/brit/

Just get a dog

second for me

right this is a good thread

WASSSSSSSSSSUP

cold today lads, just not on

erm...

right well that berg is sleepy

my favourite t-shirt has been stained by tea but I love it too much to change into something else

thats ok rorke the woke haven't banned that yet

any big bum lad in?

?

starmer's cockteased us with some nice summery weather now it's gonna be shite for the rest of the year

How can you tell when there are no posts in it

actually howling at this

reporting this to nintendo

Sir Cold Weather

Don't see what's so funny about domestic violence?

um um um *farts in your face and flies through the thread*

Jan 4

um

Why would you brag about playing an emulated version when the game was ported natively to Windows and lesser OSes

piss off woke moralist

I'm woke because I don't agree with murder?

Man ‘decapitated and dismembered’ west London couple, court hears

rorke pulling out a warm can of barr cream soda from his umbro rucksack

dont get your pronouns in a twist you lefty loon

tf

not surprised you find that funny

don't you find it funny too?

child tragically dies in car accident on M6

I am no a fan of women's rights

how many rustlers burgers do you reckon you could scan in a single sitting if challenged?

unironically british politics is more interesting and funnier than american politics nowadays. I wonder what happened? I thought you guys had decorum and

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no. its horrible

there's a reason i obsess over it, it's hilarious

what a grim question
4

do blind people listen to porn and wank?

I remember wnen a minivan 9f Indians were killed on the M1 years ago I literally burst out laughing. It was funnier when they said "they were going to Disney World"

LMFAO

No, they listen to your thighs rub together when walking up the stairs.

they're so silly, i don't think many of them are serious

few months back our local park had a bunch of human sized shits appearing over night. There was no way this was dog shit, it was legitimate human shit. Big batches of it. The locals were going into overdrive with rumours, ranging from pranks to the paranormal. Our local councillor along with some special police constables set a stakeout over night to catch the culprit. Turns out a refugee family's toilet in their one bedroom flat was broken. They didn't want to complain to the lad they were renting it from for fear of deportation so the whole family (8 of them) would go to the park after dark to do their business.

Not related but I just found it funny

deliverooing wine cos i'm too lazy to go to the shop

Two Brits are killed and two more injured when their car overturns in horror crash at Moroccan tourist hotspot

parents have gone out, might listen to the porno on full blast

proper goycattle you

i thought u were gay

/flat chest gf/

get it on the big TV

sophie thatcher sex arse

the whole paki "rape" gangs thing was exaggerated

many of the so called victims were just sluts who willingly had sex with the pakis and they happened to be under a certain age

uuohhhhh ToT

Immigrants are disgusting

‘Outstanding’ father who was attacked with acid dies in hospital

if i get two bottles the markup on each isn't too bad

why do pakis love throwing acid at people?

yes this is about what i would expect from a mexican flag

Bring back the hot weather i say

britain cries out for sun and chebs

Not sure about you lads but I don't find people suffering very funny

Got my Fred Perry polo and Dr Martens boots on today

There was an element of coercion in most of these cases but its true that some of the girls were probably just after drugs and sex.
There was a Mumsnet thread where they all shared childhood stories about their time in school and pretty much all the posts mentioned at least one case of girls way below 16 dating men over 18

has adam been in here seething about trent yet?

Found myself crying after reading the wiki for the tomb of the unknown warrior (UK)

16 years sober today! went from being homeless with no car to the life I couldn’t even have dreamed of. Super grateful.

this chinaman's a bit good at the ol' snooker

tomb of the unknown incel

lahore type rizz got them wooing

Screaming at this

a popeyes opened near me. should i try it?

Imagine you were at some theme park and everyone except you and this peng 14 year old got frozen in time and the only way to unfreeze time was to fuck her senseless haha. Imagine how funny that would be haha

do bongs have a single national fast food chain? pretty much all you the ones you niggas mention is burger made

UM UM UM

curious post

Ready to do a racism lad?

well now, what do we have here?

you have to do WHAT???

does brazil have any?

um

H-haha yeah.... I guess it would be kinda jokes

gregs!

Just a reminder lads it’s free and easy to report a very concerning post like this online, you can tip off authorities anonymously

Very concerning this, lads

Favourite Demon's Souls level?

yes

closest thing we have is Greggs I guess. We used to have Wimpys burgers, which technically is a US chain but I think the US branches all died out decades ago yet it still remained here until the 2010s

That'll be another 5 billion please goy

Not concerning at all, those Palestinians need exterminating

Fast food itself is an American import.

Why should there be 200m Pakis in the world but only 10m Swedes? Utterly vile.

Age of Consent in China is 14 :)

Do you really expect me to believe you were only pretending to be a paedophile on the internet for a laugh?

...and what are they?

nobody's stopping swedes from reproducing until they hit 200m mate

RIP

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Not enough BAMEs present at VE Day really were there? A victory for racism if anything.

