Pizza Fiorentina edition
/brit/
first for sabrina
need to find me a prostitute with a heart of gold
ah... bellissima!
Matthew Charles Fryatt sub-edition
like a fucking nun
why egg
just had one of those shites where it feels like your arsehole is on fire
same lol
Rorke begrudgingly supporting pakistan
woke up at 5 this morning with my ring hurting
anal fissure and a vindaloo, what a combo x
Not a fucking peep
Any troglodites itt
why is british foods so disgusting? there is no umami flavor
zoomers dont go to supports at gigs anymore
if they do they get there really early and just sit at the front and dont even listen to the support act
sometimes they'll stay for a bit then clear out during the break then expect to be able to push back to the front where they were standing before
thats now how it works so fuck off
She's an actual goblin with freak proportions who doesn't know how to dress herself or do her hair.
Poor quality clapmeat
sunberg has chosen violence
need him out of order asap
ARE YOU MENTAL!!! IT'S ALL UMAMI NIGHA!
um why
jog on weeb
sometimes the support is shite and it's not worth showing until the main act
pork pie is umami
Why are you so preoccupied with zoomers
I'm not particularly fond of them but I can't imagine caring this much
Were too busy having sex instead of folding rice over 9000 times for 10 years to become the suzuki sushi daimyo or whatever the fuck you people do instead of breeding.
Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.
fuck off
they eat like they're still living in medieval times
Have a massive internal hemorrhoid that makes it awful to take a shit as I can feel it when I wipe and need to shove it back in half the time
Been to the GP about it and was just given cream and told to drink more water cannot find a decent doctor anymore
did you drink more water?
of course not I'm going to let someone else tell me how to live my life
sent those nips flying
had one of those before
arse would drip blood after a shit because it kept exploding it haha
matey drinks a shot of water a day and wonders why his arse is all dried up and rotten
unironically dated an escort before, after seeing her a few times she asked if i wanted to go for lunch and told me she didn't want us to interact on a transactional level because she had some feelings for me
think it was probably because i was the only person who treated her like a normal person, she wanted a way out the sex work life and probably thought no other man would look twice at her due to her past. had to cut things off with her in the end because they were moving too fast and the idea of settling down with an ex-whore was just too grim
That Clair Obscur game is really fucking good
Bloody love tits
visiting the same whore multiple times
grimmest of grims
visiting a single whore in your life
holy grimamoli
Looks weird
paying for sex
grimitar berbatov
that stare a family member/friend/co-worker gives you when you tell them that you don't really care about where trannies take a shit and think the country should focus on more important issues
grimitar berbatov
kek
waow
le grim XD
on a saturday morning mate?
Hate living in the woke multiracial technobabylon. Meant to toil the fields, marry a cousin and die at 50
nice digits
well they are french to be fair
i've had four wanks this morning
big think material
anyone else notice all atheists are obese miserable virgin freaks
demonstrably untrue
mate everyone noticed that back in 2008 you need to catch up with the rest of us
screaming
you're demonstrating it right now
umami
*savoury
mumberg taking me out for dinner tonight and I will as usual make an attempt to split the bill and she will say no because she's nice that way x
literally whom
got in to an argument with a yank the other day and i asked him when was the last time he ate any vegetable and it stunned him in to silence
japanese foods is rank best in world idiot
mad how delicious our food is
Name five Japanese chefs
lovely sunny day great mood I was in until I got in Tesco and was surrounded by gargantuas 6ft+ obese african women and their demon spawn and was reminded this is the way it now and there’s no escaping it and it’s only going to get worse and worse every single day forever
and it is world most disgusting food
Prove you’re Japanese
felt emasculated being near them did you rorke? xx
rorke babe no one cares x
You eat fermented soybeans for breakfast mate
please be mindful, the yardie goons are showering x
there is many world famous chef
burikasu chef? I do not know any
it saturday wahey
Why would nippon not like vegemite
it's baby's first umami
Mhhm these twiglets are umami
Little chinky doordash man bringing me the scran
Mental and mad how when I go to a place or do a thing I did with the ex gf it’s as if it was only yesterday and she could be right there again right now and everything would be absolutely fine but she dumped me over half a year ago now and hates me and I will never see her again
schr3ing
look out itchy, hes irish!
