum anybody in this thread no contest

what level were you on

we need AI cops who aren't too pussy to arrest criminals

i think the libruls are right and we need to figure out a new way of law enforcement that isn't policing as we know it today

True. Essentially you have to have military police in black neighborhoods to keep them calm and not wildin out

What's the right following action

that would only solve 50% of crime

well we could do something similar with the mexicans and then we'd be essentially fine

balatro

that would not solve crime in my majority white state, hence why i prefaced the initial post with "if you ignore racial differences"

Guaran-fucking-tee they'd start calling the ai racist, either that or the ai would be specifically programmed to treat niggers like babies

more like Blyatro

I feel like brown girls are the last kind to be into incels
Cels are usually nerdy whereas browns are extroverted

Final Destination: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

mentioning VTMB a week ago has exponentially increased mentions of the game in /cum/

nice... it's a good game

what crime are you complaining about

the majority of crime here, violent and non-violent, is meth-related

if you let commies have any say, they would advocate no cops, AI or otherwise
they don't deserve rights

t. west virginian

Commies will quite literally say that they would not need police, because "People wouldn't commit crimes" in a commie system. Capitalism is what makes people commit crimes.

yes they're insane retards

What did you guys get your moms for Mother's Day? I got her a mystery-themed jigsaw puzzle (it doesn't have a picture on the front; you're supposed to assemble it using written clues and then use visual clues in the puzzle to solve a mystery).

Lesbian massage therapists and yoga instructors ALWAYS get handsy if they determine the other woman might be cool with it. They consider it part of the... 'service'.

salmon dinner and matcha tea

my mom doesnt want anything and gets upset when e or my sister still get her something. Her entire house is full of plants and succulents so she tells usto stop sending flowers

ey amigo its ocupado

Build her some sort of greenhouse to keep her plants in.

what we're doing now doesn't work at all.

you mean ignoring the people who commit the most crime?

Im not adept with those kinds of projects, plus theres nowhere on her property to put one

one of the worst aspects of /cum/ is that i have to have the same conversation 5 times over because people don't read the whole thread despite there only being 74 posts

I read one of Jordan Petersons books and he said when he was young he tried to use socialism as a replacement for religion, but he got turned off when he realized socialists don't actually care for the poor, they just want to spite the rich

brett cooper can get it

would you suck cock if you were a woman?

got her a bundt cake from the local bakery. she absolutely loved it

Why does she have a boy name

that's a problem with you, personally

i don't like to agree with peterson, but he's speaking from experience there.
we have a fairly large socialist party that exists solely out of spite

I CANT READ

I lost so much respect for Jordan Peterson when I learnt he had to get in an artificial coma to become clean from benzos.

First you idolize then you demonize then you humanize
Your old ass should know that

sounds like he read orwell's the road to wigan pier

incorrect. if you can't even read the reply trees to a post before asking a question that has already been answered, you are retarded.

you will never find a satisfactory conversation b/c you never try to define your goals.

youtube.com/watch?v=xe3NUKCnZp4

HUSH NOW BABY, BABY, DON'T YOU CRYYYYY
MAMMA'S GONNA MAKE ALL OF YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TRUE
MAMMA'S GONNA PUT ALL OF HER FEARS INTO YOU
MAMMA'S GONNA KEEP YOU RIGHT HERE, UNDER HER WING
SHE WON'T LET YOU FLY, BUT SHE MIGHT LET YOU SING
MAMMA'S GONNA KEEP BABY COSY AND WAAAAAAAAAARM

you just have poor reading comprehension

i'm trying to be generous with you, b/c the implied goal of "policing doesn't work unless 100% of crime is eliminated" is just retarded

is meth-related

wow well there's your problem.

estimated home value up $30,000 since i bought it and its only been 4 months

My dad asked if sister in law if she would rather be approached by a man or a bear and she said bear lmao

I just don't like women and the complexity they add to my life. If I was Chad, I would have sex with women that approach me and that would be that. But alas that is not the case, so porn it is

Anime isnt even real so how is it an option thougbbeit

If death takes me now, I’m sorry I failed to be human. I’m sorry I failed to love and failed to breathe. Dreams yield bitter taste as sweetness sails away in the sunset. Sleep, now take me. Sleep or more.

Why do cum posters type like autists

Forsooth, 'tis folly to goon to anime and yet greater folly to not goon at all

is helldivers 2 worth buying

penis

How am I typing like an autist

yee. And I wish you nerds would do a co-op session for once

>I just don't like

>If I were

>But, alas,

Why don't you learn how to write instead of butchering the English language?

mines gone down like $15k in the last year kek

where did this sore throat come from

i didn't even go outside yesterday

I have it but meh seems pretty repetitive

why did you buy it then

See what i mean.

kek

reading a book

How often do you shave?
I've heard that some girls don't like guys with beards—do you think you look better or worse with one? Do you ever feel like having a beard makes you look unkempt? Also, do you ever cut or bruise yourself while shaving? What methods or products have you found work best to prevent those kinds of wounds? Thank you

reading a book

twice a week since i dont leave the house

"2 pages of Mein Kampf before bed" - Kanye West

youtube.com/watch?v=DSfiPrhpeF8

I am now old so every other day, it grows so fast that it gets itchy if I don't

all the research i've seen suggests women prefer some facial hair. basically you want to look like her dad.

