/brit/

no edition fuck you

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excellent edish

go on then bruce, what was it you wanted to know about chinese people (or chinks as i call them)

haha there is no picture!

do they have chinese restaurants in china or are they just considered normal restaurants seeing as how being chinese and eating chinese food is not a novelty to chinese people like it is with us decent folk?

correct but I don't have a woman soooo...

think they prefer japanese food

housemate just watches keeping up with the kardashians. constantly consuming. she has no interest in anything other than social media and tv. literal definition of npc. meanwhile I’m in my office study, expanding my knowledge on all things that interest me, looking to better myself in any way i can and working on my hobbies

they all go to chippys instead

my ass looks like this but with a big willy flopping around

SEXO

you mean that raw fish wrapped in seaweed that looks extremely easy to make but they make a big song and dance about how the guy making it has been doing it for 40 years because japs are simply incapable of having an identity outside of becoming an absolute master of their work?

wayyyy too fat

what if you showed this to an alien and it thought this is what humans look like

Why isnt there English takeaways
Get some turkey twizzlers chips and beans to eat at home

*puts a slice of raw fish onto a block of rice

That’ll be £9

considering pancakes for breakfast

what would happen if you called talksport or one of those radio phone ins and acted perfectly normal for the first 60 seconds of your call then out of nowhere said the word nigger?

dont know x

arrested

don't really think about trump too often these days, but whenever he's mentioned around certain people it's like they switch extremely abruptly to rabid outrage at the mere mention of the man
i don't understand it, TDS is such a bizarre phenomenon, it's like they've got some kind of MKultra brainwashing that makes his name or apperance act as a trigger phrase whenever he's mentioned or seen like in one of them spy movies

mmm? the rice is seasoned actually with vinegar salt and sugar and it needs to be short grained rice so it sticks together

ok so that's a big naked arse and fanny

Isn't it ironic how rorke is basically a dumb stinky nigger person

Murdered by Sir Rudabankuba Protector

Didn't ask, Didn't remember, Didn't care, and Didn't know.

the woke will find you

does it frighten you

yh

Watching declassified CIA videos. There are endless blatant lies they admit, subversive behaviour, assassination false flags. Many different cover ups and crimes on American citizens as well as citizens in practically every other country. CIA and by extension America are the enemy.

It's actually baffling.

In Switzerland
It just looks like a gay version of Pennsylvania
Europe is cringe

It will.

would run this arse if there was a guarantee of no poo particles

um

EgyGPT malfunctioning

*posts the first image in the thread*

would run this arse

bro thinks he's wenger

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

Thank god that’s all in the past and they’ve stopped doing that stuff

I am very sorry.

Hello Egypt lad, how are you today?

my willard wouldn't even reach

did a poo lads

who is this?

evrywan wans meesa to killsa meself

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farts smell like my insides are rotting
deeply unpleasant

you look so proud of yourself :3

Watching videos of the most violent cave deaths only to be interrupted by jolly asos adverts.

go on then lads get to bond street platform 2 right now ill scrap you dead

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*enters thread*

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he posts here, doesn't he

Reminder never to become a police informant. They offer you deals and tell you that you won't be arrested or convicted. Once they finish their investigation, they arrest and charge you too.

Thanks but I'm not a nazi or a nonce so yeah

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isneedur son of the king took up his father's sword

Of course they do

so what's the plan?

I don't get it..
It's too CONFUSING

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cast the Ring back into the fiery chasm from whence it came

/brit/ has been so bad this year we should have a WORST gimmick of the year vote

Britain and the US have reached a trade agreement now have they?

I’m sure are Rachel Reeves and her party represented Britain in these negotiations to the best of their abilities, to the highest degree of incompetence, cowardice, and mealy mouthedness in that deferential, self deprecating quivering middle class worm accent seen in most British media these days.

After all, Britain had already negotiated such a great trade with India, where the U.K. will mass import even more Indians and give tax incentives to companies to hire Indians over British citizens, whilst exempting Indians from taxes and national insurance, which no doubt the UKs citizens will pick up the slack for them. Meanwhile Britain has gained *checks notes* favourable tariff rates for whiskey and lamb exports!

Surely Britain will get an equally amazing deal with America. Maybe they might have traded away Britains food safety standards by opening the country to chlorinated chicken, and removed safety standards for American garbage cars to fill Britains roads. No doubt this mix will be wonderful once all these imported Indians get behind true wheels of Americans imported SUVs!

