/brit/

not gay but how do you not get hard from this

Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.

Poos From The Big Arse

least gay palestine supporter

turns out poker is really boring

Amen.

why are ytbois like this

So anyway as I was saying I have no idea why I should care about Palestine losing a war it started

maaaaaaate

ok

how do libraries work can anyone just go in and do some work or read or do I have to pay to be a member or something

ktim
feel same way about ukraine too of course
fuck em

don't know

yeah just turn up mate
you'll need a library card to take out books but they're free and you can probably sign up at the helpdesk

Anyone can go in and read the books for free all day long but you need a membership to borrow the books or use the computers.

as if i would look at these women

replacing my arsecheeks with metal ball bearings so i can roll around

shagging bovril

dadberg told me you could get away with this sort of behaviour in the old days, especially if the women were drunk. Only way to properly flirt and grab their attention

Feel very angry towards older generations for letting Britain become infested by the foreign biomass horde. Utter cowards.

howling

HOLY
HOLY
HOLY
I COILD TELL YOU WERE LONELY, BY THE WAY THAT YOU WALK
EVERY MAID HERE KNOWS MY NAME
SO LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SHOW ME YOUR HOLY

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

Paddington 2, James Corden, Stephen Fry, Olivia Colman, Doctor Who, David Attenborough, Clap for the NHS, Idris Elba, Mary Berry, Ant and Dec, The King's Christmas Speech, Fuckmuppet Cockwomble, Chicken Tikka Masala, Sir Keir Starmer, the London 2012 Olympics nostalgia: THIS IS THE ENEMY

Need a driver for my M1A2 squad in Squad

a lot of them voted for BNP and were members of the NF but the establishment cracked down on all of that

rorke sending the entire turner diaries through his universal credit journal

what about paddington 1

it's the d oh double gee

pubs are shutting down

desert shops are thriving

curious...

I sometimes get upset about all the foreigners in the UK and then I smile and laugh remembering that it is an English problem that they caused themselves and that Scotland is still overwhelmingly white

and nothing in england has ever effected scotland

saw one of those desert shops that had an irish flag for "italian ice cream" was screaming

Scotland is still overwhelmingly white

Nah quite a lot of micks

scotland is part of england you mug

pubs are shutting down because zoom zooms don't like social interaction and fucking nobody wants to spend £6 a beer

ALBA
L
B
A

cool building in the back

aren't scots descended from irish?

BNP reached its peak in the late 2000s when Chadennials started voting. Boomer soys voted for tories >

they're free. just get a card from reception

for now
glasgow is pretty much africa
it will spread eventually but it seems glasgow got a lot of legals, you dont see many people milling about

Scotland is the most pozzed country of them all, you're still trying to defend troons even after the high court ruled against them

Yeah but some of them have been bleached

I would genuinely like a non shit posting reason as to why foreigners integrate more successfully in scotland than they do in england

We need deindianisation.

gotta do the nectar deals innit
saved nearly 20 quid on my last shop with the nectar card

Everyone shut up Loose Women is on

day of rest for me today

idk
but nobody asked for them to be here

britain has an epidemic of frumpy brown women being sexually assaulted by white men

just selling your privacy aren't you
mug

only slept like 2 hours
might do a power nap

there is no case for assimilation in 2025
they need to go home. all of them

Good

do it. i almost always feel better off after a nap

ooh aah up the 'RA

Because there's fewer of them
Retard

Will be playing Minecraft later

aaahhh the supermarkets know what i buy it's like 1984

mong

looks like she's been blasted in the chest with a shotgun

Well that's me starting another playthrough of Thief 2 The Metal Age

CHICKEN JOCKEY
HOOOOONNKKKKKK

deano pulling into the starbucks drivethru after a cheeky puregym sesh

Deportation means the biohorde will fester there.

We need Operation Ranch Hand for India.

whacking yesterdays leftover tuna salad into a baguette for lunch get in there

every puregym in the country has wogs hanging around outside like it's their second home

mad how Anon Babble went down for a couple of weeks and we all posted on some other website and we were allowed to post the n word

Those games any good?

Poo Expert REACTS To /Brit/

best stealth games ever made

mfw didn't know about any of them till Anon Babble came back up

still eating breakfast, me. honey cheerios

colorectal cancer will be the great killer of zillennials
eat your fibre, people

fucking knackered dunno why

Right, who wants it eh? Who wants some?

sir desu archive

I'll have some

rorke reminiscing of the days his gran would come back from blackpool and give him a bucket full of stick of rock

Asmongold makes good content

whacking yesterdays leftover tuna salad into a baguette for lunch get in there

ohhh rorkey porky

sounds like a nice memory to be honest

when's your footbal match then

the super dimension fortress macross, as it were

Got told I was doing much faster than before but need to get my pallet time's down by about 5-10 minutes which seems petty really

;_;

i hope you suffer a workplace accident

She's turned the weans against me

angry chud

don't think I've ever met my fibre, protein, and vitamin needs on even a single day

hate getting my haircut fucking hate it hate it hate it
don't want to sit there and have to awkwardly talk to a fucking stranger neither of us caring about the other
at least going to the dentist you don't have to fucking talk because your gob is filled

dope on a rope

don't follow poofball

you just wait there while I find out who asked

He's one of the biggest retards on YouTube, how he's got the following he does is wild.

it's mostly bollocks anyway
that whole 5 a day thing? Not really based on anything scientific and every country has picked a different number

