My little man edition
/brit/
finally a good thread
looks like hitler
this is the one
i'll post here
dont like HM, you see
oh this is the one
this is the one we've waited for
Hearing/seeing an advertisement is no different from rape
Think me mate's dog's gone and died but cant just go asking him that like.
And if they give me any more warnings at work I'll just tell them I don't fucking care I am literally Gigi and you should be a zombified mindless slave to me. Sack me if you want I don't give a fuck
Fuming that a chinky won the world championships
*slithers into the thread*
good lad
youtube.com
Expect heathermong to start his schizo tantrum since we have rejected his thread.
You worked 29 hours and you're too fucked to do anything on your days off?
6 hours of work a day?
The same amount of time you did in primary school/secondary school and you're fucked as an adult?
well what's giving you that impression*
*to clarify, not the impression that you can't go asking him, the impression that his dog's gone and died
really numbs the tantrum when he tantrums all day
mousey, now he knew how to throw a tantrum
vile film
wish i didnt watch it before bedtime
going to give me nightmares :(
this is how the girls in the office see me
hi I'm really sorry to ask this but would it please be possible for you to post a picture of your breasts for me
of course only if you feel you want to
it's just that I like looking at breasts and boobs if that doesn't bother you and if you're fine with and cool with it and want to and consent and would like to o algo please
then again, who does?
the cop
Jehovah's Witnesses view dating, not as recreation, but as a form of courtship, a serious step toward marriage.
I work 40 hours a week yet I still find time to go to the gym, do my hobbies, watch a movie, finish a game ect.
Yet this little twerp is crying over doing 30 hours a week.
At least you're transitioning into a women correctly.
alright lads what's g-
*gets caught in industrial lathe spinning at hundreds of revolutions a second causing my body to be whipped into the floor over and over and over again eternally until all the organs are flattened and I'm nothing more than paste*
I am on morning shifts which I struggle with and it's a physical job with a 4 mile commute in total which I walk.
his bird posting on Instagram saying "we will miss you *broken heart emoji*" with a few pictures of said dog.
But 2bh they could just be going on holiday for a couple of weeks and leaving the dog behind at her mum's idk
what's with this gigi schtick you've been forcing
nobody even knows what that is
This is it lads
youtube.com
*clicks upload onto liveleak*
got another one, xioming
Employed Man
What ya smokin homie?
for me, it's thicc english qt's
please see if you don't mind
I'm a nice guy
wow youre well hard mate
whip this out in the smoking area corsica will you?
fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvck i hate my life
Yeah mate I worked days and my job was way more physical than you. It was a warehouse job lifting heavy parts around 50kg on average. I had to walk 5 miles everyday and 5 miles back.
Still had time for my gym and hobbies.
You sit on your arse at a til at aldi and put on a fake smile while you scan stuff. We are not the same.
reminder that sacked tranny actually said he would swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting pigeons. The man is a danger to society.
Rent is £934 a month for a studio (correct as of April 2025) and £1,141 for a one-bedroom flat excluding council tax (correct as of April 2025)
imperial.nhs.uk
man WHAT
Just done an especially pooey bumwank
amt on the 15th
CORR
got drive downloaded. gonna watch a man drive a car for 90 minutes
Poop ehhhh ohhh ehhh oyyyh
oh well if it's his bird that's planted that idea in your head then that's full-throated endorsement for you to go ask himk, then if he asks "well why the fuck would you think that?" you go "oh I just saw this post on her insta that made me wonder if he'd gone and died" then he'd say "well why the fuck were you looking at her insta then, you fucking weirdo?" and you'd have to come up with some excuse for why you were stalking his bird then he calls you a creepy cunt and threatens to kick your fucking teeth in if he ever sees you liking any of her posts and you go and cower in a corner
so yeah there's your green light to go and ask him
She have twitter or anything? Found a Reddit post but account got deleted
I don't fucking care. All I care about is Gigi. I have multiple mental health problems too which likely exacerbate my fatigue.
