/brit/

Mousey's whip edition

there was an office social on today

turned it down to watch coventry/sunderland

I can't keep doing this

second for POO

got any good insta memes to share tonight lewis?
could do with a laugh

Third for poo

For me, it's Expressionism

I need to stop coming here

There is a house on my street where a teen killed themselves. House has been empty for months. Lights on all the time. Except from friday nights. Why?

hang them

on the proper job cans

My life is so miserable and grim

Pakistan Zindabad

h

Expressionism

that's just post modernism

cronem forcing pg tip in… mmhmm it snap
It kem out red x

Hmm...not sure but better than concrete blocky shite I suppose

His mum and dad sit quietly by the TV every friday evening watching the same shows he liked, eating the same foods he ate, sharing stories and tears.

No poo smells?

Didn't Veitch's much younger wife expose him as an abuser

My life is so miserable and grim

youtube.com/watch?v=pbwgW7-Q8AY

Nth for the gyal x baddiedem

Wasnt the whole thing her freaking out about him looking at an Anon Babble link lmao

proper crackers bird

meanwhile in american schools

can't watch restricted videos because i refuse to give google my passport

yeah he promised not to look at porn and pretended to agree with her that looking at porn counted as cheating but obviously he likes a big old wank i mean look at his bald fucking head

hate to sound like an old miserable twat, but I cannot understand destruction for destructions sake - especially when something is useful and valuable

TAP START
OR SCAN AN ITEM

*coofs*

rorke in a permanent vegetative state since 2004 when he found out that guy from the libertines is black

chill unc

Spend another £0.20 for free delivery.

pisstake this

fiat 500!!!

PLEASE PUT THE ITEM IN THE BAG

Get the bloody vaccine Rorke

cronem chiefing clickum while 3 pm ting greedily bop pon s curved baton

All an evil calculation

SCAN AN ITEM TO START

nigga heil hitler

wanking out a poo

REALLY widh I had clean bedding now, it's so greasy it's making me itch

feeling [wsg]

AN ASSISTANT IS COMING

Wtf

so they found rorkes dar

PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CHIP AND PIN READER

Fucking hell how long has it been without a wash

Anyway I should probably do something more productive than being here like watch wrestling b-shows from 30 years ago

Finna abduct Jeanne, get her in a royal marriage and raise her offspring as nobility Godwilling x

Few months now

Not again.

We found a wolf amongst sheep, lads

Why do you live in such squalor

you will do nothing of the sort

Internet addiction is real. Has comparable effects as other addictions. USE this information. LEARN.

PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM ON THE SCANNER

wonder what the french would have done in henry vi started clapping joan's cheeks betwixt his mental breakdowns. maybe have lost the physical war, but I reckon we would have won the war in a spiritual sense

Diddly.

get the age bypass script installed

Negros.

mans battling a self-checkout machine

PLEASE WAIT FOR AN ASSISTANT TO CONFIRM YOUR AGE

Hard to dislike black people unless you live around them or something like that

Anyone else imagine a drama set in the shop you always go to featuring all the employees

it stopped working a while ago and i think the developer died or something rip

Might cum on my own arse for a laugh

SEA wife

PRESS FOR A RECEIPT

Getting the lovely BOTTLES in lads

I saw it.

mindless thuggery

might get a tattoo on my bottom

They the tree guys, or nonces? (Or both!)

only the one where i shag the self checkout lass senseless

Genociding brown people in video games stops me from doing it in real life.

Average Capetian stock moment

am on the stubbies myself
£3.60 for a pack of 10 from lidl

works on my machine

I saw it.

they nonced the tree

Dunmer male argonian female

normally a beer snob but it's hard to turn my nose up when it's £3.60 for 10x250ml bottles

And then the other employees cheer you on and high-five you yeah?

Saw what?

