/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Vulgar Display of Power Edition

well, she's a robot, she can take it.

Why is her head being pushed in the opposite direction of the punch

America, even with our Jews, would unironically be a paradise without blacks

Who/what is your most hated poster/gimmick in /cum/?

watching a history related youtube video

it cuts away to a meme every 15 seconds

Joe Rogan and Fox News

This is why drumpf won every swing state and the popular vote. You can't take these people seriously because they don't even take themselves seriously

bolshevik, japanese imperial fan, american, nazi, national bolshevik, ba’athist, german empire fan, infowars schizo, and iranian nationalist

Right now:
Brazilian schizo with the US flag
All time:
Butthew

Im more of a hamas confederate tesla fan

what's the one that's the american flag with a roman numeral 3 in the stars?

niggers are so gay and stupid it’s actually insane

Oath keepers i think

three percenters

I'm not Brazilian

marxism and it’s derivatives are the whitest political ideologies. prove me wrong.

The only thing this would prove is that the whiteness of something is not an indicator of its positive value

their biggest fans are asian and marx was a jew

The ultrareligious militantly ignorant albertan

i never said anything about positive or negative values. just whiteness as value.

Elite genes in that arm.

The artist didn't draw in the perfectly formed tits of the original

how about broth keepers and they keep a big soup going

how about the oat keepers and they have cinnamon flavor, brown sugar and apple

why the fuck is youtube recommending me a livestream of pickleball courts

help!

We need more dragon ball threads in the rotation

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youtube knows you're like 65 years old?

recommending me

It knows you're low IQ

I'm funky!

I've never watched anything pickleball related and Im nowhere close to 65

Cousinberg is here and playing CS2 again I think he's just using me for my computer

Dreading the time I'll finish reading hxh, it's actually Kino and I'll almost at the end, I know it's gonna end abruptly and never have an ending and all hype and future arcs on the dark continent will never happen

Haven't spoken to any of my cousins since I was a child

fucking terrifying

The southern part of the pacific ocean is super vast and there is nothing in it. Spooky.

why do mods delete a day-old thread that's at bump limit and on page 10

Just had a very pleasant game of CS2. My team were all White men, polite, and we won.

there’s really no good reason not to kill yourself

the best thing this general has ever given me is that i have several pictures of jason now saved for when im making an account on a hook up app and they demand a face scan picture to see anyone

Where da white woman at?

half black guy (white father, black mother) i knew in high school was cool and very high IQ tbqh

/cum/ uniornically hasnt been the same since the sharty incident
it's been slower, we permanently lost some /cum/mers

I asked

one time i stole a girl's pic off Anon Babble to make a tinder account. her name was chastity and she swiped on everyone.

buh buh based

business idea: semen

chastity

Giga-whore name

fucking starving

is listening to rock and roll gay?
Is listening to songs by female artists gay?

Going to church soon

no and no

I want to kill myself so bad.

yes and yes

i want to nut inside a bitch so bad

shat a ghost poo

absolutely fuckin mint

i’ve done it by “accident” before
very hot but also very anxiety inducing

Do you ask for everyone's race at the start of every game

what is that

when you don't need to wipe after shitting

last of my edibles

can somone spot me $40

just replayed all of hotline miami
what a good game

drug addicted freak

just bought some. what brands do you prefer?

What dat mouf do

sent ;)

I only intake once a week THOUGHEVER
I always get froot gummies

licks the sweat off your mom's muff like turpentine on paint

No and no.
Stop being insecure about your masculinity

business idea: stop existing

No a ghost poo is when you poop and look in the toilet and can't see it (because it went deep in the pipe)

I smoke weed everyday and I am drug addicted freak and I am ashamed

get a load of poop mcgee over here

The freer the market, the freer the people.