Going to keep pondering about a new larp or gimmick

Thoughts on my new mozzarella stick gimmick? I like it, breath of fresh air.

BIG fan of bears just a big dog

Brexit will fix this

don't watch videos like that

i think there's a bit of a delay in the broadcast that lets them shut it down before it can go to air and pollute the virgin ears of the masses

starting to miss mousey

Yeah can't stand jolly ads

I've had a semi lob on the entire morning

screaming at a dragon flying overhead

sooooo, a chinaman setting up a chinky in the middle of the beating heart of the chink hegemony, is he considered a chinky chef (a purveyor of chinkies) or just a normal chef serving up normal food (from the perspective of his fellow chineys)

sir trade deal

Dragons, now, is it? Please, yank. If you keep on like this everyone in /brit/ will think you're crazy. And I've got better things to do than listen to more of your fantasies.

i've totally arsed up my life

ktim

Feeling quite smart today, tm.

very miss mousey

school girl legs gimmick stopped being funny once I started looking at them more

hate being disabled, me
everyone looks down at me cos I don't work

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Ofcom going after Wikipedia now

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get a grip, you're not beyond help unless you've been to prison for diddling kids

fish finger sarnie or tuna and crisp sarnie for lunch?

yeah I'd hate being english too

[we've] got better things to do

the real fantasy

What's your disability lad

might watch riding in cars with boys (2001)

i mention him in jest but also people are afraid to act themselves around me, like they’re afraid I’ll just rip their head off. i must have weird facial mannerisms or something because i don’t get it aha x

Should I sign up for this lads?

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being a fat complaining mong

screaming at my "arse"

poodildo in butthole

Aussie rules footy is on the telly, no idea what's going on

inventing a bold new way to wank

got a bent willard and when i kick a ball i scrape my toes along the ground

errrrrrrrrmmmmmm
*saves this image*
probably not no haha

there is only one really funny moment in that movie and it's because brittany murphy was a very good comedic actress r.i.p.

You’re three inches into your mom and your dad is three inches into you - are you moving backwards or forwards?

three inches to get out of my mother

it's terrible
why do you post it

sir deal maker

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not forward, not backward, not sideways, but the other direction

think im gonna be sick

it's all chinese mate how hard is that to understand

just screamed in the co-op during the minutes' silence

Sir Wheeler Dealer

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Latest reports show that, objectively speaking - and in terms of statistics collected by both bureau's of data collection, that Cape Town is officially safer than London.

That means that Cape Town has a lower rate of murder, robberies and rapes than London.

Actually mental

announce a trade deal

so were we just not trading with america before? why do we need to keep making new deals instead of just adjusting the existing one? makes it seem like we've only just discovered each other and finally agreed to start trading

prepare to have your cheddar cheese industry dismantled

the mouth gets me, I'm not a paedo though

’’’’’’’’’

The UK's top exports include cars, mechanical power generators, medicinal and pharmaceutical products, crude oil, and non-ferrous metals. Other significant exports are aircraft, scientific instruments, beverages, refined oil, and miscellaneous electrical goods. In terms of services, other business services, financial services, travel services, and telecoms, computer, and information services are major exports.
Top 10 UK Goods Exports (Value in billions of pounds):

Mechanical power generators (intermediate): 31.8
Cars: 31.7
Medicinal and pharmaceutical products: 24.7
Crude oil: 15.1
Non-ferrous metals: 13.4
Aircraft: 12.6
Scientific instruments (capital): 11.9
Beverages and tobacco: 11.8
Refined oil: 11.0
77I Miscellaneous electrical goods (intermediate): 10.0

Top 5 UK Services Exports (Value in billions of pounds):

Other business services: 183.1
Financial services: 101.4
Travel services: 66.1
Telecoms, computer and information services: 46.0
Transport services: 32.5

instagram.com/unanimous20

Saw this person publicly messaging accounts of young boys asking to meet them irl and their profile is just schizo ramblings of being stalked and accused of things

Why is schizophrenia and pedophilia so common in the UK

MIGHT have a job soon. Not got the offer yet but I think it's just a matter of having a face to face meeting and handshake
£14/h, hospitality, zero hour contract
I was "congratulated" on having a First during the interview. Humiliating

nth for the holodem

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are people not shitting themselves? the world seems more geopolitically uncertain than it's ever been in my lifetime, perhaps since the cold war

on a low level yeah but I'm just vibing with it matey

Nothing happens

always tired, all the time. might have mental health and need a cheeky year off work in front of the TV with pizza

I have had a few meltdowns about how everything is fucked and my future is going to be even more gay and retarded than it already is

islammaxxing in my smelly bedroom

Not worried about any troubles in life because nothing bad ever happens to me

but thats what people say just before it happens to them

don't care it simply will not happen to me

yo what's the dealio

off t'servo for a paddle pop and a pack of durries

women openly into femdom are unhinged and WILL try to get you fucked in the arse by a bloke eventually

Fucking hell you'll be mortgaging your house for that

you're a strange poster

foraging for food in the scrublands behind my flat

Nah.

