amelia edish
/brit/
Black cocks
don't think they're gonna nuke eachother personally
Can't do anything without a computer these days, sick of it
I don't like you weird pervert
I hope you go away forever and ever
Got one of those neck support things lads. It's great, cozy and will prevent neck pain.
honestly cannot believe what am i reading about the India trade deal
think theyre just gonna bomb each others airbases indiscriminately for the next week and then get over it, maybe a few terrorist attacks
im just wondering what the people from pakistan/india are gonna do at work, are they gonna kick off with each other? that would be funny
indian army artillery units dropping their pants and bending over and firing barrages of surface to air poo missiles
haha
been sitting in a stinking stew of sweat, poo particles and cum stink for the past few days, think i might shower tomorrow
You need to have a more positive outlook lad, we can only hope.
Oh no! I’d hate that …
a neck brace?
they're the new world leaders
for some reason I keep thinking about that one episode where lisa enters a beauty pageant, in particular the scene wears she's dancing in a spandex suit
Tonight's snackage
wow you're all really funny
realistically what are the odds that there will be friction between pakistani and indian communities if this escalates further?
Yeah, I got two. One for bed made of foam, one for chairs which is inflatable.
Too early for that
Snacks are for night Fridays or Saturdays
Week days you should follow a proper diet
i'll be the one whos laughign mate
when the internet goes down
i think the brazilian only makes news to make it awkward for people who filter his flag
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
There already is friction lol
Do you consider internet spam as "friction"? Because that's the worst that can happen.
Plus a explosion of "tradional west" xitter accounts
thought those were for people who've been in accidents
Going through my asmongold phase lads, I love him
dont like drinking poos and eating shite together me
only like doign one or the other
YOU BLOODY YOU
BHENCHOD BLOODY
very much not looking forward to having to pretend to care about it lol
Filter Brazil's flag, no one does
it's not a brazilian person you know
not at all
how can you slap
nigga thinks hes yoda
correct
if you're filtering using ublock origin, you can add this to let posts with cross-thread links go through
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genuinely kill yourself
Watched eceleb drama literally all day
why do french do that space before their punctuation
what exactly makes you think i'm not brazilian
thought it would have been china invading taiwan next
nevertheless, looks like its india vs pakistan as the next global conflict in ww3
you're just some fag retard on a vpn
the fact that you instantly take his low effort bait you histrionic freak
The new 'eitch
you reckon
i thought going "corrrrr" at fit women and watching amilia dimoldytits was a brazilian thing
mad how the bloke in the car in that video isnt even indian
Wouldn’t know not French mate
What? He has good opinions.
why would a brazilian participate in a thread on british culture
I don't think either of us know anything about the others' countries, no brazilian has ever though of britain, no brit has ever thought of brazil
it's not just him that says that tho, i think this general battled so many demons they think everyone with a non-anglo flag is some fag that tormented them before kek
Are you actually a spaz
he’s missing THIS football match
god won’t forgive you
no we have your post history that proves you're a fag
thinkgen about amazon rainforest
why have you let this place become your entire life
how does a person even get to this point
*enters /brit/*
The simple test that reveals whether you or your child has autism in minutes
dailymail.co.uk
no one cares about you at all
everyone just wants you to go away
ktim
i think /brit/ is a funny general and very active so i just come here to shitpost lad, and i also find UK politics characters pretty funny x
I saw it
"you're 1km too south, gunner"
swallowing coins and batteries
anyone else feel their life has been completely ruined by politics and wishing you had remained completely ignorant?
there will be war on the streets of london
im talking serious sectarian violence like in ireland style
How many paki refugees can we take?
i don't i just like shitposting here, but there's a bunch of days where i don't show my face, it's not that deep
dtfib melty uh oh stinky
ktim
go on then, crack on mate. don't worry about rorke he's harmless
there was a guy working out in a thobe today at the gym, how was he not fucking boiling
Yes pls
Nah man he's actually really smart and unbiased. Like super logical and he's jokes too.
Lucky bastard
good lad mate good lad xx
you don’t have to keep trying to save face like this man its just sad
just switch to portugal or croatia or some shit
can't wait for all of the brown people demonstrations in this country
All o them
SCREAMING
what's the source on this
From the river to the sea,
Palestinians can suck meee!
