/balk/

eating oats edition

xmpp:[email protected]?join

join the backup /balk/ chatroom in case Anon Babble gets nuked again(again)

f-droid.org/packages/eu.siacs.conversations/
Instructions:
-Download this apk (not the fdroid client, just the apk)
-register an account (email not needed, just a nickname and a pass)
-In app, press Start Chat, the plus symbol on bottom right, then join public channel where you paste the address posted
Then you drop the nickname here and I add you to the user list

first in the pedo thread

anyway for creating an account you'll need a scan/photo of your ID and a document to prove your residence
I used one from the e-gov here that was translated in multiple languages
the address needs to match exactly to the one you write in, so get the document first and then fill it in based on what the document says

I don't think that's required, but you will need to justify a source of funds

Dat nigga kayne even make a shell company.

Why are these incels so obsessed with getting your address doe

I mean I wasn't asked for any proof but I did fill it properly

because they need it to determine your tax residency, and they're legally required to do it

source of funds

Aussia grandpabuxx

sure if he has the transfers to justify it, you can select a non-work source of funds
dunno if they'll get suspicious doe

Does this mean I can use my passport and ID, one as proof of residence other as proof of identity

only if your ID has your full address written on it, which I'm pretty sure it doesn't

only if your ID has your full address written on it, which I'm pretty sure it doesn't

Of course it does bro
All EU IDs have addresses I'm pretty sure

also it must be less than six months old, which would be pretty unlikely
there should be a government that shows your name, id, and address with some official stamp

no EU ID has addresses
I'm talking about proper building level address, not just a city where it was printed

KISAKI SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has full address on the back, city, street, number, errthang

wut... my EU ID has my address

hmmmm, but it's not less than six months old right
I don't think they'd accept it
they need it to be recent because tax residence can usually change in 6 months

mine doesn't

Bugi ID as proof

greek one doesn't

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Do bulgarian woman look like this?

Lost my sense of taste again and fever won't go away because everytime i do one of you has to post some white whore and make a simp post that enrages me.
Fuck all of you honestly

Why can't normalfaggots tell the defference between hebe and pedo?

You can't afford them

When are you going tokill yourself roachgal?

NOOOO IM NOT A PEDO I WANT TO FUCK 13 YEAR OLDS NOT 12 YEAR OLDSSSSS

Never. I hit the jackpot.

angrybey is also a pdf file

reported to IPJ Galați and DIICOT

literal midwit histrionic selyak woman genes

You are required to change your ID if you move your permanent residence doe
They should accept it on those grounds

Easiest one for me would probably be a bank statement cause my bills are actually mommy and daddy's bills :)

They should accept an ID older than 6 months on those grounds I mean

SLAVINA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Abe ova tatarive stvarno ne se zdravi ej

Yes I have no money.

Who cares simpbro, ROMAnian foids. start at like 12
If it can bleed then there's nothing wrong with it

E sho sakash Tatarina da ja krstat

Link?

Auuuu hahahaha

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Might go to a therapist again next week, dunno, feel like wasting some time.

Just a random site i uploaded my genetics to

ye it's been 20 years for me and I was a retard then but it dawned on me how realistic the depictions were even in SA and it really do be like that
did you miss the nig who killed someone who said good day to him? they only look human, kinda

alo.bg/5608410
there u go bro, now gib sis tar

You guys think gayking rimmed shitgals asshole?

kek thought it was joe rogan from the thumbnail

is your therapist a woman?

No he ties me up, slaps me around, and makes me scream.

How often do you call your parents?

Yes, i feel like tellin a woman how disgusting and degenerate all foids are and how they all rim nigger assholes and rink piss is more cathartic

She could be making 100x what she's making if she was camming, never having to touch another tatarchuga ever again

I'm not clicking on virus links.

why don't you fuck her?

I mean they don't really care about your specific case
they just want a recent document with your name and with the address you declare on it
it's formalities

it's the link that saved Bulgarian nation, don't worry

Why is she only complainign about shit reviews in her description? How entitled are these cunts?