*eats the whole thing in 2 minutes*

this is likely the only time in human history that you’ll be able to easily watch a black man fuck a white woman. be thankful

i'm bullish on this

If you say so Jason

i got some of those for the first time today. i started off with some orange drops jelly tho

Dam this is the most tasteful packaging for a weed product I've ever seen. Are the dope heads finally civilizing?

awful color scheme
i just popped 100mg a few mins ago lol

lol

Dude

Weed

i was chronically high throughout my teens, definitely not my best moments

Ive done it multiple times with a girl
There's really no better feeling in the world. She was infertile so I got to do it without a condom and I didnt have to worry about getting her pregnant either

Some states make it illegal to advertise in some ways, the packaging has to be a bunch of health advisory shit. California doesn't give a fuck

I'm in my lunch Arc, I'm quesadillapilled

if i was it would have been better
wear a condom

I can't believe people actually think a gorilla would stand a chance against a grizzly bear

No, I can tell from their voices.

currently reading smut

if you keep begging the government for gibs you're technically a socialist

I wish that I was like the cool kids because all of the cool kids they seem to fit in I AM FUCKING ICELANDIC FROM ICELAND

Most people don't have any concept of the relative strengths and capabilities of megafauna. And tbf why would they unless they looked into it

i dont beg i demand

The pee that did a poop
A long thin strand of poo came out of the peenis

I think a gorilla could take a grizzly bear

I can’t believe people like you didn’t contribute to Ms. Shiloh Hendrix and her poor sons you are scuzzy

You think cucknada can take the USA??????

Are you a new schizo?

For me its Anya-Josephine Marie Taylor-Joy to be perfectly honest with you fine gentlemen.

Ruined by buccal fat removal

If we get enough Vietnamese farmers

ayylmao

She’s disgusting. I like my women how I like my fucking coffee. Hot, European and fucking blonde.

she looked good in queen's gambit but now she sucks

got his ass

she's hot in a weird way but i'm saddened to know at least one dirty jew producer has forced her to suck his filthy cock so she doesn't get blacklisted.

hollywood is literally just a giant jewish rape cult.

This actress is pretty hot, what is she, 21?

15

uh oh

I got something she can suck

I'm a snuffaloupgus

I feel like I've peed out of my butt before

i should be killed in a violent and impersonal way such as woodchippered or shot by an anti air cannon

The age of consent in iceland is 15

A lollipop?

What the fuck did the German and Russian Empire do?

Why is it cringe for men to own a fleshlight but not for women to own dildos

just learned about the Shiloh Hendrix thing. kinda crazy that Karmelo Anthony is whiteknighted as a victim and his family buys an escalade, meanwhile some girl calls a thief the gamer word and she's lambasted. funny how she's already surpassed Caramel's funraider by hundreds of thousands of dollars tho.

possible paradigm shift incoming, J's are likely getting nervous.

you'll never be icelandic you schizo freak

women are the ones saying that's cringe

what did the german empire do?

Similar reason it's seen as amazing that a woman is a virgin but shameful that a man is

Do Indian people actually watch those silly Indian movies?

somebody is watching the movies...

I think it may be the flag of yemen

I'm going down to -59 to get diamonds.

I think they're both cringe

Bollywood is a trillion dollar industry so yeah

Heaviest Smoker in Recorded History, King Zog I of Albania holds the record at 225 cigarettes a day.

Survived 55+ Assassination Attempts

i'm going to watch jav to get diamonds

Cool doggos

kek this, women are seething that dudes find an alternative to fucking them that's a one-time purchase and doesn't bitch and moan for hours afterwards.

Im smoking a swisher sheet right now

Rape flavor again

Can you get a hard from a non-white girl?

Karmelo Anthony is whiteknighted as a victim

but why?

Yes

king ZOG

bow to zog, you peasants

the dick doesn't discriminate

Won't you ever experiment with other flavors/brands

Fargo ahh nibba

I would be ashamed to go into a gas station and ask for a swisher sweet

you ain’t black

just cleaned up the BBQ and made some delicious sausages for din din. nice side salad so i don't get colon cancer too.

blue sky, birds are chirping, and people aren't afraid to be antisemitic in public.

I simply Shan't
Why?