What do you think

youtube.com/watch?v=l0kdbhxRuCc

twas a wolf what took samuel

everyone said it was fun (it was merely ok)

twas naruto what took deshawn

But 18-19 year old girls hate guys with beards

thanks linkedin. I will definitely apply for these positions in cities hundreds if not thousands of miels away

they're putting gay chemicals in the tap water

As long as your girl can come and cum with you I literally fail to see what the issue is, thank you

only on incels like you

get mobile buddy
your ancestors had to move around to find opportunity

I run a clipper over my face once every 10-14 days

Don't they have that picture of guys with beards and clean shaven guys and how clean shaven looked much sharper? Thank you

Someone of his team has to get him of social media for a while. He is making a fool out of himself!

some of them are still mentally 14 and want to lose their virginity to BTS
the others are imagining a duck dynasty beard which gives them the ick because of conservatism
you don't want to go clean-shaven

Was this liberty?

You should've studied computer engineering or CS + applied math.
Instead, you went with a meme degree like mechanical engineering—and now you’re stuck relocating, working long hours at a plant, and getting underpaid for it.

i was born a jawlet so i have stubble to give it shape

you're a jawlet b/c you were a mouth breather and malnourished as a child

Burnt ends sandwich from gates buds
I had onion rings as well

grr, black people are so stupid

NOOOOOOOOOO STOP LETTING THEM GO TO SCHOOL, THEY NEED TO STAY RETARDED

I honestly don’t see the problem with relocating if it means you get to live with your woman.

My dad is a mechanical engineer. He had to work in a thermoelectric plant in the Amazon rainforest, a chemical plant, and several other rough environments. At least there’s a compensating differential to make up for it. But mechanical engineering is a very tough profession. This is my two cents on it.

if you want us to collectively blame my parents that is fine, but the point remains that factors outside of my control left me with a facial structure that is not attractive, with the options for improvement being reconstructive surgery or simply growing a beard.

they made school worse

It didn't make blacks smart, it made whites more retarded

they were already in school
after decades of being in school with whites they're still as retarded as they ever were

care to try again, lil guy?

Rip Cotton Hill

N

Here's your Canadian aryan white wife

Sorry mom no time to talk I'm studying

NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT POST STATISTICAL EVIDENCE OF IMPROVED GRADUATION RATES, YOU FUCKING NERD

Why does the female reproductive system look like baphomets head?

It's designed to lure you in just like Satan

how does improved graduation rates and degree attainment prove blacks got smarter

wew, someone didnt learn how to read

Crazy that women are just walking around with a whole cavern system in their pants

i would die for her

Do the semen and urine travel through the same channel?

Why do you congratulate women on their pregnancy?

yes hello by the way congratulations for stripping naked and sucking Chad's cock and him squirting inside you and inseminating you like a cow on a farm

Am I doing it right?

Michael...

umm blacks need unlimited access to white people or they will all die or something....

Gonna try this pick up line on a girl "Girl I want to inseminate you like a sow on a farm..you're so fine"
Wish me luck

Just give niggers Louisiana and be done with it

best of luck bro

I feel like that's kind of sexy desu but you'd need the right girl to say it to
I always wanted to make a fat girl oink for me in bed

you're supposed to say "o algo"

you'd need the right girl to say it to

A mentally cracked girl would probably like it

EVERY girl likes it if your face and height warrants it
AWALT

How do you even get addicted to ciggies? I get addicted to jerking off but that shit actually feels good, with cigs the only good puff is your first and then the nicotine won't hit as hard ever again

this thing a ours (gay sex in new jersey)

nicotine, obviously

yeah thats accurate; missing fatties BIG TIME tho.
Im a forever alone. I get offers from prostitutes, fatties, trans, hags, ~some ethnics Im just being picky on, and some very charming gay people I regret being straight for.
FYI when I say 'offers' I mean she literally said word for word 'be my boyfriend'. This is in addition to the normal attention & eye contact bullshit girls think is flirting but really isn't.

A *normal* woman is pretty hard to find; and my standards are pretty fucking low.

congratulations.

I dont understand why USA is on team Pakistan. US business has been making a strong alliance with India; whats the goal there? China makes more sense they hate India.

blue team is gonna win in 2028 but after that I am deeply skeptical.

blue state big cities needed radical YIMBY policies a decade ago. red states are going to continue to gain political clout simply by being more friendly to housing development

you look like this

Proof?