Morbid fascination with the Orient
Not sure if I've ever truly experienced catharsis
bought an air conditioning unit like a yankoid
no longer shall sunberg torment me in my own flat
Don't recall the last time I experienced laughter or joy.
Gotta do what you gotta do mate
*sharpens fireman’s axe*
Why do you come here if we never make you laugh
stuntpegg wank
got to be over a decade for me
been thinking of getting one but i live next to the train station so wouldnt even be able to keep it on at night because the trains are so loud
Spaki is now posting cuck shit
Won’t be long till he’s posting cp again
why do you come here
and why, why do you hang around
Need a good opening line suggestion for tinder.
need my neighbour out of business
You cant be that depressed surely?
whats the biggest darkest bbc you've ever bounced on?
I'm a big batty boy
nigga heil hitler
rattled the runt cage from within
think if a woman owns a pet, it’s a subtle red flag. women shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.
i believe they are quite loud themselves anyway so you use them to cool the room down then turn it off before bed
come now rorke, its time for your "special treatment"
grow up
rorke vibing to ponpon shit
odd opinion
Will fully deserve whatever awful fate awaits me. I've done things which should warrant an electric chair or public hanging.
Need a good opening line suggestion for grindr.
that song a vibe tho can't blame rorke for that xx
*goes on tinder*
where are the saucy slags like /brit/ promised?
*feels bad man*
ah yes the most mentally stable dollhouse watcher
has anyone ever called her greta thumberg ? could be funny since she looks like a thumb
expensive to run as well
i'll leave your arse looking like the grand canyon
Corr I would love to suck your cock!
why you seething, deegz?
better than sweating like an indian all summer
habemus poopem
richard branson throttling my internet again
took the shower hose straight to arseholeberg
should be sparkly clean
fizzy grapefruit lavender lemonade
sweating is good for you
feet stink
get on the cityfibre lad
I pay £28/M for 1gb fibre
Your bandwidth is being taken so refugees can have high speed fibre Warzone games. Rorke.
don't live in a city
I put motherfucking provolone in my socks at night
Fiorentina is nice, but too many restaurants use frozen spinach and it tastes like a sewer.
rorke sex arse
t-twink feet? stink twink? fink tweet sticking funk?
jag belle
or
lyle jag
or
jag yell
elder scrolls boss
living around non-whites will radicalise you
they find is IMPOSSIBLE to not be constantly engaging in anti-social or petty-criminal activity. Ignoring traffic laws, littering, shouting, phone calls/music on public transport.
You can't share a civilised society with them
twink feet
i've had that schizophrenic lad filtered for a few weeks now with 4chanx and sometimes ill open the thread on a different browser and i remember he's always here and his posts come back and hes like HAHA DIEGO SPASTIC PAKI MELTY HI 190 OMDZ DEEGZ UHHH RORKE???
then i close the browser again
I still dont know if this is a real picture
spotted a creature on my google maps incel walk
Didnt have AI back then
i own the rights to that picture
i dont want to
You can literally see the strings!
the black beast of crawley
eric biscoff
this is true
didn't have any racialist tendencies until i went to uni and had to interact with chinks regularly
Do you own a suit?