Are you good at wrapping blunts

Imagine eating this good.

match with someone on a hookup app

get annoyed when i want to meet up tonight

why are they like this
we literally have our selections set to hookups and not dates/friends

backwoods honey are the best gas station cigars

tater tots

based

wtf, Surfin USA is just Sweet Little Sixteen but slightly modified

Too expensive and too much leaf

>match with someone on a hookup app

cant relate

>>/normieville/

you must be down bad if the 40 cent difference or whatever is putting a strain on your budget

have you tried working out and taking 2 selfies

You can never have enough leaf

Pooky

because of his skin colour, black people cannot ever do anything wrong ever.

It's a couple dollars more than swisher here, and I prefer swisher anyway. I get mini diamonds

my life is cheeks

what the fuck are you even talking about

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Why the fuck are you guys obsessed with fucking teenage girls? Why don’t you guys just conform to dating 30 year old hags?

i want both and everything between and older too
i just wanna fuck, bro
18-58 it dont matta if theyre good llookin

hiding in my chudcave because there’s family over award

youtube.com/watch?v=zwgM-3mr3DI
I thought the Beach boys had made up Surfer girl on their own, its almost beat for beat the same

Walk out there naked and assert your dominance.

all of this music from 1950-1975 was basically recycled. it was part of a concerted effort to de-stabilized post-war America, that's why rock music has so much repetition. it's part of a government enterprise to capture the attention of the youth in that era, same way tiktoks and youtube vids are repetitive. Chuck Berry wasn't a musical genius, he was paid by the government to put out generic rock and roll while they kept his degenerate sex acts under wraps. no one "stole" from anyone, it was all done with the blessing and purpose from a single handling entity.

youtube.com/watch?v=cnU-2R4ohiE
We live on a hunk of rock and metal that circles a humdrum star that is one of 400 billion other stars that make up the Milky Way Galaxy which is one of billions of other galaxies which make up a universe which may be one of a very large number, perhaps an infinite number, of other universes

fact check: we live on gods own earth and we were made in gods image

he was paid by the government to put out generic rock and roll while they kept his degenerate sex acts under wraps

alright gramps, just put the fries in the bag

cant buy the correct grille for my american car because it's not manufactured

motherfuck bloody el basterdo bitch

Singapore’s People’s Action Party effortlessly wins yet another election - continuing its almost seven decade streak in power - by employing obscure little-known political trick of ‘consistently improving quality of life on almost every metric’ (DO NOT RESEARCH)

JG Wentworth

sex whore fuck

Why are you such an ameriboo

buy a used one on egay

Don't get the zoomer infatuation with VHS desu

why would they be infatuated by VHS?

oh hell no! if you dont like barracuda, there's something wrong with you!

100% tariff on foreign-produced movies

wtf

im not an ameriboo
no one except that one faroese anon understands me in skandi
brit anons ignore me
cum gives me (you)s
and my last two threads flopped

I am so hungry AAAAAAAAAAAGH

But both men and women are equally capable of purchasing a sex toy

actually...kinda makes sense?

they think video artifacting is cool because they saw it on a horror-themed video game

It's sovlfvl, just like the crackle sounds when you play vinyl/analog songs

It's not sovlfvl if it was placed there on purpose by some faggot zoomer

So if you watch the fucking tape you will die in seven fucking days

What tape?

I want to quit my job and become a permanent gymcel but my tax money goes to killing pali kids and shaniqua's five kids that she doesn't watch

The Stormy Daniels-Trump tape

i wish my computer would explode and blow my head off

Business idea: Solutions for problems that don't exist

me too

we'll call it DOGE

Business idea: create problems and then campaign on fixing them by centralizing power for myself

business idea: an umbrella for the sun

it goes to ag and oil subsidies and failed weapons programs actually

I see so many women do this, WHY

business idea: sepuku

do you like sunburn or something?

you can just say it goes to israel

look up "chuck berry farting hookers" and tell me i'm wrong you dumbass zoomoid.

that's 0.04% of the federal budget

I think I actually like the hangover misery and depression.