We’re going to pump up the jam and so many designs and regions.

These places have such high populations and such potential.

for a what

all those lads who called me a homo at school every day must be spewing because now i'm not a homo, i'm a home-ownER

what can you do?

my future is going to be even more gay and retarded than it already is

yea haha probs

get me a chicko and 6 pack of VB brother

Says the unwelcome.

you there, Brit, you’re the strange lad.

Don't have a fucking clue what you're going on about

strange little man

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

not even any good media to look forward to distracting yourself from civilization's collapse
civ 7 is a huge failure and there's no way elder scrolls 6 will be any good
hasn't been a decent movie in ages either

Don't watch the news, not my problem.

Not even trying to be funny or edgy, it's literally not my problem, that's what we have politicians for. It their job to care (or at least pretend to care) what is going on in the world.

We're a nuclear armed nation which means nobody is going to be dropping bombs on us or invading any time soon. The only threat we have is nuclear annihilation which we were MUCH closer to in the 1950s and 1960s. If it happens, it happens.

Nine arrested over 'Hitler birthday party' celebration

Nine people have been arrested and weapons and Nazi memorabilia seized after a group "celebrated Adolf Hitler's birthday" in an Oldham pub.

Do you have a licence for that birthday celebration

i just said m8, please don't make this more difficult than it is, i'm far too drunk to drive so i'll have to walk about 2-3 km there and back

dads got mental health lads

phasechud

enjoy your tranny chuba

how well does he pay them?

Don't we have only a single armed nuclear submarine active at a time and we have to ask America to use it

nobody is going to be invading any time soon

who's going to tell him?

Retard

setting my status to away in the hopes that this prick won't start a teams call with me and just ignore me for the day

is sugar really made from broken glass?

um... yeah suppose so

*sits on the toilet, strains really hard and lets out one long continuous fart and nothing else

No brown poo, my bowels have not picked the Colon pope yet

stock up on baked beans

eating dust :)

can't buy alcohol from normal shops here, have to go to the bottleo (which is closed)
i know i know, it's an orwellian nightmare

alright good luck buddy

How can I be Hitler, when I am a fucking nigger?

Who sold drones to the pakis ffs

ok but does the UK have drive through bottleshops? this sort of innovation is why Australia is on top

:O)

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thanks nigga

We’ve heard about 50% of all posts on Anon Babble have been your spam, fagrael.

We’ve all seen the damages.

I don’t u-understand

Not a single true Brit feels your vibe.
Doesn’t matter how much you self reply in an echo chamber.

Sir Poo Barmer

need to get a bit of tucker down me gob

holy based

imagine trying to steal the schizo gimmick from the egyptian poster that is just embarrassing

hitler was a nigger jesus was a nigger and god is a fucking nigger

;-D

it's simply a matter of time till shit hits the fan but I don't think it'll come anytime soon

i like the canadian schizo poster he has good art tastes and interesting ideas

geld gyp

found it very tricky to acquire booze on a sunday evening when i was in sydney

being a schizo retard is NOT a gimmick
can we stop calling it that?

I'm disappointed he doesn't enjoy my larp

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The Prophet said, "The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, ‘My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone!’ till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body.’ Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

rorke

big fan of the comments getting upset that the police will probably also arrest him for recording himself punching him in the face while he's on the ground

Muhammad had jokes

remember when they said brexit would result in fewer non-european migrants arriving into britain and then when brexit passed, an indian became PM?
man, they got you guys really fucking good

big fan of amateur vids of women stroking big willies and getting really into it

we tried to stop them to be fair

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I have a deep fear of being trapped in a cabinet

