I get exempt from conscription

For being too weak, I passed all medical check ups but when it came to fitness I had the entire unit laughing at me and the Sargent telling me to go home after I struggled with lifing the smallest weight they had
I feel so bad bros

there are technical and support roles in the army
did you tell them you were a gamer? they want gamers as they make good drone pilot

Dodged a bullet

You can laugh at them back when you are a drone operator bombing cairo from telaviv

During military enlistment I had a fall and hit my head in front of everyone.

This humiliation will stay with me for long years
I can't cope
Iktf bro..

take it as an incentive to get fit, then

Why so weak? You have something medically wrong with you?

You would have been raped there, so be glad you got off so easy.

I will try my best but I never get big no matter what
No I'm just short and thin

Do you come from money at least?

Lmaaooooooooooooooooooo

cure
time to put on a skirt

Conscription is a distinctly firstie practice.
An army job with solid pay+pension has thousands of applicants in thirdieland.

i would have celebrated
i'm never giving my life fighting for shitle

holyyyy

Yeah it sucks but honestly it is not what annoys me the most in life
No woman will accept a 159cm male lol
And I don't want arranged marriage anyway nobody will ever pick a woman I would love

That’s the spirit, life is worth living. You gotta find a tiny woman. Get your money up and go find an Asian wife

last time i checked they even took cripple niggas here, its just your military have high expectations

aw you are so cute
do you have curly hairs?

vietnam

See op? Go find an Asian, they’ll take anybody over there.

Ok. What is your face card like? Just find a woman who doesn't care about height or matches your height. Don't let the fags here get you down.

Daily reminder is that your country is thirdie if your army has more volunteers to it than it can handle

No one here volunteers it's mostly* forced conscripts or people who get reject from every school and position there is
Or air force and medics(not battlefield first aid, specilaized army doctors) and navy but those are both highly demanding in school scores and nepotism

It's over

Sounds like your army is made up of the idiots of your society like most armies.
Do you do well in school?

okay, Morocco is officially not 3rd world then

It’s ok, the only decent arab army are the jordanians anyways

Take estrogen.

try using high heels

احمد ربنا انك متاخدتش
كانو هينيكوك هههههههه

Why does height even matter in modern military combat when you just need people to pull triggers and push buttons? Even women get accepted now because they can do those things.

Firsties invented it though

Rope or pinkpill.
Don't give him false hope.

i don't know either
probably just third world stuff

Average height in your country is only 5”7 for men. You’re not that far off.

There's a massive difference, 20cms or so. Don't downplay it.

5”7 is already short. He lives in a nation of short men so it could be worse.

Sorry to hear if you wanted to serve. In my country most guys get exempted from conscription because there are too many young men wanting to join. They ask us if we want to be dismissed. We basically are only obligated go there show our cock and balls and blow our wrists (herniation check).

Given he's posting here, he's probably well-off. Firsties don't really understand this but the average hieght varies by social strata. Also 159 is short even in SEA.

Thirdie stuff. The only roles where height is a factor is being a pilot.

Isnt arranged marriage the best option for you though? Do you think you are in a position to seek western style romance when most western incels these days would rather trade places with you so they can get laid and build a family

True. It's a sign that being a recruit is a better job than whatever you economy offers

Not really, unless he's extaordinarily well off.

*extraordinarily

They'll get droned and you will live
Literally dodged a bullet

Why so? People outside oriental societies think arranged marriages are a cheat code for free women. Is there more to it?

I exaggerated everything and then they asked if I want to go the army and I said nah and went to the bar instead.