business idea: claim to solve common problem, actually make it much worse

and shaniqua's five kids that she doesn't watch

it's insane how half the federal budget goes to this and it's literally never worked to lift the sheniquans out of poverty

Are you the same Frenchman who used to come in here and say "I'm a bitch ass nigger"

Non

wonder what happened to that guy

he was annoying so

be Shiloh Hendrix

take kid to park

encounter random black person

he steals

encounter random brown person

pedophile

You are not racist enough

how does this even work

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don't worry about it

He probably died in a car accident driving drunk

They can't all be winners anon

ganada is trying to ban tweeter dot com because they're faggot retards this makes a canadian tweeter clone impossible + also something to do with tiktok would be my guess

I see you girl
You shake so well
I know what you do, you dance on a pole, girl I won't tell

gambino didn’t do anything wrong

oh god

there's already a twitter clone for commie retards but it's made in the US of A

fucking top kek

wasn't he somali

beserk

i'm about to play a video game that has people talking a lot, so i was about to cut off the music, but that was a fantastic way to end it. thanks guy

taking a shower :(
goodbye stink. i hope we meet again soon

Fell off hard after eclipse

People always want a poor you story. It's always "I'm sorry that happened to you" but no one ever points out that you are the villain

the thief or the pedophile filming at the park?

Your true friends will

the brit

Yeah if my buddy tells me a story where they act like an asshole ill say "uhhh sounds like the other person was in the right actually lol"

bluesky

I can't believe we've gotten so deep into unironic red vs. blue shit, as if politics weren't enough of a circus, now it's a video game

undiagnosed but pretty sure

i bought milk that apparently doesnt expire until September and now i dont trust it

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I tell my wife she was being a bitch all the time. I don't say it that way of course, but it's to that effect

Why is your milk not coming out of a jug

what kind of milk is that?

Bought the oblivion remaster and its downloading as we speak

If I ever lost my virginity I'd probably cry.

i bought a quart because I dont actually drink enough milk to use a half gallon before it goes bad because i mostly use it for cooking/hot chocolate

Do I have to pay for it if I already own og oblivion?

Darigold 2%? Ya it's a pretty good vintage but not without preservatives. I buy whole local to avoid that

why not? libtards are wholly unreasonable people

Yes unfortunately

No you'd be like "oh that was kind of nice" and then feel pretty good maybe, or embarrassed depending on how it goes. Either way, you're not going to cry

Shit, I should finally call this chick whose phone number I got without ever adding it.

blonde

kinda thicc assed

married, a kid

Did they remaster the DLC too?

everything, I believe

Yes both of them

narcissists will always flee to echo chambers because they feel unfairness when people don't suck them off 24/7

Lot of swingers out your way I hear

$50

These motherfuckers
I'll wait a couple years then buy it when it goes on sale

I got it for 44

if android 18 is a android how did she fall in love with krillin and have a kid with him

Swingers? I'd rather cuck someone, thank you

She was made human when they wished her back

he wished her back as a human

oh they did?
i forgot i guess

Are you a nafri? Why are you like this

Should I have sex with this 23 year old Latina that looks 43?

I truly think I should be in some mental health facility

Why would you need to be a nafri (or black, I suppose) to enjoy the idea?

23 year old Latina that looks 43

Just say latina.

She was built with a fully functioning uterus in her massive 11 head

someone make a better new

You're going to fuck Jenna Ortega?

You wouldn't, it's just a joke because wanting to cuck someone is low class behavior

Jenna looks her age, idiot

Shes been sex trafficked through hell like every other starlet

calm down, Jenna, you're cute, you're cute, good girl *headpat headpat*

muh sex trafficking

feminist buzzword

That's a man you're speaking to

Why would someone who's not her lie like that?

it is?

Ya. Dishonesty in general is frowned upon in the western world

Poor drake bell was sodomized by a gay jew for several years. The gay jew who would molest him only went to jail for a few years and was able to get another job in television after getting released from prison.

Okay but he also molested children so he's not a victim

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