Hahahhaha dali se vika slavina
Trebalo plocka da ja krstat ahahhahaaha

Same age as my mom bro

Cлaнинa

Shit general everyone here is a subhuman

I never call them but sometimes my father calls me but my mother never but I see them everyday because I always eat at their place because I can't really cook and their place is calm and has a pool and a view on the lake.
I don't understand but I will not click on it anyways.

Gentlemen who don't bother to read the ad or are simply illiterate, don't call me
I have described perfectly how tall I am and how many kg I weigh. This way we will do each other a mutual favor and then you won't complain about how thin I was in your favorite forum full of pimps and unemployed butterflies with complexes
And about the "handsome guy" who claims that I was all covered in pimples, my dear, my dear, do you even come to me? Either you are from the "working" category or 250 is a lot for you and you started fantasizing, I am sure that the text will be read, and I will be happy to read it.
You are bankrupt and will remain so with your rural mentality, I am sure that if we meet on the road I will not look at you, he started to explain himself, and even made up scenes, I send you big kisse
Brown tatargarian beast whores can't even pretend to act like they'renot total cunts even when their clienteles depend on it. Also that whore has a disgusting bogged face no ass and balloon tits, rather gross

hmmm, if I gave you a reference for ibkr I'd get 200$

novgorod would be mad at you bro
yet you chose to post here. curious

nigga you post screenshots from a loli hentai game as reaction images you are in no place to accuse someone being a feminist

she has to deal with balkmuns, ples understen

Apparently the necophilliac got told to fuck off from /ex-yu/ too and now he posts in /ptg/, sad, i hoped he killed himself

Shit general everyone here is a subhuman

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I can't really cook

if you can't do such a basic woman activity you have no respect in my eyes

I will not click on it anyways

your loss, Bulgaria will win this time again

Correct. If the 13 year old is pubescent, then wanting to fuck her is not pedo.

the finn is here

uhhh, based?

incomprehensible post

imagine spreading lies on the internet

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Maybe that brown tatar beast shouldn't lie about her weight and pimpled bogged self if she wanted good reviews.
Balkmuns value honesty it seems.

Thoughts on your sister marrying a Balkan gorilla?

is that genomelink?

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why marry when you can just rape?

literally just a nice guy genome

he has plenty of babushka slutwhores around, why would he khs? also I remember doxxing him after the retard had posted a pic from his window kek

it is ovah

it's a good thing doe

Did roachgal report your original post or whyw as it deleted?

You retarded fucking monkey nigger I'm making fun of him for saying he is a hebe not le ebul pedo even though he is still being a moral faggot despite pretending not to be

pic deleted

HAHAHAHAHA total reddit site

They begin even younger than 13. Your distinction just as arbitrary dumb nigger finn.

i rememebr doxxxing him

Stealing credit from Krasno are we?

There is a whole industry that specializes in people not having to cook.

what post, I don't think I have anything deleted

I'm stuck between being curious and being too paranoid to upload my DNA like that.

nice guy = incel
I am going to do the picrel to you in your sleep

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nice guy just means nice guy
incels aren't nice, they're incels

Checked the archive, it was mangos post that the turk was replying to.
God i hate how this subhuman completely shits up the thread

The finns sister will rape a balkan gorilla?

Why are no serbs, croats, and bosnians posting here are they not also balkanians or are you the real balkans?

nope. I doxxed him via a kiosk that appeared in his pic. idk if krasno doxxed him as well
quite laughable coming from a mountain jew

the nice guy meme isn't about actual nice guys, it's about retards who think acting like doormats or opening the door once entitles them to sex and can make up a fully formed personality
nice people are just nice, "nice guys" aren't actually nice

they post in /ex-yu/. only high ranked schizos and homos are allowed to post in this general

blippitity bloop
time for a pizza

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I can cook like pizza but not real cooking like meat rice and vegetables with sauce.

if you think about it, /balk/ is actually the cool kids club
it even has the trash everyone lets in just to bully them and make them buy sandwiches

Wheres the nicest place in the Balkans? If you had a 80k USD passive income where would you go to meet a nice 29yrold woman and start a family?

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Question is, who is the alpha dog leading the pack?