We're about to receive hordes of Indians and Pakistani refugees.
it's quite remarkable how brazil is perhaps one of the only countries (certainly the only major country) that has seemingly experienced no influence or exchange or conflict with britain
don't really have anything to remark on it though, but it is able to be remarked on
why not just post proof you're in brazil
should be very easy to do
yes I know the answer to these questions
no brit has ever thought of brazil
i think of brazil
i have a fondness for the soulless plastic tarts it produces
um well at least they’re uhh….. at least…. at least curries are nice rorke you evil fucking CHUD
what are you talking about, i'm not one of the spammers that torments your psyche lad
first safe country, if they end up here it's because Keir gave them a visa
I CANNAE SEE MAN
cmon you definitely are a spammer
torments your psyche
don’t flatter yourself you pathetic fuck
you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone
onion bhaji just flew over my house
goodness me
what the dickens
i'm sure the feeling's mutual
rorke gave leftypol a sock
leftypol is freeeeeeeeee
i'm genuinely astounded that my shitposting unintentionally broke you like that, actually funny as fuck
for me it's bossa nova
FUCK YOU BLOODY
cqc footage from the war
corrrrrrrrrr
looks like sara retali tho, she's veneca
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Starmer must step in
you don't really believe that do you
actually sad if you think you're some kind of arch villain
Naaah asmongold is great. He's smart enough to be pro jew despite the rise of the alt right.
lordosis looks painful
I got one kick like this
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a single indian throw a decent punch in my life
i'm not, that's the point, i just post random shit like the rest of the lads x
used to be quite into politics when i was younger
stopped watching the news in 2016
cant be arsed with it all - just makes you angry - no point
the so called gf
there is no way she is 1 years old
If it touched bro could have gone into a comma
it's bru and pie (lol) luccas
don't know which one is which
you don't though
you spam the same things whenever you're here usually getting zero replies
honestly if you really are brazilian is really really sad that you're trying to defend your posting
she is really fit
i'd like to do it with her
youtube.com
Blowing out a candle on a cake
in 2025
Disgusting.
can't believe nukes have eixsted for 80 years and yet haven't been used for 80 years
when will someone be a man and just drop one
i'm not defending anything i just wanted to know what made the burger think i'm not brazilian
someone left their bag on the bench today when i was riding past
should've seen if there was id inside and to return it
post apocalyptic indian cities covered in curry powder nuclear fallout dust
India shall lead the way
nukes don't exist they are physically impossible
Hate how every country you go to nowadays just has the same people.
Dublin and Stockholm and Paris are basically the same thing lately.
get a grip man seriously
much to ponder on
she looks incredibly colombian/venezuelan, but with this name i guess she is brazilian
300
send rorke to negotiate the peace
just learned about the underground city of derinkuyu
any mathswankers in the thread? signalling all mathswankers in the thread
israel have more than likely used them in their various conflicts over the years but kept it hush hush of course
there’s vids online where you can see the telltale light flash and mushroom cloud
me in the middle of venue mot at 3am after ive had a few too many double vodka redbulls haha
used to be a mathswanker but these days i'm just a wanker
praying for india and pakistan which are the hometowns of the most valuable asian people in britain
What's the latest on the regional India Pakistan conflict lads?
did nukes exist in the 18th century?
lol schizos are too funny
got the hiccups
Inter Milan 4-3 Barcelona FT [Agg: 7-6)
Inter Milan reach the Champions League final
wew
they got around the negotiating table
lads, are pears worse or better apples
*touches wood*
PSG winning it all
Done em again
youtube.com
wow just like my ww1 games
What do I call it?
basically the same thing
rumours dozens of civilians have been attacked by aerosolised vindaloo bioweapons
pears?
no one cares
worse obviously but they have their place
Indians are a biological plague.
There is no more pressing issue today than the complete liquidation of India. The Raj not depopulating India will likely be seen as the greatest crime in history.
telltale light flash
cant just explain that away
worse
the flavor is nice but they're all gritty
Just covered the skylight so MI5 can't spy on me wanking to blacked
On aggregate:
Inter Milan (3.68) 7-6 (4.56) Barcelona
Anyone else hoping they both lose?
lordosis looks painful
innit
i wonder if lauren alexis walks around like this all the time, she'd look disabled as fuck
What a mong
Amazing
pears, I cares....
why've you dropped the maths part then
Arsenal v Inter final?
