John Atkinson Grimshaw edition
/brit/
Unbelievably depressed and despondent
I like how she says "nour" instead of no
BARGE! FLIMSHAW!
Can you get me an American girlfriend? Need some mutt minge
Why don't Americans sing their national anthem
They all just watch one guy sing it and then clap
I've never known why they do this
wait are you bulliedbumbolelad
Arseholelad strikes again
Yh
umm rorke...what's that *points down to the leftypol shaped protuberance bulging out of rorke's tummy*
bulliedbumbolelad!
Gen Z workers are getting fired at a higher rate than previous generations
Fucking love the hot weather lads. Was at the shop earlier, and there's tanned, fit jailbait walking around with half their arses hanging out their jean shorts
Rorke, pack it in lad
they put their hands over their chest tbf
rorke eating bone dry nuggets and chips because he's ran out of ketchup
is it itchy
"To fall in love with God is the greatest romance; to seek him the greatest adventure; to find him, the greatest human achievement"- Saint Augustine of Hippo
Why would you do this to yourself?
Roses
Grimshaw fucking rips. I love his paintings. Peak comfycore.
Similar vibes to this photo btw
need them 'aped
i shrimply cannot believe it xD
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES
Fuming. It must stop.
Need to eat some fanny that tastes like cheeseburgers, sick of the beans on toast fanny
uganda be kiddin me!
janny takes a holiday
we all arsehole posting in here?
whats that got to do with shrimps
shrimple as that!
the foxes outside just made a noise like an angry gorilla and I think they're coming for me like what that family in dog soldiers did to sean pertwee and the lads
Premier League > La Liga
my neighbours collie was begging me to gut it so i did
but only
in my own
time
erm
uganda has shrimps i suppose
It’s over
fuck you fuck you
Mental mong hours
Going to sleep
How do you use worcestershire sauce?
Pop it on me eggs x
i pour it on chicken breast makes it less dry
Huh
you use it when your food need a meaty/salty "kick"
I'm very fond of putting as much of it as I can on my burgers and in my bolognese
put it on this lads arsehole
put it on cheese toasties and that
*enters brit*
Mix it into tuna
I swig it from the bottle when I want a snack but don't want to eat anything
Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay
you only have to glance at this woman to know that she's from britain
gut that collie like i did that boy
Sure if you send all your pics at once.
A tad extreme but all the answers were noticed thank you guys
Joymie, foind thayt cleep... yeah, thayt wun...
Stop stalking my IP
didn't talk to any birds at the gig as i'm an autist
You’re sick
some unpleasant types coming into this thread now
don't like it, not one bit
The Irish looks Russian.
my evil doppelganger keeps using the bog and not flushing and ominously standing at the foot of my bed while I'm trying to sleep
just wish the fella would FUCK OFF
Just fingered my arse lads haha
No
Lea & Perrins is the best version, as the others all taste too strongly of cloves.
Let's commit suicide.
If tha ivver does owt for nowt allus do it for thysen
have it on my cheese on toast
i get the lidl one
lynchesque
Post your arse hole lad, worked for me
I buy a big one, it lasts longer
cloudberg is expected tomorrow
got dancing with a nice girl at the gig earlier
didnt talk to her
He should probably lose some pounds ta
My asshole looks gray.
what does dancing look like for guy?
turns out my doppelganger is actually the "good one"
he's a very affable man, apparently
rorke show this fool
I knew it would end here
It's the name of an ancient city. Today it is called Annaba, Algeria
m knight shyamalanesque
Dasha Nekrassova
I gave it as thorough a review as I could stomach, lad.
like ace rimmer?
Good.
trick is
you pierce their naval with sharp bits of lego first
then you bring out the switchblade
tolerance and trustbuilding
i call this
I'm heading to bvi
its nekrasova
so this is rorke
Thinking of getting an arsejob. Getting rid of the stretches and then a bit of bleaching.
Good.
faris badone
I don't. I buy bestershire sauce instead
thought i sent you to bed gyps
can't sleep?
if you dont know how to dance then im sorry for you
practice in the mirror
The truth.
uhhh how do you know that?