My idea was as follows...

that's why I cleverly go to a korean place to get my hair cut
they dont speak much english

made loads of wow content for years before deciding to become king of the chuds

mad that covid was half a decade ago

rorke walking into the barbers and asking for a 2 all over

Sandwiches are peng to be fair

Training course all day lads. Hope it finishes early so I can get home and do some housework

Nah.

sir pink fish

ktim

kidneys hurt, not good

How so?

hurry up then slowcoach

prefer not to say

I accept your concession.

youtube link spastic loves his youtube links

toil freaks hate mark

ok

Made a banana sarnie this morning, with peanut butter and honey
Really underrated bit of scran

screaming under a bridge

that's so raven

dunno what to watch. considering mad men rewatch.

reddit loves that

'ope jannies' ma dies of aids lads

Drink more water, might dislodge a stone if you have any, in which case you're in for a real good time

add bacon to that and you've got yourself an Elvis sandwich

got /brit/ up on the big TV

everything about him makes my fucking skin crawl vile vile person

I could have lifted a car back then, I know it's gay

Don't know who to support between India and Pakistan.

Pakistan is racially more Indo European but has the plague of Islam.

India has the Hindu religion which is the closest relation to the old Aryan religion, but the people are completely inhuman.

don't speak dutch

She can't undo it

Shot up Darnell with a long-ass gun and then tossed it into the aquarium

I choose India because they’re bro-tier

India gets my vote because luv me curry

Actually easy

thought it'd be closer to 6pm and it's only 1
genuinely think I'm losing my mind

I turn 23 soon

they're not on your side either

alri grandpa

what is their best song beside everybody wants to rule the world?

I am young. 23 is young.

Happy to ignore them as they kill each other.

Thought about making that before but never have. Also, you could turn the bread into french toast as well, if you to be a real fat cunt.

my life is, as they say up north, "oonburrable".

think i'll get dressed

considering doing the old willy wank dance

ktim I turn 23 this month
it's felt over forever, in fact it never even started

pakistan is part of india
just like ukraine is part of russia

Poofarting

considering the proverbial rope

That low

the 'verbial poo

An unknown group bulldozed a field in a National Park and started building work. The field near Petworth was covered in green grass before the heavy machinery moved in over the bank holiday weekend. They reportedly arrived at the site inside the South Downs National Park on Friday and have received council orders and visits from police.

this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
this little life of mine,
it's really fucking shite,
fucking shite,
fucking shite,
fucking shite

hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines
we seen two niggas kissing and we ain't know what that shit means

curry wrap for lunch

We are Children of God through Jesus Christ and I earnestly pray that you receive kindness and blessings in your life. God bless.

he's got the whole burger,
in his hands,
his got the whole wide burger,
in his hands

corr

it's hard being an alien

cream and scream

my parents are aliens

Sure

need to go do shopping but i'm ill :(

how to tell if some corned beef has gone off?

good 'ost

Ok

dont eat corned beef it's slop

he's got a young girl,
in his van,
he's got a cold young girl,
in his van

spaki's latest gimmick is his worst yet

you know what this beef could use?
some corn

Not so fast, son.

I saw it

I choose deen over dunya

just had a right moan at mumberg, she didn't bring me my morning brew when I got up an hour ago
sick to death of her

this is depraved, it's sick.

I am following

get her telt

Ok.

only oldfags get this reference

dograisin jannies taking forever to approve AGAIN

get
him
bummed

With such strength

don't worry lad I shall, she's off doing something now but if she misses lunchtime (3pm) there will be screaming abdabs and furniture irreparably damaged

sat on the toilet pooing

you're not funny 190

Imagine if the whole world was on Anon Babble and /brit/ was like 70m people all talking together at once lol do you think that would be fun? :)

eating that lads poo as it's sliced off by his turd cutter

hater hater masturbator bitches all up in my shit

ok

wanking a poo

on the old pmvhaven and can't decide on what video to wank to

I am right in the head

Business idea: earth but only with north western europeans

I like the one of your mum

Not me

Clarkson!

putting a pasta cutter at the entrance of my arsehole so that my poo comes out looking like rigatoni

this nigga got a bronze die sphincter

Doctor House failed to save the patient. WTF this is unprecedented

Woody!

"no"

moving to Laurel Canyon

screaming at this
(in terror not humour)

So.

fancy getting into runescape would you lads recommend it?

just ate some pistachios

Does it for freeeee

go bouldering instead

RIP

state of this thread neets running this shithole into the dirt

didn't fly so good

any uses fabguys to get sucked off by old men crossdressing man in?

in the works van driving to poowong

Beo

feeling fruity, might get my arse raped later

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

too many benders in

is it airy if its not hairy ill fucking have a go on it

Songs from the cuck chair

So the India and Pakistan skirmish was another nothing burger or what

I saw it.

Said I hate Holby City and my 5 year old son started crying and saying he loves Holby. I know for a fact he's never seen it now knows what it even is.

Ok.

get a wash, i can smell you from here

GO GO TEAM ROCKET AWAYYY

Hatred is bad, children know that much. Return to Christ before it's too late.

Idk

You can smell poo from anywhere

i did a poo

YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF

Ok.

well that one certainly won't get deleted at all

just supported the new zealand meat industry

Look

Give me a handjob

poo?

s cluuuuuuuuub (there ain't no party like an s club party)