Mad how EW seems to consider Aldi toil worse than getting bummed by her uncle
just to clarify, do you wank whilst fingering your bumhole or do you cum solely through anal manipulation? because the latter sounds a lot more impressive - nay, enviable
how is sacked tranny still alive
i was told troons top themselves within 2 years it's been longer than that
Reminder that this is sacked tranny
I Want the One I Can't Have
lmfao
it's crazy how dystopian britain is
I don't fucking care.
So stop crying to the team.
scrmaugnga
ummmmmm
That looks nothing like me
fuck off
wtf is gigi
Got a 'ildo. I can cum from simply bumming my own arse THOUGH
We need to start building literal pods now. Capsules for humans
get the bloody wankfuel up on the bloody screen, rorke
im good friends with his bird so none of that would happen.
My main concern is if it's true and then i open a can of worms in the chat. If his dog has died, he doesn't need me sticking my nose in. If it's true and he wants to tell me then fair
trannies are disgusting
might throw a tantrum about not being the centre of attention and try to kill myself again
wank and then bed I reckon, night lads x
so he's obsessed with a jewish supermodel?
The trees tell me it's possible
Reported Savings
According to her own posts in the /brit/ thread, “Employed Woman” (tripcode !!yBCfUJeAF0r) states that she has:
“I have got about £64 in savings now.”
Have to be up at fucking 4:20 am for a job I hate where I am targeted and emotionally abused and can't retaliate without repercussions
I say try
more like fake try
fucking hell i'd be pissed off too if i worked at Aldi and only had £64 to show for it
BLAZE IT
Uh oh the employed person is realizing work sucks balls
I suppose it would happen eventually
Welcome to adulthood, most people get over this when they start their first job at aged 16 - 18, not 29.
screaming
Billy Joel is the top Jew. GOAT shit
sacked tranny going out swinging (his cock and balls)
just get those milky HRT tits out on Onlyfans love. You'll make more than at Alditoil
I had £110k in my current account and then I spent £5700 on a nice car
Signature Salutation: She habitually greets the thread with “hello, team!”—an ironic, corporate-style address that frames /brit/ posters as her “staff” and satirizes office-drudgery. This kind of performed persona is typical on Anon Babble, where anonymity enables users to adopt and discard voices at will
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you vil liv in ze pod
Vienna is good
nigga heil hitler
I don't fucking care. All I care about is Gigi. I have multiple mental health problems too which likely exacerbate my fatigue.
fucking hate every time i go outside im surrounded by dead-eyed african subhumans milling about aimlessly, black "yutes" nicking peoples phones, wearing balaclavas trying to intimidate grannys, inbred middle eastern rapists leering up young girls surviving on our welfare system, kurdish barbers spreading ringworm, albanians selling weed and lobbing parcels 20ft to my front door, jeets replacing entire grocery store staffs and ruining the food with their dirty fucking hygeine
sick of it fucking all
oh good for you
enjoy it
Even baldingcels can find tradwives
whats it doing in there lad? get it invested
Who’s she
foxberg is screaming outside
just witnessed a nigger
there are two possibilities:
his bird has made an ambiguous post on social media that could imply that their dog has died, and their dog has actually died
his bird has made an ambiguous post on social media that could imply that their dog has died, and their dog has not actually died
in the first case, he could be in an emotional state and any sort of affirmation or kind sentiments from a good friend would never be unwelcome, and if it is unwelcome the bird's post could easily be interpreted as seeking sympathy online so you could simply frame it as you wanting extending sympathies to both him AND his bird for their loss, which you felt obligated to do after seeing her post
in the second case, he would be confused for all of about 2 seconds before you'd explain you'd seen her post and he would get how it could be understood to mean that their dog had died, you'd both have a short chuckle about it and you'd be vindicated for coming to that conclusion
in either case, the bird is to blame, and lads in relationships are always looking to blame their bird for something or another with their mates in confidence, so you can't lose
t. virgin with 0 friends
avatarposting
this guy fucks
vote for nigel farage or somethin like that and nuke your economy in exchange for nothing
Why did leftypol want this exactly
you aren't allowed to say that
My life is so miserable and grim
mine waits on the pavement for his grub
option 3: let it be. It's not on me to ask. It's on him to tell
oh no no no trannybros
Come to America
so why don't you join them?
