Songs From The Big Chair edition
/brit/
not gay but how do you not get hard from this
Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.
Poos From The Big Arse
least gay palestine supporter
DO BETTER
turns out poker is really boring
Amen.
why are ytbois like this
So anyway as I was saying I have no idea why I should care about Palestine losing a war it started
maaaaaaate
ok
how do libraries work can anyone just go in and do some work or read or do I have to pay to be a member or something
ktim
feel same way about ukraine too of course
fuck em
don't know
yeah just turn up mate
you'll need a library card to take out books but they're free and you can probably sign up at the helpdesk
Anyone can go in and read the books for free all day long but you need a membership to borrow the books or use the computers.
how do libraries work can anyone just go in and do some work or read or do I have to pay to be a member or something
as if i would look at these women
replacing my arsecheeks with metal ball bearings so i can roll around
shagging bovril
dadberg told me you could get away with this sort of behaviour in the old days, especially if the women were drunk. Only way to properly flirt and grab their attention
Feel very angry towards older generations for letting Britain become infested by the foreign biomass horde. Utter cowards.
howling
HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
I COILD TELL YOU WERE LONELY, BY THE WAY THAT YOU WALK
EVERY MAID HERE KNOWS MY NAME
SO LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SHOW ME YOUR HOLY
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
Paddington 2, James Corden, Stephen Fry, Olivia Colman, Doctor Who, David Attenborough, Clap for the NHS, Idris Elba, Mary Berry, Ant and Dec, The King's Christmas Speech, Fuckmuppet Cockwomble, Chicken Tikka Masala, Sir Keir Starmer, the London 2012 Olympics nostalgia: THIS IS THE ENEMY
Need a driver for my M1A2 squad in Squad
a lot of them voted for BNP and were members of the NF but the establishment cracked down on all of that
rorke sending the entire turner diaries through his universal credit journal
what about paddington 1
it's the d oh double gee
pubs are shutting down
desert shops are thriving
curious...
I sometimes get upset about all the foreigners in the UK and then I smile and laugh remembering that it is an English problem that they caused themselves and that Scotland is still overwhelmingly white
and nothing in england has ever effected scotland
saw one of those desert shops that had an irish flag for "italian ice cream" was screaming
Scotland is still overwhelmingly white
Nah quite a lot of micks
scotland is part of england you mug
pubs are shutting down because zoom zooms don't like social interaction and fucking nobody wants to spend £6 a beer
ALBA
L
B
A
cool building in the back
aren't scots descended from irish?
BNP reached its peak in the late 2000s when Chadennials started voting. Boomer soys voted for tories >
they're free. just get a card from reception
for now
glasgow is pretty much africa
it will spread eventually but it seems glasgow got a lot of legals, you dont see many people milling about
Scotland is the most pozzed country of them all, you're still trying to defend troons even after the high court ruled against them
Yeah but some of them have been bleached
I would genuinely like a non shit posting reason as to why foreigners integrate more successfully in scotland than they do in england
We need deindianisation.
gotta do the nectar deals innit
saved nearly 20 quid on my last shop with the nectar card
Everyone shut up Loose Women is on
day of rest for me today
idk
but nobody asked for them to be here
britain has an epidemic of frumpy brown women being sexually assaulted by white men
just selling your privacy aren't you
mug
only slept like 2 hours
might do a power nap
there is no case for assimilation in 2025
they need to go home. all of them
Good
do it. i almost always feel better off after a nap
ooh aah up the 'RA
Because there's fewer of them
Retard
Will be playing Minecraft later
aaahhh the supermarkets know what i buy it's like 1984
mong
looks like she's been blasted in the chest with a shotgun
Well that's me starting another playthrough of Thief 2 The Metal Age
CHICKEN JOCKEY
HOOOOONNKKKKKK
deano pulling into the starbucks drivethru after a cheeky puregym sesh
Deportation means the biohorde will fester there.
We need Operation Ranch Hand for India.
whacking yesterdays leftover tuna salad into a baguette for lunch get in there
every puregym in the country has wogs hanging around outside like it's their second home
mad how Anon Babble went down for a couple of weeks and we all posted on some other website and we were allowed to post the n word
Those games any good?
Poo Expert REACTS To /Brit/
best stealth games ever made
mfw didn't know about any of them till Anon Babble came back up
still eating breakfast, me. honey cheerios
colorectal cancer will be the great killer of zillennials
eat your fibre, people
fucking knackered dunno why
Right, who wants it eh? Who wants some?
sir desu archive
I'll have some
rorke reminiscing of the days his gran would come back from blackpool and give him a bucket full of stick of rock
Asmongold makes good content
whacking yesterdays leftover tuna salad into a baguette for lunch get in there
ohhh rorkey porky
sounds like a nice memory to be honest
when's your footbal match then
the super dimension fortress macross, as it were
Got told I was doing much faster than before but need to get my pallet time's down by about 5-10 minutes which seems petty really
i disagree
;_;
i hope you suffer a workplace accident
She's turned the weans against me
angry chud
don't think I've ever met my fibre, protein, and vitamin needs on even a single day
hate getting my haircut fucking hate it hate it hate it
don't want to sit there and have to awkwardly talk to a fucking stranger neither of us caring about the other
at least going to the dentist you don't have to fucking talk because your gob is filled
dope on a rope
don't follow poofball
you just wait there while I find out who asked
youtube.com
WATCH THIS PLEASE
He's one of the biggest retards on YouTube, how he's got the following he does is wild.