2-0 Arsenal, rice and saka
alri paki lad
look in a mirror
everybody loses in war
mightly fit british rose
Sucking gfberg's toes right now
this bloke lives in japan and does youtube videos about it
what does he know about what this country is like
Everyone loses in war, lad.
a good apple beats a good pear but a shit pear beats a shit apple
pears are the more consistent fruit
t. knower
anime law enforcement
Colonisation should have been more genocidal, they would have done so if they saw the future. Africa is a good example. Frobably should be the industrial powerhouse of the globe with its vast resources and location. But the people are like animals. Utterly useless and the humanitarian angle means it isn't being developed any time soon.
needs to be hatted
Indian bots out in fullforce then
fallout ahhh post
alri siegfried sassoon
alri wilfred owen
:-D
in awe at how bored girls look when their toes are sucked in porn
they can't even pretend to give a shit
and what do you expect
there aren't any sensitive nerve endings in the toes
genuinely think some politicians never leave london and have no idea what its like in the small towns and villages up north
walk down any high street and its desolate - shops empty, homeless living in cardboard boxes, rubbish all over the streets - like a third world country
its a disgrace whats happened
why didn't Gary Linekar's wonderkid Lamine Yamal not simply score?
sikhs are bro tier
they would have done so if they saw the future.
If only.
In hindsight, WW1 began the destruction of the white race.
Pakistan was part of the raj you slanty eyed mong
WHO IS THIS
Bust way too many loads to milfs like this in my life
what a bizarrely false assertion to make
they do know, and they hate it
they hate the people there, they hate the way of life, they can't wait to get back inside the m25
frobably
i like the silent hill aesthetic small british towns give off
xitter is even more unbearable than usual tonight, literally every trending topic is related to the war
looks fun what is this?
Frobably
Ah, a new word the school didn't teach me
Nothing he said in that tweet would require you to live in the UK to know about it
Gary Linekar
siegfried sassoon
Indian jewish millionaire
rorke type shit
Me
how does he know there are potholes then
war is just good buisness
Just as they were getting all fired up about gta6 too
We need a European-wide National Socialist Revolution.
For a white socialist Europe without capitalists and shitskins.
air friar
remember that time a single english man stormed the japanese imperial palace and took on 50+ japanese men injuring atleast 40 before being taken down
go on eat that
Many BBC articles talk about the pothole problem in the uk
no
Cheers that looks good.
hungry little so and so
drinking water
sure
who would win: 50 nips vs 1 bazza
hope nepal does get hurt somehow. I will die for nepal
yes
he's a spain dweller
he scaled the walls fought of defenders on the ramparts and rampaged all the way to the throne room
he likes it :)
indian family down the street are already shooting fireworks at the paki neighbours over the fence ffs
biomass replication machines infesting the land
*DOES NOT
wonder what her bookshelf looks like
its over
indians are gonna take over
We no longer export to the EU? Jesus didnt know that
don't they already own a bunch of shit in London
What about all the third world immigrants?
what was ho chi minhs problem
i deserve a free flat in the barbican
Probably the worst picture of the barbican you could have chosen
didnt get enough ho chi minge lol
ex proto gf used to live in the barbican
nice flat
wish i lived there
me three
was a great game fukken ell.
All Indian men need to be sterilised and the women bred by blonde white men.
bellend smells like a fishmonger
champions of europe, you'll never sing that
willy willy good
one pound feeeesh
do you think you will be able to do sex and the like in gta 6
Miguel!!!
bellend smells like cat shit
Mental how much better you feel when you stop giving a shit
The colour matches
aha x
um
corrrrr
Asmongold sipping from his massive diet coke
*rapes you in half*
for every offense there's a defense
turning the big light off
fucking hate every time i go outside im surrounded by dead-eyed african subhumans milling about aimlessly, black "yutes" nicking peoples phones, wearing balaclavas trying to intimidate grannys, inbred middle eastern rapists leering up young girls surviving on our welfare system, kurdish barbers spreading ringworm, albanians selling weed and lobbing parcels 20ft to my front door, jeets replacing entire grocery store staffs and ruining the food with their dirty fucking hygeine
sick of it fucking all
Employed Womens Savings:
UK median savings for women aged 25–34 is around £1,500–£5,000, with many having less due to rent and cost of living.
If she's terminally online enough to use a tripcode on /brit/, she probably impulse-buys snacks, plushies, and skincare, while renting a flat share and never cooking.
Realistic estimate: ~£438.12 in savings
Meme estimate: "£38.26, a Greggs loyalty card with 3 stamps, and 2 unopened Evri parcels she forgot she ordered
oh that seems a bit harsh
I get you
aussies used to call a typhoon a WILLY WILLY
This is the world now. Deal with it.
I have no idea if I find Amelia hot or not
pakistani and indian airforces are couple of old biplanes and a pack of paper clips
who the hell cares
well that was short lived
yeah we can keep acting all fucking cutesy like I don't know exactly what's going, it's so fucking obvious it borders on shameful
NEW (Post-310)
I got one there