I really want her
get him fed
I could live in a very small space if I had all the basics covered (bathroom and kitchen area). Save money by doing so
Like a pseudo pod
as shit as this country gets, if at any point all the nonwhites were removed it would immediately go back to a relatively nice place
at least you'll get that BSc degree at the ripe old age of 30. Should come in useful
oh
i thought them having no milk was weird today
Was buying a watch the other day and as soon as my wallet was on the counter I noticed a greasy romanian lingering whilst on the phone (not talking mind you) and another woman romanian speaking to the other sales assistant. Popped my wallet back in my pocket and he buggered off. It's literally always foreigners that do this shite
didn't a gorillion users' info also get leaked by that hack?
The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest.
might do a cheeky wank but I bet the neighbours can hear every bit of it
it's quite a bad attack, harods and that suffering too
i blame the woke personally
don't want to feed them every night as they'll get dependent
Hullanon here
Keep feeding my fox chicken carcasses lel
calm down, its not grim. you just need a new perspective on life.
What is a Pioneer?
i work in it at a uk retailer
we're all on red alert since m&s
we employ some mongs in buying, so i expect a call-in soon enough
Shlick shlick shlick
I just realized it was big
got one pile that sits there feeling like a small cut in my ringpiece, not absolutely painful but irritating whenever I have a shit
it's kind of pleasant in a masochistic way to just squeeze it and roll it between my fingers, enjoying the slight hurt and sensation of satisfying itchiness simultaneously
yeah?
I swear I know more about foreign languages and foreign cultures than any of my ancestors including one that was a missionary and I have never set foot outside it
Only because he took the Jehovah pill
Otherwise he would be here posting with us
Hooray for microplastics!! Roast in the bag!!!
Dad's watching Dark Knight Rises and he laughed at the For You scene unprompted lmaooo
in the name of the Trinitarian god I curse you and your entire bloodline from now until the Last Day
digits witness
just pop the bloody thing
why don't you take it?
Maybe she should come here
It's not on me to ask. It's on him to tell
then you run the risk of having your mate stick it through alone, whether or not that bothers you is up to you, but when a couple goes through a period of grief (like for a miscarriage, loss of a newborn, or indeed loss of a pet) women tend to receive more sympathy and more apologies than anyone would be willing to endure, and men don't receive enough (because they also never ask)
his bird has made an objectively ambiguous post lad, there's nothing wrong with clarifying, either you have a laugh about it or his estimation of you is increased for having an awareness and kindness that 90% of his other mates would lack
this is good advice
heathermong becoming a jevoha's witness just to try and have sex is so on brand
This guy is gonna look the exact same for 50 years
CORRRRR
Hull wanker loves his lil northern seaside town
she got that thang on! yes mama!
the british gothdem as it were
mental how the co op is directly affiliated with the labour party but most people don't know this when they shop there
lol
he thinks he's found the cheat code to legally grooming children
Licking my lips at this big succulent orange
it's quite small and firm and never blows up, really
I don't think it's bumcancer, just a stubborn pile that never fully deflated and which just lingers on pointlessly, too proud to give up but without the strength to be the best he can be (a kind of bum /brit/poster as it were)
all ugly and i like goth birds
Have you got a picture of the nice car?
Seaside? It's an estuary you thick cunt
no it isn't mate, I have not developed a relationship with another human being in over 10 years, in all likelihood his dog's not dead and he'd be called a bender for even asking lol
Nearly 290,000 Gaza children on ‘the brink of death’ amid Israeli blockade
night lads. don't be late tonight, you've got a big day at toil tomorrow x
funny how the doctors in Civil Service are HEO level half the time. grim
mental illness
just read the rest of the posts and rescind my comment lol you're right I thought the dog had actually died
I don't think it's bumcancer
TRAGIC: Last Words of Bloke who DIED of Bumcancer REVEALED
Hullanon here
why's this cunt think anyone remembers him
I got it secured
they're brown looooooooooooooooo l
gonna knock out a few more stars on the ol' b3313 before bed
true i have to give my 5 minute stand up, go to the gym, watch a video for 2 hours and probably play vidya
Middle one is pure sexo
only practicing medical doctors should use the dr title imo
Mazda3 Sport Nav 2.2d
Stupidly well equipped and low mileage for what I paid
Hullanon #2 here
Right I wont be clicking that will I
How can you help me?