Feel like SHIT
roar
Stop stalking me
Today i have inserted fingers into my arse
Soon British Virgin islands
Not possible.
Oh yeah? Good for you.
Look like SHIT
Lads haha I'm quirky give me a cheeky you haha
Yeah.
Have a you from the Caribbean
Survivor
I cant breathe
Get her wed and bred
shut the fuck up moron
she's 17 years younger than me
oh hi employetroon, am your new supervisor!
I will take that.
Find women like this more arousing than any pornstar, popstar or actress on earth
I'm having flashbacks of trump and Epstein on saint John's yatch club lol
nth for the shrimpdem
British humour.
For me its those tight black Nike shorts they all like to wear :)
I am not English.
no one care me
Dasha, you're a married woman.
Missusborough don't do spice
Missusborough think sichuan pepper tastes like cleaning product
Missusborough's mopping up her mapo tofu no problem
Women with penises
that drives me crazy
I am not French.
catberg's gone mental
Putting a crew together to jump rorke
You know.
(*^_^*)
watching some BBC rn
lavender and grapefruit...
Might that be a floral gin with some tonic in?
Desperate to hurt rorke, hate racism
I will take that.
pope bob
If there's anything I've learned playing wingman for my buddy James, the powerbottom, it's that the gays make some pretty alright drinks.
Also that James is both helpless and gormless.
Dude has no gorm.
So I've been thinking
Gotta be Eastern European.
science proved that "high-test" turns you into a homosexual
Hahahaha Dasha Nekrasova haha Dasha Nekrasova
Sorry but who do you think you are?
Yo professor.
Pope should get blacked
Die.
You are die?
No.
you're not allowed to do that in the New World Order
The Antichrist will think for you
Good.
Good picture.
Mad how I'm unfazed over images of dead children
Fuck you
mad how i am unfazed over low quality yank posts
Everything is true, lol.
I don't know a single woman who likes a negroni. Negroes? Sure. Negronis? Not so much.
That's not good. It means you have hardness of heart. You are spritually darkened.
happy mother's day lads
how do I listen to lana del rey without it showing up in my youtube recommendations?
That's it.
Mom, the gypsybot thinks it's people again!
Anon Babble poster tries to say something without alluding to BBC ....challenge mode impossible
incognito
nowt wrong with lana
they celebrate it on another day
in march
rattled
worked
mad
Great grandpa killed a lot of japs LOL
If Hitler couldn't pass the test, what makes you think I would?
Good.
I'm already using incognito... I just don't want to sign out because it's annoying
and I don't want her music popping up all the time
logged on in incognito
why
This.
I wonder if a woman’s ever seen in me in public and thought to herself “yeah I’d fuck him”
james bond drinks gin
dont you have to be 18 to be in porn?
*rounds up all the non-uk flags except the irish lad and herds them out of the thread*
BECAUSE OK
That ain’t legal fella
Would you rather
Go to Disney world when it's summer break or go to London while it's raining
latex gf
sometimes...
he waters it right down though. I think he'd prefer vodka.
women find majority of passer by men unattractive
its only when they interact and learn about you wil they find you attractive
this is something ive been told by women
they just dont lust after random blokes the way a man whos single will find dozens of girls attractive within minutes of walking through a crowd
unless youre mad tall or brad pitt
So what do you think?
greatest picture of all time
London
don't like the sun and i do like the rain
mad my great grandson is wasting his saturday on a jap cartoon internet forum
both
Well that’s just shit then
I didn't see much German.
all women are not the same
she shouldn't speak for everyone
Disneyland girls in the summer
Disney land
Gave flyberg a stern talking to before releasing him outside
ANCIENT pic this
Women lie constantly.
I've heard the same thing from women who would regularly blurt out things like "Holy fuck, look at that one. I'd let him do unspeakable things to me while calling me the wrong name."
Self-awareness is a Y chromosome thing.