If you're black, Bulgaria

Ginger

me obviously, but I don't care enough so it goes around

Ok hitler calm down, I said that if she's pubescent, then it isn't pedo. I didn't say that she would be pubescent because she's 13 or that pubescence can't start earlier.

this nigga too dumb to throw a bunch of meat eggs and veggies in a pan

imagine the type of learned helplessness some mayomonkey in switzerland has to go through to not even be able to follow a 5 step recipe for an omelet

His parents refuse to hold his pan for him that's why
lil Peter Pan lmoa

So it isn't pedo for me to lick a 10 year olds cunt that has hair on it?

Really nigga?

I wonder why cashback doesn't exist in fyromacedonia

I might get a credit card if I could scam those fools out of money

80kUSD passive income

Literally wherever the fuck you want. You should choose the capitals thoughbeit since all soyos you can relate to are there.

underdeveloped capital markets
makkkes dont have enough to spend nor is there enough competition to need incentivizing with cashbacks

rats like him are always hilarious, especially when they start bitching about the most inane things

after visiting the other generals I came to the right conclusion balk is the sanest one. while we also got out neets, schizos, homos, pedos and trannies at least they are funny and manageable. you don't get bored on balk and even newfags can feel safe here although they rarely stay. other generals have autistic retards who live in their own world and are all socially incapable who insist on the same things over and over. they don't get bothered by you and talk in their language while on balk there is a guaranteed (You). I think it's a mirror of our societal norms, although I can't really relate to many subdanubian things
also balk subculture and slang mog everything else
do you make the dough from the ground

You regularly get bullied for being a cripple and a pedo.

When I was at home either my parents or the maid cooked and at boarding school we had a canteen.

I do?

the most cancer posters here are diasporoids, because anyone raised outside the balkans is mentally ill

Not having money to spend is the perfect way to scam niggas with penalty interest

I just buy the pizza from the store and put it into the oven.

wow bro you ONLY had a maid and not your own personal chef, what a canteen-using poorfag

Hunter-gatherers’ community was more “everyone equal” type society with smaller families, while Farmers’ community was more “one person on a throne above others” type society.

Basically whether you were a free chud or a sleyv.

maid

fuck off richoid, you were unable to hire even a skilled maid
they are 2nd gen immigrants, it's pretty cringe to read their posts. mangal even made it all the way to Bulgaria to get bummed for the first time

you fucking spastic nigger that's NOT cooking

yeah it's their wannabe larps that are more hilarious than anything
even random newfags are better

1% cashback on a 100 denar purchase

In my school some had a maid you don't have to be rich for that and in the boarding school some had a personal cooks or chauffeurs.
It is.

how could the makkkedonian economy handle such luxury

Went to have lunch with my parents today and they were watching some selyak whore explaining that when she was 13 she fell in love with her 40y coach and went to live with him

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if I reheat my turd does it mean that I shitted it again? that's not cooking you entitled faggot
it's weird because they are as annoying as westerners but think they are the same as balkanites because they are incapable to create something on their own

I wanted to post a picture in the eye thread but I noticed I don't have one picture where I look directly into the camera.

thinking about women

low ROI activity

It is cooking according to the definition.

if your parents really loved you they would have beaten you to death
what's stopping you from taking one rn?

so true!
the makkke should create the account today, the application might take a day to get approved, and then to transfer the money because I doubt he has SEPA he might need to create a paysera account too or something

Diabetes damages every single organ in your body, so it's not surprise that your brain is damaged as well.

I don't think they ever loved me or whatever that is but they for sure never supported me they only sabotaged me. I'm too lazy to take a picture.

if only the state would believe this and give me 2k€ a month

rich pepo problems

yeah but you don't have transfers
albo banks will start SEPA transfers in october and they're the first in the region

Women are scaled by intelligent men because they can't be manipulated like retard grugs can be.

The world doesn’t fear loud men, it fears the quiet ones who’ve faced themselves and refused to flinch. This is the kind of man Albovlach is.

You got BTFO retard.

why did the shipcel stop posting?

I'm not rich.

he's in the bunker bro

Can't you just do a SWIFT transfer or is that really expensive or something

turkey/greece

So gay.

it's pretty expensive, it took me like 20€ or more when I wired something with SWIFT as a test
with paysera I pay 3€ to transfer my money to their account on a local bank and it shows up on the EU bank account within the day which I SEPA to IBKR for no commission
of course after october I should be able to skip this since albo banks should have no commission SEPA

The approval of North Macedonia's and Moldova’s inclusion in the SEPA payment schemes is an important development in the European payments landscape. This expansion not only strengthens the economic ties between these countries and the EU but also provides better opportunities for cross-border financial transactions. The implementation timeline ensures that both countries are well-prepared to integrate into the SEPA framework, with a clear roadmap leading up to the operational readiness in October 2025.

