Spanish speakers of Anon Babble, what are the best and worst sounding Spanish accents?

how can you even tell the difference if you dont speak it
your iq must be 200

I've asked this question to multiple first language Spanish speakers they all say that Chileans have the worst sounding spanish

I met a Chilean guy a couple weeks ago and he said the same thing.

WORST: Central America, Northern South America
BEST: Mexican, Spaniard, Caribbean, Southern South America

What do you think about Chilean Spanish then?

Best is subjective, but basically every spanish speaker agrees that the caribbean accents are the worst (Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, maybe Colombia and Venezuela)

Best is subjective

Well I meant in your individual opinions.

Nah, chilean is fine

t. chilean migrant
they were sexo in the 90s according to my uncle (he was a migrant in Venezuela because oil). but then the criminal wave arrived and now they are shit

Everyone has quite a different opinion, even people from the same country. I personally like Mexico City spanish, it sounds pretty smooth

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However. I think Costa Rican Spanish is the best. Truly neutral, not as vulgar as mexican, not as gay as south american and not as dumb as caribbean...and not as spanishy as Spanish

They talk with a lisp and use slang that sounds either old fashioned or childish to Latin Americans.

Chilean is the least comprensible one because they talk quickly, omit many sounds when talking and have the most distinct and weird slang. Like they use "throwing shit at" to mean "flirt".

Based. Caribbean accent is basically Latino ebonics.

Costa Rican spanish is almost indistiguishable from Bogotan spanish, though.

Colombian is best and they hate to hear it

tfw I would be intimidated by everyone if youses heard my voice

arr sound da same

Tfw my spanish accent is a mixture of Brazilian, gringo, and newscaster
What would you call this abomination?

For those who know English accents well:
What is the successful wealthy London accent equivalent?
What is the rugged and masculine norf FC equivalent?
What is the gay pompous southerner equivalent?

I've only heard a bit of Spanish from Spain and Spanish from Bolivia, can't remember the difference

Colombian
Mexican
Spain

best

Mexican

worst

Carribean (Cuban, Dominican, Puerto Rican).

I would hardly even call it Spanish the way they only pronounce half the word and omit half the consonants. Especially the "S" from plural words. Like a drunk russian with a mouth full of peanut butter trying to speak.

"Sa'e que ta comieo?" (Sabes que estas comiendo?)

Euro Spanish is pretty gay but they were the originals so I can't complain. Don't know/haven't met enough south americans to have an opinion.

Don't know but here's my opinion on English accents

most intelligible

West Coast/Midwest USA

most unintelligible and coolest to hear in high fantasy film/TV

Northern Scottish

ugliest

London

weirdest

South African

Funniest

Irish, Kiwi

"Sa'e que ta comieo?

That’s Cuban, we Domis always say the pronoun in questions
Like “tu sabe’ que tu ta’ comiendo?”

I like the way Cubans pronounce B’s and other consonants, what other Spanish dialects do this?

Best: Mexican and Argie.
Worst: Caribbean and Chilean.

Best: Castillian Spanish
Worst: Dominican Spanish, followed by Mexican Spanish

What is the successful wealthy London accent equivalent?

Salamanca/Burgos accent

What is the rugged and masculine norf FC equivalent?

Madrid accent

What is the gay pompous southerner equivalent?

Still Madrid accent, but more like upper-class (from one of those rich neighborhoods in Madrid like Salamanca or Chamberí)

Caribbean accent is basically Latino ebonics

ALL Latin American accents are ebonics. Caribbean accents are downright West African pidgin-tier.

objectively speaking: whatever accent is the most easy to understand for everyone else
Subjectively: argentinian and colombian accent are pvre sexo

philippine spanish is the best

just ask here

dexov.club/

Colombia and Venezuela

Colombians from the coast and people from Caracas, Vzla have the caribbean accent. People living in the andean regions of venezuela a similar accent to that of colombians.

S tier

Cantabrian
Castilian-Leonese
Western Andalusian
Rioplatense

A tier

Galician
Basque
Caribbean
Canario
Colombian

B tier

Eastern Andalusian
Madrileño (aka neutral European Spanish)
Chilean

C tier

Catalan
Murciano
Peruvian

Ear bleeding tier

Mexican

its OK

>S tier

Rioplatense

Tenés que volver

Are you sudaca?

Assuming that we leave our monotone one out.
Worst: Centralamerican and Caribbean
Best: Educated people from Colombia, Argentina and Uruguay. Some Venezuelans and Peruvians are okeish.

use slang that sounds either old fashioned or childish to Latin Americans

Crazy, it's the same with us and Brits

Any accent that pronounces Anon Babble as /j/ is terrible.

Que ajco

Mexican spanish is fine if you are going to use a time machine and visit the 1800's

They talk with a lisp and use slang that sounds either old fashioned or childish to Latin Americans

Give me an example. Note that children-oriented YouTubers do not apply.

Grated dogshit accent

Sho tengo niveh, dejáte de sanguches de mierda y probá el posho con papas. (Yeah sure)

That's a low-class Madrid exclusive, and yes, it's disgusting.

Does the steteotypical gringo accent sound terrible and grating to hispanophone ears?
Actually new question: What’s the worst FOREIGN accent in Spanish?

No, really we appreciate you making an effort trying to speak a foreign language.

I'd say both french and native English, mostly due to phonetics (french consonants, english wovels).
Germans do pronounce it surprisingly good.

Not him, but I always found French much easier to pronounce than Spanish. Probably helps that so much of our vocabulary was influenced by French.

With Spanish, I really struggled with r’s, trilled and non-trilled

I understand, the older you are the harder it gets to learn to pronounce new sounds.

Really? I think Spanish and Portuguese are a lot easier to pronounce than French

Chileans sound based and soulful

I'm not a spanish speaker but I would say spanish from a Colombian TV stream that I was watching other day was the most comprehensible and it sounded good.

They sound retarded

Porteños, can't understand shit what they say

Watch literally any movie in castellano then watch a Mexican Spanish movie then you tell me.

tu sabe’ que tu ta’ comiendo

You are evolving... to Brazilian Portuguese

You basically have to assume that with Spanish flags

the best ones are the ones that sound the most neutral, that's about it

the chilean accent is horrid.