It's already 11am and I've done absolutely nothing.
haven’t been happy since I was 15 in the chip shop after school with me mates
I’d imagine sacked tranny will show up any moment now
simon fartgunkel
theres a really effeminate lad in here that types like a proper woman. You can tell because he uses a series of impotent soy rage words like "cunt" and "twat", something an indian middle manager in HR would say. Might even actually be a woman, but I cant imagine the state of the type of woman that would post here
I own three bespoke suits.
yeah but it's too big for me
don’t know who you’re referring to but it looks like hes done you
you just described the average brit tho
Sir desperately wants to be understood
Veal Parmesan sandwich? FUCK YOU.
oh yeah? you'll have to point him out next time instead of being a passive aggressive woman about it
i need to bus a nut
Humphrey bogfart
Rorke having a little cry because a successful person is Jewish
did he really?
got the espadrilles on and an iced mocha java in my hand
bliss
Why did spaki get his trip banned again?
Rorke objecting to bareback sex
Feeter Gaybriel
Really boils my piss to see people out having fun together
need to defile women
running trails are for blacks too, rorke
bored at work, bored at home
such is my life
I’ve got a poo in my pants
I'm going to help you all
I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing
GIMMICK LAD (me)
My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.
I am gimmick lad.
deferring next uni semester
idgaf if im unc when i graduate i got into uni late anyway
why are blacks like this
Think im having a 7 year dark night of the soul
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST
dark fruits weather this
Parking Pataweyo sex arse
I’m really tall with really big tits
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
rorke: black people are so soulless they don’t even go out in nature
blacks: *goes out to a trail*
rorke: NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT STOOOOP
You are Adrian Chiles and I claim my £5
STRIPED ESPADRILLES AND A STUBBY
STRIPED ESPADRILLES AND A STUBBY
Tuco Salamander
sudden onset amnesia
Need to book a ticket to Pnomh Penh and have a grand old time.
HIP HIP SO HIP TO BE
We need to do a brit gen z boss and a mini
Severe ADHD and a cum stained gaming chair
Severe ADHD and a cum stained gaming chair
70 pound cambodian gf
bet you love a dark fruit
sudden onset amnesia the dark descent
Dick stinks of raw shit
ah yes that famous rorke saying
You know me.
sudden onset amnesia the dark fruit descent
a man of impeccable taste
The forbidden fruits of southeast asia
You’re quite the man
Get fucked!!!
saying 'cold' and posting skull emoji are nonwhite coded
i'll take a peach pls
so many uncs in this general
would probably feel better if i had a shower and put some laundry on
your posts are virgin coded [skull] [skull]
using text in place of emojis is virgin coded thoughbeit
mental that half white half indian kids oft end up looking pretty white, aye?
tell brainberg to feel what you want to feel instead and stop letting him rule your world
Had a little vomit in my mouth when i remembered what i did only 5 hours ago
Emmett Patrick Garcin
just came back from the 16 hours long bender orgy
took a bath, my antibiotics, having a fruit smoothie with an electrolytes packet
still my favourite though, sorry
saying thoughbeit is virgin coded, thoughbeit
nice day out there
yous getting out the house or what?
How many regrets do you have, /brit/?
I have so many that they're impossible to count
chugged a metric fuck ton of piss straight from a monkeypox infected arse
dangerous and downright stupid
yeah going to sit in the garden later and then off to a gig tonight
N
ktim but with pozzing arses while telling them i was on perp
Ever-expanding, like the cosmos
um
um
there hasn't been a single cloud in the sky for like 2 weeks. this is california blank green screen weather that makes hollywood ideal for making movies. it's eerie. it's static. it's sterile. it's dead.. Normies love it.
Rorke:
*yeets spider*
Spider:
Come fly with meeeeeee lets fly let’s fly awayyyyyyyy…
The beetle the spider lands next to just minding his own business:
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?
Leftypol:
Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?
True story
developing schizophrenia
I think I’ve wasted my entire life
fuck you on about? it's been cloudy the majority of this week
I get it motherfucker
is everyone in this general a fucking loser or what? i saw this post like 10 times today
perp for vih/sida
fuckin dislexic frogs
bros seething over nice weather
It is what it is.
New
NEW
get it maid
He is small.
glasgow isn't due rain until 27 may
Yeah.