Russia - Ukraine

Meh, boring slav proxy war

Israel - Palastine

Jews actually killing arabs themselves for once, pretty unique

But the one we're all waiting for

India - Pakistan

Imagine the pure kino

ok but I don't fancy chinks

ok well, enjoy being an incel my guy

Don't think I'll get extradited mate

habibs, bobs and giraffas prolly the biggest ones

snooker went woke

where's this rain then?

Don't
Got sick off of their food on 2 separate occasions

image of tiny and harmless creature

"rorke"

Will be carnage on the streets of Britain

Judge noncealot clearly doesn't understand the power of (you)'s. I'd kill a new born of it meant I got 100 (you)'s

He did 20 years in the can

everyday it starts raining in the middle of the night and then daytime is sunny and hot as hell

only way this ends

Pissing out my knob, into my mouth

The only thing you'll ever be able to kill are your scales, you fat cunt.

Dint fink of that angle lad, it'd be glorious!

just went to habibs.com.br and a ghostly john mcafee appeared to put a guiding hand on my shoulder
shan't be investigating the others

sent that fat cunt flying

they make some bomb ass sfihas

Trips of truth

how is that concerning? it was the plan since the beginning

UK fast food is basically just fish and chips and kebab shops

Got a mssive poo currently brewing lads

cheese toastie off da radiator

Still pretending to actually be Brazilian, is he?

How droll

raddyiator

poo smells

might go for a walk to the shop

You compromised.

I don't forget.

he's making up names of brazilian fast food franchises now to keep up the shtick

mad how fit they are

Is nandos still a thing in the UK?

Bless you.

next time, there'll be no next time

giraffas looks nice though

gay penis poo porn

If you told a Briton in 1938 that they'd fight a war against Germany, lose 400k people but win thanks to America and Russia, lose 80% of its territory, and get flooded by millions of browns and blacks in the next 80 years, I wonder what would happen.

Prince Louis zesty asl lmaoooo

He really needs a friend

snooker died the moment they stopped drinking pints during the match

Yeah it's shit

Listening to sunny day real estate again

Based

lov the one where one of them has a fire extinguisher

Can't even look at schoolgirls in their tights now, proper Sharia society we are

IIIIIN CIIIIRCLES

mad how

windows has an update every once in a while and its always something dogshit that makes it worse
linux seems to update every time i open my laptop and has no noticeable effect ever

Why are there no subtle memes these days? (Outside of /brit/, ofc ;) )

imagine normie taking his kids to see the minecraft movie and the zoomer squad act like this randomly kek

twitter link of a video that doesnt even have sound

Anon Babble is so fucking dogshit now why should i not just browse there instead?

Britain lost WW2.

can't update to windows 11 cause my laptop is nearly a decade old

weird, my windows doesn't do this

You should!

it is the worst operating system ever made and makes every single moment at work a living hell

Ive got windows updates turned off me

fundamental skill issue

Haha! Okay! I won't just stay here to spite you

looks like that's summer over with then. soon be christmas.

I won't just stay

That's the spirit lad!

elaborate

mad we used to have a film industry, not just making american films but actual british films starring british people speaking british english cor

youtube.com/watch?v=7Gon6yrifDA

no

grindr date tonight bailed because he's got stomach worms

I'm considering switching to Linux when Windows 10 support ends.
Don't know what's the best way to do it though. Entirely new PC build? I only have one PC.

soon be christmas.

Yeah, thank god that's finally over.

imma get real zesty with it xx

imma get real zesty with it xx

why not
it must be because you have no idea what you're talking about and compulsively made le skill issue post due to autism

I don’t fear the winter months as much now that I’ve had a cute gf to snuggle for a few years. It’ll all be alreet lads

grinchposting was 1.5 years ago

always wondered why his feet are so slippy

uh oh meltie brewing

There are no good games to play lads...

90% of zoomers havent even been on a date before and they're reaching 25 years old this year lmfao what a bunch of losers

another catchphrase

SIR CHIGGIN JOKEY

Mario

Play fortnite with me :)

grow up

obliblbion remarseturd

time for a wank then
*opens roblox*

Blue Archive

get the minesweeper on

/brit/ is over and it's never coming back
kind of sad when you think about it

Rare day off toil and I'm just sat in my smelly bedroom talking to you lot again

I'm playing Victoria 3, Terraria Calamity Mod and Overwatch 2. All pretty fun atm

^_____^

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Sounds like a complete load of bollocks this. The vast majority of 25 year olds aren’t virgins

50 quid for a 20 year old game

I'd say how do they think they'd get away with this, but the gamercattle surely paid in their millions

Expedition 33 looks kino
Made by a small team of white male developers and it's a success, how surprising
The modern games industry is too bloated

Miss the sharty

Not true at all. Most 25 year olds are unemployed depressed mongs and permavirgins

first berserker khazan

quid for a 20 year old game
could not be me right now

love when windows update takes seven fucking hours to install and slows your entire system down the entire time marvelous just marvelous
fucking jeets at microsoft must spend all day standing around bashing pots and pans together instead of actually working

mental how badly i mindraped dtfic

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33[a] is a 2025 role-playing video game developed by French studio Sandfall Interactive and published by Kepler Interactive. Taking place in a dark fantasy Belle Époque setting, the game follows the volunteers of Expedition 33 who set out to destroy the Paintress, a being causing the yearly Gommage, erasing those above an ever-decreasing age.