Enjoy your 3 day break lad

punching him in the face while he's on the ground

Well yes because there's nothing morally wrong with that and, generally speaking, the law should align to morals

look at this duuuude

English are retards lmao

excellent way of highlighting the gayest parts of the country

morally there is because he's only doing due to his pride at stopping him (mortal sin) justifying his actions

orwellian nightmare

I chuckle a bit when I feel I live in a nanny state and then I remember Australia exists
unlucky mate

britain is much worse than australia

Nowt wrong with a bit of pride x

Absolutely screaming at how fucking stupid those two Sycamore Gap tree fellas are.

true they probably just call them the 7 deadly sins for a laugh

really wish mumstein would cease her endless onslaught of burdening me with minor inconveniences, thinks like leaving dishes in the sink so that i can't use it without having to wash the whole lot myself, not getting the bathroom light fixed for over 2 years, opening packets upside down so that when i go to grab a back of rice the fucking thing spills everywhere because i grabbed it the right way up. she also chews with her mouth open like a disgusting slob
pardon me for being whiney and petulant

what comment got deleted?

someone said get cancer and die to me outside lush

We have 4 I think.

One is always out at sea somewhere, one is always in for maintenance and one is always docked and they rotate. Not sure about the fourth one.

Also it's a common misconception that we need to ask the US for permission, we use US missile delivery systems (trident) but the nuclear warheads themselves are produced in the UK. We could make our own, it's just cheaper to buy the missiles from the US since they've already poured billions of goy dollars into R&D

People underestimate how powerful modern weapons are. MIRVs are very spooky, basically a cluster bomb of nukes that are basically impossible to stop once they start their descent onto target.

tl;dr we're going to be dust in a nuclear war and that's a good thing, you don't want to survive it. Our subs will ensure whoever nuked us gets their day ruined too in a second strike

still don't really understand how they think they can convince the jury it wasn't them when the police have their text messages they sent each other saying "that fucking tree we cut down was heavy"

Today I'll be trying to convince mumberg to buy me fish and chips and cider. It will be a challenge since I recently fell off the wagon.

What I need is for someone to check in on me and my life, someone to notice "hey this guy isn't doing well, he isn't coping, there must be something really wrong with him and he needs help". But I don't think that check is ever coming.

leaving dishes in the sink so that i can't use it without having to wash the whole lot myself, not getting the bathroom light fixed for over 2 years

you're a fully grown man, why can't you wash dishes and replace a light bulb?

the fourth one is up bum

who are you supposed to vote for if you want to stem immigration

alri Scotland/Irish Republican/West Wales/Cardiff/South Devon/Newcastle/Manchester/Liverpool/Leeds/Harrogate/York/Westmorland/Cambridge/Nottingham/Leicester/Bristol/Bath/Cotswolds/Thames Valley/Central Hampshire/Surrey/London/Brighton lad

that has never been my impression

need some sort of AI-voice youtube documentary to get me up to speed

might as well give it a punt if the alternative is going straight to prison to get your arse split

why would more black people be allowed in if they're going to drastically cut the immigrant intake
i don't understand
was this another one of farage's sleight of hand moments?

you sound like a far right extremist
we have no place for those poisonous ideas here

oversimplifying the issue, if i come out for a snack and i need the sink the last thing i want to do is wash a bunch of putrid dishes, also the bathroom light situation isn't as simple as replacing a lightbulb, we need an electrician to come out

How are you doing?

had a really good chat with a paki taxi driver about jews controlling the banks yesterday

Why do you lot still live with your parents as adults? Don't you find that a bit embarrassing? Shouldn't you be paying off a mortgage, getting married, having some kids etc. like everyone else by now?

We need a Paneuropean National Socialist new order.

We need total brown depopulation.

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get a dishwasher
call out a leccy yourself

alri

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we don't have a two-tier legal system that gives softer punishments for foreigners

we need to have a conversation about /brit/

need a poll to see how many scottish are in this thread sometimes feel like I'm the only son of william wallace in here

i have a dishwasher, she leaves dishes in the sink anyway
not my responsibility to call an electrician, i can't afford that and she's the owner of the house so it's her responsibility

not asian & therefore not cute I'm afraid

should have had a good a talk about paki grooming gangs

The Ofcom agent monitoring this thread isn't gonna like this one

are you a nazi lad my grandfather was in the ss he was a war hero in my eyes

she should face life imprisonment with no possibility of parole
along with all the rest of her gender

good post
powerful post

Ye's new Heil Hitler song is kinda a bop ngl

How will they help you? I am engaged with mental elf services. They only can do so much. Friends, now I totally agree. But even that is complicated. You are the only one who can help yourself lad.