it's mostly bollocks anyway
that whole 5 a day thing? Not really based on anything scientific and every country has picked a different number
My idea was as follows...
that's why I cleverly go to a korean place to get my hair cut
they dont speak much english
made loads of wow content for years before deciding to become king of the chuds
mad that covid was half a decade ago
rorke walking into the barbers and asking for a 2 all over
Sandwiches are peng to be fair
Training course all day lads. Hope it finishes early so I can get home and do some housework
Nah.
sir pink fish
ktim
kidneys hurt, not good
How so?
hurry up then slowcoach
prefer not to say
I accept your concession.
youtube link spastic loves his youtube links
toil freaks hate mark
ok
Made a banana sarnie this morning, with peanut butter and honey
Really underrated bit of scran
screaming under a bridge
that's so raven
dunno what to watch. considering mad men rewatch.
reddit loves that
'ope jannies' ma dies of aids lads
Drink more water, might dislodge a stone if you have any, in which case you're in for a real good time
add bacon to that and you've got yourself an Elvis sandwich
got /brit/ up on the big TV
everything about him makes my fucking skin crawl vile vile person
I could have lifted a car back then, I know it's gay
Watch Hell Drivers
Don't know who to support between India and Pakistan.
Pakistan is racially more Indo European but has the plague of Islam.
India has the Hindu religion which is the closest relation to the old Aryan religion, but the people are completely inhuman.
don't speak dutch
She can't undo it
Shot up Darnell with a long-ass gun and then tossed it into the aquarium
I choose India because they’re bro-tier
India gets my vote because luv me curry
Bongsisters....
Actually easy
thought it'd be closer to 6pm and it's only 1
genuinely think I'm losing my mind
I turn 23 soon
they're not on your side either
alri grandpa
what is their best song beside everybody wants to rule the world?
I am young. 23 is young.
Happy to ignore them as they kill each other.
Thought about making that before but never have. Also, you could turn the bread into french toast as well, if you to be a real fat cunt.
my life is, as they say up north, "oonburrable".
think i'll get dressed
considering doing the old willy wank dance
ktim I turn 23 this month
it's felt over forever, in fact it never even started
pakistan is part of india
just like ukraine is part of russia
Poofarting
considering the proverbial rope
That low
the 'verbial poo
An unknown group bulldozed a field in a National Park and started building work. The field near Petworth was covered in green grass before the heavy machinery moved in over the bank holiday weekend. They reportedly arrived at the site inside the South Downs National Park on Friday and have received council orders and visits from police.
this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
fucking shite,
fucking shite,
fucking shite
hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines
we seen two niggas kissing and we ain't know what that shit means
curry wrap for lunch
We are Children of God through Jesus Christ and I earnestly pray that you receive kindness and blessings in your life. God bless.
he's got the whole burger,
in his hands,
his got the whole wide burger,
in his hands
corr
it's hard being an alien
cream and scream
my parents are aliens
Sure
need to go do shopping but i'm ill :(
how to tell if some corned beef has gone off?
good 'ost
Ok
dont eat corned beef it's slop
he's got a young girl,
in his van,
he's got a cold young girl,
in his van
spaki's latest gimmick is his worst yet
you know what this beef could use?
some corn
Not so fast, son.
I saw it
I choose deen over dunya
just had a right moan at mumberg, she didn't bring me my morning brew when I got up an hour ago
sick to death of her
this is depraved, it's sick.
I am following
get her telt
Ok.
only oldfags get this reference
dograisin jannies taking forever to approve AGAIN
get
him
bummed
With such strength
don't worry lad I shall, she's off doing something now but if she misses lunchtime (3pm) there will be screaming abdabs and furniture irreparably damaged
sat on the toilet pooing
you're not funny 190
Imagine if the whole world was on Anon Babble and /brit/ was like 70m people all talking together at once lol do you think that would be fun? :)
eating that lads poo as it's sliced off by his turd cutter
hater hater masturbator bitches all up in my shit
ok
wanking a poo
on the old pmvhaven and can't decide on what video to wank to
I am right in the head
Business idea: earth but only with north western europeans
I like the one of your mum
Not me
Clarkson!
putting a pasta cutter at the entrance of my arsehole so that my poo comes out looking like rigatoni
this nigga got a bronze die sphincter
Doctor House failed to save the patient. WTF this is unprecedented
Woody!
"no"
moving to Laurel Canyon
screaming at this
(in terror not humour)
So.
fancy getting into runescape would you lads recommend it?
just ate some pistachios
Does it for freeeee
go bouldering instead
RIP
state of this thread neets running this shithole into the dirt
didn't fly so good
any uses fabguys to get sucked off by old men crossdressing man in?
in the works van driving to poowong
Beo
feeling fruity, might get my arse raped later
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
too many benders in
is it airy if its not hairy ill fucking have a go on it
Songs from the cuck chair
So the India and Pakistan skirmish was another nothing burger or what
I saw it.
Said I hate Holby City and my 5 year old son started crying and saying he loves Holby. I know for a fact he's never seen it now knows what it even is.
Ok.
get a wash, i can smell you from here
GO GO TEAM ROCKET AWAYYY
Hatred is bad, children know that much. Return to Christ before it's too late.
Idk
You can smell poo from anywhere
i did a poo
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
Ok.
well that one certainly won't get deleted at all
just supported the new zealand meat industry
Look
Give me a handjob
poo?
s cluuuuuuuuub (there ain't no party like an s club party)