Sounds incredibly homosexual

why do people keep giving hasan piker attention

Silent Hill was made by a small team of Asian men and women. Take that rorke!

telemetry takes time sir please be patient

its already cracked?

lol what a load of shit, it’s still very much the norm to lose your virginity in your teens

Practicing poo retention

Made by a small team of white male developers

lie on rorke

lil ausbro waiting seven hours for the internet to reach his cattle station

well I'll find out wont I

Thinking about the time they gave Charlie Brooker two hours of TV to talk about the best games ever and he gave the number one spot to Twitter, bet he cringes daily at that now

those all look like white people to me

not wrong though

Jelk!

how is twitter a game

when are you going to get a job

honourary aryans

you will not get away with this...

It's a bank holiday mate

maybe you should go outside then instead of banging on about absolute tripe

need my neighbour out of business

alri needlesslyargumentativedickheadmong what have you got planned for today x

He posted, from his computer in his smelly childhood bedroom

the zoomer cowers in fear and anxiety

heard he's going to get one of those bicycle generators

Always breathe a sigh of relief when it says "suspected spam" and i dont have to answer it

Do people really just interrupt their day to take phone calls from whatever random Indian fella rings them then? Mental behaviour

not zoomer and I hate this too, just don’t ring me do u know what I mean

soylennials making up their little fantasies about zoomers again to cope about the fact they're 30+ and still spending their days on the mongolian basketweaving forum

apparently zoomers can't tell the time on regular clocks, anymore due to only using digital clocks

also americans apprently can't read a 24 hour clock

Does this happen in the UK?

screaming, me too
Immediately just reject the call

also americans apprently can't read a 24 hour clock

This is true, they call it military time

I think the funny thing about millianials is that they easily bullied by zoomers. I am still laughing about how my former manager banned from ever returning to his store over being called soyboy

Post a good leftypol joke

Not any more

tin of mackerel and an apple for lunch

a good leftypol joke

lads did you hear zoomers can't even count to ten anymore they just get distracted halfway through and go on their blasted ipad to watch tik taks

I think you read too many internet buzz articles that aren’t based on any real data

It's an amazing game. Deserves all the praise.

that would be the soylennial way of things

Is this the fabled brainrot?

The worst thing ever was that a girl who was 40 wouldn't date me when I was 17 because I was a "baby"

there are analogue clocks everywhere tho

Wish she was holding my COCK instead of whatever it is thats in her hand

I can read any clock I want

follow her on instagram
she's a big chud and is pro trump

fry up for dinner

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I'm a sailor man from Glasgow town.

never learnt how to read or write but that doesnt hold me back

i go for walks with cocks i suck ur mam down by the docks

baffling post

Gross, id still cum on her face any day thoughbeit

girl

40

Imagine being 35 years old and getting angry when a 21 year old guy calls you a soyboy

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Unironically toillass brings her kid into work sometimes and he can't even do a bit of homework without having some screeching Minecraft Youtuber on in the background, very grim

same
I'll be starting my job as a clerk this month

the game was yesterday

get it fukkin maid

/brit/ just lost the game

you're toiling with Anon Babble in the background you smelly neek

*rapes you in half*

dawsgaggq3gq44

flung that geriatric cunt to neptune

diddled that fat mongo's arse

it was a draw
celtic and rangers drew
no one won the game or lost the game because it ended in a draw

toiling

Um, mate..

imagine sucking a 35 year old girl soyboy down by the docks

*uppercuts you into space and hits you with an RKO when you descend down to earth*

I'm a sailor man from Glasgow town.

*lands on your cock*

*starts sparking rorke freaks the fuck out*

u wouldn’t with those limp wrists lad

*teleports behind you the instant before your fist connects with my jaw and rapes your arse*

I've roamed this world around and round.

*starts sparking, freaking rorke out*

on the wine. might start making din dins soon.

WHERE IS IT THEEEEEEEN

caveman rorke blaming the ice age on the jews

grim alkie twat

Graffiti on the wall (of the celts, of the celts)

rude

caveman leftypol saying mammoths are going extinct cause rorkes campfires are releasing too much smoke into the atmosphere

*uses AOE noxious arse gas on the entire thread*

*holds a dagger towards where i know your teleported body will be, stabbing you will your big hard beautiful cock pierces my bum*

AND IT SAID

someone post that chart that showed zoomer men at 90% virginity but the zoomer women gradually falling at the same time, implying millenialchads were sweeping in

the poo?

soyllennial freak living out his sex fantasies vicariously through fucking excel graphs LOL

Haven't you got some Star Wars funkopops to shove up your arse?