Would've been a moment of shame for us desu

Sir Loli Feet

36p per bottle cor

best not step to a mans from the flats wenna chillin wit the bredren wit my hand on a gyat

Squirt.

if only they weren't weak piss

Black Pink in your area

i really really want to have sex but i cant find a woman to do it to

Anyone else just rub their willers a lot instead of doing the conventional wank? Reckon I'm an actual woman tbqhwyl

the lidl ones are 4% so not too bad but yeah i generally favour a strong lager at 5-6% like budvar or urquell

kai cenat is the modern day Shakespeare

ALDI area manager is younger than me and on 70k starting. Made me feel sad and angry that circumstances beyond my control led me to my current situation. At least I have plenty of time for anime and games though

Nice head butt, dude.

corr I spent $12 for a six pack and a little 350ml of whiskey

manke

comparison makes no sense whatsoever

Mad how I tricked mumberg into ordering me cider from tesco online shop haha

Nehemiah Lamar Harden

Wish I, a hapa lad, travelled around Europe shagging foreign girls while we were less common.

Have you been sacked yet?

Cool.

got a bottle of wild turkey in tesco for £24 lovely stuff goes down a treat with a nice cigar

can I top you in the Aldi toilets during your lunch break

4s alright tbf
used to buy them in tesco now they're 3.4

I mank..

No I haven't. I was told my speed has improved a lot but I need to improve it by another 5 minutes or so.

cheeky monkeh

alri cmon now la thing you gotta do is just ya nose on the grindstone ya know just keep trudging along workin those hours alri get that work done and get that money up alri lad? alri

What?

That is pretty mental.

right then i don't think that's allowed is it

holy

roman

empire

just gives me "proxy error"
oh well i can find most things elsewhere

Big clap mbc3

don't know if that's a pic I want to click on

why are there swings in a prison?

Grinding orbs on Bleach Brave Souls. I have 4 copies of magic society Giselle now. I need more for 5/5 then I'll be a happy girl

onionberg gagging for some rain

With which to hang dead bodies upon

cor

What?

someone should grind your head into the pavement

manager pulled me in for a disciplinary because i wasn't arriving 5 mins early to work and ready to start exactly on time

being a wagie is humiliating

well I have no clue what you're on about now do I aahahahh x

you're not a girl and never will be

Shit nigga, what did he do to get brutalised that bad?

Cool.

Best to ignore it, no need for that sort of negativity on a Friday night x

that's all outlined very clearly in the policy handbook friend

you are fucked in the head and you need to be locked up
also you're a man

How to kill self

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

Might move to Kashmir

Eh no.

don't do that

Post your cock and bussy

Clean

might

Brookie ur a demented freak, Giselle's a shite who canonically reeks of cum

What?

don't do that

I’m just swinging by to say hello

Looks great but the exterior is dire, though not as awful as Guildford Cathedral.

sir deleted tranny

Hi lads its the new pope
I need a tenner to get back home after church
Can you spot me?

his own cum btw, not other people having sex with him

Cool.

:3

How are you supposed to declutter your bedroom if it’s a tiny fkn room

She smells amazing and I'm not a freak. You're the one who donates money to streamers and watches fucking VTubers LMAO. Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

extremely clean. very interesting pic

True Roman Empire in trouble

How can you lose all your money like that?

love weed me

the new kanye song is honestly catchy

I will never be a father :(

Corr cant wait to start growing some when i've got me own flat

God's beautiful nature creation

our sharter
who art in walmart

if anyone did want to have gay sex.. i know it's not the same as regular sex but if you did want to do something. it could be fun for us both. i don't mind how you look. just sayin. hmu

doritos be thy name....

Haha

Okay, but I hope you're female because I'm a lesbian.

just found a poo in my arse

Doing some overtime toil tomorrow lads

kekers

Midwesterners love saying "another day in paradise" and it's literally just another day in a town of 5000 people on the outskirts of some city.

any gymcels in? got a 6 pack but 0 pussy

You cab just write lol
Rather than your gay little version

out with you cursed foid

"Just living the dream" is another popular one

Lol

.44 caliber love letter straight through my heart

still at toil at the moment, hate my life

Shit.