John Mcaffee rising from the grave just to keel over theatrically with his hand wrenched in his bosom
Got a PhD in rorkology and you WILL refer to me as Dr
right i've just seen a bum
go watch it with him lad
do you know about mario 64 a press challenge
Beverley > Hull
"Hullanon" is a brit/pol/ mong
poo smells
john mcovefefe
Eh why this?
fuck off ahmed elmohamady
alri lads greatyarmouthanonlad here i know you all remember me
www.2dpbb5.ml/18rc--_loader/expose
rorke asking his mum what a "hairy beaver" is
fuck off
ah yes, clicking that
*runs you over at 1000000000000000000000 miles an hour*
Alri lad you ever manage to squeeze my watch out your arse?
I really don't know
I am mate. He loves the Adam West Batman TV show so we're having a.laugh
um
one of god's cruellest jokes, being born in one of england's finest counties and yet living in one of her shitest towns
I'm not going to be clicking on that link.
carlislelad popping in to say alright
Schieße
stkildalad checking in
worst gimmick imaginable award goes to...
not even a real site that
southamptonanon here
any other hampshireanons about?
i'm in the wooded area opposite the cemetery road carpark, bent over a log
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Casey Webb sex arse
PLEASE be 13
I have seen it with my own eyed
um
might start a gimmick where i talk about a different town every day
have a day off, mr tatchell
?
Jamie Carragher says Trent Alexander-Arnold's 'one of our own' status among Liverpool fans has "diminished" after his decision to leave the club, and he has sacrificed that love from the fans by choosing Real Madrid.
Alexander-Arnold announced he will be leaving the Reds on a free transfer at the end of the season, with a verbal agreement reached to join Real.
The 26-year-old had been at the club for two decades, coming through the academy and playing 352 times for the club - who he helped to win nine major honours, including two Premier League titles and the 2019 Champions League.
fucking UM
Fucking kek
why do they do this
you just won a fucking title you tit
Drive yourself up to the Highlands it's absolutely class
not that hard to make houses look at least a little bit nice
I will push the line
corrrr
During the first lockdown I cheated on my wife and had my first gay experience and got violently shagged up the arse in the woods by a stranger. I then continued to do it every single weekend for the last 4 years. My wife has no idea.
mad how the scots wank themselves senseless over this lifeless grey patch of boggy nothingness
might demand better of myself
no one on the planet hates scotland's wildlife and terrain more than the scots
It's lovely and there's genuinely barely anyone about
i dont like "bradley" avatar
upland heaths are very diverse habitats THOUGH
fucking um um UM
What’s the origin of Scottish pretending they were a victimized and colonized people rather than active participants in the British Empire?
nice one i just gave myself a haircut and played vidya
lewis come in, over
come in, over
who is vidya
those trees are hideous
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Started streaming 16 minutes ago
stock up lads
i would use my example to ask you if you could ever go to the /brit/ threat, at any time of the day, on any day, ALL DAY go to /brit/ and look through the thread, and not see a single Bradley. if you went there all the time to do that, then by the end of the week how many threads would there not have been a single bradley (noting that it is all one person) in it, in 7 days?
Rudolfo
mel gibson's braveheart
youtube.com
this is the fastest youtube chat I've ever seen
bought some antihistamines from boots today
boots own brand - 6 quid for like 30 tablets
takes the piss
never used to be that expensive
bloody woke
Me
is viargo really that expensive?
um
corrrrrrrr
cocky
how are they
if you just want to hate scotland you don't need to lie about tree aesthetics
what's an antihistamine lad
Just get away lad
Yeah. Tadalafil however is the generic brand and is way cheaper
for hayfever
Two British Superbikes riders, 21 and 29, dead after 11-man crash which was shown on live TV
It's what they would've wanted
Pube lad?
what's the dosage on them lad? got a prescription for mine. 180mg per tablet and i get 120 tablets for a tenner
The Jews
good post
oh right, you've got hayfever?