Traveled to a 3rd world country and because I'm unvaxxed they made me get an mmr vaccine and now I have autism :(

Need a soda

Tsmt

You're such a little monkey

So many ads on tv are starting to use AI slop and I’m sure not that many people will actually notice (especially older generations) but once you know that AI look you can’t unsee it and it’s BOTHERING me

libtards make me so angry

We need to rape and murder all AI

Same, and my mom watches some true crime show where the narrator is the generic ai voice people use for YouTube shorts. It's so trashy and low effort.

all my niggas sexting AI

are you capable of evil?

i am playing persona 5 royal

Unfortunately only a third of the table of contents of the article fitted

mitsuru
rise
haru

Im going to make you regret bullying me

I like to use it to create sex images thoughever

I am playing Elden Ring

I played Persona 3 and hated it
but Yuka-chan is the perfect waifu

posture can affect the position of the bones in your throat and the muscles attached to those can shift and push the fat forward.

If it's just you getting fatter, maybe remove it or some shit. Lipo it.

incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill

Ask your gay sexbot to generate an image of someone raping an AI

my teacher is a bloody maid

is that a bad game or something

You're projecting your browness again

thrilling debates in the /cum/

yes. Id hardly even call it a game

Even if that pic is true, then that just suggests you just need to become an asshole

reload sucks my balls

oh dear. i suppose i'll steer clear for now

feel up the yoga instructor as revenge.

AI gives you free access to good professionals of all areas

No, it suggests that I need better genetics

I'm going to play with your dick

Brown recognize brown

havent played reload, but at least the models are better

I genuinely don't understand how people live pay check to pay check
I have never worked a good job. The highest paid job i had was like $21.5/hr
Yet i've never once needed to worry about finances cause it's incredibly easy to just budget and save each month.
Feels like you'd have to be incredibly short term minded not to be able to do this

You must live in a cheap state

that would be rude

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

My mum was talking about my sister's wardrobe, and she started talking about wanting uniforms for schools.

Dr. Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, a former Google data scientist, was given complete access to PornHub's search and views data. He found that women were more than twice as likely as men to search for videos where women are abused, coerced into sex, or are depicted as being raped. Women preferred videos with tags like "painful anal crying", "public disgrace", "extreme brutal gangbang", "forced", or "rape".

Women don't care about personality, neither good nor bad

davidowitz

Taco de birria dorado

i search for "forced" sometimes but a lot of websites have removed that tag

youtube.com/watch?v=O1KUomqrfek

this is what america used to be about

Your mom is jealous of your sister
She misses being young and getting ogled by guys probably

Currently not have racist thoughts

i'm gonna ask about male uniforms

Nigga thinks he's Freud

the high school girls around here had a trend recently of wearing these fake "knit" tank tops I guess you'd say, without a bra underneath.

very hot on some girls, but on other ones you can see the benefit of bras

Pas never stops being weird

A 2014 study published in the Journal of Sex Research found that over 60% of women have had rape fantasies

Shit is wild. Crazy the divorce between feminist rhetoric v.s what women actually want

i see....

Ehrm why are you looking at high school girls? Anon...

Mum says she wants boys to wear uniforms too. What did she mean by that.

Yes. Uniforms might be a good policy.

My sister is in high school still

I am NOT wearing a skirt ok!

why dont we sail the 7 seas

You'd have to wear something like

Hard times ahead

She knows if she said only the girls that it would make her jealousy apparent

*talking to the DJ at a wedding*

"can you play Heil Hitler by Kanye West?"

They might....
Lol

Monkeys can't swim

They might....

school is one thing but also have any of you been to a beach lately? nearly every girl is running around with her whole ass on display

business idea: semen

That makes it better!

it's kind of interesting, you see all this crazy trans stuff and blah blah and girls on the beach essentially naked but for a few strategically placed strings.

but men aren't wearing speedos more, they look the same as ever

they look the same as ever

men's fashion has been the same since like the 1890s

1890's is too far back. men don't wear suits anymore

The suits are basically the same THOUGH. We just don't wear hats now.

I wear a suit

I hate Homer Simpson

me btw

yeah but if only politicians and wall street guys and The Report of the Week wear suits and nobody else does it's pretty clear they're not a men's fashion item anymore.

lighten up, grimey

where are the sexicans?

Teachers do. And random folks you see out sometimes too. We NEED to retvrn...

i got fucked in the mouth, in the ass and in the pussy by most guys in my town,, tips on how to leave my town? its hard... they view me as a sexual object. is that what i am? most of them fetshize my mental instability..

youtube is recommending me nothing but garbage again

210490928

drank too much yesterday. woke up in the middle of the night and i was having trouble breathing

chuds wany women to have lots of babies but also to never be pregnant

Now, I want to now why they dopped BRAP acv from their store. Did you watch the video?

but men aren't wearing speedos more

I wore a speedo when I was in Europe (when in rome) was kind of nice actually

twitter is all just someone making saying something and then someone else saying

@grok THIS IS FAKE NEWS RIGHT?

Why did you have trouble breathing? Did you consume opioids as well?

@grok is this true

what is a grok

making saying

Saaar

twitter is all just someone making saying something

plz stop being an indian cum is not for saars

new

Sorry that's what happens when you try to edit your posts sometimes

not really sure. think i was just very exhausted and dehydrated

Where once there roamed,
Across the Plains,
The Indian and the Scout;
The Swede with alcoholic breath
Sets rows of cabbage out