sexism lad on a mad one

Should also throw in the other countries while we're at it and split England into North/Midlands/South so I have an idea what voice to read /brit/ posts in

uh im part scottish

decided to get into gooning any of you lads fancy wanking over pictures of angela white in discord dm's?

hmm, wonder what's on your newsfeed. He hew

straightest muslim

stuffing a nuclear submarine down my cockhole

my brain has stopped working is it messager or messenger
i think im having a stroke

Seen the new GTA protagonist? Fuckin hell he's hot

This might prove detrimental to your long term health one day

I personally prefer my Angela's as rayners lad

here for a good time not a long time innit

they should all come here

24% of the uk's population is allegeable for irish citizenship

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what's the appeal of angela white anyway? she's chubby and has a rather unpleasant dry-looking fanny, could really benefit from letting her pubes grow out a bit but nope she insists on being clean shaven down there

Aye, you're not wrong there
*flattens bollocks with an anvil*

How do I find out if I'm one of the lucky ones

that is a very recent development ...

still ill
guess i'll have to order another maccies in...!

Not well. I work but I live in self-imposed isolation, no friends, no relationships etc. I'm trying to keep myself alive but I dunno how many more years I can go on like this.

Sometimes I wish someone would tap me on the shoulder and be like "it's OK, you can let go". I suppose no one needs permission to commit suicide. I feel like the efforts I do make to keep this crappy life going aren't recognised.

That's mainly what I mean lad: friends and family. I've had dealings with the menthol services in the past but it's just strangers at the end of the day. They're no subsititute for people in your life who care about you (I would imagine).

are you working class and from a city? if not then no. you're not

Me lunch

Lidl chicken samosas are actually brill

Lads turn on the news, woke's just been destroyed!!!

this one had Anon Babble seething

I spaffed to JAV this morning but I still creased

tap tap

really wish anal wasn't such a popular category in porn, that shite is rank

giving your nose a good blow when you are sick is so satisfying. Removing the poison from your body. It's genuinely a bit like cumming

can you explain vtubers to me
are all the girls that do it actually mentally ill psychopaths?
are most of the people that consume this content SEA monkeys?

Listening to duster

we team India or team Pakistan?

It's very freeing when you begin to realise you can do whatever you like in this world with a little help with my friends (just be good which I guess you are)

we don't have paki rape gangs raping thousands of little girls and receiving no punishment even after being found out
we don't have the largest concentration of CCTV cameras in the world
we don't throw people in jail for criticising muslims
britain is worse than an orwellian nightmare
fighting against germany was the greatest mistake britain has ever made

I have to use a smorgasbord of blankets and cushions on my computer chair to make it comfortable and not a back-pain torture device

go hiking or in the outdoors or something 30 minutes just by yourself in nature that's what i do

i've had dealings with people that won't let me out the house, shop, get some scran etc. wouldn't say it doesn't reeplace crushing loneliness but you'll be fine

yeah but can you buy a tinnie from sainos and drink it in the park lol shut the fuck up mate

mental illness: the post

we're team they massacre each other and everybody wins

Hate yanks so much

when shariah becomes government-mandated, you won't be able to do that anymore

team not getting involved

I'd trade all my other freedoms just to continue being able to drink cheap beer and smoke a ciggie in the park

erm, yeah, I'm thinking based

we're

not with the flag you're not

we aren't allowed to either

Sri Lanka

mad how there's so many dystopian depictions of britain but none of theme are exactly how britain turned out

choose wisely!

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canada is a few years away from state HRTtroopers injecting you with oestrogen if your test levels are too high

Yeah laugh it up, it'll happen to you too

Syndey sweeney BRAPHOG

the whole world is an ASShole lol

drive to your nearest university or other places of study and take one of the chairs from an unoccupied computer lab and just walk out with it, assuming your entry and exit point are near the parking lot it's likely no one will see you, and even if they do just act confident and casual and they'll assume what you're doing is sanctioned by someone within the establishment

this is bigger than you

either that or orange man invades

why would sydney sweeney support India?

cute anime jpegs doing cute things(gaming/yapping/singing)

are all the girls that do it actually mentally ill psychopaths?

no, but they're still women

are most of the people that consume this content SEA monkeys?

that's a boogeyman when we were on flag boards during april fool's barely any SEA flags posted

tf

tp

yeah it's almost like predicting the future with reliable accuracy isn't easy

everyone posting here might as well be dead

i am

stfu boring ass nigga god damn