Mate what is up with you dog

You cab just write

Safe

Your account has been temporarily banned

?

Getting fucking smashed against mumbergs will haha

London Jewish population rubbing their hands

using a sharpie to draw on my glans penis

Security?

Thinking of going solo camping with 200 quid worth of thatchers. Leaving the cans of course.

Never seen that
crazy

Twice?

cheekylad x

webp files

for what purpose

Parallel world

all part of the plan

Ok.

Egypt is a bot that only showed up after the hack to destroy the threads

corr thats a lot of cider int it

this post confuses and enrages the Brit

Southport fiend Axel Rudakubana hurled boiling water over prison guard in ‘terrifying’ attack putting victim in hospital

I don't know, bro.

test

none of your business

egyptlad is a VERY elaborate gimmick.

Vladimir.

I don't know how propaganda works on people maybe it's just internet access, I'm no different than common schmuck aren't I?

my name is charles

I hope that the J in PB&J stands for jam and not jelly!

thinking of becoming a catholic, that whole pope stuff is just too kino

Dreamnt I made a "lil bro never stood a chance" post

just block him you silly gimp
get tampermonkey and then get 4chanx will improve things immensely

he didn't immediately filter it

Only 90kg lad, 10 days worth of cider. Take that to the highlands and just camp and drink all day whilst fishing. Good life for 7 days, then back to the bennies toil (not spending on anything but noodles for 3 month)

Can't get funnier.

i enjoy my (you)s vladimir

Nice block.

*

better off taking a few bottles of whisky
much lighter

will you be doing more vocaroos lad

Basically your fault.

I can just ignore him coz I'm not a freak like you

The experience is much more tiredness than heightened drunkenness for me. cider hit so different

mad that 'girls' can be in their late twenties whereas 'boys' is almost always late teens at most

I have an unusually large rib cage. Makes my body look fucking retarded

Sure, what do you want me to do?

tax class: disabled

dunno whatever you like

Ok.

Bull shit my brother and his mates are all late 20s early 30s and whenever they go out he says he’s going out with the boys

who has the "my name is axel and i'm a hassle" rap song?

Same. Celtic feature

im not a freak :Ɛ

who tf uses that shite like gusto that posts ingredients to you

mental

voca.ro/1hVHPztiteS4

not true
that isnt at all what i mean
like in a shop environment, a mother will not refer to a grown man as "that boy over there", whereas, she (and others) can and will refer to a grown woman as a girl

okay i apologise :)

So where was it supposed to go?

Is Egypt bot an actual person? :O

I’m so skinny you can see all of my rib cage

webp, inflation, neoliberalism, it's all the same

Eyetalian americans are unbearable

put down where?

are you a polentone?
Have you ever met one?

what game is this?

runescape

Good.

just took a COLOSSAL poo lads

no but seriously

corrr

i'm dreaming of a independent Sicily in union with Malta
a terroneschluss if you will

vgh

ancient aegypt

It the one that doesn't happen.

some paradox shit
eu4 or ck3
only played vicky 2 me x

Cool, interesting.

In real life?

yep
those were the days

on the
CANS
A
N
S

the plan is to work a terrible but well paying job, get the debts paid off, get the car serviced, get the teeth fixed, then go to uni

Shit.

might play crash bandicoot

buying poo on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=MYBqAqaosY0

so yeah they just stopped building pyramids and oh yeah the aztecs and mayans also just happen to build a pyramid too lool

got a COLOSSAL one for sale
dm me for details x

Be brave.

the giza sphinx predates egyptian antiquity, according the renegade historian Graham Hancock

Is why the it's nose broke during the move

I would definitely automatically trust any jacked doctor with my health over some fat balding old dude.

Illegal immigrate to America. Need a roommate with an accent, long story

Clap.

yes
we have strict no whites allowed immigration policy

was aliens m8

why not just skip the uni part and buy some property

Looks promising.

Guess I just assumed he was abo

Nah never met any American in real life