Interdasting

here's a fun story you won't see in the bumker

15 years ago there was a guy on youtube in murica on the east coast but prolly something russian cos accent

so this guy could make you have an orgasm without touching you or even being next to you

youtube was cool like that back then now everything's gay

If she is pubescent, then no. You're also not a pedo if you lick a 10 year old's cunt even if it's hairless if you also fap to hags, because the definition of pedo includes the attraction being primary or exclusive. Which makes complete sense if you think about it.

which I SEPA to IBKR

Which country is the recipient bank in?

germany

Hey how are you

Kill yourself sister

So what makes Ibikey-R better than other similar financial services?

there are no other similar financial services of that size that serve clients in your shithole

It took mango roughly 2 years fromt he moment he started posting here to trooning out, how long you reckon it will take the swiss fag?

The swiss flag ITT says he kisses boys, would you kiss him?

physical faggotry is okay but mental faggotry is not okay

I actually kinda agree with that statement

Square bigged troon face

You are legit brain dead retarded and should honestly kill yourself for your retardation.

The concept of pedophilia came from early 20th century Viennese Freudian psychiatrists because of the child molestation epidemic in the city. I don't have their book on me but they drew the line for the diagnosis at 14.

The American DSM draws the line at 13.

The normie draws it at whatever age his subhuman mind was propagandized into thinking.

The fact that you are still arguing shows just how arbitrary it is. You're literally making shit up, when today niggas are getting beat up for talking to 16 year olds at 18.

You think you're gonna wiggle your finger and say "nuh uh she was at tanner stage iii it's totally moral bro!" you dumbass fucking retard?

At the end of the day it's patholigization of male sexuality and regulation of the pussy market.

That's why age of consent laws were the FIRST thing the feminist passed in England in the 1880s.

Dumbass fucking retard.

this is where the black penis goes

Where does her tongue go though?

I'm a man, brother.
I was always thinking about trooning cuz testosterone was making me ugly. Then I realized how high the price of poosy is getting and realized that with hard looksmaxxing I'll be able to make it.

One year on HRT and I already get a BF from this very board who is borderline chadlite.

It's so easy.

I'm not gonna sweat my ass for this gynocentric soyciety bro. I already like dick. Might as well elevate my value even more.

if that is a troon face then you're a fucking faggot
just say you're a faggot and it's ok

Nigger i am not gonna read your reddit post, i donțt care that much about your existence.

You are right, i saw troons more feminine than this.

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You don't need to read my posts. Blackpill will collect for you

fakest shit i've ever seen lmao

he sees troons as feminine

yep, you're a faggot from cloooj

She at least pegs, where is the Peggarian poster?

Korra Del Rio mogs her.

maybe this one is more to your liking, assfaggot
she's fully equipped to handle your "special" desires
en.topescort.bg/9512051

I seen the webm of the tall chick with the side of her head shaved peg this dood like I never seen anyone not even a guy in a vid fuck that well. Dam she had moves. And she was doing it in a loving way, too. The banter was on point as she was going at him. Beautiful piece of work. Can't find it tho.

Why are so many of you gay or pedo or liking trans woman aren't the balkans really traditional?

Why donțt you just pay this whore to peg you?

Those are all traditions in the balkans a subhuman barbarian like you wouldnt get it.

aren't the balkans really traditional?

That is tradition bro

We're all hellenic sperm dude, we invented buttfucking.

Hello gentlesirs. Svenjamin here.

I am trying to find a song which I believe was from old Yugoslavia. but all i have for reference is the tune in my head. long shot... any ideas. i first heard it on a wojak meme where the west german is in bed and cant sleep due to the east germans music, but at the time people in the thread said it was from yugoslavia and not the ddr

voca.ro/1gypp7VSDTMr

100% would do it for free but she probably ran out of ciggies or something

cake up