You have arrived in Disney enjoy the overpriced food and the dads wanting to kill themselves
I am greek actually
perhaps
just what i heard
mad how the best cams are on at this hour
daddy loves disneyland
and please don't refer to disney theme parks or resorts as "disney" anymore, ok? they each have individual names
thank you
yeah i searched for it on the archives
I cut off all my friends and I feel like shit but I'm so fucking scared to ever speak to them again. I just want to die. I feel so ashamed and stupid.
I like them, but it's too much. I know I cannot recover these relationships ever again.
I've cut off anyone that I'm close to. I'm officially completely alone
Its not Saturday in Japan
You know it.
I have to say, as a greek, whenever I hear the word "runt", I associate it with Jonny Rotten.
its only when they interact and learn about you wil they find you attractive
That's just 5/10 femoid a cope, they'll settle down with whichever betabucks provider they can get their hands on while dreaming of Chad
you're a scum freak
That's a signal, from our sentry, young Billy.
you lot do good chips
heres a similar one from the old /brit/ era
all your base are belong to us
Let's be real.
I love this album a bit
Ok.
Why?
there are lads itt who have never seen this image
mad
getting old
Not as much as me Dasha.
never had friends me just acquaintances
Publish it.
Here's the thing, my tan friend...
My name is Nigel James Clarke. I was born in Milk'n'Beans to Mary and James Clarke, themselves related to several Maries and Jameses. My skin borders on translucent. I am the first of my line to have braces.
If I moved to the flat across from you, the only thing that might give away my Canadian citizenship is how I can get sunburned on a moonlit night.
Wow some pancake ass who gives a fuck mate nothing special
Everywhere on earth should be one time zone
Sheikh.
The real world ended in 2012.
The world stopped being good in 2006 but at least it was still real until 2012.
Now it's mot even real anymore.
That's no way to speak to your father.
was only joking i feel bad now
sometimes i wish i was british so i could say the word mate
no American soldier could ever rape me or my family I’d knock them all out
Disney world sucks and last time I went I saw a dad drink liquor while his kid was screaming
My moustache is yellow
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Or at least I look like a ghost.
We kiss the ground you walk on Nigel you are safe. Haruto sr better watch his little girl though x pearl harbor n that
better go to sleep
Just found out Tom hardy was a full on private school posh boy which is funny since most of his roles he’s some hard man gangster criminal
Cool.
watching PORN
I wonder who they are
The men who really run this land
And I wonder why they run it
With such a thoughtless hand
Tell me what are their names
And on what street do they live?
I'd like to ride right over
This afternoon and give
doing a helicopter with my willy
i watch disney park vlogs i would love to go to any park in the world they’re all nice
You got my homework.
i hate being circumcised
sucking a glass of milk
all my friends got blue eyes
The Queen piece on the chess board came to life and actually grew to real human size and she was an extremely cruel and tyrannical queen. It was so scary.
End.
Nice and safe in England just know if you ever come round here you’re getting fucked up dickhead
I am a chicken.
always look on the bright side
you dodged the phimosis bullet
im not exactly sure what phimosis entails but i know i cant jerk off without lube and my dick is perpetually dry
112358
<3
you couldn't knock out a wank soft lad
Shit.
I’ve been prison before you don’t know me kid
I've got three ships and sixteen men
A course for ports unread
I'll stand at mast, let north winds blow
'Till half of us are dead
Land ho!
It's possible.
Weekly total spending since last Sunday is in...
Weekly Total Necessary: £25.16 (food, energy bills)
Weekly Total Unnecessary: £10.41 (almost all of this was a cafe meal)
Weekly Total: £35.57
Of course the monthly rent will throw one of these weeks askew by QUITE a lot... but you don't really have to spend much do you?
i think the united kingdom has more diverse arab food options than bahrain i want to visit
Absolutely will visit England
Anyone want to talk about Communism?
We were supposed to be friends.
we are using one time zone aka utc where bongland is set to zero
so called other time zones are just offset from bonglandtime
can someone please explain the egypt lads gimmick I really don't get it
I've done coke.
It is indeed difficult to knock out a wank soft.
Yeah like I said. Stay there and I won’t knock u out
Again.
just filter it and move on
Ok.
CORRRR